The Nineteenth Byte

PyGamer0

12:05

@N3buchadnezzar lol

N3buchadnezzar

12:40

Hmmm, I made a mistake. I wanted to install the nerd fonts, so I did..

Currently it has downloaded 2 gigabytes and is still going

How big are these fonts?

pxeger

they're an aggregation of a bajillion fonts

so the answer is: big

N3buchadnezzar

Going to try out the new nvim with telescope and a few other plugins

Maybe finally updating my edit will make me a better golfer (we all now that it wont, but a man can dream)

pxeger

"my edit"?

N3buchadnezzar

*editor

pxeger

ah

PyGamer0

12:58

@N3buchadnezzar wait did you just git clone

just get a single font

caird coinheringaahing

Honestly, some people just don't know how to not use git :P

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pxeger

lol

PyGamer0

if you are using git clone do git clone --depth 1

CMQ: Does the nerdfont patcher work for you?

Wait when did the solar storm happen?

pxeger

I can't see info about a solar storm from any reputable sources

PyGamer0

or solr flair (whatever is it called)

pxeger

13:05

solar flare

I have just written a decorator factory factory

Python has become Java

why did I let this happen

Shaggy

@N3buchadnezzar If the graphic on their homepage with the icon counts is accurate then their collection is very out of date. I'm part of the Material Design Icons team and our next release will bring us up over 6k icons.

PyGamer0

why on earth is this a feature in python

whyy

pxeger

13:24

no

caird coinheringaahing

@PyGamer0 lyxal managed to get it added in PEP 420

N3buchadnezzar

Actually it is going to be the only feature in Python 6.9

PyGamer0

13:39

@N3buchadnezzar when will taht get released?

@cairdcoinheringaahing do you mean this pep

N3buchadnezzar

@PyGamer0 theraleighregister.com/python-69.html

Shaggy

14:26

If you're going to do it, do it properly!

N3buchadnezzar

14:38

@Shaggy When I held pub quizes I played a lot of mashups including that one. Fun times

Shaggy

On a fierce mashup buzz today, I am.

N3buchadnezzar

@Shaggy Here is a small playlist I used youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8ZFnb_lXjoZwYwKrIXi3kJgKQJ0RSHPz

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Shaggy

Swapsies! youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlYBPACZkaoy3oTwBWMIkV-7eqi6zvY4L

That one's a work in progress after I somehow managed to butcher my old one.

user

@pxeger Noice, link?

N3buchadnezzar

@Shaggy Prodigy Vs Enya is a masterpiece

Shaggy

14:58

Absolutely it is; all the best mashups are ones that should not work at all.

Whole Lotta Sex Machine & We Will Rock You, Bossa Nova! are my current favourites.

N3buchadnezzar

I think I prefer Whole Lotta Sabbath but the Bossa Nova mix is stellar

Shaggy

Other than Sad But Superstitious & Metallica Goes to Punjab, I've gone off Wax Audio a bit lately, for some reason - dunno why. But, yeah, that Bossa Nova is great after a few beers.

<whispers> I think YT might be listening to me here; I have that playlist on random but it's playing them in the order I'm mentioning them here. I'm scared! </whispers>

N3buchadnezzar

@Shaggy I think 7 to 10 are the ones which have been played the most frequent in my playlist

Shaggy

Ha! I'm too old for all of them!

N3buchadnezzar

I hate when I have done extensive research into a topic and then asks a question like. "Hi I have problem X and have tried Y and Z, neither working because of Å. Any suggestions?"

Shaggy

15:07

I'll give 'em a listen after work tonight, though.

