what is your source?

yes, it's very reliable ಠ_ಠ

Maybe dogs and goats are the same species

XD

@TùxCräftîñg ikr

@Downgoat There are three different percents there...

>>> sum([100, 300, 200]) / 3
200.0

it's reliable at 200%

@TùxCräftîñg ;_; y u use snek an not ches Q_Q

Maybe it's 600% by adding or multiplying.

@Downgoat becuz i dont hav ches ;_;

@TùxCräftîñg npm install -g cheddar-lang

now u hav ches :D

:D

I understand ches, but what is snek?

@DanTheMan Python

@DanTheMan snek is dangr noodl

Neoscript REPL
neoscript> [100 300 200]:reduce((+)) / 3
NaN

wat

oh

penguin iz stupid

Oh, of course. snek -> snake -> python and ches -> cheese -> cheddar

@TùxCräftîñg ;_; y u stael haskl feechr

?

(+)

it's in haskell

Can someone create a translator userscript?

i need to update teh stdlib

@Downgoat cheddar use it too :P

which language uses <- as assign?

R

cheddar> (+)(1 2)
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:7
1 | (+)(1 2)
  |        ^
cheddar> (+)(1,2)
3

wat

ches iz bad lang

any other langauge?

@TùxCräftîñg cheddar is not haskell

@TùxCräftîñg wat y u sai dis ;__________;

neoscript is bad script >:'(

ches stael haskel faeture so ches mst be liek haskel

@TùxCräftîñg thats why u use SILOS

100% bug free

@TùxCräftîñg ches nevr stael haskl faechr, how daer u acus ches of such a horibl criem

@RohanJhunjhunwala // iz bad coment start

REM is better

@Downgoat (+)

@TùxCräftîñg what about Intercal Style?

@TùxCräftîñg haskl stael from ches

Please Note that SILOS is a great language

@Downgoat haskl iz oldr tan ches

@Downgoat @TùxCräftîñg Cheddar travelled back in time to inspire haskell

:O

@RohanJhunjhunwala i bet haskl cant tiem travl

ches hav tme trvel faechr

ches iz cꝏl

ikr

which language has label as keyword

cheddar> time
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `time`
cheddar> timetravel
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `timetravel`
cheddar> Time
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `Time`
cheddar> include
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `include`
cheddar> include "Time"
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:8
1 | include "Time"
  |         ^
cheddar> include Time
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:8
1 | include Time
  |         ^

u gaot lie ಠ_ಠ

or anything with similar meaning

@LeakyNun SILOS

lbllolwut

@TùxCräftîñg gaot no lie ;_;

@TùxCräftîñg i mean non-esoteric languages

y gota us cheddar.internal

ffs c and java have goto but no label

cheddar> cheddar.internal()
Runtime Error: Missing argument for uid
cheddar> cheddar.internal(10)
Runtime Error: internal expected arg @0 to be String, recieved Number
cheddar> cheddar.internal("a")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("a")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("0-0-0-0")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("ಠ_ಠ")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token

CMC: Given a Chat.SE message ID, output the markdown of the first revision of that message

@TùxCräftîñg uid token is secure random base-64 token u gotta get it right

k

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ Meh, not mini enough for me

> FuN fAcT: yOuR mEsSaGe Is LeSs LiKeLy To Be DeLeTeD iF yOu PuT iT aS a QuOtE

> does this mean i can spam goat gifs in quotes and not get 11d?

> mAyBe, IdK

Heloopeo*pl*e**<s>whats</s>up

Eleven anytime now pls

> You can try, but there's no escaping the eleven.

> 11?

11.

11!

> [ON] [PRGM] [LEFT] [1] [MATH] [ENTER] [2ND] [0] [APPS] [UP] [UP] [UP] [UP] [UP] [UP] [ENTER] [2] [1] [1] [4] [8] [ALPHA] [MATH] [3] [ALPHA] [SIN] [0] [8] [ALPHA] [MATH] [ALPHA] [SIN] [7] [7] [ALPHA] [PRGM] [9] [2ND] [MODE] [2ND] [0] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [ENTER] [PRGM] [1] [ENTER] [2ND] [ON]

Wanna hear a joke about ALSA?

