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6:00 PM
what is your source?
 
@EverythingGoats, 300% Goats
200% Goats
3.5k tweets, 224k followers, following 47.2k users
4
 
yes, it's very reliable ಠ_ಠ
 
Maybe dogs and goats are the same species
 
"How's your week been so far?" https://t.co/Dl1RrkmEe7
XD
@TùxCräftîñg ikr
 
@Downgoat There are three different percents there...
 
6:04 PM
>>> sum([100, 300, 200]) / 3
200.0
it's reliable at 200%
 
@TùxCräftîñg ;_; y u use snek an not ches Q_Q
 
Maybe it's 600% by adding or multiplying.
 
@Downgoat becuz i dont hav ches ;_;
 
@TùxCräftîñg npm install -g cheddar-lang
now u hav ches :D
 
6:06 PM
I understand ches, but what is snek?
 
@DanTheMan Python
 
@DanTheMan snek is dangr noodl
 
Neoscript REPL
neoscript> [100 300 200]:reduce((+)) / 3
NaN
wat
oh
penguin iz stupid
 
Oh, of course. snek -> snake -> python and ches -> cheese -> cheddar
 
@TùxCräftîñg ;_; y u stael haskl feechr
 
6:08 PM
?
 
(+)
 
it's in haskell
 
Can someone create a translator userscript?
 
i need to update teh stdlib
@Downgoat cheddar use it too :P
 
which language uses <- as assign?
 
6:10 PM
R
cheddar> (+)(1 2)
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:7
1 | (+)(1 2)
  |        ^
cheddar> (+)(1,2)
3
wat
ches iz bad lang
 
any other langauge?
@TùxCräftîñg cheddar is not haskell
 
@TùxCräftîñg wat y u sai dis ;__________;
neoscript is bad script >:'(
 
ches stael haskel faeture so ches mst be liek haskel
 
@TùxCräftîñg thats why u use SILOS
100% bug free
 
@TùxCräftîñg ches nevr stael haskl faechr, how daer u acus ches of such a horibl criem
 
6:12 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala // iz bad coment start
REM is better
@Downgoat (+)
 
@TùxCräftîñg what about Intercal Style?
 
@TùxCräftîñg haskl stael from ches
 
Please Note that SILOS is a great language
 
@Downgoat haskl iz oldr tan ches
 
@Downgoat @TùxCräftîñg Cheddar travelled back in time to inspire haskell
 
6:13 PM
:O
 
ches maed: 4,000 BCE
haskl maed: 2010
@RohanJhunjhunwala i bet haskl cant tiem travl
 
ches hav tme trvel faechr
ches iz cꝏl
 
ikr
16 mins ago, by Downgoat
question: does everyone in tour de france finish
 
which language has label as keyword
 
cheddar> time
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `time`
cheddar> timetravel
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `timetravel`
cheddar> Time
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `Time`
cheddar> include
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `include`
cheddar> include "Time"
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:8
1 | include "Time"
  |         ^
cheddar> include Time
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:8
1 | include Time
  |         ^
u gaot lie ಠ_ಠ
 
6:14 PM
or anything with similar meaning
 
@LeakyNun SILOS
lbllolwut
 
@TùxCräftîñg gaot no lie ;_;
 
@TùxCräftîñg i mean non-esoteric languages
 
y gota us cheddar.internal
 
ffs c and java have goto but no label
 
6:16 PM
cheddar> cheddar.internal()
Runtime Error: Missing argument for uid
cheddar> cheddar.internal(10)
Runtime Error: internal expected arg @0 to be String, recieved Number
cheddar> cheddar.internal("a")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("a")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("0-0-0-0")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("ಠ_ಠ")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
cheddar> cheddar.internal("ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ")
Runtime Error: Invalid uid token
 
CMC: Given a Chat.SE message ID, output the markdown of the first revision of that message
 
@TùxCräftîñg uid token is secure random base-64 token u gotta get it right
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ Meh, not mini enough for me
 
> FuN fAcT: yOuR mEsSaGe Is LeSs LiKeLy To Be DeLeTeD iF yOu PuT iT aS a QuOtE
5
 
6:19 PM
> does this mean i can spam goat gifs in quotes and not get 11d?
 
