@Geobits hai, i watch

@AlexA. 9.7th graders*

^

^

Actually... all of my friends and I are pretty close to 9.7th graders, haha

Rounds to 10th grade.

I'm guessing flesch-kincaid

Most of the way through the 9th grade school year

@AlexA. Only 9 if you use the stupid floor function... >.<

@Doorknob Oh, that's right, you're 15. I keep forgetting; thinking you're grown

Careful, if we raise the reading level too much, Doorknob won't be allowed to read it.

@ZachGates He has grown. Grown more beautiful, I mean.

@Maltysen I'm using the one Undo linked here:

(That post is a good read, by the way)

@El'endiaStarman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

@El'endiaStarman #awkward

@El'endiaStarman <3

@AlexA. capital 3

*capitol

^

@AlexA. Elendia is less than 3?

El'endia = Minibits.

@EasterlyIrk ("capitol" actually isn't correct here, was yolk)

> 'Elendia' < 3
< false

@MyHamDJ Apparently not ^

irb(main):001:0> "El'endia" < 3
ArgumentError: comparison of String with 3 failed
	from (irb):1:in `<'
	from (irb):1
	from /usr/bin/irb:11:in `<main>'

This is how a sane language does it. :P

yay math bronze

\o/

\o@

@o/

@Maltysen how do you get the first item of an list if it exists?

@Maltysen congrats!

@KennyLau In what language?

pyth

h

h

@KennyLau h

whoah

triple ninja'd

@KennyLau what should be returned if it doesn't exist?

idk what you mean by "if it exists"

ninja'd

.xhQ[default value]

[] -> (nothing)

do you mean like a or?

what is "nothing"?

["hi"] -> "hi"

@Doorknob Baby "don't" hurt me

Don't hurt "me"

@AlexA. No "more"

@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "don't"

._.

( ._ʖ.)

@KennyLau (but really, what is "nothing"? Pyth doesn't have a "nothing" value)

@AlexA. that is a little disturbing

^

i think i got it thanks @Doorknob @Maltysen @AlexA. @Downgoat

unicode abuse eleven

@KennyLau no thanks for me :(

goat rekt

@KennyLau My pleasure

@Downgoat No soup for you :P

NO SOUP FOR GOAT CONFIRMADO?!

:'(

No, we don't cater to goats.

unless with human supervision

@Doorknob It should

@Doorknob well technically there is None

Is there such thing as a loaded statement?

A persuasive statement portrayed as a fact?

you mean like this?: "you stopped beating your wife"

Yeah like

"Hey Joe, I see you've stopped beating your wife."

nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/…

anyone who speaks J here?

@KennyLau I speak ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklnopqrstuvwxyz

lol

@Downgoat so you speak in all caps?

@Maltysen see update

@Maltysen How to golf this? sm*d/<Q=hZd

what type of input is Q?

I feel like the <Q=hZ is too lengthy

a string

try using enumerate

s=concat(), m=map(lambda d,sequence), /=#occurences(str,str), <=prefix(str,num)

enumerate?

wait

ah ok

*d/d is the same as @d

s.e@b<Qhk

is this correct? @KennyLau

@??

without the @ they have the same number of characters

Which @?

wait aren't you counting the number of occurences of d

and multiplying by d

where d is a single-character string

s.e@<Qhkb

is that right?

which @?

the third one?

yeah

is s.e@b<Qhk right?

/ <str> <str> Count occurrences of B in A.

yes it is

yeah @b just gets you all ocrruences of b in the string for single char b

what does @ mean at all?

oh ok

for multiple len seqs it does setwise intersecition

in python same as & on sets

thanks :)

Maltysen for taking out two bytes

Why would @"ab""abcaabbc" produce "abaabb"?

wait huge golf

whaaaaaaaaaaat

down to 6 char

s@VQ._

boom

What the brainfuck?

._ gives sucessive prefixes

on implicit input

@Maltysen ._.

what does @V even mean

@KennyLau then I vectorize intersection on the prefixes

with the input string

and then sum all the intersections

wtb

its still your algorithm, just shifted around and really short

...

credits to Maltysen for taking off 5 bytes

to understand V trying using +V @KennyLau

like +V[1 2 3 5)[4 7 8 3)

I think I get it, thanks.

Congrats!

Getting really close to Electorate too...

@Mego Nice, PPCG has officially take your soul

RDFOTD

@MyHamDJ This seems like a fantastic idea. I'll have to try it sometime.

@Doorknob are you mad of brass? ^^^

@Dennis RDFOTD?

RabDabFactOfTheDay

Random Doorknob Fact Of The Day

oh okay

@Mego is that because penguins don't have souls?

@Maltysen I guess the lack of a soul comes with flightlessness

ah true

@Mego you can do that?

you can't make money off of something worthless :P

Entire industries are built on the opposite premise.

@Dennis oh like JavaScript

ninja'd

oh

@Doorknob That post and the answers. This is one of those times where I'm glad that we have a Q/A format instead of a blog/comment format.

CheddarTypedLiteral {
  Index: 8,
  _Tokens:
   [ CheddarLiteral { Index: 4, _Tokens: [ 'Test' ] },
     CheddarAnyLiteral {
       Index: 8,
       _Tokens: [ CheddarNumberToken { Index: 8, _Tokens: [ 10, 0, '123' ] } ] } ] }

\o/ I reinvented the wheel!