Added explanation

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ ERR:INVALID

No love for my pure-integer solution :(

@LeakyNun java has no goto

Woo my language is almost done

@RohanJhunjhunwala java has it reserved as a keyword

@LeakyNun but it does have labeled loops for break statements

@LeakyNun yeah, it's so people don't use it and break their code if it ever gets added as a feature

@Downgoat What exactly is the point of the UID again?

to prevent people to time travel

Actually it was a remnant of an old keyword

@quartata for safe mode. cheddar.internal has the class for interfaced variables meaning i can't just completely disable cheddar.internal, so just pass uid which can be deleted

@LeakyNun oh whoops good to know

That's not weird or anything

pls :3

@RohanJhunjhunwala my ide tells me the logger import is never used

@LeakyNun yeah NetBeans automagically imports it for automagically created try catch statements. Feel free to remove it

@Downgoat no some die

@Downgoat idk. Probably yes, but you could technically leave mid race

^^

@Downgoat Yes. It's multi stage and the winner is the one with the lowest combined time

IIRC

@quartata ok tyvm

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :O :O :O ;______;____;___; Q___Q Q___Q D: D: D: D: D: ono

yay my most upvoted thing ever

@Downgoat lel

im serious

@Downgoat I now stalk @Optimizer and family, not you.

What's that on the left? Is that an alpaca?

Oh, llama.

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei wait wat, it's by Martin?

He meant the comment I guess

@Downgoat the comment is my most upvoted thing

ninja'd

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ A) thx B) ;_; y u do dis to lama

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei oh ok

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei I think my most upvoted thing ever was a coffee joke on meta.SO

where?

only 2 answers and 10 votes ;_;

And my highest voted answer was on meta

and 150 views

@TùxCräftîñg becus its difficult challenge

?

i think it's pretty easy

what score is this with the hard question algorithm thing

@TùxCräftîñg then y dont u post an answer

My top answers are for flag questions.

You know it would be pretty cool to see more language design challenges. That 2D pattern matching challenge created some truly remarkable languages

@Downgoat working on it brb

Yup, this is my highest voted thing ever:

mine is the gaot mathematica:

Why do I keep writing excpetion instead of exception

Tyvm for the stars

@BusinessCat blame-paws

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ has also reported of similar problem IIRC

I give up.

> youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

> such rickroll very wow

> what is up with all the quotes

> Quotes are fun

> ^

> qu ote is best ote? Nope, g oat is best oat



@RohanJhunjhunwala pull request

> ALSA?

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Alpaca Llama Show Association?

Advanced Linux Sound Architecture

> g-oatmeal

> Please stop putting everything in quotes. -- Leaky Nun

this guy just doesn't quit

> Advanced Linux Sound Architecture (ALSA) is a software framework and part of the Linux kernel that provides an application programming interface (API) for sound card device drivers.

> Hello Stackoverflow land

;_; spotify, y u maek all my music disapear Q________Q

> any CMC?

@LeakyNun merged, do you need me to test it?

@RohanJhunjhunwala yes

> CMC: Quote this CMC

done

@LeakyNun so now it supports arbitrary indentation

@LeakyNun code can look pretty :) !!

@RohanJhunjhunwala yes

> Now you have another CMC to do

CMC: Print all non-prime numbers up to a given positive integer n

@Theo Pyth, 6 bytes: f!P_TS

@RohanJhunjhunwala Do the above in SILOS haha

neoscript> '\
var $trycatch;"\";
neoscript> '\\
Error: Unknow NUD for 'undefined'
    at undeferror (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:1:935)
    at Object.expression (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:889)
    at D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:729
    at Object.expression (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:1118)
    at parseone (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:3222)
    at parse (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:3349)
    at compile (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:636)
    at Object.<anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:1166)

;_;

@LeakyNun That outputs all prime numbers

@Theo up to the input 100

@LeakyNun You need all non-primes

@Theo oops

@Theo fixed

No link cause I'm lazy

@Theo void f(int n){int i;for(;i<n;)if(!isPrime(i++)print(i);} in a lot languages