Heloopeo*pl*e**<s>whats</s>up
 
Eleven anytime now pls
 
> You can try, but there's no escaping the eleven.
11
 
6:23 PM
11.
 
> [ON] [PRGM] [LEFT] [1] [MATH] [ENTER] [2ND] [0] [APPS] [UP] [UP] [UP] [UP] [UP] [UP] [ENTER] [2] [1] [1] [4] [8] [ALPHA] [MATH] [3] [ALPHA] [SIN] [0] [8] [ALPHA] [MATH] [ALPHA] [SIN] [7] [7] [ALPHA] [PRGM] [9] [2ND] [MODE] [2ND] [0] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [DOWN] [ENTER] [PRGM] [1] [ENTER] [2ND] [ON]
 
Wanna hear a joke about ALSA?
 
2
A: Where are Champernowne's zeroes?

Leaky NunS.I.L.O.S, 141 bytes readIO i+1 lblL c=C p=1 lblc p*10 c/10 if c c p/10 lbln m=C m/p m%10 p/10 i-1 if i C GOTO H lblC if p n C+1 GOTO L lblH m/m m-1 m| printInt m Try it online! Uses only 5 integers, maximum memory efficiency \o/ Explanation We generate as many digits as the input in the Ch...

Added explanation
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ ERR:INVALID
 
6:28 PM
No love for my pure-integer solution :(
 
@LeakyNun java has no goto
 
Woo my language is almost done
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala java has it reserved as a keyword
 
@LeakyNun but it does have labeled loops for break statements
@LeakyNun yeah, it's so people don't use it and break their code if it ever gets added as a feature
 
@Downgoat What exactly is the point of the UID again?
 
6:30 PM
to prevent people to time travel
 
170
A: Is there a goto statement in Java?

Vitalii FedorenkoJames Gosling created the original JVM with support of goto statements, but then he removed this feature as needless. The main reason goto is unnecessary is that usually it can be replaced with more readable statements (like break/continue) or by extracting a piece of code into a method. Source:...

 
FOO:
loop
loop
break FOO:
 
Actually it was a remnant of an old keyword
 
@quartata for safe mode. cheddar.internal has the class for interfaced variables meaning i can't just completely disable cheddar.internal, so just pass uid which can be deleted
 
@LeakyNun oh whoops good to know
 
6:31 PM
That's not weird or anything
 
33 mins ago, by Downgoat
question: does everyone in tour de france finish
pls :3
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala my ide tells me the logger import is never used
 
@LeakyNun yeah NetBeans automagically imports it for automagically created try catch statements. Feel free to remove it
 
@Downgoat no some die
 
@Downgoat idk. Probably yes, but you could technically leave mid race
 
6:32 PM
^^
 
@Downgoat Yes. It's multi stage and the winner is the one with the lowest combined time
IIRC
 
@quartata ok tyvm
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :O :O :O ;______;____;___; Q___Q Q___Q D: D: D: D: D: ono
 
+1 for happy code :)Releasing Helium Nuclei 7 hours ago
yay my most upvoted thing ever
 
1 hour ago, by Downgoat
brb changing function literal in cheddar to start with :)
 
34 secs ago, by Releasing Helium Nuclei
yay my most upvoted thing ever
im serious
 
@Downgoat I now stalk @Optimizer and family, not you.
 
What's that on the left? Is that an alpaca?
Oh, llama.
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei wait wat, it's by Martin?
 
He meant the comment I guess
 
6:35 PM
@Downgoat the comment is my most upvoted thing
ninja'd
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ A) thx B) ;_; y u do dis to lama
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei oh ok
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei I think my most upvoted thing ever was a coffee joke on meta.SO
 
where?
10
Q: Find the right path

TùxCräftîñgGiven a list of paths, output the correct path. Example of path: /\ ----+/ | - and | are horizontal and vertical paths. / and \ are 90° turns. + is treated as a - or a | depending of the current direction. Paths may go in any direction and a character may be used in multiple paths....

only 2 answers and 10 votes ;_;
 
And my highest voted answer was on meta
 
and 150 views
 
6:36 PM
@TùxCräftîñg becus its difficult challenge
 
?
i think it's pretty easy
 
what score is this with the hard question algorithm thing
 
@TùxCräftîñg then y dont u post an answer
 
My top answers are for flag questions.
 
