The Nineteenth Byte

Roujo

1:00 AM

@Quill I'd rather not say =P

El'endia Starman

Hmmm...I was hoping to be productive today.

Alex A.

Everyone should check out Distance. Normally I don't like driving games, but this is really unique and tons of fun.

Quill

@Roujo over 1k?

Roujo

@Quill Oh yes.

Alex A.

@El'endiaStarman productivity status-declined After all, you're in here. :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:01 AM

YOU OUGHTA NOW BY NOW ...

Roujo

@Quill Jokes aside, I've spent about 1k on gifts, almost 2k on games. >_>

Over the years, mind you

But still

That's like 3 cats.

El'endia Starman

@AlexA. Oooh, looks like fun. Bit more than I want to spend at the moment.

Quill

I've spent nearly that

quartata

@El'endiaStarman I'd play a game with bots first.

El'endia Starman

Have you played Trackmania (2)?

quartata

1:02 AM

It'll help you out a bit.

Roujo

Good, high-grade, top quality, very fluffy cats.

TimmyD

@Roujo Found my purchase history and copy-pasted to Excel. $841, but it only goes back to 2011 and it doesn't count things that I purchased outside of Steam but use through Steam (like Skyrim)

Quill

Alright, I'm going to do some work now

Roujo

@TimmyD Yeah, it doesn't count Humble Bundles and such, either.

Doorknob

hey have I ever told this chatroom about this one neat game that I've played

:P

Roujo

1:03 AM

Well I just lost at this one game I'm playing, yes.

Thanks for that. =P

TimmyD

@Roujo Oh. Oooohhhhh. Oh. :-/

Roujo

@TimmyD Yup, pretty much my feeling. =P

I mean, I've used my games a bunch, so it's not exactly money wasted

Alex A.

@El'endiaStarman Understandable. I think it goes on sale occasionally so you could keep an eye out for it there. If you do decide to pursue it at some point, note that it comes highly recommended by me. :)

Roujo

Plus, I've spent more than than on nights out with my friends over the same period. Only difference is that I don't keep receipts for that long =P

TimmyD

It's true - I've definitely gotten entertainment value out of them.

Alex A.

1:05 AM

@Roujo Have you played the game where you play as a cat and the objective is to wreck shit?

quartata

@El'endiaStarman A few things to note: 1. always buy armor no matter what 2. the bots talk a lot listen to what they say

TimmyD

I just need to, y'know, play more of the ones that I've already purchased, installed, and then uninstalled without playing to make room for the new ones

quartata

@AlexA. catlateral damage?

love that game

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Now listening to: Let it Rock, by Nightcore

Roujo

@AlexA. I haven't. Do tell. =)

Alex A.

1:06 AM

@quartata I haven't played it but my girlfriend loves it.

@Roujo store.steampowered.com/app/329860

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

DAT GAME

Alex A.

> Catlateral Damage is a first-person destructive cat simulator where you play as a cat on a rampage, knocking as much stuff onto the ground as possible.

Yep, that about sums it up.

Roujo

@AlexA. My wife will love you when I show her this. I'm gifting it to her. =D

Alex A.

\o/

Roujo

Then again, this is why the amount spent is so high to being with, isn't it =P

Alex A.

1:11 AM

Yeah mayyyyyybe

Roujo

@TimmyD Planetside 2 was sooo much fun.

TimmyD

Was?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

IF YOU.STATUS == STATUS.NOTBUSY THEN PLAY TF2.MANNPOWER

Roujo

I have 230 hours on Steam, and that doesn't count the hours spent before the game was on Steam =)

@TimmyD Well I've stopped playing, but I'm sure it's still fun ^^

Quill

oh btw, steam groups have steam chat rooms

quartata

1:15 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ew mannpower

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata ಠ_ಠ

It's so much fun

Sometimes

El'endia Starman

@AlexA. I'm definitely interested. I'll put it on my wish list. Plus, I'm concerned my laptop's video capabilities aren't quite enough to handle it. :P

Alex A.

@El'endiaStarman That's definitely a possibility. My laptop runs a lot of things really well, but I have to turn the graphics quality way down to be able to play Distance. :/ When I play it, I play it on my girlfriend's computer.

Roujo

@quartata ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alex A.

@Roujo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Roujo

1:18 AM

@AlexA. [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) intensifies]

El'endia Starman

@AlexA. Prime example of game I like but can't play because of graphics: Shattered Horizon.

