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12:00 AM
wat?
I did git rebase feature-class -X theirs
yea it does
it is strategy
 
Oh not it says ours and theirs are reversed
 
@Downgoat I went trick or treating with the graph of avg. college tuition vs. avg. disposable income
(don't question my age)
 
Oh forgot it's halloween for america people, trick or treat CMC: post as many unique ASCII (pls not Unicode) sweets as possible
 
@ASCII-only where do you live
Much laughs for my costume
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I live somewhere where Downgoat is actually Upgoat
 
12:09 AM
@ASCII-only caramel, 3 musketeers, hershey's chocolate bar, cocaine, kitkat, lollipop
@ASCII-only wat?
 
@ASCII-only I just asked that :P
3 hours ago, by Helka Homba
CMC: List 26 Halloween candies that each start with a different letter, A-Z. (and post it as a comment here)
 
Uh, ASCII-art sweets, I thought it would have been kind of obvious from me saying not Unicode
 
@ASCII-only like: Upgoat, Ontario?
ascii art?
 
@ASCII-only :O :O :O :— oh australia
 
|––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––|
|      ,    `      COCAINE BAR        ,      .      `     |
|___________________PERFECT FOR KIDS________|
 
12:11 AM
ಠ_ಠ
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC i would but im not sure how to convert from Goat years to CrazyPython years
 
When you team can't settle on a versioning system.
 
@mınxomaτ cheddar version system is same :P
 
I very much doubt that it is "the same"
 
12:12 AM
@Downgoat aye, I saw some teenagers trick-or-treating, don't worry
 
:/
 
@HelkaHomba Wait USA has special sweets just for Halloween?
 
@ASCII-only america is expert in all aspects sugar/sweets
 
|––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––|
|      ,    `    COCAINE BAR    ,      .   |
|___________________PERFECT FOR KIDS_______|
 
12:13 AM
@ASCII-only Some yeah, but I really mean any candy names
 
@ASCII-only
 
UK has, too
 
@mınxomaτ you live in germany.
@CrazyPython you live in usa
 
@mınxomaτ What kind of country celebrates Easter and Halloween at the same time
 
12:14 AM
@Downgoat wat
 
@Downgoat @ASCII-only I'm still confused about where you live
 
@ASCII-only Poundland. Can't you read :D
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC You know there is such things as profiles right?
 
@ConorO'Brien nvm, i thought i couldnt create .len comand for arity but i figured work around
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Take a look again at my GitHub profile.#
 
12:14 AM
@ConorO'Brien Uhhh... what do you mean?
 
@Downgoat oh, fantastic
@Qwerp-Derp ???
 
I just want a symbol for base conversion
 
I would dress up for halloween but i cant find goat costume on such sort notice ;_;
not that i would need one—
 
@mınxomaτ github.com/minxomat 404
@Downgoat I did that graph...
 
@Downgoat You mean person costume
 
12:16 AM
 
^^
@mınxomaτ google result is broken
 
@Qwerp-Derp I mean, what context will it be used?
as in, a golfing lang symbol?
 
@ConorO'Brien Yeah
I was thinking the Greek beta
 
b
or that
 
Wow nice I look up person costume for Downgoat and Google gives me results, all including "Halloween"
 
12:19 AM
TIL Visual Studio supports R
 
@ASCII-only wat
 
@Downgoat
 
@ASCII-only this costume describes my life
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC i saw same one on everything goats but cant find link to buy
 
@mınxomaτ Yeah, I read somewhere MS funded R and Python, forgot why
 
12:20 AM
@ASCII-only wat? Python?
 
Yes, Python, why?
 
Current support in VS
 
@ASCII-only R for stats makes sense, but Python?
@mınxomaτ windows in vm, right?
 
question: is anyone running a Cheddar 1-beta version? (find version through cheddar -v)
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Huh Python is the most common language for financial analysis. E.g. HFT.
 
12:23 AM
Python is a champion statistical analysis, against R and SAS™
@mınxomaτ later...
 
$ pip install money
$ python3
Python 3.5.2 (default, Jun 29 2016, 13:43:58)
[GCC 4.2.1 Compatible Apple LLVM 7.3.0 (clang-703.0.31)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> import money
>>> money.make()
gaot make programming language. Called cheese name. Waaaat
 
λ cheddar -v
v1.0.0-beta.57
 
@Downgoat tell me about ES7.
 
@ConorO'Brien :O. Ok, can you open REPL and tell me what it sats?
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC it comes after ES6
 
12:30 AM
@Downgoat ...
@Downgoat FEATURES
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC It finally has async/await and probably import syntax, but no types yet :(
 
I'm using ES69.2
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC You can google this...
 