N3buchadnezzar

And then someone has the audacity to ask "Have you tried Y and Z?"

pxeger

@user unfortunately no

Sandbox Posts

16:07

0

A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Blinking Lighthouses – Founder's Day Edition To celebrate the island's Founder's Day, colored filters (fuchsia, chartreuse, and aquamarine*) have been installed in every lighthouse. All lighthouses begin operation with their fuchsia filters and they are all on the same color cycle: FCA, FCA ... ...

caird coinheringaahing

16:36

@N3buchadnezzar @Shaggy Well crap, now I have to listen to a bunch of mashups. Darn it :P

New Posts

17:15

codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/23687 (deleted)

Redwolf Programs

^ Seems a bit disruptive, is this even allowed?

hyper-neutrino

Not too sure of a better solution. Test questions and answers happen every now and then; I've pointed OP at meta's designated formatting sandbox (though if they are testing a question, it won't help).

Previously it was just less noticeable because it would be deleted quickly enough, but that can't really happen with a bot that posts within 3 seconds.

l4m2

@hyper-neutrino Formatting sandbox doesn't tell what something see outside of a question

hyper-neutrino

Okay. I wasn't sure exactly what you were testing hence my comment that I don't know if it serves the purpose that you intended.

IMO test posting (to meta - people shouldn't be test posting to main) is totally fine, but feel free to disagree.

totallyhuman

you could put it in the formatting sandbox and then look for it in search results

obviously this is a very specific solution

l4m2

17:32

@hyper-neutrino Also that test doesn't work fine for latex

hyper-neutrino

17:44

Since it's already halfway through the month, I've only given out one bounty, and the original poster of this LotM is gone, here's a friendly reminder that ARM is July's Language of the Month, for anyone interested in checking it out and giving it a try.

Aaron Miller

18:00

Just wanna mention that I posted another cop in the "change a character" CnR, if anyone's interested in trying to crack it.

pxeger

While we're doing news and stuff:

PEP 657 is now final, so Python 3.11 will have column-based bytecode offsets, meaning all error messages can be pinned down to their exact locations in the code

For example:

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "test.py", line 2, in <module>
    x['a']['b']['c']['d'] = 1
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TypeError: 'NoneType' object is not subscriptable

l4m2

What rule did Bignum Bakeoff use to avoid strlen(" ")?

pxeger

Max program length 512 bytes?

l4m2

ignoring whitespace, and in some programs(like Loader's) whitespaces can't be omitted

pxeger

oh, hmm

New Posts

18:16

0

Q: Challenge: Solve the Sudoku puzzle

Challenge: Generate a random Sudoku puzzle and try to solve it. If it is impossible to solve, generate another Sudoku puzzle and keep solving and generating Sudoku puzzles until it generates one finds one that can be solved. Output the solved Sudoku puzzle. Rules: Write the language the solver i...

I am a person

hi

Redwolf Programs

Three welcome comments, each with different feedback lol

hyper-neutrino

well, they are all very similar :p all of them say to use popcon, that it is unclear, and that it should be sandboxed :p

oh wait, yours doesn't include the template sandbox thing, nvm. also i've started linking the ask help/faq page since we have that :p

pxeger

yes, but I was first!! You should eleven the other two because I'm such a ninja!

Redwolf Programs

I skipped the sandbox part when I noticed there were already two other comments :p

I wouldn't have had room anyway

hyper-neutrino

18:21

i should eleven redwolf's for interrupting my two-part comment /s

pxeger

@RedwolfPrograms I used the character limit exactly lol

hyper-neutrino

@AaronMiller watch out for shaggy's phone

Redwolf Programs

I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a new user who posts a question and receives like four full length essays on what they did wrong within two minutes :p

hyper-neutrino

it is probably better than getting 7 random downvotes and a closure with like one template comment :p (not in reference to any sites in particular)

Redwolf Programs

Yeah...sure... glances over at SO

hyper-neutrino

18:26

like i said, no sites in particular :p any and all references or correlations to real stack exchange sites is purely coincidental

Redwolf Programs

Okay chat markdown is way worse than I thought

hyper-neutrino

un_der_scores are weird, asterisks work...*shrug* ..._lol_

... or not?

