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03:00
For zlib, zlib.compressobj(level=9, wbits=-zlib.MAX_WBITS)
Wait a second
This is weird
Importing lzma looks it automatically tries to compress whatever is given as a file
The traceback is from import lzma
Why
@Sp3000 Ah, OK. wbits=-zlib.MAX_WBITS gets rid of the headers.
I think now it's more accurate
Oh, is that what that does
03:02
@Vɪʜᴀɴ swag master
(I just copied the interpreter)
Yes, -zlib.MAX_WBITS means pure DEFLATE with no zlib headers. Since there's also base compression, those seemed like a waste of bytes.
Anyone here know of any good C# books?
What's your programming level in non-C#
Anonymous
03:06
@AlienG who needs C# books when Jon Skeet is on SO
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@DanielM. 6/10 I'd say.
Skeet made a book but I don't know how it is. I know a decent C# book, but it's for absolute beginners
I'm not a good coder (Yet ;D) so I want to get some books to get better.
@AlienG do you know any java? C# is pretty much identical
Anonymous
A beginner-oriented book will help, even if you're not a beginner
03:09
Or if you want to just be better at programming in general, there's always Pragmatic Programmer and Code Complete
@DanielM. Yeah, java and C# are like bro and sis.
I've read the first two; haven't heard of Project Euler
Oops, confusion.
I should probably get a bookshelf first -.-
Project Euler seems interesting, might work through a bit of it when I have some free time
@DanielM. I didn't realize you guys were referring to books XD
03:14
> Anyone here know of any good C# books?
@DanielM. Yes, I realize my flaw.
WOO PROJECT EULER.
What were you looking for? @AlienG
You may continue your conversation. :P
@DanielM. Doesn't matter, just want to get better :P
03:16
@El'endiaStarman WOO PROJECT EULER
@El'endiaStarman Is it that good?
It's the reason I know Python so well.
@AlienG Derek Banas is interesting, but he goes a bit fast. I'm not the best at learning from videos
I also learned the stuff of Computer Science 1, 2, and 3 at my college because of Project Euler.
03:18
Oh, everyone already changed their avatars back. I should change mine soon
@DanielM. I like his pace, allows me to learn lots quickly XD
perfect
Looking at a lot of the problems, I can see myself simply brute forcing through them
Project Euler's the best way to learn "Hmm my code's taking a while - maybe I should actually make it efficient this time"
03:20
wait what, why hasn't it changed yet 0.o
Anonymous
@Sp3000 Like #50
Anonymous
#50 is the turning point, where brute-force stops working
@DanielM. Isn't that the point? :P
@Vɪʜᴀɴ Your PP&CG picture changed but it's not in the chat profile for some reason
@DanielM. Maybe I have to change I on stack exchange or something
03:23
Just wait.
The amount of tabs I have open is insane.
aww
awww
The icons for the webpages won't even show up.
wait
yay it worked
There, took care of it for you. :)
@AlienG Chrome, huh?
I've done that once. :P
03:25
@El'endiaStarman ONCE?!? How? I have 3 browsers open and they're all clogged.
@AlienG Far better tab management. :P
@AlienG At that point, I admit to myself that I probably won't even get around to looking at all of them, take out the tabs that I am currently using, and close the window with the 50 tabs
@El'endiaStarman Or has no life....
As in, if it's been open in a tab for a while (like, more than a week) and I've done nothing with it, might as well close it.
I've also taken to bookmarking select kinds, like TED Talks.
@El'endiaStarman Same but the difference is that I use all the tabs constantly...
03:27
Those go in a particular bookmark folder, from where I watch and then delete the bookmark.
@AlienG Just WHAT are you doing that requires that many tabs?!?
I do what El'endia said, without the folders and a lot less deleting. Bookmark bar's in the hundreds atm o_O
Tip: make a batch file that you can paste the tab names into and it saves it to disk (as another batch file).
HW+Research+Cool webpages + song sites + this + twitch(single one -.-) + online code sites + repositories + etc...
....That might make a good code golf challenge
03:29
Tab golf?
I'm not sure if @AlexA. would be for or against that... :P
Anonymous
I've started defining some of the commands for my language
Anonymous
Thoughts?