@ASCII-only that's ES6, right?
@Downgoat but I want the JS expert to tell me
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC No it's ES7
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Which one
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Is Conor not also a JS expert
 
12:33 AM
pls halp how to do different build depending on OS
 
btw @ASCII-only ru failiar with C++
 
@Downgoat Yeah
 
can u pls halp make python interface for node
i do not understand this PyObj const& obj stuff
 
Ok later
Just tell me ehat exactly a Python interface is suppose to do
 
12:36 AM
i need to be able to access python module and run from JS
I dont need to worry aobut converting types and all
just general Boost::python lib is like wat
 
@Downgoat So all you want to do is access module stuff?
 
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Q: Cryptography Attack: On Topic?

LiamI'm thinking of creating a challenge involving attacking a cryptographic function. The challenge would be to take the specified function which would ostensibly offer XXX (>2^40?) bits of security and exploit (intentional) flaws in the crypt in order to bring the security into a reasonable exhaus...

 
@ASCII-only prety much
 
@Downgoat um ok
 
So basically export like a pyrequire method?
@Downgoat btw pls review/edit my medium blog post?
 
12:39 AM
it's normal
 
wait what
;_;
 
what did you expect?
 
Ok this isn't working can anyone link to a good SE site blog
 
@ASCII-only I think worldbuilding has one
@ASCII-only looking at your draft
 
@ASCII-only made minor edit
 
12:45 AM
@ConorO'Brien Way too short and probably really hard to understand, feel free to criticize
 
@ASCII-only see unvierse facrtor
 
could you un-inline the gist? it's really distracting
ah much better
 
@ConorO'Brien Halp how to make link on iOS
 
uh
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Can someone add a link to the gist ;_;
Or just add codeblocks where they are required, couldn't do that on my laptop browser so I gave up and put a gist there instead
 
12:49 AM
it's like ctrl + 6
for code blocks
 
@Sp3000 i tried to type your name and it came out as slp 3000 ;_;
 
@ConorO'Brien cmd+alt+6
 
gah, close
 
@ConorO'Brien Yeah Vivaldi is bad and captures shortcuts :(
 
Vivaldi ?
 
12:50 AM
Vivaldi browser
 
ಠ______________________________ಠ ;_______; node uses python internally
 
It's like the best browser ever just they are really slow at fixing bugs (or maybe that's because I haven't submitted an actual bug report yet)
@Downgoat Wait what did I just hear
 
idk SE chat doesnt use audio
halp, why is building C++ so complicated
 
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Q: Bridging Cliffs over river

Johnathan WilliamsOur task is to build a bridge to connect two cliffs given an input d, the distance apart. The bridge needs n columns to hold it up. However, there's a marshy river flowing between the cliffs starting u & ending at v where columns can not be placed. The task is to find the maximal minimum distanc...

 
12:52 AM
@Downgoat Yes it does I hear a weird sound every time I get pinged
 
@ASCII-only test
 
@Downgoat huhwat
 
@Downgoat You're probably doing it wrong
 
no im following instruction
 
@Downgoat On iOS at school = I turn audio off
@Downgoat Weird, what's your build command
 
12:54 AM
idk im still trying to figure out what to do
 
Also can anyone copy the files over to Medium as codeblocks
I don't really want to figure out how to patch bundle.js to handle keyboard shortcuts correctly
 
ಠ_ಠ why do people make software but not make docs
 
@Downgoat Who
 
Writing software is way easier?
 
node-gyp
 
12:56 AM
@Downgoat They have more than enough examples
 
programmer speak code not english
i am good eaxmple
@ASCII-only i also have more than enough cheddar example but that does not stop people complaining about no docs
 
So you're just being hypocritical then? :P
 
@ASCII-only question: what is const& and why not use pointer intead
 
@Downgoat read only reference, because pointer is bad because you need to delete yourself
 
so const& basically means * but constant?
> pointer is bad because you need to delete yourself
i don't follow?
 
1:00 AM
No const& is & but constant
 
So what is & in the context of an type?
* is pointer/reference?
 
& is reference
 
I think @TuxCopter was right. C easier than C++
@ASCII-only wait, then what is difference between pointer and reference?
 
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Q: What are the differences between a pointer variable and a reference variable in C++?

prakashI know references are syntactic sugar, so code is easier to read and write. But what are the differences? Summary from answers and links below: A pointer can be re-assigned any number of times while a reference can not be re-seated after binding. Pointers can point nowhere (NULL), whereas ...

@Downgoat No malloc and free are so painful
 
So a reference is basically a pointer but syntax of non-pointer?
 