You know it would be pretty cool to see more language design challenges. That 2D pattern matching challenge created some truly remarkable languages
 
6:37 PM
@Downgoat working on it brb
 
Yup, this is my highest voted thing ever:
I think we'll just have to keep [immutability] around, since we can't make any changes to the posts tagged with it. :P — DJMcMayhem Apr 12 at 19:30
2
 
mine is the gaot mathematica:
Whaaat O.o there's a builtin for this.... Wow... — Downgoat Feb 10 at 15:23
 
Why do I keep writing excpetion instead of exception
 
Tyvm for the stars
 
@BusinessCat
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ has also reported of similar problem IIRC
 
> such rickroll very wow
 
> what is up with all the quotes
 
24 mins ago, by ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ
> FuN fAcT: yOuR mEsSaGe Is LeSs LiKeLy To Be DeLeTeD iF yOu PuT iT aS a QuOtE
 
> Quotes are fun
 
> qu ote is best ote? Nope, g oat is best oat
 
Wanna hear a joke about ALSA?

 
@RohanJhunjhunwala pull request
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Alpaca Llama Show Association?
 
6:45 PM
Advanced Linux Sound Architecture
 
> Please stop putting everything in quotes. -- Leaky Nun
 
> Advanced Linux Sound Architecture (ALSA) is a software framework and part of the Linux kernel that provides an application programming interface (API) for sound card device drivers.
> Hello Stackoverflow land
 
;_; spotify, y u maek all my music disapear Q________Q
 
6:48 PM
> any CMC?
 
@LeakyNun merged, do you need me to test it?
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala yes
 
> CMC: Quote this CMC
 
7 secs ago, by ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ
> CMC: Quote this CMC
done
 
@LeakyNun so now it supports arbitrary indentation
@LeakyNun code can look pretty :) !!
 
6:50 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala yes
 
> Now you have another CMC to do
 
CMC: Print all non-prime numbers up to a given positive integer n
 
@Theo Pyth, 6 bytes: f!P_TS
@RohanJhunjhunwala Do the above in SILOS haha
 
neoscript> '\
var $trycatch;"\";
neoscript> '\\
Error: Unknow NUD for 'undefined'
    at undeferror (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:1:935)
    at Object.expression (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:889)
    at D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:729
    at Object.expression (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:1118)
    at parseone (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:3222)
    at parse (D:\Neoscript\bin\parser.js:2:3349)
    at compile (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:636)
    at Object.<anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:1166)
;_;
 
@LeakyNun That outputs all prime numbers
 
6:53 PM
@Theo up to the input 100
 
@LeakyNun You need all non-primes
 
@Theo oops
@Theo fixed
 
No link cause I'm lazy
 
@Theo void f(int n){int i;for(;i<n;)if(!isPrime(i++)print(i);} in a lot languages
 
Whoops I'm backwards also
 
6:55 PM
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Fair enough
 
Hello
 
@Theo The All-time Champion, 4 bytes: RḟÆR
From now on I'm referring to Jelly as TAC for obvious reasons
 
@LeakyNun its just a modification of the sample code. I cant post a TIO
 
Yeah, not really much of a contest usually
 
6:56 PM
> D:
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala alright
 
windows file system is so weird it is D:ing itself
2
 
Still waiting for a SILOS answer though
 
The tio link appears to be longer than the code
 
6:56 PM
How can I start to programming? I've some basics, anyway I would like to improve my skills in programming.
 
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ ->"http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/31963767#31963767"
 
I would learn it to codegolf and security and linux.
 
@Theo ask and you shall receive. I golfed off the comments
 
I know Bash and JavaScript.
 
