The Nineteenth Byte

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

18:00

@Optimizer tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackassGenie

Optimizer

underwater breathing but no pressure resistance .. breathing fire without being fireproof at all,

epicTCK

@Optimizer one meter? one meter down is like nothing

Helka Homba

> Thanks for having me over for dinner Jesse. fireburp Whoop, sorry for burning down your house.

Optimizer

@HelkaHomba and himself.

all of his mouth internals are burnt to ashes

Helka Homba

@Optimizer I can already go 1m down easily

Optimizer

18:02

@HelkaHomba and breathe?

wow

Helka Homba

No, just not be crushed by the pressure

So it's not really worth mentioning if it's not any better

Optimizer

@HelkaHomba I am pretty sure no human would get crushed even at 10m at least.

maybe even 50

zyabin101

Why doesn't someone want to be a member on my world of text? ~_~

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Your text is broked.

Helka Homba

@zyabin101 for the record, all that gibberish was not me

Nathan Merrill

18:06

google code jam in 7 hours

flawr

@zyabin101 I'm actively contributing.

aditsu

well, even with just 1m, you're safe from waterboarding

zyabin101

@flawr Who made that gibberish now? >:|

Optimizer

you have no record of who did what?

Helka Homba

@zyabin101 It has religious views I'm not sure I can agree with. "ZYABIN101 OUR ONE TRUE LORD & SAVIOR HAS RISEN"

Alex A.

18:07

@NathanMerrill Woo. Are you doing it in Java?

Optimizer

Assembly

zyabin101

@Optimizer Every character change is anonymous. So no.

Alex A.

@Optimizer Brutal

flawr

@zyabin101 I'm outside of the standard frame

Optimizer

@AlexA. did u see the Dr Strange Punch Man?

Alex A.

18:08

flawr is beyond space, beyond time

FryAmTheEggman

Assembly? That's newfangled garbage, I'll stick to vacuum tubes tyvm.

Easterly Irk

rofl

Alex A.

@Optimizer Oh yes, haha I forgot to respond. Amazing XD

flawr

@AlexA. Quite fitting=)

Alex A.

@FryAmTheEggman Tubes? Those are utter rubbish. I'll stick to vacuuming my carpets.

FryAmTheEggman

18:10

Well, time to go make a new esolang called Vacuum.

Fatalize

@FryAmTheEggman It will suck

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FryAmTheEggman

XD

Fatalize

(not too proud of that, please ignore)

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Please make that the description. Vacuum, the language that really sucks!

Alex A.

@Fatalize I can't ignore that. It made me lol.

zyabin101

18:11

I'm clearing the gibberish by pasting space squares.

Alex A.

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Vacuum may suck but it's also great and cleans all things.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@zyabin101 I made a nice javascript function that allows you to put large amounts of text into the field

Alex A.

zyabin101

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You hack YWOT, right?

It's bad.

flawr

@zyabin101 ~~Have you been at -4,1?~~ someone ruined it.

PhiNotPi

18:12

Either A) it has the cleanest code, or B) its code is comprised solely of dirt taken from other places.

zyabin101

Only I am able to put large amounts of text into the field.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@zyabin101 It's javascript

FryAmTheEggman

All these jokes about it are making me want to make it for real. Maybe it'll be a 2D language where there are "vacuum" chars that pull the rest of the source code up to them and execute other characters as operations?

flawr

And always gets pulled to the neighbourhood where there is the most source code?

Anonymous

Cool, make general relativity dictate how your code functions

flawr

18:14

And picks up speed like in race track?

Anonymous

That won't be hard at all

Alex A.

Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It" Motivational Speech (Original Video)

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PhiNotPi

The source code is a 2D map of a room's floor, and the instruction pointer is a Roomba.

FryAmTheEggman

0 code written and it's already got massive feature creep.

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Anonymous

We've transcended OOP. Now we aren't writing classes to represent real-world stuff, we're writing programming languages.

flawr

18:15

@PhiNotPi And there is a cat that can decide to sit on top or to flip it over.

PhiNotPi

@flawr More specifically, Schrödinger's cat.

Alex A.

flawr

Alex A.

