The Nineteenth Byte

Cyoce

10:00 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ done

trichoplax

@Cyoce You'd hate this then...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

> Welcome to Pull Requests!

Pull requests help you collaborate on code with other people. As pull requests are created, they’ll appear here in a searchable and filterable list. To get started, you should create a pull request.

there aren't any >_>

Cyoce

@trichoplax But that actually has a reason! Mixing tabs and spaces in whitespace-insignificant JavaScript is not only unreasonable but also the first step to anarchy

trichoplax

Second step to anarchy? After JS...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

well you know me, resident dragon anarchist

I've been labeled a hipster by my friends. I can die happy.

trichoplax

10:03 PM

@Cyoce All joking aside, I entirely agree. Tabs or spaces - one or the other.

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it's a thing for JS interpreters by Mars Ultor. He added it to the cheddar organization

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ how are you a hipster?

Cyoce

Also why are you using an object with numbers as keys? Why not just an array? :(

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce (1) I want to be able to later add stuff towards the end (2) I don't think JS arrays stringify.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I can hack (ish) and I literally don't give af for what people think of me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:05 PM

okay

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ v

> JSON.stringify(['a','b','c'])
'["a","b","c"]'

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

oh wel

HELP

how do I disable windows voice navigator

it is really annoying

Cyoce

Solution: don't use windows.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

shaddup

trichoplax

Just disconnect the power at the mains

2

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:07 PM

Ah, found it

trichoplax

Er, I was joking...

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Did you mean Windows voice narrator?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I still see no pr @cyoce

@El'endiaStarman yes >_>

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ stupid internet.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

aw

Cyoce

10:09 PM

Now check.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

merged

Love the question but I have to keep telling myself "this is ONLY for fun NOT for production code" — Greg Guida Dec 21 '11 at 0:08

Cyoce

JavaScript protip: Object.assign([], obj) to turn obj into an Array, and Object.assign({}, arr) to turn arr into an Object

Quill

['m','o','r','n','i','n','g'].join``

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce Why not just Array.from(obj)?

LegionMammal978

Random comment of the day: Sometimes, at school, I wear my books on my head.

Cyoce

10:23 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ So all you have to change is the first argument and it will reverse the conversion. E.g. convert = (type, obj) => Object.assign(type(), obj)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce Ik, but I like Array.from better.

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ But I like symmetry better. Object.assign([], {}) vs Object.assign({}, [])

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

meh

Downgoat

@Cyoce spread op master race

Cyoce

@Downgoat but that's even more asymmetrical and even less compatible!

Downgoat

10:27 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ why are you reading python golfing tips... are you a pythoner now? D:

Cyoce

It's like... you're a code golfer or something!

@Downgoat D:

@Cyoce "use babel";

NEVRH

:D

10:27 PM

@Quill [+[...String([...` %Ƒ<,`].map(e=>e.charCodeAt()))].reduce((p,e)=>9-+e?p+e:p)][+[]].toString(36)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Q_Q

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ javascript is best

Downgoat

^

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Q_Q

Downgoat

javascript is best script

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:28 PM

sowee

Downgoat

truth hurts

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

oo []=[] is valid javascript now :D

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ -1 for using String(…) instead of ""+… or `${…}`

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ atob("YXZvY2Fk")

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce It's obfuscation. Deal with it.

quartata

10:29 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ JavaScript in a nutshell

Quill

WebKit is now 100% ES6 complete according to @kangax’s handy table. 💯 https://kangax.github.io/compat-table/es6/ https://t.co/yyASsXanG4

Tweeted by webkit on May 6, 2016 at 5:52 PM

Downgoat

@Quill -1 for not using atob to encode

@Quill webkit nightly master race

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata is destructing syntax, and both sides are empty

Downgoat

^

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ How is using the intended string-conversion function obfuscated?