Stilll too long
rip
 
6:57 PM
@Mattew which language do you want to learn?
@RohanJhunjhunwala pastebin
 
Cya
 
@LeakyNun I don't have an account, on any
 
@LeakyNun does gitHub work for it?
 
6:58 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala you can use pastebin anonymously
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala I don't think you need one
 
@LeakyNun oh wait this was already an answer to one of my questions
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala we want non-primes
 
Later guys
 
@LeakyNun oh, too lasy rip
 
6:59 PM
@LeakyNun Mh. A language by golf without space
 
@Mattew that's very broad
golfscript?
 
@Mattew I recommend learning a classical language like Python, Java or something similar, but do it extensively such that you really have an overview of all the features and all the techniques of that language, if you want to get into programming.
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala link me in your SILOS answer, so I can come back to it later
 
1
A: Enterprise Quality Code Prime Sieve

Rohan JhunjhunwalaS.I.L.O.S, 163 bytes readIO : a = 2 lblM b = i b - y if b c GOTO E lblc d = 2 lblI c = a c - d c - 1 if c d y + 1 printInt a GOTO i lbld z = a z % d d + 1 if z I lbli a + 1 GOTO M lblE Nothing in particular was done to arbitrarily lengthen this code, but it should remain safe. (Emphasis on "sh...

 
For golfing go for Jelly, MATL, CJam or something similar.
 
7:00 PM
@Theo ^
That prints primes
 
@LeakyNun I'll try it..
 
@Mattew follow flawr's advice
 
7:02 PM
C++ is good?
Or ruby maybe...
 
c++ is a very nice language
 
@Mattew I think C++ is very unsuitable.
 
i dont know about ruby much
 
@flawr Ok.
 
@Mattew bad for golfing
 
7:03 PM
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei C
C++*
 
@Mattew I mean it certainly has it's uses, but if you're new to e.g. memory management and oop e.t.c it might be just too much you can do wrong.
 
ah why?
@flawr Oh ok.
I know some basics of C. So, I think study C++ will be easy.
 
@Mattew C is a little better for golfing but has less builtins
 
ok
 
@Mattew Don't underestimate it=)
 
7:05 PM
Ok
btw. Can I use gcc and write something like printf("Hello"); without include stdio.h etc.?
 
what I've to type in terminal?
 
@Mattew write(1, "hai", 3)
 
@Mattew For what?
 
no, wait
 
7:07 PM
@Mattew echo "main(){printf("Hello");}" | gcc -x c - -o hello
 
oh thx
i mean
gcc -someoption file.c
in file.c there is printf("Hello");
without include any libraries
 
you have to have main()
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei I know
I want just write code without main()
Maybe an option by gcc includes it without write it.
 
7:09 PM
oh ok
 
ideone.com/Z27Enm why this doesnt work Q_Q
 
> initializer element is not constant
 
For once, the error actually explains the problem
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Because the return value isn't constant. It will return a negative value if STDOUT is closed.
 
7:12 PM
ideone.com/gTW0bt oh globals cant do this
@RohanJhunjhunwala can i make silos print something like i = 3 ; "i apples"
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei what's the question?
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei not really
 
readIO
print i apples
i - 1
print i apples
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei you can use the printChar functionality
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei take an integer, than store it somewhere in the heap
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei and then iterate throguh printing each digit
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei if you wish to print a number that is only one digit.
then here
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei here... silos.tryitonline.net/…
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei do you want a printIntNoLine command? I always considered adding one
 
7:21 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala it would be helpful for things like that
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala I second this addition.
 
@LeakyNun patching it in
 
@ dennis pull plz
 
@LeakyNun does printLine need text after it?
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei one second let me add this feature before Dennis pulls it
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala no
 
7:23 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala thats why i didnt mention him @(space)dennis
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala you know, you can have him pull twice
 
@LeakyNun yeah, but I k he's busy. It's easier to just have him pull after as many updates as possible
 
alright
 
Thought: Create a language Request, to make a joke: "Dennis, can you please pull Request?" "On which repo?"
2
 
7:29 PM
"No, pull the lang Request, please." "Ah okay then, pulled!"
😀
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Don't please.
 
i didnt just joking
 
As long as nobody creates my finger...
 
