The Nineteenth Byte

cjfaure

13:04

'Taking a function f as its only argument, call/cc takes the current continuation (i.e., a "snapshot" of the current control context or control state of the program) as an object and applies f to it.'

Ew that snapshot sounds so inefficient

what even IS this

Fatalize

math

cjfaure

@Fatalize I gotta learn that

I can't see how Scheme is...wh...why do people call this minimal

Ideal programming imho should compile to only what you actually wrote

Rainbolt

If a program compiles to only what you wrote, isn't that the same as not compiling at all?

cjfaure

@Rainbolt that was badly phrased...I just dislike it when you compile a hello world program and it's 1.5mb

user143252

13:20

hi .. i am stuck with this puzzle problem .... i saw a lot of solution on internet but curious to know how i am wrong

Given a string, return true if the first instance of "x" in the string is immediately followed by another "x".

doubleX("axxbb") → true
doubleX("axaxax") → false
doubleX("xxxxx") → true

my SOLUTION

boolean doubleX(String str) {

for(int i=0; i<str.length()-1; i++){

if( str.charAt(i) == 'x' && str.charAt(i+1) == 'x') return true;

}
return false;
}

jrenk

} else {
return false;
}

user143252

i know ds iz nt java programming chat room... i still expect some useful answers !!!

@jrenk i dont undersntad .. i only what to use if statement ..

i tried debugging .... but fail to undersntad

cjfaure

pfeehh, you're using ==

eheheheheheheh

Geobits

== is fine for char primitives.

Fatalize

yeah

char is not a class

cjfaure

13:24

...can't java at least be CONSISTENTLY wrong

Geobits

It's wrong because it doesn't just check the first x, that's all.

Fatalize

it's also gonna crash for the last i

Geobits

Why? It's only running to <length()-1

Fatalize

it has a charAt(i+1)

Geobits

Right... that's why the -1

Fatalize

13:27

oh yeah nevermind

cjfaure

[continues inspecting Java code that is indented in classic Java style]

Fatalize

@user143252 if(str.contains("xx")) {return true;} else {return false;}

cjfaure

@Fatalize return str.contains("xx");

Geobits

That still doesn't check the first x only.

cjfaure

jeez yall are weird

Fatalize

13:28

wait

I didnt even read what was above the code

feersum

Is this code-trolling ?

cjfaure

it's easy in python

Geobits

It's probably-the-wrong-chatroom-but-im-bored

@cjfaure It's easy in Java, too.

cjfaure

x=lambda s,c:c==s[s.index(c)+1]

jrenk

@cjfaure It's easy in PHP, too.

Fatalize

13:29

str.split("x")[1].startsWith("x")

cjfaure

@jrenk lmao

Fatalize

add some checks too

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Q: Print a table of numbers in decimal and 2**i bases

Computers live by binary. All programmers know binary. But the 2**x bases are often neglected as non-practical, while they have beautiful relations to binary. To show you one example of such a beatiful relation, 19 will be my testimonial. 19 10011 103 23 13 j 19 is decimal, included for cla...

Geobits

13:43

Why does Java not have a simple string multiply/repeat method? I mean FFS, it's pretty basic.

cjfaure

@Geobits at least it has proper ternary

Fatalize

@Geobits you mean like "lol" * 3?

Geobits

^ yea that

cjfaure

today in: EA vs Ubisoft

Fatalize

well could be useful but Java still has plenty of useful built-in things

Geobits

13:44

Even "lol".repeat(3) would be better than the nothing that currently exists.

Fatalize

compared to C++ where std::string doesn't even have a split method...

Geobits

Here's the top answer on SO for it in java:

new String(new char[3]).replace("\0", "lol")

cjfaure

EW

Geobits

Yes.

cjfaure

brb taking a shower because that's gross

Fatalize

13:49

that's actually a pretty cool way to do it

ugly, but cool

cjfaure

@Fatalize admittedly yes but there...isn't a single acceptable thing about it

the Wordbuilding stackexchange is full of meat lovers

Sven The Surfer

"you're going to eat that chicken and you're going to like it..."

Rainbolt

14:09

@Geobits I love that "simple" and "basic" take on a new meaning after you have been on PPCG for too long.

undergroundmonorail

i don't think BASIC had a string multiply method

Rainbolt

I still think for (int i = 0; i < 3; i++) { sb.append("lol"); } is simple, but I don't golf much

Geobits

It looks even simpler when you remove the StringBuilder init ;)

Rainbolt

You didn't declare your string either

cjfaure

cringe

Geobits

14:13

Oh, right. I'm trying to use directly (like thatcode.stringfunction()).