Downgoat

10:29 PM

@quartata since when is multiplication op a good symbol for spreading

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yolk

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce I felt like doing it.

trichoplax

@Downgoat Sorry that was my fault for linking an answer to that question - the one about tabs and spaces abuse

quartata

@Downgoat since when does anyone care

Downgoat

@trichoplax oh

quartata

10:30 PM

perl does it implicitly so that's the real winner

Downgoat

@quartata implicit generally == not good unless golfing

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

it sure does win... for some values of win.

@quartata you like python, right?

quartata

Vaguely

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

.-.

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ he likes php too... yuck

quartata

10:31 PM

I'll use it but usually only when I'm working with someone else or a library

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I don't care for PHP, but it isn't terrible

trichoplax

I like python...

Quill

two letters for an email

Downgoat

@Quill oh hey its me :D

Cyoce

@trichoplax ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

10:32 PM

@Quill my inbox has also been spammed with all the issues and posts on your SE-Chat-Terminal repo

trichoplax

@Cyoce I've used it in making several of my challenges - I find it quick to work with

Quill

@Downgoat then click the unwatch button

quartata

I actually thought a while back about what it would be like to be a JS devop that uses Windows

Downgoat

@Quill but i want to know about updates and all

quartata

Maybe I should use JS and Windows for a week

and see if I die

Quill

10:33 PM

@Downgoat whatever will you do with all those features and awesome things I'm integrating into the system... maybe I should just stop with those ;p

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata I'm still here.

Cyoce

@trichoplax but it's so verbose!

Quill

@quartata that's me at work

it's not so bad, as long as you get a shell emulator

quartata

@Quill I'm so sorry

trichoplax

@quartata I'm very slowly putting together a JS challenge on windows. I'm still alive so far...

Downgoat

10:34 PM

@trichoplax sounds like fun

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

What's wrong with using JS on windows? o_O

trichoplax

@Downgoat I'd love to be able to say it is...

quartata

@Cyoce Python? Not really... Ruby is still a winner IMO with repeated_permutations

trichoplax

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm guessing it's not the combination, just two bad things...

:29692801 Yeah I read that back and it jarred...

quartata

@trichoplax No it's because it's the opposite of ¬JS and Linux

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:35 PM

I always mess up to/too and relevant

trichoplax

@Cyoce I don't mind that for challenges - I don't mean for writing solutions... :)

quartata

which is what I use

Downgoat

should there be a repr operator?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata but you're an idiot

>_>

trichoplax

@quartata Would you rather use JS or windows?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:36 PM

@Downgoat If not, I'll put it in the o library >_>

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :/ that's not very nice

quartata

@trichoplax That's probably the hardest question I've ever been asked

I guess JS

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oct 29 '15 at 2:17, by quartata

I'm an idiot

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ is the o library affiliated in any way with @phase's lan\guage?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat o no

Downgoat

10:37 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ O_O 24 stars?!?!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I should probably change the name >_>

Downgoat

I'm an idiot

(don't star ^)

trichoplax

@quartata Maybe I need to switch to Linux before working on my JS then...

quartata

@Downgoat ha no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat Maybe we can make it to 3 :p

quartata

10:37 PM

@trichoplax Oh, do you use Windows?

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 3 idiots? whose the other one?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat @QPaysTaxes

:p

quartata

Like it's not because I hate Windows more than JS so much as it is I just couldn't see myself working with it

Cyoce

@quartata it uses long-winded names for things, demands I type everything with words instead of obscure characters, puts its function arguments in the wrong place, uses functions for things that should be properties/methods/attributes, and makes everything that should return an array actually return its own class

quartata

Why is ls dir I don't understand

Downgoat

10:38 PM

my cheese has gone rotten :(

trichoplax

@quartata I do. Only used Linux on a Raspberry Pi. I might switch at some point though

quartata

@Cyoce Function arguments in the wrong place?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata that's not a windows command

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why couldn't they have just complied with POSIX like everyone else on the planet

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata why does it matter? it really doesn't

quartata

10:39 PM

it does to me

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I get along well with windows, and it's not POFIX or whatever

Adnan

I kinda like Windows :p

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Adnan hi-five

Downgoat

@quartata do you use linux?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata what's the shortest forkbomb in POXIF?