Whoops I'm backwards also

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Fair enough

Hello

hi

@Theo The All-time Champion, 4 bytes: RḟÆR

From now on I'm referring to Jelly as TAC for obvious reasons

@LeakyNun its just a modification of the sample code. I cant post a TIO

Yeah, not really much of a contest usually

> D:

@RohanJhunjhunwala alright

windows file system is so weird it is D:ing itself

lol

Still waiting for a SILOS answer though

The tio link appears to be longer than the code

How can I start to programming? I've some basics, anyway I would like to improve my skills in programming.

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ ->"http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/31963767#31963767"

I would learn it to codegolf and security and linux.

@Theo ask and you shall receive. I golfed off the comments

I know Bash and JavaScript.

Stilll too long

rip

@Mattew which language do you want to learn?

@RohanJhunjhunwala pastebin

bai

Cya

@LeakyNun I don't have an account, on any

l8r

@LeakyNun does gitHub work for it?

@RohanJhunjhunwala you can use pastebin anonymously

@RohanJhunjhunwala I don't think you need one

@LeakyNun oh wait this was already an answer to one of my questions

@RohanJhunjhunwala we want non-primes

Later guys

@LeakyNun oh, too lasy rip

@LeakyNun Mh. A language by golf without space

@Mattew that's very broad

golfscript?

@Mattew I recommend learning a classical language like Python, Java or something similar, but do it extensively such that you really have an overview of all the features and all the techniques of that language, if you want to get into programming.

@RohanJhunjhunwala link me in your SILOS answer, so I can come back to it later

For golfing go for Jelly, MATL, CJam or something similar.

@Theo ^

That prints primes

@LeakyNun I'll try it..

@Downgoat ye

@Mattew follow flawr's advice

hallo

hai

C++ is good?

Or ruby maybe...

c++ is a very nice language

@Mattew I think C++ is very unsuitable.

i dont know about ruby much

@flawr Ok.

@Mattew bad for golfing

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei C

C++*

@Mattew I mean it certainly has it's uses, but if you're new to e.g. memory management and oop e.t.c it might be just too much you can do wrong.

ah why?

@flawr Oh ok.

I know some basics of C. So, I think study C++ will be easy.

@Mattew C is a little better for golfing but has less builtins

ok

@Mattew Don't underestimate it=)

Ok

btw. Can I use gcc and write something like printf("Hello"); without include stdio.h etc.?

@Mattew yep

what I've to type in terminal?

@Mattew write(1, "hai", 3)

@Mattew For what?

no, wait

@Mattew echo "main(){printf("Hello");}" | gcc -x c - -o hello

oh thx

i mean

gcc -someoption file.c

in file.c there is printf("Hello");

without include any libraries

you have to have main()

^

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei I know

I want just write code without main()

Maybe an option by gcc includes it without write it.

nope

oh ok

ideone.com/Z27Enm why this doesnt work Q_Q

> initializer element is not constant

wow u srs

For once, the error actually explains the problem

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Because the return value isn't constant. It will return a negative value if STDOUT is closed.

ideone.com/gTW0bt oh globals cant do this

@RohanJhunjhunwala can i make silos print something like i = 3 ; "i apples"

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei what's the question?

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei not really

readIO
print i apples
i - 1
print i apples

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei you can use the printChar functionality

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei take an integer, than store it somewhere in the heap

i want to do this codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/64198/99-bottles-of-beer

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei and then iterate throguh printing each digit

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei if you wish to print a number that is only one digit.

then here

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei here... silos.tryitonline.net/…

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei do you want a printIntNoLine command? I always considered adding one

@RohanJhunjhunwala it would be helpful for things like that

@RohanJhunjhunwala I second this addition.

@LeakyNun patching it in

@ dennis pull plz

@LeakyNun does printLine need text after it?