@flawr haha I've seen that video

@flawr good god

Fatalize

@flawr appropriate music

Anonymous

18:17

Roomba Death Match – Happy Hour #1

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flawr

Omg this is getting ridiculous

zyabin101

Thanks for cleaning yourworldoftext.com/~zyabin101

flawr

Helka Homba

strawpoll.me/7380007

Anonymous

Idea: attach one of those 4chan guns to a roomba

zyabin101

18:18

Who cleaned it?

flawr

@zyabin101 Did you see my coordinates?

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba What's a water cooker?

Fatalize

Never tasted some baked water?

zyabin101

@flawr Yup.

flawr

@zyabin101 Did you follow the praise?

zyabin101

18:19

@AlexA. A typo.

Helka Homba

@AlexA. The food is sealed in plastic and brought to the exact temp you want it

Anonymous

My cat is whining because I'm not sitting in a position where she can get in my lap

Helka Homba

Way more precise than an oven or stovetop

Alex A.

@Mego Bend to your cat's will

zyabin101

For record, who did clean yourworldoftext.com/~zyabin101? :/

Anonymous

18:21

She has decided laying down pressed up against my leg is good enough

Helka Homba

@zyabin101 Is there a way to select blocks of text?

zyabin101

@HelkaHomba Nope.

But I and only I can paste text.

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba I'm not that into the idea of VR. If I wanted to be that disconnected from reality I could just do a bunch of psychedelic drugs.

Anonymous

@AlexA. I'm just waiting for SAO (minus the death) to be a thing

Alex A.

wazzat

Helka Homba

18:25

@AlexA. Same here, but I bet our grandparents said the same thing about tv.

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba Perhaps. My grandparents don't do anything but watch TV these days. :P

Anonymous

@AlexA. Sword Art Online. Solid anime, you'd enjoy it I think.

Alex A.

I'm not big into anime. I don't really seek it out; I usually just watch it if my girlfriend has it on.

Helka Homba

Pokemon was the first and last anime I got extremely into

Anonymous

The premise is, 1000 people sign into a VR MMO (full immersion, you are completely in the game, you can't move your body while it's active), and discover that 1) they can't log out until the final boss is beaten, and 2) if they die in the game, they die in real life

Fatalize

18:28

Would suck to have Leeroy Jenkins signing to this

FryAmTheEggman

At least he'd always have chicken.

Alex A.

@Mego So like The Matrix?

Anonymous

@AlexA. Sort of, yeah. Only it's a game.

Anonymous

It's definitely heavily influenced/inspired by The Matrix

Alex A.

Wasn't there an animated version of The Matrix?

FryAmTheEggman

18:30

The animatrix was like a collection of shorts related to the Matrix IIRC

Anonymous

NO

Helka Homba

@Mego What if the final boss is actually another group of 1000 people facing the same problem?

Alex A.

@Mego uh ?

Helka Homba

(spoilers)

Anonymous

@AlexA. There is only 1 Matrix movie. Nothing animated.

Alex A.

18:31

@Mego There are 3 Matrix movies

Anonymous

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Reloaded and Revolutions except for drinking game purposes

Alex A.

It's a trilogy

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Any thoughts on this before I post it? meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/2140/…

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba Plot twist: The final boss is overcoming their own insecurities and learning to accept themselves for who they are.

Anonymous

The best drinking game I've come up with/heard of for The Matrix is drink on "Mr. Anderson"

Helka Homba

18:32

@AlexA. Mego - g ≈ Neo. He's just embarrassed.

Alex A.

haha

aditsu

@AlexA. see xkcd.com/566

Optimizer

Meo

OH

Anonymous

Decent amount of drinking to enjoy the first movie, second movie makes you drink just enough to get through it, and then you get plastered at the end of Revolutions

Alex A.

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I like it

@aditsu XD amazing

Optimizer

18:34

chat supports text-align:right CSS!

aditsu

> crash wham ow! ow!

FryAmTheEggman

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I was hoping the C preprocessor did that expansion but I couldn't find a way to do it :(

Nathan Merrill

@AlexA. nope, python

Helka Homba

@Optimizer Meow

Optimizer

                                                                                                                               Haha

Alex A.

18:34

@NathanMerrill Oh, for whatever reason I thought you were super Java dude

Nathan Merrill

I do love Java

but I love Python more

Alex A.

Nice, didn't know.