1:08 AM
@Downgoat No a reference is basically a variable from outside the function that you can change
 
.___.
that is pointer pretyt much?
oh
so reference is like JS reference?
 
Yes
 
oh ok
thanks
 
For those of you who played along earlier, here's how it turned out:
 
@Geobits -1 the badge thing. is slightly wrong :P
 
1:19 AM
It might be positioned a bit off, but it's definitely a stylized kame.
He wanted that one instead of the go on the front. He's got a kaiou on the back as well.
 
Also the hair
 
Well, yeah. The kid's hair isn't two feet long :P
I fixed it up some more after taking the picture though. It was still a bit wet and droopy there.
 
;lkjfdsa
 
keyboard glissando, or cat?
 
@Downgoat Okay, should only take 6 to 8 weeks
 
1:23 AM
@Geobits Glissando, enter would have been first if it was a cat
Also one row is abnormally small feet for a normal cat
 
I dunno. My dog has gotten pretty good at typing one key at a time, and his paws are bigger than a cat's.
He prefers arpeggios though.
 
@Geobits way better than i couldve done, nice
 
like adgk? or adgkgda
 
Fun fact: I've spent the majority of the last several hours determining the equation:
 
Sep 27 at 12:55, by Geobits
I don't know what my dog was actually trying to do, but this is what I found typed into a terminal window upon my return:
 
1:27 AM
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Sounds fun
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ I'd ask why, but I'm afraid I really don't want to know ;)
 
@Geobits brb teaching dog sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
 
Crazy "standard form" rules for radicals enforced by my math teacher for homework
Ended up using Mathematica for that part
 
Is there any site where I can get text from the kinds of headlines you would see on a news ticker?
All I can find searching anything including "news ticker" is jQuery plugins :P
 
;___; the kids have come for candy
its like zombie apocalypse
 
1:30 AM
<marquee> :P
 
And anything including "headlines" gives me buzzfeed-style headlines
 
If no one is answering the door WHY WOULD YOU WALK IN
basic manners 101
 
@Downgoat Walk in? Wow, that I haven't seen before.
 
@Geobits The headlines themselves, not teh codez :P
 
C'mon, it's Nov 1 already in UTC, where's the design?
 
1:31 AM
@ETHproductions Oh. Maybe some news aggregator's RSS feed?
SE is US-based... give them a few hours.
 
@Geobits Good idea, I'll try that...
 
@Geobits I live in a neighborhood of rather entitled children :P
 
Apparently so. At least you're not one of them >_>
 
oh god they're in the backyard
 
<_<
 
1:33 AM
WTF
 
@Downgoat I don't knock when I enter a goat pen
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ಠ_ಠ
 
@Downgoat Have any firecrackers? Tossing a lit string into the yard should fix that.
 
gaot abuse eleven
@Geobits yes. I got a bunch the other day :P
 
(disclaimer: my last message was for entertainment purposes only. Geobits does not endorse throwing lit firecrackers at small children)
 
1:36 AM
@Geobits too late. Already burned a baby Sheep >:P
 
TIL Downgoat is a monster.
 
@Geobits After scrolling down the Google News RSS page, I clicked the "View all 288+ stories" link at the bottom... the resulting page gives me 50 different articles on the same news event :P
 
@Geobits ಠ_ಠ I am a goat.
 
@ETHproductions Now all you need to do is run some light NLP on them to categorize and filter them >_>
@Downgoat A monstrous goat who likes burning babies, apparently.
 
ok, I think the first wave is finished :D
 
1:38 AM
of destruction?
 
@Downgoat What time zone are you in? Here in EDT, it's 9:40 and kids stopped coming an hour ago
 
PST
@Geobits of trick-or-treaters. Should be another wave in ~22 minutes
 
Oh yeah, it's just starting for you... to stations!
 
@quartata Do you know how hard it would be to add a resource pack/mod to minecraft to make the Max Framerate option go beyond 250fps without being unlimited, so it could be set to like 300 or 400?
 
I'd love to give out something decently healthy like tin cans apples but apparently kids don't want those :/
i tried last year
 
1:39 AM
Wow, you really are a monster.
 
ಠ_ಠ I will not accommodate obesity in america
 
Eh, my kid isn't obese at all. He gets nothing but candy on Halloween. He just doesn't eat it all in one day...
It isn't the people giving out candy's fault if a kid is overweight, trust me.
 
I'd say 99% of the time the blame goes to the parents or guardians for not helping the kid stay healthy.
 
@Geobits ok fair
though if I only give candy to not-fat kids (can I say that?) it will make the larger kids feel bad :(
 
@ETHproductions Yeah. Barring legit medical reasons (which aren't as common as some would claim), that's what it usually boils down to.
 