Redwolf Programs

I think they just split it on \b or something

I wish they'd switch chat MD to commonmark (or whatever they use on main)

hyper-neutrino

i wish markdown were actually standardized and everything followed one rule set that actually makes sense

tried parsing discord's code block syntax, decided to give up cuz the way backticks group is actually super weird

Redwolf Programs

I think it was standardized but people made changes to add stuff, or implemented it lazily (cough cough chat cough), and so on

hyper-neutrino

18:31

fair enough

CMQ: is - for literals and _ for subtraction better or vice versa? i.e. a _ b and a + -2 or a - b and a + _2

Redwolf Programs

Other way around is better IMO

Or make ¯ subtraction, _ for literals, and - do what it does in regexes (e.g., a-c would expand to abc :p)

hyper-neutrino

wtf

jelly does it the first way, J does it the second way lol. I think the latter is better too, probably

i've decided to not have non-printableascii/newlines, but thank you for that extremely cursed suggestion

Redwolf Programs

Ash just used _ for negation, so putting it in front of a literal did the same thing you'd expect but actually parsed as a monad

hyper-neutrino

what is ash's paradigm / structure? don't remember if you've mentioned and i've just forgotten

Redwolf Programs

Prefix

But it got a bit cursed when you used things like τ

hyper-neutrino

18:35

do i want to know what that does?

Redwolf Programs

It makes sense on its own (takes two operators and applies both to the same argument), but it parsed super weirdly

hyper-neutrino

oh so it's a cleave operator

Redwolf Programs

You could pass a function as one of the operators, so τ_{+_1} would work

You could also pass τ with two more operators as one of the operators

So τ_τ__ would work

hyper-neutrino

that... makes sense so far

Redwolf Programs

And it'd be fine if I planned for all of that originally, but the code got super weird and there were all sorts of weird edge cases

hyper-neutrino

18:37

classic :p F

Redwolf Programs

Oh, it also could take dynamics, in which case you'd also have to specify a function, but then sometimes the second (non-dynamic) operator would also take the function as an argument and really strange stuff would occur

hyper-neutrino

yeah this sounds rather confusing :p

Redwolf Programs

I'm glad I stopped working on Ash, I'd probably still be trying to figure that stuff out :p

I totally forgot there were both dynamics and things like vectorize (α) which were sort of like dynamics but took operators instead of functions (usually), but sometimes you could have both, so you could end up with αḲ{_}, which was vectorize map with negate. Very confusing.

hyper-neutrino

._.

seems legit

Redwolf Programs

It's called Ash because at some point I'm probably going to gather up everything related to it and burn it :p

hyper-neutrino

18:43

and from what you've mentioned it also sounds like it was the result of everything being on fire :p

Redwolf Programs

Who would've thought putting the entire language in a 4100 line javascript file would've led to unreadable garbage

user

~~Who would've thought writing the entire language in JavaScript would've led to unreadable garbage?~~

Redwolf Programs

This is the only comment

In the entire 4100 line program

user

You frighten me

hyper-neutrino

is there a specific reason to do var parse = (tokens) => { } instead of function parse(tokens) { }? just wondering if there's some specific js thing

user

18:48

@hyper-neutrino - for subtraction and _, ¯, or ~ for literals

@hyper-neutrino Optimal garbageness

Aaron Miller

19:07

I'm back. I just woke up; I think something hit me and knocked me out right after I posted that new cop. Anyone know anything about that?

Aaron Miller

19:18

> educated manual semi-brute-force

pxeger

@AaronMiller as in, I changed all the things that looked very easily changeable based on my 0 knowledge of R, just trying all the digits

Aaron Miller

@pxeger I did pretty much the exact same thing for this crack

Redwolf Programs

@hyper-neutrino There's three differences (hoisting, this, and new), but none of them matter here. I just like the aesthetics.

hyper-neutrino

oh lol

Redwolf Programs

Plus it makes it immediately syntax error on IE, which is always a good thing.

