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3:00 AM
@HelkaHomba Maybe this would be a fine main site challenge.
 
@El'endiaStarman Go for it
 
@HelkaHomba Jelly, 10 bytes: _%2r©4¤$+®
 
@HelkaHomba Well, it was your idea.
 
Nooby question: why don't we have memory pointers in higher level languages?
 
I will gladly take the rep. I really want to get in to the 10k group
 
3:01 AM
@El'endiaStarman Well you or anyone else can use it
 
sure
 
@Quill We do, they're just hidden really well since it's much easier to do programming when you don't have to worry about them.
 
@Quill I think the opinion of higher level language writers is that that's precisely what makes it higher level ;)
 
3:02 AM
@Quill Some languages do, they're just more abstracted. Perl for instance.
 
so higher level languages depend on their increasing processing power and avoid features like memory pointers
 
I could make it more interesting and have two args, N and K; N is the number in the same fashion, and K is a number > 1, looking for K integers A0...AK so that (x+2)|Ax
or is that too hard
 
@Geobits That actually is not a bad rule of thumb. "If you can do pointer arithmetic it's low level" perhaps
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Up to you. But I like just the a b c
 
3:05 AM
I've already typed up my answer for the original case... :P
 
kk
I like to see esolang answers anyhow
 
@quartata Yea, it's probably not bad. I'll call it Geobits' Law.
Although Geobits' Law should probably be a rule of thumb guide to downvoting instead.
 
Beyoncé's Theorem for Singleton Sets: If you like it then you should have defined a ring on it.
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-_-
 
Yeah. Maybe this could be Geobits' Lemma instead. Although that raises the question of what the proof is...
 
3:07 AM
Alex is wrong, Geobits isn't Alex => Geobits is right. QED.
 
Bah. Moore's Law never bothered with a proof :P
 
@HelkaHomba MATL, 20 bytes and horribly golfed: 2+G2\-G3+G3\-G4+G4\-
 
@AlexA. Some people seem to think that I'm your sock or vice versa. Of course, you and I know the truth, but...
 
I mean the proof that uses the lemma
 
I am not a golfer.
 
3:09 AM
@quartata the proof that perl is low level ;P
 
ono dr. slam is no longer a ham jam
 
No, I'm a spooky skeleton.
 
@Geobits Alex is the left sock and Geobits the right of the same humanoid I figure
 
@AlexA. damn man, talk like that you'll get a ban...
 
@Quill Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
 
3:10 AM
@Maltysen s/level/quality/ ;) CC @quartata
 
@Maltysen You... actually might be able to do pointer arthimetic on a reference with regex. I've never tried
 
Oh man...
 
I'm not sure if I can comfortably star something about jammin hams.
 
@AlexA. I can wham my fan and get a tan
 
Other than code-golf, what tags should it have?
 
3:12 AM
I need an iPhone keyboard for different types of lennies
 
@Geobits Would you could you with some spam?
 
Wait I think I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm an idiot
 
@quartata !!idiot == idiot
 
@HelkaHomba Not with a ham, not with some spam. Not when you slam, and not when you jam. I do not like my ham all jammed, I do not like it, minecraft man.
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3:14 AM
@Maltysen nah that isnt really the same
 
@quartata Marky? Is that you?
 
Mashup of the Space Jam themesong and that Dragonforce song
 
@quartata 90% of the time people never notice others being an idoit :J
 
I somehow feel like I'm responsible for this.
 
3:15 AM
@Geobits You shoulda done the Turing test with Marky in chat
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ mmm, roasted ham
 
@Geobits I'm not sure if you're gonna be a good idea
 
which tags should I have on that challenge? ? :3
@quartata s/gonna/going to
 
@Quill I was planning on doing exactly that, tbh. He never got to the point I wanted him to be for that, though, so I didn't. It's possible I ahve another account reserved for future tests.
 
@Geobits @ಠ_ಠ?
 
3:16 AM
We already did a test with him
 
What if Alex is a sock Turing test for Dennis?
 