Helka Homba

@AlexA. The identity of Super Java Dude is still a mystery I'm pretty sure

Anonymous

@NathanMerrill Stockholm Syndrome?

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba Could be Geobits.

Helka Homba

18:36

Nah. Too obvious

Anonymous

I don't think Geobits likes anything

Anonymous

I sort of get that feeling from his avatar

FryAmTheEggman

Faster than a speeding interface, able to leap tall classes in a single bound

Alex A.

I'm pretty sure he likes his son

Anonymous

Not sure why though

Helka Homba

18:36

@AlexA. Nah. Too obvious

Anonymous

Minibits is a person, not a thing :P

aditsu

he likes downvoting

Alex A.

haha

Optimizer

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Would adding the c tag work?

Alex A.

18:37

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Yes

And parsing

Anonymous

Isn't there a SEDE query for finding who has posted the most answers in each language?

Helka Homba

@Optimizer How are you doing this?

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba s/How/Why/

Optimizer

@HelkaHomba Doing what?

Alex A.

@Mego Not to my knowledge. Parsing out the language name is a chore, especially in SQL.

aditsu

18:38

@HelkaHomba lots of vodka, antibiotics, and the space bar

Alex A.

People use all kinds of garbage formatting in headers

Optimizer

@aditsu space bars are tasty

Anonymous

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ You should wait like 20 minutes to post it so that I can FGITW the Python answer :P

Optimizer

specially the Mars one

Alex A.

@aditsu Uh I don't even what

Helka Homba

18:38

@aditsu Well the first two go without saying for Optimizer

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Mego Haha, Haha, Haha, No.

It's too late anyway.

flawr

@AlexA. Do you know YOB?

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Almost everytime I post a challenge, I get like 2-3 upvotes in the first minute.

Optimizer

CSS

Alex A.

@flawr Nope

@DrG I recommend editing the title because a "C-array" sounds like a specific thing, but what you mean is a "C Array"

or "C-style Array"

IMO anyway

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

18:42

Good point. It's in the grace period, so it's a trivial change.

flawr

@AlexA. I just discovered that I already have one of their albums=)

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Q: Expand a C array

In the C programming language, arrays are defined like this: int foo[] = {4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42}; //Foo implicitly has a size of 6 The size of the array is inferred from the initializing elements, which in this case is 6. You can also write a C array this way, explicitly sizing it then def...

Alex A.

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Granted, it'd be a trivial change regardless

aditsu

the short name should be @DrGre

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@aditsu But, @DrGre's dead! He's locked inside my basement!

Helka Homba

18:43

strawpoll.me/7380324

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Dennis could you make it so that the output for TIO does not wrap to the next line?

Dennis

What's the alternative? Horizontal scrolling?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yeah

aditsu

@HelkaHomba you should make it multiple-choice

and add more things

Dennis

Not a big fan of horizontal scrolling tbh. When is the wrap-around a problem?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

18:45

retina.tryitonline.net/…

Helka Homba

@aditsu too late

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

I got a 30 inch 2K monitor for free, but It's not working yet. Hopefully I can fix it.

flawr

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Capacitors?

zyabin101

Look in X: 2 Y: 1 of yourworldoftext.com/~zyabin101. Who did the long d string now? >:|

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know a whole lot about how monitors work.

flawr

18:48

@zyabin101 Guess.

Optimizer

@HelkaHomba you need a new ~~goat~~ user name

Dennis

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Just zoom out. :P I could add a checkbox to toggle the CSS.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Dennis that would be nice :D

zyabin101

@flawr ಠ_ಠ

Easterly Irk

@flawr ಠ_ಠ

much much ಠ_ಠ

flawr

18:53

@EasterlyIrk -1,-5

PhiNotPi

@zyabin101 I've been casually watching that page, and it looks like you're fighting a losing battle.

zyabin101

ಠ_ಠ My world of text isn't a church.

Easterly Irk

@zyabin101 I was cleaning the 'd's. also, @flawr seems to be trolling...

Anonymous

And now my cat is attacking the air

Easterly Irk

nice

my cat is attacking my shirt

mbomb007

18:59

@MartinBüttner How do I convert unary to decimal in Retina? I'm getting ten times what I should be: retina.tryitonline.net/…

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