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hyper-neutrino

19:34

moderately cursed python

Redwolf Programs

Is that something like JS's template functions?

caird coinheringaahing

7213

Q: var functionName = function() {} vs function functionName() {}

I've recently started maintaining someone else's JavaScript code. I'm fixing bugs, adding features and also trying to tidy up the code and make it more consistent. The previous developer used two ways of declaring functions and I can't work out if there is a reason behind it or not. The two way...

javascript function syntax idioms

Redwolf Programs

The function vs. arrow function is also a major difference

hyper-neutrino

it is "{1}" f"{1}" which is a normal string literal followed by a format string literal (stuff between {} gets eval'd)

and if you stick two strings next to each other they just get concatenated

caird coinheringaahing

ngl, it seems as though "relevant SO" (a la "relevant xkcd" to life) is definitely a thing for any programming related question :P

Redwolf Programs

19:37

I know a lot of languages to the adjacent-string-concat thing, never got why though

Anyone know?

caird coinheringaahing

Legacy from C?

hyper-neutrino

probably so you could write it across multiple lines? idk just a random guess

Redwolf Programs

Oh, that makes sense I guess

There's two ways you'd do that in JS and both are horrible

hyper-neutrino

and it isn't the same as just implicit + because print("a" "b" * 3) works and outputs ababab

caird coinheringaahing

44

A: How does concatenation of two string literals work?

It's defined by the ISO C standard, adjacent string literals are combined into a single one. The language is a little dry (it is a standard after all) but section 6.4.5 String literals of C11 states: In translation phase 6, the multibyte character sequences specified by any sequence of adjacent ...

You could probably ask on Retrocomputing where it started

hyper-neutrino

19:40

to span multiple lines in python you have to put a \ at the end of the line anyway tho

Redwolf Programs

In JS you'd have two options:

"x\
y"

// or

"x" +
"y"

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino not always

only if you do x = 'abc' \n 'def'

Redwolf Programs

'zork' is a new one to me, usually you see baz or qux or quux :p

caird coinheringaahing

Source :P

hyper-neutrino

huh interesting

caird coinheringaahing

19:43

> In C, where the concept and term originate, string literal concatenation was introduced for two reasons:[17]

To allow long strings to span multiple lines with proper indentation in contrast to line continuation, which destroys the indentation scheme; and
To allow the construction of string literals by macros

Dear anyone who constructs string literals using macros: why, and who hurt you?

Redwolf Programs

That actually sounds kinda useful ngl

caird coinheringaahing

I maintain that macros are very cursed (at least, how C uses them). That makes them even worse

Redwolf Programs

The cursedness of C macros is part of the experience :p

user

LISP and Scala macros are pretty nice afaict, but C macros are just weirdly done

The fact that they're more like string replacement than anything is just crazy

caird coinheringaahing

I don;t think I've ever seen a C macro that I've thought was the best way to do it

Redwolf Programs

19:46

I've never used Rust macros, but I hear they're good

user

Hygienic too

caird coinheringaahing

They wear a mask and carry hand santiser?

user

lol

Hygienic macro

Hygienic macros are macros whose expansion is guaranteed not to cause the accidental capture of identifiers. They are a feature of programming languages such as Scheme, Dylan, Rust, Nim, and Julia. The general problem of accidental capture was well known within the Lisp community prior to the introduction of hygienic macros. Macro writers would use language features that would generate unique identifiers (e.g., gensym) or use obfuscated identifiers in order to avoid the problem. Hygienic macros are a programmatic solution to the capture problem that is integrated into the macro expander itself...

@user Why did I capitalize lisp

caird coinheringaahing

I case y'all've missed it, 2 new status tags added to bugs/FRs

user

I do questionable things sometimes

caird coinheringaahing

19:48

I guess senpai noticed us :P

Aaron Miller

I'm an especially big fan of Vim macros

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing :celebration-thingamajig:

@AaronMiller Those kinds of macros are entirely different, aren't they?

caird coinheringaahing

I think they're akin to functions

user

Macros in Vim, Excel, IJ, etc. are just recorded keystrokes, right?

