('*&[} %aiK@#\'J534;!./4(%2
R5"9;(!#+%2'[12,24].tr('!-;
','a-z ')<<?,).each_char do
|c|$><<c;sleep (1.0)/20;end

import java.util.Scanner;
public class is_it_like_this{
    Scanner sc;
    public static void troll(){
        try{
            String s = sc.nextLine();
        }catch(Exception e){
            troll();
        }
    }
    public static void main(String[] args){
        sc = new Scanner(System.in);
        troll();
    }
}

kill: invalid signal number: -4.5

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ sleep 10000
^Z
zsh: suspended  sleep 10000
llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ kill -11 %1
[1]  + segmentation fault  sleep 10000

Java:

1 bit: boolean
8 bits: byte
16 bits: short
32 bits: integer
64 bits: long

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby looksImportant.rb
> um?
Analyzing files
Analyzing data
Activating algorithm 9
Accessing files
Hacking into databases
Executing function 1
Deriving data
Controlling IP 38.135.163.147
Analyzing IP addresses
Accessing files
Deriving hackable IPs
Executing algorithm 0
Deriving data
Activating function 4
Finding formulas
Searching for files
Hacking IP 101.13.171.155
Hacking successful!

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby rsent.rb
The giant orange dog drank the computer.

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby jspre.rb
llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ cat jspre.rb
llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ...

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby special\ numbers.rb
um hello
hi?
0, and that's all
what
llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ wait what happened

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ wait what happened
wait: job not found: what

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby special\ numbers.rb
123
456
131, 151, 181, 191, 313, 353, 373, 383, and that's all
789

for x in ((gets.chomp.to_i)..(gets.chomp.to_i))
  print x.to_s + ', ' if x.to_s == x.to_s.reverse and isPrime(x)[0]
end
puts 'and that\'s all'

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby special\ numbers.rb
0
100
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and that's all
okay

def isPrime i
  prime=true
  badnum=0
  i=i.to_i
  (2...(Math.sqrt i)).each do|x|
    if i% x==0 then prime=false
      badnum=x
      break
    end
  end
  return prime, badnum
end

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby mylang.rb
prog: (funcname8)FUNCNAMEfuncname
begin: {}
{"funcname"=>"8"}
{"funcname"=>"8"}
prog: 8
begin: {"funcname"=>"8"}
8
{"funcname"=>"8"}
{"funcname"=>"8"}
{"funcname"=>""}
end: {"funcname"=>""}
{"funcname"=>""}
{"funcname"=>""}
prog:
begin: {"funcname"=>""}
mylang.rb:62:in `parse': Generic error (Exception)
	from mylang.rb:53:in `parse'
	from mylang.rb:75:in `<main>'

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby pi2.rb
hi
0.2E1
how are you
llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ okay

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby pi2.rb
100
0.271828182845904523541394574723316060047757203600331189165145278713656889878086281181305125124179271000800655656519668938427350076806931888240263631590791348655317558460427221504533213120369484712371897704802923967955588560374837998732555771101054017451895311394736662555315939358446630576656747339808906373526905486066822420806458659330645017744696385848652091526121544960229104487719685938336328748590149097585100698542828308910564522140629266503555010204859E1

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby pi3.rb
Enter a number: no
Prime!
what???
Enter a number: you can't tell me what to do
Prime!
Enter a number: THAT WASN'T EVEN A NUMBER
Prime!
Enter a number: liar
Prime!
Enter a number: 10
Divisible by 2 (5)
Enter a number: 9
Prime!
Enter a number: rofl

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby hist.rb
alright so what does this one do
1 |
2 |##
3 |#
4 |###
5 |
6 |
7 |#

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby hist.rb

hist.rb:2:in `<main>': undefined method `[]' for nil:NilClass (NoMethodError)

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby math.rb
6+7=13
correct!
Score: 1 correct | 0 wrong

5-9=-4
correct!
Score: 2 correct | 0 wrong

3*6=18
correct!
Score: 3 correct | 0 wrong

1*6=why am I doing this
wrong!
Score: 3 correct | 1 wrong

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby texttotag.rb
um ok what is this
Spaces between tags? y/n y
[tag:um] [tag:ok] [tag:what] [tag:is] [tag:this]

llama@llama:...misc/oldstuffs/ruby$ ruby simpleinterpret.rb
Enter your name: Knobbers
Hi Knobbers