7:32 PM
he's watching
 
@Dennis good idea, brb
@flawr @ReleasingHeliumNuclei
 
@Dennis "Could you please pull My Finger?" suspends pull requestor
 
=)
 
@LeakyNun the latest changes to SILOS has broken print statements
@LeakyNun they can't start with a space
 
7:35 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala Wait a minute, I may have broken something else
 
@LeakyNun oh crap... should I halt the patch?
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala patch it in now and i'll start editing from that
 
@LeakyNun i got. the printIntNoLine statement up and running
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala Please be quick
 
7:38 PM
@LeakyNun its up
 
how do i implement the / turn
i use a pointer with a movement
 
you can't muhahahahahaha
 
@TùxCräftîñg are you attempting your path challenge with SILOS?
 
no
in neoscript
idk how to 2d array in SILOS
 
is silos turing complete
 
7:39 PM
yes
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei yes
@TùxCräftîñg 2d arrays do not exist, they are just sugars
 
^^ lol ninja'd
 
@TùxCräftîñg flip dx and dy, maybe? or flip and negate dx and dy
 
@ConorO'Brien thx
and now the `\` turn
 
@TùxCräftîñg use the array and specify a delimiter
CMC: Implement a 2d array library in SILOS
 
7:44 PM
oh nvm
 
something like C multidimensional array arithmetics?
y[a][b] == *((int *)y + a * NUMBER_OF_COLUMNS + b);
 
if SILOS get's a little more popularity we can get a tips for golfing in SILOS question
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala deepdreamify your profile pic
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei its just a gravatar
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala better
 
7:48 PM
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei its the 85th job in queue
 
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei yeah google is busy
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala the site is third party, the algorithm that used in site is google's
 
oh
SILOS is a great golfing language
 
7:50 PM
too good never try again
 
</sarcasm>
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei thanks
 
var $trycatch;
var X = 0;
var Y = 0;
var k = (1).uop_sub();
var l = 0;
var f = (function(a) {
    var c = ((a)[Y])[X];
    var _ = (({
        ":": ((function() {})),
        "-": ((function() {})),
        "|": ((function() {})),
        "+": ((function() {})),
        "/": ((function() {
            push(l);
            l = (l).op_sub(k);
            return k = (k).op_sub(pop());
        })),
        "\\": ((function() {
            push(l);
            l = k;
            return k = pop();
        })),
^ halp my function is borked
i am getting
TypeError: (intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)(intermediate value)[c] is not a function
    at f (eval at <anonymous> (eval at <anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:432)), <anonymous>:1:435)
    at f (eval at <anonymous> (eval at <anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:432)), <anonymous>:1:503)
    at F (eval at <anonymous> (eval at <anonymous> (D:\Neoscript\bin\neoscript.js:2:432)), <anonymous>:1:678)
 
this looks like lisp
too much parentheses
 
X=0Y=0k= -1l=0
f={a|c=a[Y][X]_={{':{|}'-{|}'|{|}'+{|}'/{|l&l=-k k=-#}"\\"{|l&l=k k=#}'A{|c}'B{|c}'C{|c}'D{|c}}}[c]()X=-k Y=-l ift(c==_ c f(a))}
F={s|a=s:split("
")i=0j=0each y=a each x=y if x==':Y=i X=j;j=+1;i=+1j=0;f(a)}
^ the original source
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei the neoscript transpiler add a lot of parenthesis
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala Pull request
 
7:56 PM
Aug 17 at 16:21, by Leaky Nun
@flawr anagram of my real name
 
@LeakyNun merged
 
> Kenny Lau
it really is :O
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala tested?
 
@LeakyNun testing now
@LeakyNun if there are bugs I'll roll back
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala if there are bugs you will tell me here and now
 
7:58 PM
@LeakyNun ok
 

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