@AlexA. You're not very sneaky. We saw you enter... Or at least I did.
I wasn't trying to be sneaky.
Anonymous
03:29
(a means a numeric value, "a" means a string value, [a] means a list)
@El'endiaStarman I'm for minimizing the number of open browser tabs and eliminating all tab characters in source code.
And for Bernie 2016.
Woo Bernie!
@Mego What about stacks/queues? (or is that not a thing?)
Now the real question is why did my C: drive drop to 2.5 gb free
Anonymous
@AlienG Do them with lists. I'll be adding push_back, enqueue, pop, and dequeue at some point
03:32
@Mego Ah.
@DanielM. ??
@DanielM. Not sure. Try format C:\
disclaimer: DON'T
`sudo rm -rf *`
I wonder why that doesn't work
Anonymous
Added 3 new commands, refresh the page to see them
Anonymous
waits for incoming anger
03:33
Oh, windows 10 decided that it can't remember where the search index is supposed to be so it created one on the C drive. #SolidStateProblems
@AlexA. If they don't know what that does and they're in this chat they're in the wrong place.
Anonymous
@AlienG
@DanielM. Because that's not valid Windows cmd syntax.
Anonymous
I think he meant the markdown
Anonymous
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / is the correct command anyways
Anonymous
03:36
Correct being a subjective term, because you should never intend to enter that
@AlexA. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic about that
I'm not sure if your real name is Daniel.
@flodel Go ahead and keep flag those comments as you've been doing, that's perfect. Thanks!
@AlexA. Shoot, you've found me out. My real name is @AlexA. (Twilight Zone theme starts playing)
The @ symbol is included
03:39
My middle name is Daniel M. My full name is Alex Daniel M. A.
Alex Daniel, Master Attorney
@Sp3000 If I were writing a novel, that would totes be the main character.
Did you say..... Totes?
Totes ma goats
@DanielM. Formatting doesn't work in multiline chat messages
Anonymous
Drop the []
facepalms
@DanielM. It's ok, I don't know how to do that either.
Anonymous
If only markdown actually had a consistent spec.... Funny joke
Anonymous
03:44
It's !image.url
Anonymous
Or usually you can just do the url without the !
@Mego oooooooooh
totes
Anonymous
Rip.
@Mego This goat toting apparatus is perfectly suited for toting goats.
Anonymous
03:47
@AlexA. totes
Ima tote. Ima gote. Ima toating my goat.
(Say in southern accent)
What did I miss?
Anonymous
@quartata goats
Goat toting
Toting all the goats
Goat toting eh
03:49
@AlexA. Tote Goating
(easily the most disturbing thing I've seen in ages)
Do you have a goat toting license?
sirens
@quartata I'm a gold-certified goat toter.
03:51
This does not surprise me.
Good
Good
Good
Finger lickin goat
03:52
What the hell god no
Goat lickin finger
I pictured a finger with a tongue gently licking a goat
Goat fingering lick
Lickin goat finger
Goating lick finger
Anonymous
03:53
Tote licking finger
@Mego -1 not enough finger
What have I started
A perfect depiction of Goat Simulator.
Anonymous
03:56
@AlexA. goatest game ever
Easily
Anonymous
The best part is, the physics engine has 0 bugs
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Anonymous
Everything works exactly as intended
Makes sense. Most goats eat bugs.
@Mego It's not a bug, it's a feature
03:56
Along with anything else.
Just watching half a goat tongue on repeat off the edge of the top of the screen is really weird
My girlfriend and I are fairly certain that the dog we fostered a couple years ago is actually a goat.
"just a corner case"
@AlexA. Was it good with kids?
Anonymous
@quartata yeah corners do some fun stuff
Anonymous
03:59
@Geobits ಠ_ಠ
:D
And I'm back.
I echo Mego's sentiment
That makes it wrong.