@Maltysen No, this would be someone who has no chat history.
(if it existed >_> )
 
Oh right it wasn't blind though so not a proper one
 
On quizup, there's a comp-sci category, and one of the level tags (things you can describe yourself with upon reaching a certain level) is "Passed the turing test"
 
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Q: Type out Green Eggs and Ham in vim

Joe Z.The book Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss is famous for only having 50 different words in the entire story of the book. Your task is to create a sequence of keystrokes that will result in the entire text of Green Eggs and Ham when applied to an empty file in the vim text editor, starting in norma...

I love that challenge so much.
It's about my username and vim at the same time.
 
3:18 AM
I'm really tempted to make a bot that tries to pass the Turing test in different rooms on SE
 
That really was Marky's original intent. I'm just impatient ;)
 
@Quill Just have a relav going from a SE chatroom to cleverbot.com and back
 
@Geobits I think he'd get suspended for vulgarity and hostility in other rooms :P
 
Easier than inflicting another Marky on us :|
 
g'night now bai
 
3:20 AM
Aww, that's cheating. Also, cleverbot isn't all that good.
 
@HelkaHomba yeah that's lame
 
@AlexA. Probably.... He'd also need quite a bit more work before he'd pass a test anywhere but yahoo answers.
 
He'd probably be the accepted answer on just about any question on Yahoo! Answers.
 
haha, nice
 
3:21 AM
I tried answering a math question on yahoo. I got it wrong, yet it worked and the guy said he thanked me, and that the teacher accepted the answer
 
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Q: Smallest integers after N divisble by 2, 3, and 4

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴGive credit to whom credit is due. Objective Given an integer N > 0, out the smallest integers A, B, and C so that: All of A, B, and C are strictly greater than N; 2 divides A; 3 divides B; and 4 divides C. This is a code-golf, so the shortest answer in bytes wins. You may use a language mad...

 
I got IP banned from yahoo answers at work one night while bored :/
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ out the smallest integers?
 
@HelkaHomba yeah
 
no put? D:
 
nevermind
no worries
 
ok ^_^
@AlexA. I thought we outlawed
 
Um, no?
Why would you think that?
 
wasn't there a consensus on meta?
or was that for a different tag
 
@AlexA. Ouch. Dennis stole Julia from you :o
 
3:24 AM
it was to merge number iirc
 
@Geobits I had a teacher that made us get IP banned on Wikipedia for homework once
 
@Geobits I saw :(
 
@Geobits lol for answering or for visiting?
 
3:25 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It was and the consensus was to keep it
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Answering. They apparently didn't like my answers.
 
To prove wikipedia wasn't accurate.. Which was kinda contradictory when they rolled them all back
 
@Quill Nice.
 
if anyone needs me, they'll have to wait for 7+ hours while I go comatose
BAI
 
3:25 AM
@Geobits was it marky who was answering?
 
@AlexA. oh, yay!
if anyone needs me, they'll have to wait for 7+ hours while I go comatose
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ night
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ did you pick your username for that?
 
@Maltysen Nah, just a (completely unnamed) bored troll.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I picked this username when Alex wouldn't stop making Ham jokes.
 
3:26 AM
This was some years ago.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ okay
 
When was I making ham jokes?
I don't recall ever having used the word ham before
 
Yea, you're not allowed to say 'ham', what with the vegan thing, right?
 
g'night!
@Geobits lol
 
It's a sin to speak of the ham in vegan culture
 
3:27 AM
54 secs ago, by Alex A.
When was I making ham jokes?
 
If \o/ = cheering guy then lol = guy at gunpoint?
 
ham
 
I detect the word.
 
@HelkaHomba no.
 
3:28 AM
I think I'll just start saying "ham" instead of "haha" or "lol" now.
 
Guy with with 2 signs, but the top gets cut off by the chat.
@AlexA. ham
 
@HelkaHomba rollercoaster
 
Aug 10 '15 at 21:58, by Alex A.
Weapons Grade Ham
ham
ohai @QPaysTaxes
>_>
 
I saw that :P
 
3:30 AM
@QPaysTaxes lol
@QPaysTaxes why?
 