Downgoat

10:40 PM

anyone here know mocha?

quartata

@Downgoat yes last version of windows I used was windows 2000

Cyoce

@quartata re.findall(regex, string), ****ing string.join(array), et al.

Downgoat

@quartata dang, so you have never used like a windows at like a public library or something?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^^

Downgoat

^^^

quartata

10:41 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ POSIX is a standard

If you mean "shortest forkbomb in bash (the shell)" then :(){ :|: & };:

@Downgoat OK, I have used XP at a public library

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata BATCH is shorter >:D

Cyoce

@quartata Your unmatched parentheses will not escape me!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce \cyoce

quartata

but the computer labs at my university dual-booted Windows/Linux so

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

BOOM

mınxomaτ

10:42 PM

Is there like a CLI utility that amalgamates all resources into an HTML file and strips unused CSS (and maybe dead JS code)?

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce ... escaped... cyoce...

Downgoat

@mınxomaτ babel, (it does the JS part I think)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

...

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ that wasn't golfed

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:43 PM

@quartata golf it

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಥ_ಥ

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't really feel like testing a forkbomb

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata :3

Downgoat

@mınxomaτ maybe google closure compiler does that? idk

mınxomaτ

I care more about the CSS removal.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

10:44 PM

@mınxomaτ You should really use ITML

trichoplax

Infra Text?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

s/infra/idle

mınxomaτ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'll try this: github.com/purifycss/purifycss

Downgoat

@mınxomaτ you should outsource to ppcg then

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@mınxomaτ you should still use ITML for the website

Downgoat

10:45 PM

oh, that reminds me: brb sandboxing array parsing challenge

quartata

@Cyoce OK, you have a point there. I HATE .join

Quill

so somehow help isn't actually in this array:

[ 'say', 'edit', 'join',
  'pingable', 'roomlist',
  'star',  'commands',
  'clear', 'help', 'leave',  'delete' ]

I think I broke indexOf

quartata

> x = [ 'say', 'edit', 'join',
  'pingable', 'roomlist',
  'star',  'commands',
  'clear', 'help', 'leave',  'delete' ]
< ["say", "edit", "join", "pingable", "roomlist", "star", "commands", "clear", "help", "leave", "delete"]
> x.indexOf("help")
< 8

Can I see it in context?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^

Quill

github.com/The-Quill/SE-Chat-Terminal/blob/develop/…

trichoplax

10:54 PM

@Quill help or 'help'?

Quill

@trichoplax it's a string not wrapped in quotes

quartata

I don't see help in the properties object

It's in the commands object

Oh wait there it is

Quill

at the bottom

trichoplax

@Quill Saw your link straight after pressing Enter...

Quill

goddamn it

splice returns a one value array which gets cast to a single goddamn value in toString

which works fine in a truthy check, but not a strict truth check

goddamn it JavaScript

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

11:05 PM

why stringify it?

Quill

what do you mean?

trichoplax

Do you just want to check that the array isn't empty?

Quill

I want to check that the command that you put in is a valid command

I can't do that with a length check on a potentially incorrect input

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

you just need to verify it yourself--watch each command as it flies through

Alex A.

@El'endiaStarman Nah, that's the Australian magpie. I'm a Eurasian magpie.

@flawr Just hangin' out. (⌐■_■)

Quill

11:22 PM

~~can someone help me write a regex?~~ never mind

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

aw

Quill

I was trying to match all spaces not inside of a string

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

that's hard

Quill

SE 240 "omg wow"
  ^   ^

yes it is, which is why I used ~~black magic~~ my best friend splice

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

how do I get a repo onto my computer with git?

@Quill yeah just use a parser

Helka Homba

11:28 PM

git clone

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

git clone <url>?

