@quartata Dennis Internet is the new, golfier Internet.

ಠ_UNK compromise

Make your browsers replace all unknown characters with _UNK

@quartata My DSL is currently down, so it doesn't really matter. Has been for days.

You guys sure like to talk about Marky behind his back.

fak

Poor guy's over there suffering.

@Dennis How are you here, then? Mobile?

I ' m not sure about that.

I'm tethering my phone (LTE) right now, which is fast-ish, but I have to pay per byte.

@Geobits D: I can give him a hug

Pay per byte. D:

@Dennis That's why you're such a good golfer... ;)

If we keep saying _UNK and Geobits updates his chat database, we'll never know if Marky is saying _UNK the error or _UNK the phrase

Good

_UNK

the steam wallet costs money. fak.

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm definitely going to strip any transcripts I give him of _UNK ;)

I ' m sorry @Calvin , I ' m afraid I can ' t let you do that .

@AlexA. o_o

> Roujo is now playing Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

...

We in space now?

@AlexA. Hey, it's not nice to point out his lisp. Besides, he got rid of that.

@AlexA. Hahahaha, I saw that too. :P

right I forgot you're a f2p

@Geobits How about creating a variable named _UNK and, instead of returning a string, return an array of strings and symbols? I don't know the language it's written in, but this should be possible in a sane language, right?

someone will have to gift it

@quartata f2p is the best p

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ

unless you want to have fun in a game other than TF2 :(

We should make a game that blows all other games out of the water.

wait i just realized you dont need css to run css:ds

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What I just did is this: If the output contains _UNK or "I'm not sure ", I feed it back with the previous line inserted as well. Loop up to five tries.

So maybe it will be slightly better for now.

@Geobits Ah, nice!

@quartata wat

@AlexA. It's pretty cool, actually =P

Ah, midnight! That's when unlimited internet starts.

@Dennis it's midnight for you?

if conor is willing to host but doesnt want to play he can run the server

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ if markyMsg == '_UNK': print random.choice(['alex-is-wrong', 'alex-is-very-wrong'])

@Roujo I watched some gameplay from it. Looks hilarious XD

@quartata tell me what to do as long as I don't spend money.

@Cyoce Nice font

@Roujo ty ty

@Calvin'sHobbies Or print "alex-is-"+random.choice(modifier_list)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ get steamcmd

> Marie Bayntoinette

@AlexA. I bought my wife the cat game. She think it looks weird and was surprised that it costs 8$, but then I told her it was from you and she said she'll try it =P

@Roujo Your wife knows who I am? o_O

@quartata Will I have to put down the security for my internet for this?

@AlexA. "Alex from Code Golf told me it was fun"

Also it wasn't from me. I certainly haven't been buying your wife presents. >_>

"Oh, okay then"

@AlexA. <_< what a player

@AlexA. Stick to Julia, Alex

@AlexA. You're the guy who liked our cat. She knows who you are.

Hey, it's close to Valentine's Day.

Yup! I bought someone a rose.

@Roujo s/liked/fucking adored/

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes.

I even had to show my girlfriend

@Dennis cool!

She says Kuma looks perfect, like a little model

Kitty supermodel

@Roujo Cat?

@Calvin'sHobbies Yes. Nice cat. =)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ brb downloading everything

@Dennis good luck :]

@Dennis Why is Internet unlimited at midnight?

It's no wonder you're up so late :P

too bad you can't use python's unpacking operator * like javascript's spread operator ...

Julia has splat ...

@Calvin'sHobbies I'm looking for the pics. Soon.™

coffeescript's splat is weird. they put the ellipsis after the argument. wtf

That's what Julia does

that's so weird

f(x...)

My service provider has a "pack" that gets you unlimited traffic from 00:00 to 06:00 for roughly 35 cents, presumably because their network is underloaded at those hours.

Three pictures, starting from there

@Cyoce I think JavaScript's f(...x) is weird

:O so cute

@Roujo I can't even deal with this picture

@Cyoce It sort of make sense.