I should post that on the code reviewer's chat and see what happens

@Downgoat your spaces are weird

@Mego if you upvote enough of my answers within the next 10 minutes you will get a free 1000 rep boost :P

</scam>

@Mego if you upvote my answers, my nigerian prince relative will give you 100,000 nigerian reputation

@Doorknob: That said, one thing I noted from the answer where they analyzed other pieces of text around Meta is that the average reading level does seem to be roughly around 9. In that sense, the PPCG welcome post is just fine. Also, I put effort into making it clear and to-the-point, which I think will help more than lowering its reading level.

but he needs a little rep to access his SE account first

@Maltysen In the form of a bounty, right?

@Maltysen only giv ssn, home adres, credit card info, and all pasword

@Downgoat aslo scret avocad juic fuormla

pls no, avocad juic furmula is tap secrit.

no wrroy, it olny uesd by nigerian FBI, they aslo vrey tap scert

@Maltysen y nigerian FBI ned tap secrit avocad fermula

brb tri pswd

@Mego whre avocad juic farmlua?

@Maltysen wil giv, brb

@Downgoat fur runign avocadOS fur tap sceret jQuery nigerian prince scams halping peaples

@Maltysen ok, avocad juic fermula is udner juicr, pls giv reps in thirtee minuit maks

@Mego ok than here 100,000K nigerian rep = .4 SE rep rounds to 0

@Downgoat ^ i gave to you too, vry gut servce < 5 minuet

@Maltysen ;-;

@Maltysen avocad/10 vry grat servic, pls covnrt 2 zimbabwe rep

en zimbabwe rep it 100 millun

o wow, tank fer hilps

Only this room can go from the Electorate badge to recieving rep from a Nigerian prince's FBI fer tap secrit avocad juic fermula

@Downgoat tap secrit

see update

@Mego too late to edit

what's the best way to get the largest substring in a string that is in an array?

Is it possible to do this in something better than O(n^2) time?

@Mego congrats on the Electorate badge (when you get it)!

\o/

I haven't voted for #2 and #3 yet... I should decide on that soon

are you one of them?

I'm voting for: 1. Martin 2. I don't know 3. I don't know

@Maltysen

Hmm, should I vote for a bird with flight or without... :P

cuz you replace the first element of N with "d" and print it, then print the original N again

strings are immutable

whaaaaaaaat

...

just like in Python

so I have to chop it?

for what?

if I want to replace

no, just assign the value to N again

...

oh ok thanks

or better, use augmented assignment

oh ok

"=Xd0\dN" ?

yeah I think

All the candidates are so qualified, I don't know which one to pick ;-;

Me me me me me! :P (I kid.)

^ Good way to put it.

wheeldecide.com

Ok, I got Dennis and Elendia

wheeldecide.com/…

@Dennis Thanks :)

@Downgoat I just got Mego, Doorknob, and myself, in that order. :P

I got only one of my three choices.

Same.

I keep getting Alex and Mego on the wheel so I guess I'll be voting for them for now

I'd vote for all the candidates because they are all great, so I needed to use the wheel to narrow down my choices

Did he ever nominate himself?

He's a high-profile member of the community.

you did not miss me withdrawing?

nobody wants me as a mod :'(

@Optimizer I'd vote for you as a mod!

(if the RNG lands on you)

i'd vote for the llamaMartin as a mod

@Downgoat downvote, right? Couldn't expect upvote from a Downgoat

I can upvote, I just can't up_goat_

@Maltysen wat.

up town goat it up

girls hit goats, hallelujah

that came out really weird >_<

Does anyone know what the 3-Pin IC footprint thing is called

@Maltysen .___.

oh

Optimizer is llama sock of Martin?!?!

@Downgoat But don't you have the userscript?

Hello

@MarsUltor yeah

@zyabin101 hi

@Downgoat Can't you change the userscript to goat mode to upgoat?

oh, yeah, but it keeps getting reset every so often

I don't know why

The userscript?

yeah, all the userscript's settings

Someone broke it

vihanb:~/workspace $ node test.js
'!=='

this is the first time I've written JS and it worked on the first try

the worst one I've heard is:

> Let's eat goat

commas people!

I'm not sure how much better "Let's eat, goat." is.

@El'endiaStarman At least it isn't like eating a goat. It's like eating with a goat.

^

@Mego ಠ_ಠ

My table manners are perfectly fine. eats entire plate as a whole

@Mego ??

@Mego the goat simulator goat is the only goat dumber than Chatgoat

Russel?

10/10 would trampoline again

i have seen goats defy gravity and climb up a vertical cliff

really?

llamas can't do that..

:(

in real life!

^^ Proof goats are the best artiodactylas

GoatSim's physics are just about as realistic as Chatgoat's chance of passing the Turing test

._. I cannot argue with that

@Downgoat s/change of passing/score on the/

You can't measure physics in percentages

@Mego I was just about to question your use of the word "suck" when it came to using trampolines. Then I got it.

@Mego No, I just got to see a goat using a trampoline awesomely first, then the real-life sucky one. :P

@Mego Oh, right. It's got a fictional chance though

@El'endiaStarman In real-life I am great at trampolining

@Downgoat down wards trampolining

g'night, all!

@Mego but complex is the opposite of real, not the opposite of realistic

@Mego TIL goat simulator uses complex numbers often in its physics

@NewMainPosts this level of shamelessness in outsourcing, o_O

Should have been code-trolling

we should write one that has lifetime of universe runtimes just for kicks and watch him get fired when he hands it in to his boss

If that wasn't burninated

@Maltysen What do you mean? Just make the logins accept any value :P

Also, 0/10 no winning criteria

@MarsUltor ooooh, nice idea! and since we'll golf the code, no one will be able to find what we did

@Maltysen Write it in an esolang

one more close vote

> The lowest unique bidder

huh?

Or WLanguage/Oration