Eye surgery?
 
Should I post my MATL answer?
 
@QPaysTaxes Q_Q
@QPaysTaxes farewell!
>_>
 
@QPaysTaxes No worries, everything is going to go smoothly and you'll be back in here being harassed about having a fake horn in no time.
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@QPaysTaxes hope for the best.
sorry.
 
3:32 AM
What kind of surgery is it that is only a 50% success rate? Just curious.
 
will it be worse if you don't have it?
cuz 50% seems awfully bad
 
@QPaysTaxes can you have a friend or somebody tell us the outcome if you can't?
So we can mourn for a long time.
@QPaysTaxes ... you should probably ask the doctor.
@QPaysTaxes okay
I'll see you May 22.
@QPaysTaxes good. I don't trust my doctor.
 
Hope it goes well @QPaysTaxes, good luck man :)
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TNB <3 @QPaysTaxes
 
3:34 AM
#neverforget
 
and bye @QPaysTaxes
@Quill y u have to keep talking and being before @QPaysTaxes in the list...
fuck it
bye
bye
 
@QPaysTaxes night!
@Quill did something bad happen to Q?
 
D: what happend?
 
8 mins ago, by QPaysTaxes
There's about a 50% chance that I won't be able to see in a week
8 mins ago, by QPaysTaxes
So unless I get lucky, this is my last time here
eye surgery
 
3:39 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh :o
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ;_;
 
@QPaysTaxes hope your surgery goes well :)
 
@QPaysTaxes ^ ditto
Have a fuzzy puppy
user image
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4:01 AM
If I wrote a Turing test bot, would it be cheating to do things like make spelling mistakes and then do like *correct spelling
 
I think the only way to cheat is to have a human involved in message choice once it's running
 
4:14 AM
With all of this Turing test talk, I feel like watching Ex Machina again.
That's a really good movie
 
It's pretty unethical to just let loose a Turing test on a chatroom, right?
 
I don't know about unethical but we don't allow bots in here anyway. :P
 
Well the aim is that you wouldn't know if they were a bot ;)
 
Yeah, but whoever put the bot in here would know that they're doing a no-no.
 
I wonder how I would determine success, maybe like 30 messages or something
 
4:21 AM
I found out what hurts my brain more then rendering...
vectors :D
oh joy.
 
Vectors are just arrays of arrays
var a = [0, 4], b = [2, 2], c = [a, b]
 
erm
yeah little thing tho
3d vectors.
w/ pitch yaw and roll.
 
Oh that kind of vector, nice
 
2d vectors are fine, I've done those, 3d, NOPE
 
There's probably some video on YouTube to explain it well
 
4:25 AM
yeah I asked my dad
he sorta tried to show me
except he didn't explain to well. im googling it.
@QPaysTaxes so sorry dude. You shouldn't worry, things will work themselves out. Its going to be fine in the end. Your friends and family are going to be there for you either way and that is what is really important.
 
does PPCG have enough functional programmers for a functional programming challenge?
 
4:41 AM
Probably. There's a lot of people that know weird programming paradigms.
 
Sure, but some of those people are barely functional.
 
4:56 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Is functional a weird paradigm?
I'm pretty proficient with R, which functional
 
Absolutely!
jk, not really.
I think it's weird, but that's because I haven't used it.
But there are weirder ones out there. cough tacit cough
 
Anonymous
I need advice from my fellow horrible people
 
Anonymous
I just found out my roommate's Reddit username. How can I use this knowledge to harass him, without him learning mine?
 
@Mego um make a new reddit account?
or am I missing something here...?
wait harass him IRL or over reddit?
 
Anonymous
Probably IRL
 
Anonymous
5:06 AM
If I harassed him over Reddit on a new account, he'd just block the account and never mention it IRL, leaving me with no sense of satisfaction from seeing his reaction.
 
