The Nineteenth Byte

You could throw 2,3 at a time if you figured out a mechanism that could hold it and it wouldn't matter if they all landed a foot away from each other.

Maltysen

@AshwinGupta i'll send you a pic of the wall bot if we ever make one :P

Downgoat

const a = item => item  > 1 ? item + 1 : false
[1,2,3].filter(a).map(a); // outputs [3,4]

Ashwin Gupta

@Maltysen pls do, I'll send a pic of ours (If I make the team)

Downgoat

1:06 AM

@QPaysTaxes ಠ_ಠ

you are not a bird

Ashwin Gupta

hey actually...

Maltysen

@AshwinGupta which state?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You are a unicron!!!!!

Ashwin Gupta

@Maltysen california

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes you took a picture of alex?

Geobits

1:07 AM

@Downgoat For mass, you could just use human hearts. In this case, it would be roughly one.

Ashwin Gupta

@Maltysen could you do me ANOTHER favor... (adding to the million you've already done for me today)

quartata

@Downgoat that is gross just filter out the less than or equal to ones then map a + 1 over it

Ashwin Gupta

The coach asked me to write a slideshow on programming LCD displays (because I'm the only one who knows how =/), could you just check it out really quick and tell me if there is a topic I've missed/should cover.

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes how do you know his sister

Ashwin Gupta

Its simple on purpose due to skill level of peers.

@QPaysTaxes well that would be very awkward. Nah jk, I'd understand, I'd just have one of you guys do it.

quartata

1:08 AM

or even better do an enumerated map and pop the less than ones then do a + 1

Geobits

His sister plays Magic?

But... you're not a unicorn...

Downgoat

yeah, you're a horse playing pretend @_@

Geobits

See, you whinny just like a horse.

Downgoat

@Geobits haha

Geobits

All smoke and mirrors (or in this case, mp3 players).

quartata

1:10 AM

cast detect magic on his horn

Helka Homba

@quartata I agree, mixing filter and map like this is weird. But maybe downgoat just wants to for golfing

Ashwin Gupta

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1epiZqruw38cuiw9QMOgSVcmfPjAuZCVVaCwJbhCqnDU/edit?usp=sharing

quartata

> gowngoat

3

El'endia Starman

♪ Alllways I wanna be with you // make believe with you // and live in harmony harmony // oh love... ♫

Downgoat

@HelkaHomba no, it is for real life code

Geobits

1:13 AM

@El'endiaStarman For that, you deserve A Little Respect.

Downgoat

@Geobits rickroll?

Erasure A Little Respect (Official Video)

►

oh

El'endia Starman

@Downgoat Nope.

Geobits

No, the song's name is the link...

Downgoat

how do I know that

Geobits

Didn't you say you had all the rickroll urls memorized or something once?

Downgoat

1:15 AM

no?

Ashwin Gupta

I'm not sure if filter is working

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat yeah you did

@AshwinGupta code?

Downgoat

Beethoven's 5th Symphony

Geobits

Hmm, someone did... thought it was you, but I could be wrong.

Ashwin Gupta

aliens=aliens.filter(function(i){i!=this})

called when missile hits alien

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:15 AM

@AshwinGupta you forgot return

Downgoat

@Geobits no, I've only memorized the vevo rickroll

Ashwin Gupta

oh

return what?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

aliens=aliens.filter(function(i){return i!=this})

Ashwin Gupta

ah ty

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

no problem

Downgoat

1:16 AM

@QPaysTaxes idk

quartata

for(let i = 0; i < array.length(); i++) {
  let x = arr[i];
  if(x <= 1) {
    arr.pop(i);
  } else {
    arr[i] = x + 1;
  }
}

Ashwin Gupta

wait nope still not working

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes I'm guessing it's Andrea Garcia.

Ashwin Gupta

@QPaysTaxes yeah that person is following my repo too. IDK who it is either...

quartata

@Downgoat I wrote that on mobile and it only took me a minute. Much more readable and efficient

dont fear the for loop

Geobits

1:17 AM

I fear I will never understand that bird picture or how it's ever applicable to any situation.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I takes longer to read

I read the other one in less time

Downgoat

@quartata ಠ_ಠ

length is not a function...

pop also doesn't take any args

quartata

@Downgoat whatever

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes best script

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

can you even javascript m9

Geobits

1:18 AM

@QPaysTaxes I think you and I have different definitions of better. That youtube url has far too many Qs and Ws for me to click it.

quartata

.remove then.

whatever the thing that removes something at an index is. It is pop in most languages.

Ashwin Gupta

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ weird, when I add the return, it just stops working =/

aliens=aliens.filter(function(i){return i!=this});

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@AshwinGupta what is this?

Ashwin Gupta

that line of code is in a function inside of the Alien class

so its an instance of Alien

and that code is called when a missile hits the Alien.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You can't compare objects with == or !=.

Ashwin Gupta

1:21 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh =/

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You could try hacking it: i <= this && this <= i.

Ashwin Gupta

I thought objects have a hash code or something and u could.

Helka Homba

What should you be doing? strawpoll.me/10051142

Ashwin Gupta

in java theres .equals()

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta ಠ_ಠ

quartata

1:22 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you realze this is why people dont like JS right

Downgoat

Java =/= JavaScript

El'endia Starman

@HelkaHomba ....none of the above at the moment, in fact. Well, "work" is probably closest, but it's not exactly a job...

Downgoat

they are very different

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata you realize I don't give a rip

Ashwin Gupta

IK that. I'm saying that's what Im used too

Whats the JS equivalent of .equals()?