^^

caird coinheringaahing

You "save" code to be run later

Aaron Miller

19:49

yes. it was a joke

user

Oh lol

caird coinheringaahing

@user Imagine not using macros in word to write essays :P

Aaron Miller

I forgot to add a /s or a :p

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing Imagine using Word

This post made by butterfly gang

Aaron Miller

Imagine writing essays

This post made by not in college gang

caird coinheringaahing

19:50

Imagine not writing things in /// on TIO

user

@AaronMiller ಠ_ಠ

caird coinheringaahing

@AaronMiller I am both graduated and not graduated :P

user

I'm applying to colleges right now and I have never been in more pain

I graduated from middle school *puts on sunglasses*

pxeger

@AaronMiller I saw that sneaky edit: are you in grad school or something, or did you fail to graduate? lol

caird coinheringaahing

@user You don't enjoy writing a few thousand words begging schools to accept you?

pxeger

19:51

@cairdcoinheringaahing relevant

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing Imagine not writing things Intercal so that the Output contains what you need

Aaron Miller

@pxeger I graduated from high school and then got a job because I thought college would be a waste of time

plus im lazy

caird coinheringaahing

@AaronMiller I did that too, but still applied and got into college :P

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing I would be fine writing one single 500 word essay for every college, but when you ask me to write a 650 word essay, an 800 word essay on what I would do if I didn't go to college, another 800 word essay about what the world will be like in 100 years, and 5 short answer questions about random crap that has literally no relevance whatsoever, I will...grumble and do them because life sucks

caird coinheringaahing

But I absolutely hate looking for jobs, so I might just spend the next 20 years slowly working towards a bachelor's degree :P

user

19:53

@AaronMiller Smort

Redwolf Programs

@user Imagine doing any of that lol (made by still has a few years before having to do that exact thing gang)

caird coinheringaahing

@user Is that for one uni?

user

Bit of an exaggeration - only one (honors college) asked for the two extra 800 word essays, and the 5 short answer questions are from another university

caird coinheringaahing

I think I had a total of 33 essays of 100+ word essays to write for all the places I applied to

Redwolf Programs

:o less than a week until AP score release date

user

19:55

@cairdcoinheringaahing Oh wow

@RedwolfPrograms I dread it...

caird coinheringaahing

Then, after getting rejected from basically all of them, I applied to 5 places in the UK where my personal statement was "Look at my grades, I'm very good at maths" :P

Redwolf Programs

I took two AP tests this year, if I get two 5s I'll give away +500 in bounties :p

user

College Board even increased the costs this year iirc :(

caird coinheringaahing

What a surprise :/

Redwolf Programs

Still a lot less than a college class

Aaron Miller

19:56

@cairdcoinheringaahing I went to a tech school for 11th and 12th grade and then was like, "yeah, I'm done", but all my teachers really wanted me to go to college cause im smort, but I was like, "nah, thats wack"

caird coinheringaahing

@AaronMiller I seriously considered ski bumming around Europe instead of uni, then covid happened and I figured I'd rather spend 4 more years in a regulated environment :P

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing I'd get into all my backup and target schools easily if I could just flash my report card instead of doing the whole "holistic review" thing

Honestly, I feel essays should only be a major factor for people hoping to be English majors or going to liberal arts colleges

Aaron Miller

@user lol same

caird coinheringaahing

@user I sort of just did that :P

user

Did you get in?

caird coinheringaahing

20:00

Yes :P

user

Nice!

