@ASCII-only eugh

*nixmasterrace

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ i know, just pointing it out

kk

BASIC in general is horrible

BASIC is ok

No, it's not

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ He really doesn't. Forecast says ~13%

yeah

it was an attempt to scare him, not really altogether real

Oh sorry, I didn't see the context

(relevant)

@quartata me typing english, my mom says something, me typing turkish

lol

Guys I've made a terrible mistake

I've started reading the replies on one of Obama's tweets

@quartata I'll see you in a few years

I don't know what's worse the comments or the fact that I know these people are serious

lel

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ youtube.com/watch?v=fiqM18MsO14

RIP @quartata, died by reading twitter comments.

@Adnan :D wait oh shit

hahahahahahahaha

?

it's not funny

it's a cat

okay, it is funny then by the law of the internet

It used to be one of the most hated videos on youtube

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No, I was laughing at your starring

I literally watched that star just blink in and out of existence

lel

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Oh weird. My last name is fairly uncommon in the US AFAIK. I know there's some kind of professional runner or something named Alex Arslan though. Where was this?

g'n y'all

ill sleep

@AlexA. Wendy's.

:P

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei good night :)

Arslan is lion in Old Turkish wow

My family gets profiled for our last name and both my dad and I have gotten random mail from Muslim groups and mosques. The other day I got an entire book in the mail called 5 Amazing Muslims Touched by God. Enclosed with it was a letter that read, "Dear my Muslim friend."

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I don't think you'd catch Alex dead in a Wendy's

lel

i don't think so either

@AlexA. hahahaha

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Aslan, no r

> old

it was arslan

now its aslan

What's even weirder about the book in the mail is that the letter said that the book was 10 Amazing Muslims Touched by God. 10! I only got 5! Where are the other 5 Muslims??

@quartata any particular reason why not?

@AlexA. in part 2

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Well for starters he's a vegan and Wendy's salads sound like shit

true

@AlexA. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/arslan

5 Amazing Muslims Touched by God, Part 2: The Other 5 Muslims that Were Also Touched by God but we Forgot to Mention in the First Book

Plus I guarantee they have dairy in their dressings

@El'endiaStarman did you see this?

That's too perfect xD

ikr

even as a christian, i find that funny

Quick, someone ask another Jesus question!

nah

im good