"With all members of x..."

There

@AlexA. why? An ellipsis is usually between the initial values and the last

Both f(x...) and f(...x) are ungolfy.

@Roujo English shorthair? Very cute

I would do f(#x)

TIL cats are one of Calvin's hobbies.

@Calvin'sHobbies Scotting Straight, actually. But yeah, his mother is a British Shorthair. =)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why not f(*x)?

@El'endiaStarman I like # because it's not used in JS, but * looks cool too

Glad to hear that. f(*x) is Python. :P

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ but JS already has a splat operator

And it is better than Python's

Understandable

ಠ_ಠ

Python > Java < *

Julia > R > ... > everything else > actual feces > SAS

@AlexA. ... > Python > Java

(although that's not hard) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

I have a feeling that's your new favorite emoticon

O-o

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ... > JavaScript

@AlexA. Yes. I made it ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

@Dennis flags as offensive

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ stars

@Cyoce replies

@Cyoce cancels star

@Dennis abuses dennis powers

@Dennis files mod abuse complaint to modabuse.se

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why flag as offensive when it's true? :P

@Doorknob flags as offensive

@Doorknob JavaScript is at least > Python.

Python > Julia

and JavaScript > Java

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ pretty sure you typo'd the "less than" sign there

@Doorknob get some glasses

Python > everything ever

Except Pytek.

pyth < python > pyth

console doesn't lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are there any non-transitive language relations we can all agree on?

>>> 'JavaScript' > 'Python'
False

@AlexA. She likes it. Yay. =)

@trichoplax What do you mean by non-transitive?

@Doorknob that would mean something if not for the ugly capitalized False

>>> 'Rust' > 'Ruby' > 'Python' > 'JavaScript'
True

hey look, it's accurate :P

@Cyoce That was JS, of course it's biased =P

@Doorknob (and yes, you can do that in Python because Python is awesome)

@Roujo It'd be that in Python too.

JavaScript comes later in the dictionary compared with Java.

@El'endiaStarman Ah, okay. Thanks =)

@Roujo One where A>B and B>C but C>A

So you can get a cycle like A>B>C>A

@Roujo \o/

>>> "Python" is "Python​"
False

>>> x = "Python"
>>> x is x
True

wtf

>>> len("Python​") == 7
True

It's not that Javascript is biased :P

@trichoplax Jelly > R for golfing, R > Java for statistics, Java > Jelly for readability. Cheating, yes, but... :P

@Doorknob I imagined there'd have to be cheating involved :)

Java !> Jelly for readabillity

@AlexA. so we can all agree JavaScript is better than Java

Julia is so great that every statement begins with Julia>?

Yes

Wow

@trichoplax Julia REPL

> "javascript" > "Julia"
true

@Cyoce I know :)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ AW HELL NAW

@Cyoce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ) ( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Even F# agrees. Got it. ^^

@Seadrus ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_‌​ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ‌​_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ

@Cyoce One of two things must be the case: 1.) JavaScript > Java is a universal truth, or 2.) it's a conspiracy between language developers to ensure that the code "JavaScript" > "Java" evaluates to true.

New goal: find a language where "JavaScript" > "Java" is falsy. (Not counting languages like Minkolang where you can't directly compare strings like that.)

Had to resize my browser window to get that screenshot. :P

@Doorknob Is that the tryrust.org or whatever?

play.rust-lang.org

Yeah

I'm real bad at Rust

@El'endiaStarman BATCH is scared:

@AlexA. Even the developers of Java???

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wait...

@Cyoce :3

llama@llama:~$ [[ "JavaScript" > "Java" ]] && echo yes
yes

:~$

llama@llama ?

User llama on the computer named llama

Basically Doorknob is a huge fan of Optimizer

@AlexA. this is fast

Of course, everything > BATCH

@Doorknob What

wait what I meant false

how did I type fast

hahaha

Maybe you were typing too fast...

@trichoplax keyboard fire?