It's an FPS IN SPACE.

Alex A.

I haven't heard of that one

Roujo

Me neither, sound interesting

Alex A.

Looks cool :O

Doorknob

Nethack doesn't even require a graphics card!

El'endia Starman

1:19 AM

I was able to play it a little on my brother's desktop several years ago. It's quite fun.

Quill

you guys are missing out in this intense emote battle

El'endia Starman

Well, so long as you don't mind the lack of a well-defined up/down.

Alex A.

Hm. Things like that can make me pretty nauseous...

El'endia Starman

heh heh heh, might wanna avoid it, then

Calvin's Hobbies

Anyone for curve fever while my dough rises? -> curvefever.com/…

El'endia Starman

1:21 AM

You can orient yourself to asteroids/rocks, though.

Doorknob

@Calvin'sHobbies is this the one that requires Flash? Yes, yes it is :/

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Melody Circus by Savant

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies What are you making?

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ nightcore is cool

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

yeah!

Calvin's Hobbies

1:23 AM

@AlexA. Pizza!

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies With a freshly made crust? Sounds wonderful.

Quill

Alex A.

I'll be there in a couple minutes.

Maltysen

@Calvin'sHobbies are you actually gonna put the poll winner on it?

Doorknob

@Quill wat

Calvin's Hobbies

1:25 AM

@Maltysen I would but I don't have all the ingredients

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies What are you putting on it? I can bring some stuff when I come.

Maltysen

@AlexA. are you visiting calvin irl?

Calvin's Hobbies

@AlexA. Not totally decided. Probly mushrooms, basil, tomatoes.

@Maltysen not afaik o.O

Alex A.

@Maltysen Well, he's making pizza, so I'll find a way.

TanMath

Hey guys!

Geobits

1:27 AM

How's it been?

fine, and you?

@Doorknob steam chat

Long time no see.

yes...

I have been too busy with college stuff...

Quill

help @tanmath, they have me hostage

Maltysen

1:29 AM

@Quill only till the soul stealing is over

TanMath

@Quill me unties you

Quill

@TanMath back for some more golfing?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath In college, or finding one?

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ in college...

@Quill yeah...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath Oh. Good luck!

TanMath

1:31 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have been there are a long time you know... is that good luck like in general or something?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath Good luck in general, but specifically with what you've been dealing with ^_^

Quill

just picked up FireWatch :-D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill Is it too hot? OHHH SICK BURN

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ thanks! I just had my first set of exams during last week and this week

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath ouch! you think you did okay?

TanMath

1:32 AM

yeah

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ your jokes sure are on fire

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Indeed!

Calvin's Hobbies

Mini-prediction-challenge: What crazy features will be in HTML7?

El'endia Starman

Number of games I own on Steam: 51.

Yes, I bought the Counter-Strike package.

Alex A.

\o/

@Calvin'sHobbies _UNK

Doorknob

1:36 AM

Number of games I own on Steam: 0

@AlexA. um, the HTML standard mentions nothing about PHP >.<

Geobits

@Calvin'sHobbies <marky>Are you a butterfly?</marky>

Alex A.

@Doorknob Neither did I

Doorknob

hahaha

Quill

you've got to at least delete the history

RikerW

@Calvin'sHobbies <golf> tag, as <golf lang="jelly">code here</golf> Auto-golfs code by automated dennis clone.

Calvin's Hobbies

1:38 AM

@RikerW So ppcg will be obsolete? :/

Quill

:2751605 a calendar element. more support for custom elements.

@RikerW DennisBot2000

Start the kickstarter now

Calvin's Hobbies

Wonder if everything will be https by then

Quill

there'll be no more geolocation in http then too

Downgoat

@Quill I will only fund DennisBot2000 once it's golfed to DennisBot2e3

RikerW

@Downgoat yeah, the vote buttons are completely gone.

Calvin's Hobbies

1:42 AM

@Quill hmm? google maps is https and knows my location

Downgoat

@RikerW does the question happen to be locked?

RikerW

Nope.

Quill

@Calvin'sHobbies google are turning off geolocation for normal http

Downgoat

@RikerW that doesn't happen to me, do you have a link to such a post?