Downgoat

1:22 AM

@AshwinGupta Object.is

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat that's a thing?

1 min ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You could try hacking it: i <= this && this <= i.

Ashwin Gupta

@Downgoat are you f*cking kidding w/ me dude? Oh nvm, its different.

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ does't work I don't think

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ugh

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta I am not f*cking kidding you

Geobits

1:23 AM

@HelkaHomba My kid just went to bed, so there is actually nothing on this list that really fits right now.

Ashwin Gupta

@Downgoat thanks for using the SE content filter...

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta fixed

Ashwin Gupta

gracias.

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes yes, exactly

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

shpxvat

Ashwin Gupta

1:26 AM

@QPaysTaxes I wish the chat had a Downgoat button, I'd downgoat that message.

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta you can always click my avatar

Ashwin Gupta

@Downgoat Tried that, it brought me to some idiot's profile page.

3

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta your browser must be broken, clicking an avatar doesn't open a profile page

Hello @Phrancis!

Phrancis

Heya golfers

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

NICE HAT

sorry

Phrancis

1:27 AM

Merci

Ashwin Gupta

@Downgoat must be...

Helka Homba

@Geobits @El'endiaStarman How about option 9: beating Dennis at golf

El'endia Starman

@HelkaHomba That's...not really ever been a goal of mine. :P

Phrancis

@QPaysTaxes eh, same as usual, just tables and stuff :)

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes oh wow, I have +13 on that challenge :D

D:

Apr 19 at 23:53, by Downgoat

I would upvote but I can't

Ashwin Gupta

1:29 AM

@QPaysTaxes we call this bragging :D (but a good type of bragging since you actually have the skills to back it up)

quartata

I hope no one is still using mySQL. They'll be having problems in 2038

Phrancis

> I think I have literally performed magic.

Ashwin Gupta

@QPaysTaxes queue the imperial march.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@QPaysTaxes I CAN"T WIN

Ashwin Gupta

@quartata wtf happens in 2038?

Phrancis

1:30 AM

@quartata go tell that to all the PHP guys

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

YOU GET 11 upvotes and I get 4. >:|

El'endia Starman

@AshwinGupta s/queue/cue/

Helka Homba

@quartata should they be using YourSQL?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

3 () ()( )( ) () ( is valid Cheddar syntax.

Ashwin Gupta

@QPaysTaxes well shit...

El'endia Starman

1:30 AM

@QPaysTaxes Yeah, but he probably meant cue.

Ashwin Gupta

cue*

Spelling is a b*tch...

Downgoat

7 mins ago, by Ashwin Gupta

@Downgoat thanks for using the SE content filter...

Ashwin Gupta

@QPaysTaxes no I get it, I just never thought about it before.

@Downgoat fixed. The filter did it for me

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta yeah, definetly

@QPaysTaxes this is discrimination against goats

Helka Homba

Alex entered the room and it got all quiet

Downgoat

1:33 AM

we can't help having hooves

quartata

@Downgoat Does Cheddar have block scopes and an int type?

Downgoat

@quartata yeas

quartata

@Downgoat good job so far then it's already better than JS

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes that's because amazon didn't delay your shipment on your hoof keyboard

@quartata but it can barely do anything?

quartata

I have high hopes

Downgoat

1:34 AM

:D

goats are just naturally not good at typing correctly

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do you think Dragons are any better?

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ dragons have claws which are kinda like fingers

Geobits

@HelkaHomba An odd game. The only winning move is not to play.

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ did you draw your avatar?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat But the number of keyboards I go through (literally) is hideous.

@Downgoat No, I paid a friend.

Downgoat

1:36 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ to draw an avatar?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yeah

She's really good

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ is it so big that even python overflows on it?

Geobits

@Downgoat That's what he said ;)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat No. I eat pythons for lunch.

:P

Downgoat

@Geobits are you saying that's what quartata said, or a spin-off of a "that's what she said" joke?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D +1

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:38 AM

bows green internet points for my green self

Downgoat

though flawr probably won't be happy hearing that you eat is brothers

Geobits

@Downgoat not a spin-off

Aww... but that one was appropriate :(

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

very *in

Geobits

Or, as appropriate as they get anyway.

Helka Homba

heh, the confusion it brings is funnier

Downgoat

1:39 AM

@QPaysTaxes gist.github.com

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes They were relating a story of how one time another person also said that.

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes ):<

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

>:():<

angry pufferfish

Geobits

That looks like something, but not a fish...

Downgoat

like an angry spider

<>< is also a fish

Helka Homba

1:41 AM

@Geobits that's what she said

(ok, no more)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ_ಠ

Geobits

@HelkaHomba that's what she said

>_>

Downgoat

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@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12 secs ago, by Downgoat

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes rickroll? seriously,

Geobits

1:42 AM

@QPaysTaxes No, this is Phish.

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes I was not being serious....

Helka Homba

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^ charmander

Downgoat

oh no, I forgot to work on cheddar

Geobits

^charredmander

Helka Homba

Pumpkin?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:45 AM

Fish

Geobits

@HelkaHomba Yea, I did it a couple years back.

Phrancis

This FEN question is so table-like I felt tempted to try it in SQL, but then I remember SQL sucks @$$ at parsing strings

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:(

do it anyways

Helka Homba

@Geobits Pretty detailed. Impressive

Geobits

It turned out better than expected. It's not hard if you have patience, though, since it's really just an outline. Doing fancy stuff is probably beyond me.

Helka Homba

1:50 AM

What tool(s) did you use?

Geobits

A tiny saw and a paring knife. Traced the design on first, then cut it out.

Downgoat