Aaron Miller

@AaronMiller except instead of target school it was target company to work for

caird coinheringaahing

@user I applied a year after I left school so I actually had my grades. Here, we have to write a "Personal Statement" to sort of just generally indicate our interests academically. I essentially just wrote "I'm good at maths, and I enjoy it. Proof: my top grades in maths consistently for the past 7 years", and got in :P

user

Do you have fixed prompts (in the UK)?

pxeger

not really, but you really just need to talk about yourself

Redwolf Programs

20:03

@cairdcoinheringaahing That article cites a SO answer lol

pxeger

if you write about something irrelevant it won't get you in to a good uni I suspect lol

Aaron Miller

Caird: Im good at maths
Also Caird: gets in
Also Also Caird: gg ez

caird coinheringaahing

Here, we take our college entrance exams at the end of our final year, and get the results in August. We apply in January of the final year, so we get "conditional offers" dependent on achieving the grades. I applied in Jan this year (got my results in August 20), so could literally just point to them :P

@AaronMiller 2+2=5

user

caird's tips on getting into college:
1) Apply to lots of universities
2) Get rejected
3) Be good at math
4) ???
5) Profit

hyper-neutrino

yeah, my acceptance came with a condition that was basically just like "don't drop below 75 avg and you're good to go"

and then since covid canceled half of school it became impossible for our marks to go any lower than the midterm mark lmao

caird coinheringaahing

20:06

1) Aim high, apply to top Ivy League schools
2) Utterly fail and get rejected from all of them
3) what the fuck do I do now?
4) Bum around a ski resort for a month
5) Fuck it, apply for maths programs in the UK
6) Profit

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user

Did y'all have to continue paying during COVID?

hyper-neutrino

lol my uni tuition has not gotten any lower since COVID

well, i think - i started uni during covid lol

user

lol

caird coinheringaahing

(True story, I got accepted by CU Boulder and waitlisted then rejected by NYU. Everything else was a outright rejections)

Aaron Miller

HN's tips for staying in college:
1) Get into college
2) Don't let grades drop
3) Start global pandemic
4) Be lazy without consequence
5) ???
6) Profit

user

20:07

Let's hope it goes away completely by next year

> Start global pandemic

caird coinheringaahing

That's a mod power IIRC

user

@hyper-neutrino What did you do?

@cairdcoinheringaahing 11'ing/golfing the world's population? :P

hyper-neutrino

@AaronMiller no like while I was in high school, covid started and so all of our classes got shifted to online suddenly and so to avoid trolling people, the final mark was just max(real mark, midterm mark)

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino Huh, we just got sent home in March and were told "Fuck if we know, we'll tell you a random grade in August"

hyper-neutrino

bruh

caird coinheringaahing

20:10

We were told on Wednesday that Thursday would be the last day. At a school we'd been at for 7 years, we got one day notification :/

hyper-neutrino

we were told that our march break would be extended from 1 week to 3 weeks

and then that got pushed to another month

user

Our high school was amazing - we just got a Pass/Fail grade for the semester, but it's impossible to get below a 50% in this district if you turn in an assignment (you could literally turn in a drawing of a T-rex eating burritos and get 50%), so basically everyone was alright

hyper-neutrino

and then another few more

and then the entire school year got cancelled

@user what the fuck lol

Redwolf Programs

@user That's oddly specific...did you turn in a drawing of a T-rex eating burritos and get 50%?

caird coinheringaahing

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hyper-neutrino

20:11

that was fast

caird coinheringaahing

i am speed

user

Totally not a true story

@cairdcoinheringaahing Wait, how did you have that on hand? Were you in my history class in 7th grade?

caird coinheringaahing

@cairdcoinheringaahing Yes, I'm going to get a good grade in The Nineteenth Byte, something that is both doable and normal to want

Aaron Miller

@cairdcoinheringaahing We got sent home and did almost nothing, but my lab teacher had me and a few other smort peeple take raspberry pi kits home and said that we would do some projects with them, but then we didn't and my teacher was like, "yeah, don't bother returning them", so I got a free raspberry pi

Redwolf Programs

My inbox is empty of read messages for the first time in counts on fingers ever

hyper-neutrino

20:12

lol

caird coinheringaahing

@user I don't think so :P

@RedwolfPrograms I hate this

Aaron Miller

@user No, Caird was outside your history class. watching.