RikerW

in a mo

Calvin's Hobbies

1:46 AM

Heh, the guy who runs the "My Location" homeowner's association in the Philippines knows how to get lots of free advertising

Downgoat

Oh wow someone actually answered my incredibly weird question on bio.se

Doorknob

@Calvin'sHobbies evil genius, haha

New Main Posts

2:01 AM

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Q: Expand shorthand increasing integer sequences

Given an input of a list of numbers in the format of a shorthand increasing integer sequence, output the sequence in full. Shorthand increasing integer sequence format works by finding every number n with fewer digits than the number preceding it, m. With d as the number of digits in n, the last...

code-golf

TanMath

0

A: Patch the Image

Python with OpenCV OpenCV has a function called inpaint. There are two types of inpainting used, I will use the Fast Marching Method. According to the documentation, the algorithm works like this: Consider a region in the image to be inpainted. Algorithm starts from the boundary of this regi...

Doorknob

@NewMainPosts Thought it would be easy, but seven bytes in like 5 minutes? O_o

Dennis

Most time was spent verifying the test cases. :P

RikerW

Thomas Kwa

@Dennis Well done on the behavior on mismatched array lengths. I didn't think it would be this useful.

RikerW

2:08 AM

@Downgoat ^

Dennis

This is how it works in CJam. I was dubious myself when aditsu implemented it this way, but it can be very useful on occasions.

Eridan

@Downgoat And you thought of this how exactly?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

\o/

RikerW

^

Quill

2:25 AM

Scanty & Kneesocks Theme - I Want You (With Lyrics)

►

Downgoat

2:37 AM

@RikerW link to the post?

quartata

@AlexA. We should make a Friday Night Counter-Strike room and set up an event thingy

El'endia Starman

I'm up for that.

Quill

@quartata sounds good

GO or Source?

Alex A.

@quartata Eh. I think at this point there are still few enough of us that we can just coordinate in here and/or in the sauna's chat.

But I like the idea of a Friday night CS game.

quartata

ok

@Quill source.

Quill

2:40 AM

34 secs ago, by Alex A.

But I like the idea of a Friday night CS game.

yeah, alex is right

FOR A CHANGE ;p

quartata

whoever has the best internet can host

Alex A.

fak

Quill

*find a server

Alex A.

Would we not do a private game rather than join a server?

Quill

maybe, I guess

there's probably empty servers around

quartata

2:42 AM

I do have port forwarding for source set up but then you'd have to deal with 200+ ping

Alex A.

I have no idea what that means

quartata

my internet is 2 down .5 up. you'd have a bad time.

ideally someone on the west coast should host so @Quill doesn't have to deal with terrible latency

Quill

I'll get terrible latency anyway

Alex A.

What is 2 down .5 up? These words you keep using.

Quill

2mb download speed

.5mb upload speed

Alex A.

2:45 AM

Oh

El'endia Starman

Well, I'm on the east coast. Someone's gotta have terrible latency. :P

quartata

@Quill whats your interp

Quill

@AlexA. you can host things on a server, a port is an identifier that lets a program connect to a specific part of that server. Usually specific programs have their own port, but most of them let you set custom ports

@quartata idk I'm at work atm

Doorknob

in Nethack, it doesn't matter how much latency you have (not to mention it's virtually nonexistent because ASCII) :P

Quill

lol

quartata

2:46 AM

@El'endiaStarman I play on east coast servers all the time and latency is ok

@Doorknob actually i have been getting shit latency on NAO recently

Quill

I've played with people overseas and my ping is usually bearable. I'll guess I'll see

@quartata with ssh?

HOLY MOLY.

@AlexA. WAT

2:47 AM

@AlexA. fuuuuu

Alex A.

I don't think it's usually that good

El'endia Starman

My internet is about the same as quartata's, I think.

Doorknob

@AlexA. O_o O_o

Quill

mine is usually 1mb down .1 up

quartata

@AlexA. k youre hosting

Alex A.

2:47 AM

Haha okay

Quill

lol

quartata

ill teach you how later

Alex A.

hahaha

Maltysen

@AlexA. why is that a B+?

Alex A.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quill

2:48 AM

Anyway, to finish your question: port forwarding is when you host a server to public ip

quartata

@Doorknob yes with ssh

Doorknob

@quartata weird

Alex A.

@Quill Thanks for the explanation!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Quill

np

Alex A.

2:49 AM

That upload speed tho

Quill

El'endia Starman

WHAT.

quartata

ive been playing on the nethack4 public server instead

Quill

I got higher upload speed in Japan than I got download speed

Alex A.

@Quill hahahahaha grade F

quartata

2:50 AM

holy fuck you people and your data center-grade internet

El'endia Starman

Alex A.