But yes, the dog we fostered loves kids. And other dogs. And everything. She loves absolutely everything forever. (Granted, she's also really dumb.)
nom nom nom
04:00
>_>
airhorns
Anonymous
I'm just gonna remove that because it could be interpreted way worse than I meant
@quartata mlg
@Mego ಠ_ಠ
04:02
@Mego Thatha
Anonymous
Though by that logic I should delete all of my messages
2
Anonymous
(>-_-)> <(-_-<)
Anonymous
Stupid markdown
04:02
erases iphone
Pink eraser
Λ not ^
Phi not Pi
Anonymous
PEΛKE
@AlexA. 1.619 =/= 3.141
04:03
Um, yeah. Obviously.
@TheDoctor 3.141=/= 3.14159
Eww... 3.141?
rebಠಠts new iphಠne
Rebooting it doesn't turn it into not an iphone, you know.
04:04
You wouldn't want it to not be an iPhone though.
geobits why are you a downvote button?
Most people would.
Why are you an old meme? ;)
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@TheDoctor Because he downvotes
@Geobits Because he's old
ancient
Anonymous
Someday me being wrong being a meme will be an old meme
Maybe The Doctor is old. I doubt TheDoctor is.
schrಠdinger
Anonymous
The oldest memes are the dankest
04:07
user image
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I've spent way too much time making this.
@Mego: Your one command that duplicates every item in the stack ([a,b,c] -> [a,a,b,b,c,c]) is two commands, three chars in Minkolang: $dm. Seriously. :D
@mınxomaτ John Walker?
@Mego workin on a language?
Yup. Seriously.
@AlexA. ?
04:10
Paradigm?
Anonymous
Stack-based eldritch abomination
Anonymous
WIP
Good good
> ANALYSIS SOFTWARE ent (by JOHN WALKER)
Anonymous
04:10
With some functional elements eventually
Aww, no ascii bell operator yet? Seriously?
@AlexA. So?
Anonymous
I plan on eventually adding a fourth data type, function
@mınxomaτ Who is that?
No flux capacitor yet? Seriously?
Anonymous
04:11
So that functions are first-class objects
@AlexA. That author of ent, the author of the analysis program.
@mınxomaτ That's awesome. :D
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman I also have one-byte primality testing, fib, hello world, quine, and 99 bottles
@mınxomaτ Oh, so you used a program called "ent"? Haven't heard of it.
Anonymous
04:12
ent is neat
I've got plans to do one-byte primality testing and 2-byte nth-prime.
1 byte 99 bottles is such a waste of a good byte :/
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@DanielM. There are flux capacitors already. There's even an instructable for that :P
@El'endiaStarman thx.
Not gonna do HQ9 though. :P
Anonymous
04:13
@El'endiaStarman nth prime is P in my lang
neat
Any source-code modification plans? :P
Anonymous
Maybe
Anonymous
^ ent
@Geobits 0/10 box said it only used 1.1gigawatts, used 10% more energy than advertised.
04:15
Damn. Damn damn.
Anonymous
My E&M professor went on a rant one day about how the soft g is the correct pronunciation for giga-
Anonymous
That was an interesting day
Anonymous
E&M = electicity and magnetism
Pffft. Physics.
Anonymous
fisix
Anonymous
04:17
@Sp3000 I think I might modify the HQN commands to only perform those operations when the stack is empty
Anonymous
So that they're not "wasted"
Well, daylight savings time is starting to get to me
adios
Heading to bed myself too.
G'night all!
Good
night
people
Anonymous
04:17
Night Daniel and Starman
@Mego soft g for giga? ...
Anonymous
Giga (/ˈdʒɪɡə/ or /ˈɡɪɡə/) is a unit prefix in the metric system denoting a factor of a (short-form) billion (109 or 1000000000). It has the symbol G. Giga is derived from the Greek word γίγας, meaning "giant". The Oxford English Dictionary reports the earliest written use of giga in this sense to be in the Reports of the IUPAC 14th Conference in 1947: "The following prefixes to abbreviations for the names of units should be used: G giga 109×". When referring to information units in computing, such as gigabyte, giga may sometimes mean 1073741824 (230), although such use is inconsistent, contrary...
Like if you got it from gigantic instead of gigas.
Huh.
This iPhone is linked to an Apple ID. Enter the Apple ID and password that were used to set up this iPhone.
grrrr
and no it isn't stolen
04:19
I've heard it's a mini-contorversy, but never actually heard someone say it that way (except Doc Brown, of course).