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei one second let me add this feature before Dennis pulls it

@RohanJhunjhunwala no

@RohanJhunjhunwala thats why i didnt mention him @(space)dennis

@RohanJhunjhunwala you know, you can have him pull twice

@LeakyNun yeah, but I k he's busy. It's easier to just have him pull after as many updates as possible

alright

Thought: Create a language Request, to make a joke: "Dennis, can you please pull Request?" "On which repo?"

:D

"No, pull the lang Request, please." "Ah okay then, pulled!"

😀

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Don't please.

i didnt just joking

As long as nobody creates my finger...

hai

he's watching

@Dennis good idea, brb

@flawr @ReleasingHeliumNuclei

@Dennis "Could you please pull My Finger?" suspends pull requestor

@flawr me

=)

@LeakyNun the latest changes to SILOS has broken print statements

@LeakyNun they can't start with a space

@RohanJhunjhunwala Wait a minute, I may have broken something else

@LeakyNun oh crap... should I halt the patch?

@RohanJhunjhunwala patch it in now and i'll start editing from that

@LeakyNun i got. the printIntNoLine statement up and running

@RohanJhunjhunwala Please be quick

halp

@LeakyNun its up

how do i implement the / turn

i use a pointer with a movement

you can't muhahahahahaha

@TùxCräftîñg are you attempting your path challenge with SILOS?

no

in neoscript

idk how to 2d array in SILOS

is silos turing complete

yes

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei yes

@TùxCräftîñg 2d arrays do not exist, they are just sugars

^^ lol ninja'd

@TùxCräftîñg flip dx and dy, maybe? or flip and negate dx and dy

@ConorO'Brien thx

and now the `\` turn

@TùxCräftîñg use the array and specify a delimiter

CMC: Implement a 2d array library in SILOS

oh nvm

something like C multidimensional array arithmetics?

y[a][b] == *((int *)y + a * NUMBER_OF_COLUMNS + b);

if SILOS get's a little more popularity we can get a tips for golfing in SILOS question

@RohanJhunjhunwala deepdreamify your profile pic

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei its just a gravatar

@RohanJhunjhunwala better

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei its the 85th job in queue

woah dude

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei yeah google is busy

@RohanJhunjhunwala the site is third party, the algorithm that used in site is google's

oh

SILOS is a great golfing language

too good never try again

</sarcasm>

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei thanks

var $trycatch;
var X = 0;
var Y = 0;
var k = (1).uop_sub();
var l = 0;
var f = (function(a) {
    var c = ((a)[Y])[X];
    var _ = (({
        ":": ((function() {})),
        "-": ((function() {})),
        "|": ((function() {})),
        "+": ((function() {})),
        "/": ((function() {
            push(l);
            l = (l).op_sub(k);
            return k = (k).op_sub(pop());
        })),
        "\\": ((function() {
            push(l);
            l = k;
            return k = pop();
        })),

^ halp my function is borked

i am getting

TypeError: (intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)[c] is not a function
    at f (eval at <anonymous> (eval at <anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:432)), <anonymous>:1:435)
    at f (eval at <anonymous> (eval at <anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:432)), <anonymous>:1:503)
    at F (eval at <anonymous> (eval at <anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:432)), <anonymous>:1:678)

this looks like lisp

too much parentheses

X=0Y=0k= -1l=0
f={a|c=a[Y][X]_={{':{|}'-{|}'|{|}'+{|}'/{|l&l=-k k=-#}"\\"{|l&l=k k=#}'A{|c}'B{|c}'C{|c}'D{|c}}}[c]()X=-k Y=-l ift(c==_ c f(a))}
F={s|a=s:split("
")i=0j=0each y=a each x=y if x==':Y=i X=j;j=+1;i=+1j=0;f(a)}

^ the original source

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei the neoscript transpiler add a lot of parenthesis

@RohanJhunjhunwala Pull request

@LeakyNun merged

> Kenny Lau

it really is :O

@RohanJhunjhunwala tested?

@LeakyNun testing now

@LeakyNun if there are bugs I'll roll back

@RohanJhunjhunwala if there are bugs you will tell me here and now

@LeakyNun ok