Aw, F+

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ O_o O_o O_o

quartata

@AlexA. i get F too usually

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I still can't play a zombie game because of bad internet o-o

El'endia Starman

2:50 AM

Yayyy one step above absolute failure! :P

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bad? BAD?!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Doorknob X3

#firstfirstworldproblems

Quill

Now try it with your phone's data plan

Maltysen

El'endia Starman

Daaang.

quartata

2:51 AM

damn you people

El'endia Starman

It's like half the people in here have really awesome internet and the other half have really terrible internet. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

::( why @quart

El'endia Starman

The opposite of a normal distribution.

Alex A.

Okay, this is more typical for me

Doorknob

I'm sort of in the middle, I guess. I get 7 mB/s (both ways) on a good day.

Maltysen

2:52 AM

@AlexA. still a B+

Alex A.

The download speed listed before was definitely an outlier

@Maltysen Yep

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm going to set up a large background process to see if that affects it ...

quartata

conor's would be the best but he doesnt own css

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata :(

Doorknob

it's ok play nethack

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:52 AM

I'm waiting for my B-day/Christmas/whenever for a steam gift card

El'endia Starman

Some of you people have spent several hundreds of dollars on games. You can gift Conor with Counter-Strike.

@El'endiaStarman :D

*several thousands

@Doorknob Nಠthಠck

why not? nervous laugh

quartata

2:53 AM

yeah i could throw money at him

im not sure hes interested in cs though

Quill

Alex A.

Squartato will make you work for his money.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Tell me about cs.

El'endia Starman

@Quill That's only a couple of people. Still, strengthens my point. :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I've seen videos and they look cool :D

Cyoce

2:54 AM

best game ever

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Computer science is the scientific and practical approach to computation and its applications.

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ buy it now

Doorknob

(not at all plagiarized from wikipedia)

Alex A.

@Quill Why is that so much better on your phone? o_O

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Doorknob I see... XD

@Cyoce I DUNT HAVE MONEY

Cyoce

2:55 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ sell shit from your inventory

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'M 15 BLOODY YEARS OLD WITHOUT A SINGLE POSSESSION

Quill

@AlexA. because 4G

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce how?

quartata

k basically once upon a time there was a bunch of terrorists. a hacker on ct juan deag aced them. the end

El'endia Starman

2 mins ago, by El'endia Starman

Some of you people have spent several hundreds of dollars on games. You can gift Conor with Counter-Strike.

Cyoce

2:55 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ on the community market

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata sounds fun.

Eridan

A line from my Java code: keyboard Scanner = new keyboard(System.in);

Cyoce

@El'endiaStarman one problem

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce Do I need to have a credit card, or can I keep my money on steam?

Quill

@quartata I do that on a bad day :D

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you can do both

Cyoce

2:56 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ selling on the market puts money in your steam wallet

Quill

there's also paypal

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

hell yeah

im making money

Alex A.

@Quill I was going to try it on my phone but realized that it'd be going through the same wifi anyway.

Quill

@Cyoce yeah! 15 cent stuff

@AlexA. You gotta have a data plan

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

i can probably make 2 cents a week!

I have 102 hours in Tf2 o-O

Alex A.

2:57 AM

@Quill I do, but I'm at home, so my phone is connected to my home wifi.

Cyoce

Quill

Turn off 4G?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ just make one of those troll links to a repeating youtube video and have some ads on the side

quartata

my inventory is worth liek $70 too bad mobile authenticator doesnt let me trade anymore

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill XD

Alex A.

@Cᴏɴᴏʀ Just sell your soul. What could go wrong? ( • _ʖ•)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:58 AM

where is the community shop?

Cyoce

( ͡ಠ ツ ͡ಠ)

Dennis

@SpeedTestUsers I hate you all.

Quill

Community -> Market

Cyoce

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ steamcommunity.com/market

El'endia Starman

@Dennis :(

Quill

2:58 AM

@Dennis <3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@AlexA. I'll sell my soul iff you give me back a double portion.

Alex A.

@Dennis <3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Cyoce danke

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You want double soul?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yes.

Doorknob

2:59 AM

Compared to Dennis's internet, mine is blazing fast. :P

Alex A.

I'm not the Collector of Souls so _UNK

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

blazing keyboard

@AlexA. :(

quartata

@Dennis what is your internet again

Doorknob

@AlexA. _UNK is the new ¯\_(ツ)_/¯?

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