Redwolf Programs

I got down to maybe 40 emails then just hit the archive all button because I don't really care :p

user

@AaronMiller ~~My lab teacher baked us all raspberry pies, but he had to leave because he was sick, so we all got free covid~~

caird coinheringaahing

watching. waiting. learning.
about the Alamo and Jiminy Cricket :P

Aaron Miller

20:14

@user same thing, right?

user

@AaronMiller Either caird can see through closed doors or he was floating outside the windows

Redwolf Programs

I don't know why I'd need an email from my 7th grade teacher about an upcoming homework assignment due two years ago, but I don't want to delete it just in case

user

lol same

caird coinheringaahing

@user Pretty sure I can float

hyper-neutrino

i have 1076 unread emails in my inbox right now

Redwolf Programs

20:15

unread?!

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing But can you double? :P

caird coinheringaahing

Across my 4 email adresses, I have 40 emails in my inboxes. 0 unread

Aaron Miller

Ive gotten pretty good at BigInting, myself

caird coinheringaahing

@user Yes. I'm also quite good at charring and arraying :P

user

I'm rather short

caird coinheringaahing

20:16

I'm not long tho

user

I do believe that I am quiet adept at stringing together words

hyper-neutrino

i get a lot of emails i don't really need to read and i don't have a category system set up so all of my emails go into my main inbox

there are a lot of random linkedin things like "omg 3 people looked at your profile" like yeah they probably misclicked or are webcrawlers

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino But you have to at least read them

Aaron Miller

Across my 40 email adresses, I have 0 emails in my inboxes. 4 unread

Redwolf Programs

Or 11 them from the main page

user

20:17

@user Correction: I'm a bit short

caird coinheringaahing

@hyper-neutrino Unsubscribe from those

hyper-neutrino

@cairdcoinheringaahing usually the subject is enough to determine they are useless

@cairdcoinheringaahing too lazy, easier to just see the subject and skip

caird coinheringaahing

ಠ_ಠ

Redwolf Programs

Ooh, someone CC'd a bunch of people to my bug report

caird coinheringaahing

I'm all for laziness, but not at the expense of neatness :P

Redwolf Programs

20:18

@RedwolfPrograms And commented using lots of funny words I don't know

> Could this be related to an error in tier-up to SparkPlug/TurboFan as it only occurs after a few executions?

caird coinheringaahing

@RedwolfPrograms That's called "a different language" :P

user

I'm all for laziness, but not - you know what? Never mind, I'm just all for laziness

Redwolf Programs

I'm all for laziness, but

user

I'm lazi

caird coinheringaahing

I'm more of a fan of procrastination tbh, I'll tell you all about it later

Aaron Miller

20:19

I'm

user

dad

8

caird coinheringaahing

hi

hyper-neutrino

Aaron Miller

@user LMAO GET REKT

caird coinheringaahing

> pin this item | cancel stars

Tempted to do either tbh :P

user

20:20

Please pin

Redwolf Programs

Two good options :p

~~Let's do both~~

Just leave it pinned :p

caird coinheringaahing

Example #51 why we don't need a pinning policy :P

user

Saving it for proof that TNB once pinned "dad"

Aaron Miller

@cairdcoinheringaahing Only 51? We're not trying hard enough

hyper-neutrino

@user my starboard is superior

caird coinheringaahing

20:22

imagine that as a conversation:
notice us senpai
dad
*dinosaur eating burrito*

3

@cairdcoinheringaahing I can only imagine this as a dad saying "notice us senpai" and his kids reacting :P

Redwolf Programs

I imagine it as the senpai being the dinousar eating burritos

caird coinheringaahing

> Family Text Thread:
>
> Dad: notice us senpai
> Kid: dad
> Dad: *image of dinosaur eating burrito*

:P

Aaron Miller

I imagine it as the senpai being the dinousar-eating burritos

@RedwolfPrograms FTFY ^

Redwolf Programs

That's...interesting word ordering

Aaron Miller

punctuation is important

Redwolf Programs

20:27

It's time to eat Mr. President

Aaron Miller

lol

caird coinheringaahing

@RedwolfPrograms The President eats shoots and leaves

A username

This is random.

