@NewPosts there is literally a tag called programming-puzzle

Wtf...my sister put up posters in some super fancy rich neighborhood advertising dog sitting, and someone's paying her $30 a day to be driven over to their house by my parents, put food in the dog's bowl, and go back home. That takes 20 minutes, 5 of which is actual work.

Why didn't I get paid $600/hour for stuff I did when I was a kid...

rich people smh

At least I know my sister's irresponsible enough with money she'll probably waste it all, or lose it

Just steal it from her preemptively then

Maybe there'll be a big huge market crash in about three years right as she starts looking for a job and I go to college

That way, it'll do some good instead of her losing it :P

@RedwolfPrograms Wow, you're really willing to risk a recession just to spite her?

Yes

"risk a recession" implies it'll be a risk for redwolf. he'll be the one behind it /s

Yeah, you can bet I'll be ready to profit off of it

I'll cause the market crash with arson, naturally

would say you're probably on 3 fbi watchlists now but you've probably been there for a while

Watchlist? What do they think we are? Shows to watch on Amazon prime? /s

Kidnapping plats, building a machine-gun-fortified limb vault in the middle of a suburban region, and infiltrating SE headquarters...yeah I've got quite the criminal history :p

@lyxal No, Netflix

@RedwolfPrograms just do what we do here at the limb stealing organisation and pay off government officials to look the other way /s

@RedwolfPrograms hey no fair I wanna crash it first :p

Wait your turn, lyxal! Crash the market right after Redwolf crashes it and it starts recovering smh :P

No but I wanna go first!!!!

Okay fine, just tell me when so I can start shorting stocks and circuits

I'm aiming for the 6th of December

Does that fit your timeline?

@RedwolfPrograms Do it on Black Friday for maximum damage :P

@user pls don't we're counting on specials that day to expand our limb market

Just purchase Microsoft and make it a product of Vyxal inc.

No no that's separate to the limb stealing

The limb stealing organisation is a completely different entity to Vyxal Corp.

Good, if the limb org is shut down, Vyxal will remain

Why tf else do you think I structured it like that?

Because you couldn't figure out how to attach limbs to a Python?

No that's easy for us to do - it took our research department a few months but it's trivial now

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I legally can't reveal the process because it's privileged information

How will the poor snake eat if you put arms at the front, though?

@RedwolfPrograms Doesn't work

@lyxal But I'm a high-ranking executive in the gang now!

@emanresuA Whoa whoa whoa you can't feed a python to a python

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@RedwolfPrograms Oh wait that's /// ool

Good joke tho

@user yeah you are, I meant I can't reveal it publicly

@RedwolfPrograms ool indeed

@lyxal Ah, understandable

@user just go read the files if you really want to know

They're on the 7th floor, third door on the right

takes notes, for upcoming limb org raid

It's in our facility in Venezuela

@lyxal <whisper>Ha, joke's on Redwolf, I know those instructions were meant to trick him because we don't have a 7th floor, only a 69th floor, a 420th floor, a 42069th floor, and a 69240th floor</whisper>

@user <whisper>precisely</whisper>

All this whispering is a bit sus...this doesn't have to do with the two door car industry again does it

Of course not, we sold our two door car company long ago because it wasn't profitable enough

Hi @AviFS!

@user <whisper>the facility in Venezuela is my plan to set up redwolf to get arrested by the FBI - he'll retrieve the documents when we put them there, and it'll look like redwolf is in charge, hence diverting any suspicion from us</whisper>

@user yeah, turns out people get annoyed when we only have one door for the front seats and one door for the back seats

<whisper>Smort. And since Redwolf is red, any time he's caught, he'll be caught red-handed</whisper>

@user <whisper>They don't pay me big money for nothing :p</whisper>

@lyxal I think they would've preferred it if the doors were on the outside instead of on the inside, dividing the left and right sides of the car

@user yeah weird right. Like I think they're just being petty.

@RedwolfPrograms Time to build a house out of doors!

@RedwolfPrograms I like how this allows for irrational numbers of doors and infinite doors and doesn't factor in the car size at all

I'm imagining a bike with 50 doors now :P

How kany doors?

eeeeeeeee

much good™

You alright there?

@RedwolfPrograms that looks like half a parabola, implying that negative doors still means profit and people have to give you doors

@user mental meltdown from your geniusness

@lyxal Of course, how do you think I bought all those machine guns, but couldn't manage to locate any doors for my fort

Hey, jenius is what the J. in Original Original Original Jr. stands for 😎

@user I thought that stood for Joe.

Unless of course you mean the hidden J between the second and third Original

Yes, it's a silent and invisible J

It's pronounced ""

@user Must've drank a potion of invisibility

Since when can letters access blaze rods and brewing stands?

I feel like I've drunk a potion of drunkenness honestly lol

@lyxal Since juan

@user That's how gaming™ works

Anyhow @user we never discussed our plan to steal redwolf's limbs

Here's what I was thinking:

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(the above message can only be viewed if you're inside the organisation)

Can I join the organisation? I need some limbs to become human again.

I'll have to ask the partners and user

Because I'm not the sole operator lol

Sounds good to me, emanresu is second-in-command at Vyxal HQ after all

Ighto then I can assume the partners would agree

@emanresuA welcome aboard

@user Am I? I thought Aaron was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :P

You both are

@emanresuA I'll get an associate to give you a tour of the building before giving you your first assignment

that's why it's called second-in-command, because there are two

Ok :P

Exactly

@hyper-neutrino What are you then?

HN probably felt like trolling a little

HN does a little trolling

Welp, steam save sync sucks so I can't play Factorio until my wife's done work, so I guess I'm back :P

@user Almost exclusively. I'm rarely on CGCC when I'm not at the office

I was more concerned about you spending time on CGCC when at work

@Mayube imagine having a life outside of code golf

Made by I dedicate pretty much every hour of every day to code golf gang

@user I work in software engineering at a huge commercial tech firm. Nobody gives a crap what I'm doing as long as the work gets done

Huh, nice