Anonymous
@TheDoctor [email protected] doge
Anonymous
The official pronunciation, by the US National Bureau of Standards, is soft-g
Links or it didn't happen.
lmao
@quartata You know Stuck, right?
Anonymous
04:21
I did give you a link
Anonymous
Markdown didn't display the section I specified, so you have to click it
Somewhat.
@Mego I know, but saying "yes that was included in the link in the pronunciation section" didn't sound as good to me.
@quartata Σ does nothing for me. Any idea what might be going wrong?
I noticed that recently. I believe it is a bug.
Can I see the code?
just in case it is something else
Also would like to note that the scipy module is gone despite what esolangs claims
@quartata I've tried 9 9 9 Σ and 10RΣ. It simply does nothing.
04:34
Maybe try saving the file as utf 16?
The special char might be confusing it
@Shebang pls
#! /usr/bin/pls
@quartata As far as I can tell, not part of the source code points to UTF-16.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's an Unicode issue though.
Unicode support is weird in Python 2.
Hmm
Dare I suggest running 2to3 on it
That's a thing?
Anonymous
Yep
Anonymous
04:47
Works pretty well
Can't find it in the repos. If I don't hear back from Shebang, I'll try it.
Thanks!
Huh. It should come with Python 3
Strange.
Aha! ptpt2to3 exists in /usr/bin.
ImportError: No module named 'tables' :(
Anonymous
05:18
@Dennis Did you drop them?
My name ain't Bobby.
He flipped them.
05:36
Alien -> NeilA ~= AlexA! (@AlexA.) O_o
(Brain Explodes)
05:54
So.. another alt/sock?
 
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Anonymous
07:22
I've added more commands to Seriously, oh god I'm making a monster
Seriously?
Anonymous
Seriously.
You're kidding
Anonymous
punspunspunspuns
Anonymous
(unashamed self-promotion)
Anonymous
The commands file isn't displayed properly on GitHub because it's trying to use UTF-8 instead of CP437
Anonymous
And I dunno how to fix that
all these gif for ants on the single rotating pixel challenge
all I see is a blank white screen
Anonymous
Drop your resolution :P
07:40
so its a resolution drop gif?
Anonymous
Sure
Anonymous
It's nearly impossible to see the pixel at high resolutions
I was making a reference to "mic drop performance"
@Sp3000 It's 273 bytes in Vitsy, as far as I can code it down.
&".reeb fo selttob "?9b*D1-\[DN?l1-\[DO{]{?" ,llaw eht no "l1-\ODN?l\[DO{]?aO" ,dnuora ti ssap dna nwod eno ekaT"l1-\ODN?l\[DO{]?1-aO]DN?7\[DO{]{8\[DO{]{?" ,llaw eht no "l1-\ODN?7\[DO{]{9\[DO{]?aO"99 ,erom emos yub dna erots eht ot oG"l1-\O?l1-\[DO{]{?".llaw eht no "l1-\O;
...why was that starred? o-o
Anonymous
08:01
@VoteToClose Because in the language I'm developing, it's N (with an empty stack)
Anonymous
"waste of a byte" he said
Anonymous
>_>
"Seriously" he said
Anonymous
If this language gets popular, it will seriously confuse people who aren't familiar with the language determination challenge
Anonymous
08:33
Tomorrow I need to start actually implementing an interpreter for all this stuff I've made
Anonymous
That should be fun
°; ͜ʖ ͡;°
Anonymous
Oh, it's gif o'clock? Time for bed
Anonymous
@Optimizer That's enough internet for tonight
09:01
Star OS strikes again
with their obviously unclear questions
-1
Q: Make a retro game in a old language

Star OSMake a retro game (probably a native 1995 or 1985 game) in a old language (must be older than around 2007 and newer than 1984.) Objective Make/Create a retro game using only 1984-2007 languages. Your game must not be an rip-off. This is code-golf, so the shortest bytes wins! To shorten the big ...

09:19
@PeterTaylor It's a shame you're late to the tie with Pyth now. ;)

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