@trichoplax yeah I was probably typing too false

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol that was quick ;)

(I mean fast)

@trichoplax ;) danke

diane's pc

@AlexA. What happened to that identicon??

@trichoplax diane's pc

lol

@AlexA. what is it with your sudden obsession of this picture O_o

@Doorknob _UNK

@AlexA. _UNK is the new goosnargh

> “Goosnargh," said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.

@Dennis "Jelly" == "good" => false

@Dennis "javascript" > "good" -> true

@Cyoce JavaScript is for the greater good?

;D

obligatory

ಠ_ಠ

Straight for the bold-italic, I see.

@Doorknob lol

@Roujo Things must be dealt with swiftly.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ So I should use Swift instead of JS, got it

@Roujo Nಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ!

Even Swift is better than JS.

I'd rather use a language with sane comparison, thank you

^^^

@GamrCorps But... I had nothing against you... :(

"Swift" > "javascript" -> false

@Roujo a sane language in general, really ;)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ And I have nothing against you

Although I'm an ASP.NET dev, so I do JS as well. Wooooo. =P

@Cyoce you had to cheat with case because you know you're wrong ;)

To be fair, I learned Swift before JS

@GamrCorps :(

@GamrCorps Oh, okay, then.

Original user's bias hurts sometimes. My first language was BATCH.

Not easy to defend, so I don't.

My first language was Java. I don't want to defend it

So was mine

Mine was basic, and it's still awesome :P

@Geobits \o/

GOTO as far as the eye can see :)

control flow is a crutch for the weak

obligatory

@Cyoce You have inspired my next language.

My first language was Python, then Java, then Lua, then TI-BASIC.

@GamrCorps ...not a very good list imo

;)

Started with BASIC, then Java, then RPGLE and COBOL, then C# and finally F#

I like Lua, but I never had the time to learn it.

Today I made my first "helpful flag" in almost 4 years.

@Roujo dam son

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Now that I know some decent languages, I agree

I kinda feel bad for breaking the streak.

@PhiNotPi CEEEEL-E-BRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON

@GamrCorps Like what?

@Cyoce It's a pretty diverse path. =P

@Roujo Mine was BASIC, QBASIC, VB6, C, C++, Java, then finally various web stack crap

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Good point

going for all the weird shit

@Cyoce I learned RPGLE and COBOL at school, actually.

@GamrCorps oh I was just asking o-o

@Geobits VB6! Ahhh! =P

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Well that was a good answer as well :P

XD

BATCH, TI-BASIC, HTML, CSS, VBScript, JavaScript, Python (ish), hundreds of various esolangs

I was shouting for a lot of my programming career o_o

The only thing worse than giving us a boring lecture is then making us do a follow-up response wherein we are asked "which point was the most compelling". I could tell you If I hadn't died inside from the boredom

@Cyoce ouch. that bad?

@Cyoce "The point where the professor stopped talking."

@Cyoce The most compelling part was that you were compelled to be there.

^&^^

"xor and xor xor" ?

^&^^ = ^

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

My first was batch, and then objective-c

@PhiNotPi I saw (and handled) that flag. :P

Objective-c is beyond ugly

So is batch.. :P

@Doorknob :/

@Cyoce no; carrot conjunction carrot carrot

@PhiNotPi Gotta say, it was pretty strange to see your name in the flag queue for once

@Quill I personally find objective C to be prettier than c++

I was kinda hoping to get handled by one of the rarer mods, like gnibbler or CJY.

Would that be some kind of achievement? :P

@PhiNotPi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

P.S. I collect mods as a hobby.

(sorry)

@quartata I think Objective-C looks like barf

Wow, he made a 180:

@Doorknob Trust me, I knew.

I've never had a flag handled by them.

@quartata How would you know?

@Geobits !!!

because of the deleted by ... thing

oh oops I'm not supposed to talk in there, am I

:P

Room name should have tipped me off. :P

usually doorknob handles my things

If you guys want to talk to him, he's in Beep Boop too. go away is my quiet little testing area.

nods

Oh, okay.