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23:04
@ASCII-only eugh
*nixmasterrace
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ i know, just pointing it out
BASIC in general is horrible
23:20
BASIC is ok
No, it's not
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ He really doesn't. Forecast says ~13%
yeah
it was an attempt to scare him, not really altogether real
Oh sorry, I didn't see the context
@quartata me typing english, my mom says something, me typing turkish
Guys I've made a terrible mistake
I've started reading the replies on one of Obama's tweets
@quartata I'll see you in a few years
I don't know what's worse the comments or the fact that I know these people are serious
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ youtube.com/watch?v=fiqM18MsO14
23:32
RIP @quartata, died by reading twitter comments.
@Adnan :D wait oh shit
hahahahahahahaha
?
it's not funny
it's a cat
okay, it is funny then by the law of the internet
It used to be one of the most hated videos on youtube
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No, I was laughing at your starring
I literally watched that star just blink in and out of existence
23:52
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Oh weird. My last name is fairly uncommon in the US AFAIK. I know there's some kind of professional runner or something named Alex Arslan though. Where was this?
g'n y'all
ill sleep
@AlexA. Wendy's.
:P
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei good night :)
Arslan is lion in Old Turkish wow
My family gets profiled for our last name and both my dad and I have gotten random mail from Muslim groups and mosques. The other day I got an entire book in the mail called 5 Amazing Muslims Touched by God. Enclosed with it was a letter that read, "Dear my Muslim friend."
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23:54
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I don't think you'd catch Alex dead in a Wendy's
i don't think so either
@AlexA. hahahaha
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Aslan, no r
> old
it was arslan
now its aslan
23:56
What's even weirder about the book in the mail is that the letter said that the book was 10 Amazing Muslims Touched by God. 10! I only got 5! Where are the other 5 Muslims??
@quartata any particular reason why not?
@AlexA. in part 2
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Well for starters he's a vegan and Wendy's salads sound like shit
5 Amazing Muslims Touched by God, Part 2: The Other 5 Muslims that Were Also Touched by God but we Forgot to Mention in the First Book
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23:57
Plus I guarantee they have dairy in their dressings
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@El'endiaStarman did you see this?
That's too perfect xD
ikr
even as a christian, i find that funny
Quick, someone ask another Jesus question!

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