I'm just setting something up

Quill

var subCommandProperties = Object.keys(properties[commandName]);
if (commandArgs.length > subCommandProperties.length){
    var potentialStringArray = commandArgs.splice(subCommandProperties.length - 1);
    commandArgs[subCommandProperties.length - 1] = potentialStringArray.join(' ');
}

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

why are you using var

Quill

because ES5

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

okay

I understand that

quartata

11:35 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ git clone <link that you get when you hit clone or download>

https://github.com/JCumin/Brachylog.git for example

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata oh thanks

quartata

Or https://github.com/quartata/cinnamon-gum.git

You can clone over SSH too if you register a SSH key with Github

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

okay, so I've changed branches with git checkout gh-pages, but the respective folder isn't updated. what's wrong?

quartata

Are you in the folder?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

yeah

quartata

11:43 PM

Uhhh no idea

Are you sure the folder hasn't been updated?

Downgoat

does anyone familiar with wordpress know how to do code blocks in it?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata I think so--how would I do that?

quartata

Look for differences :P

Helka Homba

@Downgoat stackoverflow.com/questions/81338/… ?

quartata

Are the branches even?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

11:45 PM

it just hasn't updated

(the other branch)

mınxomaτ

@Downgoat It's 2016. Why are you using wordpress.

Downgoat

@Quill your property names aren'y long enough, you should make them longer :P

@mınxomaτ what else should I use? I looked up "blog" and it was at the top of the search resutls

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ? I don't understand.

Downgoat

I do not want to make my own blog

Helka Homba

@mınxomaτ It's 2016. Why are you Donald Duck?

Quill

11:46 PM

@Downgoat use Jekyll

quartata

git checkout branch switches your current working tree to the specified branch

It doesn't do anything to that branch

mınxomaτ

@Downgoat Ghost, Silvrback, Jekyll etc.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata the contents of the folder I'm working in is the original, but it says I'm in gh-pages

Downgoat

@Quill how

I don't have a server atm

Quill

host it on GH pages

quartata

11:47 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Are the branches even?

Quill

help.github.com/articles/…

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata what does that mean?

Downgoat

@Quill does jekyll have themes

quartata

When you go to the branch on Github does it say "This branch is even with master"

Quill

gem install jekyll
jekyll new my-awesome-site
cd my-awesome-site
jekyll serve

Helka Homba

11:47 PM

@Downgoat Use whatever you want. The content of a blog should surely be more important than the platform

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba sick burn, broseph

Quill

@Downgoat you write the HTML and CSS yourself

Downgoat

@Quill I'm too lazy to do that

Quill

then use bootstrap

Downgoat

I'll just use wordpress for now...

Quill

11:49 PM

;-;

Helka Homba

html6 looks promising

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata it's a gh-pages branch

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Can you link me to it

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/ITML/tree/gh-pages

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba I half expected this to be a rickroll

Quill

11:51 PM

@AlexA. yeah... same

brb buying a legit sounding domain to rickroll

quartata

Just to verify, you have done this:

$ git clone github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/ITML.git
$ cd ITML
$ git checkout gh-pages

And the output of checkout looks something like this:

Branch gh-pages set up to track remote branch gh-pages from origin.
Switched to a new branch 'gh-pages'

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

yea

Helka Homba

@AlexA. html7 though, dang

quartata

Then your computer is haunted. Good luck.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:|

quartata

11:53 PM

Try recloning

Quill

use GitHub Desktop

quartata

@Quill no

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I want to learn git .

Quill

I could've said sourcetree ;p

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata is it sad that I typed git reclone?

mınxomaτ

11:54 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ But the actual content in gh-pages is different, right?

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

@mınxomaτ It is

I checked myself

Quill

split string messages work now

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

\o/

Quill

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

(」゜ロ゜)」＼＼\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

how does the console handle that

11:56 PM

> javascripts

Well, it's definitely working. @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill auto generated

@Quill kehehe

Quill

yay for regex replace

quartata

11:58 PM

@mınxomaτ Yeah, I don't know what to say

also is that the new windows 10 bash

Quill

yes

mınxomaτ

Yes. But I use ConEmu as my terminal emulator

quartata

Oh, I was going to say it didn't look like shit

I suppose they wouldn't have put an Ubuntu logo on the tab

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