Anonymous
I'm considering using the information from his post/comment history to trick him into revealing something that would lead to me finding his username (if I didn't already have it), so that he'll think that he gave it away.
 
lol
nvm then.
well lets see.
 
Anonymous
It's been a running joke/contest since he moved in that we are trying to find out each other's usernames before the other finds out ours. I won, but now I want to enjoy the victory as much as possible.
 
yeah I get you^
 
Anonymous
After I have a bit of fun, as a show of goodwill, I'll gift him gold :P
 
5:10 AM
tp his side of the room and him as well while he's asleep
not username related but still fun
 
when I was younger, my parents used to password lock the computer so I couldn't always play videogames. I finally figured it out, (being very clever, can't tell you how tho cuz its still relevant) and I probably didn't tell them for like 3 months. Finally, I couldn't take it and told em.
 
Pawn all his stuff while he sleeps and leave the country
 
@Mego gift him gold?
 
Anonymous
@AshwinGupta Reddit gold. It's a paid feature on Reddit that unlocks premium content/tools.
 
ah got you
 
Anonymous
5:11 AM
@HelkaHomba s/side of the//
 
Anonymous
We live in an apartment, not a dorm :P
 
> roommate
 
btw did you guys see the video of the plane crash at the airshow?
so sad =/
 
Anonymous
A roommate is a person who shares a living facility such as an apartment or dormitory. Similar terms include suitemate, housemate, flatmate ("flat": the usual term in British English for an apartment - in New Zealand, "flatmate" is solely used, regardless of whether the dwelling is an apartment or a detached house), or sharemate (shared living spaces are often called sharehomes in Australia and other Commonwealth countries). A sharehome is a model of household in which a group of usually unrelated people reside together. The term generally applies to people living together in rental properties...
 
@Mego k did anyone actually need to see that?
 
5:13 AM
Print out A4 posters with his username in large letters and tape them all over his room before he gets home
 
@AshwinGupta Story of my life.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ =/ yup. Wish I hadn't though. They relocked it. Luckily, after I turned 10-11 they just gave up cuz I kept figuring out.
 
Anonymous
@Quill It would be a lot more fun if I could trick him into giving away his username :P Just declaring "I won" wouldn't be as fun
 
@Mego True, but what if he finds out urs in the meantime
 
Lol. How old are you now?
 
Anonymous
5:14 AM
@AshwinGupta He won't :P
 
or maybe its a bait and switch.
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ 14
 
Anonymous
At dinner, he gave me his phone and told me to try to guess the passcode. I got it on the first try. People who set their phone passcodes to be their birthday make me sad.
 
@Mego ah ok seriously I love that.
 
Don't let them make you sad. Let them make you money instead.
 
Haha, now it's my younger brothers that are constantly doing the same thing.
 
Anonymous
5:15 AM
@AshwinGupta Helka was implying that "roommate" is not the correct term for people who share an apartment. I was proving otherwise.
 
you have no idea how satisfied it makes me to open peoples phones.
 
My parents tried to make our whole family keep all our password on one piece of paper stuck to the fridge
 
@Mego yeah but its in the name.
 
I had to give them all a stern lecture
 
@Quill lol pretty sure my parents tried this too.
 
Anonymous
5:16 AM
After I unlocked the phone, he said "I forgot you knew my birthday!" I reminded him that I baked him a cake for his birthday, which was a week ago.
 
@Mego at least it's better than "the man in my life" ;)
 
@Mego goldfish memory :D
@Quill oh yeah that comes across exactly how you want it too.
 
Anonymous
@Quill Fun story: my gf (who is a teacher, at the same school district our aforementioned roomate) has a low-language student who referred to the roommate as "the guy [my gf] sleeps with". She had to correct him, but couldn't tell him what that phrase actually means.
 
@Mego Tell us the username and we can mess with him
 
for Bukkit, if I want to store plugin data (like location of turrets) can I just use my own format in a txt file and read/write using filereaders/writer classes? Or is there some specific thing I'm supposed to do.
 