Redwolf Programs

So is this: 0.3211040049822653

user

I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty

@RedwolfPrograms Pseudo random?

Redwolf Programs

20:33

@user No, I put 52 cats in boxes with sources of radioactivity and used the living ones as the bits in the floating point number

caird coinheringaahing

I had a dream about 3 ballerinas, Stalin, Mao and Hitler
I had a dream about 3 ballerinas: Stalin, Mao and Hitler

user

@RedwolfPrograms Damn, you're lightyears ahead of Schrodinger

A username

I had a dream that TNB glitched and started double-posting everything.

user

@cairdcoinheringaahing Me too

caird coinheringaahing

@RedwolfPrograms CMC: Generate 52 random bits, then convert that from binary to a decimal float

Redwolf Programs

20:36

CMC: Generate a random 64 bit float

Wait is that a ninja

user

A legendary CMC ninja

Redwolf Programs

I guess technically mine would involve randomizing all 64 bits, rather than just the mantissa?

That's actually a fun challenge in JS

ngn

@cairdcoinheringaahing "decimal" float?

user

@RedwolfPrograms Math.random

Redwolf Programs

Nope, that's in the range of 0 to 1

user

20:37

So?

A username

3

A: Polyagony layout (mode 3/3,6)

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user

You never said it had to be uniformly distributed or anything :P

A username

Haha funny

Redwolf Programs

My challenge is to generate one with fully random bits

user

Ah

Redwolf Programs

20:39

_=>new Float64Array(new Uint32Array([t=_=>Math.random()*2**32,t()]).buffer)[0]

caird coinheringaahing

@ngn decimal as in base 10

@Ausername I want a mod diamond solely to nuke "haha 69 funny" messages and posts :P

ngn

@cairdcoinheringaahing ?1

@RedwolfPrograms 1?0

Redwolf Programs

Clarification to above CMC: Generate a 64 bit float where all of the bits are random

hyper-neutrino

i'm not sure this works but double f(){long x=0;for(int k=0;k<64;k++)x+=rand()&1<<k;return*((double*)&x);}

Redwolf Programs

Is that C?

user

20:42

Casting in languages like C is so cursed

hyper-neutrino

cpp

A username

c--

user

C==C--

hyper-neutrino

create a long and fill it with random bits (the size of rand() is implementation dependent so i just fill bit-by-bit) and then dereference the long, cast the pointer to a double pointer, and reference those bits as a double instead of a long

A username

True

hyper-neutrino

20:44

fun fact: this sort of type-casting is what fast inverse square root uses, because turning the bits of an float into an integer roughly takes the logarithm of it

user

That algorithm is so cursed and amazing at the same time

hyper-neutrino

it's genius but i relate strongly with the // what the fuck? comment

Redwolf Programs

Fixed point is still better :p

Aaron Miller

@RedwolfPrograms Can we output as a list of bits?

Redwolf Programs

No

Making it into a float is the fun part!

Aaron Miller

20:56

Well, Vyxal doesn't really have floats specifically, just Numbers, but here's 7 bytes: Try it Online!

hyper-neutrino

i don't think that's valid, I think you're supposed to use IEEE754

not that that was particularly well specified if the case :p

Redwolf Programs

@RedwolfPrograms Clarification to the claraification: Use IEEE 754 like HN said (for non IEEE 754 languages, you'll need to do it yourself, NaN/0 behavior can be considered undefined in that case) :p

Aaron Miller

Oh. It generates 64 random numbers, each either 0 or 1, then converts them from binary to decimal, so I figured that was pretty much what was asked for.

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