1:44 AM
@Downgoat #fatlivesmatter
 
@Downgoat Well yeah, you shouldn't do that. If you don't want to give out candy, you can give out healthy snacks (or just turn off the porch light and lock the door). Try to make them something that's actually tasty though :P
Besides, an apple per kid around here would cost a fortune o_O
 
@ETHproductions Yes, and I help them matter longer by not giving candy
@Geobits where i live everything has added sugar. I mean everything. Even apples and strawberrries are sold with added sugar
 
I live in the south. I get it :P
 
@Geobits "and lock the door" should not be necessary, although it sounds like it is for Downgoat :P
 
@ETHproductions Yeah, I added that just for him lol
 
1:47 AM
Perhaps if I keep an empty bowl people will think all candy is finished and leave me alone :D
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That's actually not a bad idea if you want to be a halloween-equivalent-of-a-grinch.
 
I live on the other side of that equation... @Geobits
 
@HelkaHomba No idea. It would definitely require a mod and probably would be hard; Forge makes it easy to add your own settings but messing with existing settings probably requires digging around in the bowels of the engine internals
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I don't know which of my last 40 messages that was a reply to.
 
@Geobits ah, so anything but catering to unhealthy addictions makes me a grinch?
 
1:48 AM
Here in our neighborhood if you turn on your porch light it means you have candy. It isn't formalized, but people just do it.
 
@Geobits very srs
 
@Geobits halloween in general
 
@Downgoat That's what most redditors appear to be doing
 
;_; I am just a goat
 
@Downgoat Well, basically yes. The entire holiday is an unhealthy celebration, after all :P
 
1:49 AM
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC i.e. you're a kid trick-or-treating rather than an adult giving out candy?
 
@Downgoat just say "sowee we only have cheddar" hands out chedder t-shirt
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:O
BRILLIANT
 
@ETHproductions older kid
 
I get almost 0 Halloween folk which I find strange because it's not like I live on an abandoned alley or anything.
 
@ETHproductions look at /r/changemyview
@quartata wat
 
1:50 AM
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Yeah, that's what I meant. Light on means candy, light off means none.
 
.___________. why am i hearing shrieks
 
@Geobits yeah
it's a good system
 
@quartata My whole street is like that, so people don't bother having candy. We go trick-or-treating in another neighborhood instead :D
@quartata :D
 
@Geobits yay adults trick-or-treat too
 
@Downgoat Someone got a little too spooky
 
1:53 AM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Minibits hit a jackpot tonight though. At one of the later houses, I guess they just got tired of handing out candy, because they dumped the rest of the bowl out for him and went inside and turned off the light right afterward :D
 
@quartata That's too bad. I really wish you could save MC settings profiles too, or be able to control them with tab+arrow keys. It's impossible to even set Control Sensitivity to exactly 20% >:|
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Well, I go with my kid. He's nine, so not quite old enough to head across town by himself.
 
@Geobits sweet
 
@Geobits 9 vote button year or 9 goat year? :P
9 goat year = 48 human year
 
1:54 AM
Uh, well we're not goats >_>
 
sorry fixed
 
There's more than one meaning of kid :P
 
@Downgoat at least you don't give out raisins
 
ewwwwww
 
@Geobits did you costume? probably not
 
1:55 AM
I'd rather have raisins than an apple. An apple is just window ammunition.
 
@ETHproductions ;_;
 
@Geobits good idea +1
 
@Geobits Agreed.
 
though the good apples just came in season ;_;
 
raisins are sweet too, but it'll make you look old
 
1:56 AM
raisins look old themselves :P
 
or label them "NOT RAISINS"
 
Not as bad as the guy giving out floss last year. I mean seriously.
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@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC I don't understand why you're crying...
I didn't mean "kid" in a derogatory way, just someone who's trick-or-treating.
 
@ETHproductions it is a joke...
 
@Geobits excuse me :P
 
1:56 AM
@ETHproductions ok den
(im only one year younger than downgaot)
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC question: how old r u?
 
@Downgoat Oh, was that you? Yeah, it's confirmed then. You're a true monster.
 
@Downgoat one year less than your age
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC oh... sorry, sometimes I have a hard time telling whether something is serious or a joke. My brain works somewhat differently in that way
 
@ETHproductions it's ok, I've made that mistake many times
 
1:57 AM
@Geobits might of been. Was it GoatDental™ floss?
 
I like the non-age discrimination in this chat room
@Downgoat Because goats eat sugary grass (TM)
 
Oh, we discriminate. We sit here, silently judging.
 
@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC .____. I dunno what my age is specified here
 
in goat years
 
1:59 AM
@Geobits You're the only one in here who generously hands out downvotes instead of upvotes :P
 

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