Anonymous
5:18 AM
@HelkaHomba Nah, I wouldn't give his username to people. That would be crossing a line.
 
@HelkaHomba @Mego I'd strongly advise against this.
@Mego glad you realize that
 
Anonymous
That would turn this from a friendly competition to a betrayal of trust
 
exactly.
 
I was trying to trick Mego so we could reveal this conversation to him ;)
 
Anonymous
The way I learned his username is pretty great
 
5:20 AM
hows that?
insert apostrophe.
too lazy to click edit.
 
Anonymous
He was showing me something on his tablet. He handed the tablet to me, and then was talking to my gf about some teacher stuff. I opened Reddit in Chrome, and it auto-logged him in.
 
Anonymous
@AshwinGupta You can press the up arrow to go through your last few messages to edit them.
 
@Mego ah yes the dangers of convenience.
@Mego good to know! Uh oh, this is even easier then typing new messages. I'm going to start abusing this :P
 
What's a synonym for "party" as in RPG
 
Anonymous
From my time interning in the IT department of a bank, I learned to instinctively lock the computer when I leave it for any length of time. I also have my phone set to always require a password (or my thumbprint) to unlock.
 
5:23 AM
group
 
Anonymous
@NathanMerrill band
 
team
 
nah, something that implies combat
 
Anonymous
murder
 
Anonymous
As in "a murder of adventurers"
 
Anonymous
5:24 AM
Alliance?
 
Anonymous
Fellowship?
 
squad(ron)
 
definitely doing Fellowship
"Battle of the Fellowships"
that just sounds so epic
 
Anonymous
 
5:29 AM
the hover text lol
 
Anonymous
My keyboard is actually very clean
 
Anonymous
It helps that a) it's new, and b) it's low-profile
 
Should we "update Dennis's rep" again?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can update my rep by clicking one of those upward pointing arrows. :P
 
Anonymous
5:33 AM
I'd consider that a trivial edit, and thus unnecessary
 
haha. Also, thanks for the MATL tip. It made me figure out a solution 5 bytes shorter.
 
Anonymous
Maybe just say "Dennis has a lot of rep" and avoid this issue
 
Anonymous
Or "Dennis has this many rep: <flair>"
 
Many of the reps.
 
Hm, I like the flair idea.
 
5:36 AM
Also, I know I told you I would have a working version of V tonight. I was wrong. I got distracted by setting up a virtual machine to test it in.
 
Avoids future temptations to edit the post.
 
hey, I'm in the middle of designing a KoTH:
and I'm considering making it so that a battle affects all future battles (but in a small, incremental way)
oh, I could just do multiple run-throughs
thanks rubber duck
 
Anonymous
5:57 AM
quack noot
 
6:23 AM
Anyone excited about the Tesla Model 3?
I am (not that I expect to get one or anything :/)
 
Yes
 
7:01 AM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE :)
 
@Quill Is there any way to do read through node?
 
maybe... I'm not 100%
as for the google logins... there's probably a separate API they call... I don't know whether that's gonna be possible ;-;
 
Alright - as of now, it's more of a suggestion to use read rather than a built-in entry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's still a problem that it's loaded in plaintext, even if it's only loaded in one session. Accessing it directly through node and dumping it immediately after use would be far better.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Nathan MerrillBattle of the Fellowships king-of-the-hillepic In this challenge, you are going to create a Fellowship with the goal of defeating all other fellowships in battle. Your group will consist of 4 characters. Character details: Attributes Available attributes are: Strength, Agility, and Intellige...

 
Anonymous
@NewSandboxedPosts Neat concept. I'd like to see how this plays out.
 
7:16 AM
thanks :)
the hardest part is balancing the abilities
while bidding somewhat naturally does that
if the abilities are skewed enough, it'll still produce a poor game
 
 
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Hello
 
9:01 AM
> "Mr Janosch, what should a dog be taught?" - "It is a good idea to teach him the meaning of life. If the dog is not interested in this, it is probably a reasonable dog."
@AlexA. Thanks, same to you=)
 
 
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