I just need a bare string.

undergroundmonorail

i don't use java and whenever i see stringbuilders it makes no sense to me

Peter Taylor

@Justin C++ understanding is not a poset. No-one knows the whole of it, and probably no two people know the same subset of it.

undergroundmonorail

i don't know why you would use one instead of a regular string but again, i don't use java

Geobits

Generally either speed (faster append/concat) or methods that regular strings don't have.

Rainbolt

They are logically interchangeable. StringBuilders exist for performance reasons

cjfaure

14:16

Ooooh god...

undergroundmonorail

if they're the same, why not just always use strings but have them act as stringbuilders on the backend?

Geobits

There's probably a backwards-compat explanation somewhere, but I couldn't tell you for sure.

Rainbolt

If you wanted to print out the string every iteration of the loop, then the StringBuilder saves you nothing (might actually make it worse)

undergroundmonorail

it doesn't make sense to me but i'm not someone it has to make sense to so oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

feersum

Strings are supposed to be immutable

cjfaure

14:18

@feersum I was gonna mention that but I haven't touched Java in a while

Rainbolt

And Strings have a lot of other functions that StringBuilders don't have

Peter Taylor

@cjfaure Since 1992.

cjfaure

@PeterTaylor i despise the country i live in with every cell in my body

Rainbolt

Let's say that they made it transparent and then the developer says "When I call .replace() suddenly the code gets way slower. Why?" and the answer is "Because we use StringBuilders behind the scenes, but when you call replace() we convert it to a String and [...]"

cjfaure

"When I launch Java suddenly the code gets way slower."

fixed it

Geobits

14:21

~~Java~~ Python

Java is probably one of the faster languages seen on this site at least :P

undergroundmonorail

sometimes i think about performance but then i remember that i only use python

so it doesn't matter

feersum

I always find it funny when people are trying to improve performance of Python code.

undergroundmonorail

for me

i hit enter instead of shift

cjfaure

@undergroundmonorail python is slow as hell but...it's for quick utility scripting...have you ever tried quickly scripting utilities in Java

feersum

Exactly.. Python is good for code-writing performance, not execution performance

undergroundmonorail

14:23

for me "improving performance" is "making the whole algorithm better" but i don't bother with anything more than that because even if i make a difference it's negligible

i really like python, don't get me wrong, but because i use it so much i could do nothing but complain about it for hours :D

cjfaure

sameeeee

although my only true complaint is tHE DAMN TERNARY OPERATOR

undergroundmonorail

the ternary operator is garbage

Rainbolt

I implemented Angel and Demon in Python and Java in one of my contests. Angel printed "Good". Demon printed "Evil". The python one took 200 ms on average. The Java one took 20 ms on average.

Granted, the controller was written in Java, so the JVM was already running

cjfaure

that seems slightly biased eh

feersum

The only function is to print a string?

undergroundmonorail

14:26

honestly [on_false, on_true][condition] is a better "ternary operator" than the one you're supposed to use

Rainbolt

yea. print("good") in Python. and I don't even want to type out the java one...

cjfaure

also you probably timed it after reading the stdout via the java controller

so you have some java latency in there lmao

feersum

You could probably get Python to win too, if you syscalled Java from Python, lolz

Rainbolt

@cjfaure I timed them both exactly the same. The controller code changed exactly none between tests

It accepted two arguments - the program and the program that runs the program. Ex: python Angel.py

cjfaure

@Rainbolt did the java one use stdout too though?

undergroundmonorail

14:28

i'm not going to say python is faster than java because that's definitely not the case, but i think timing really short programs is probably less fair than timing longer ones because if all you're doing is printing one string, the startup time for each language is going to be a lot more significant

cjfaure

@undergroundmonorail ye, python has to generate bytecode after all

Rainbolt

@cjfaure They all used stdout. If you printed to any other place, the controller wouldn't know you said anything.

cjfaure

@Rainbolt ah, i see~ nevermind that then

Rainbolt

I'm gonna rerun the test in C# just to eliminate the bias.

Geobits

A 10x speed difference between Java and Python isn't unusual.

Rainbolt

14:30

I always assume that when people says Java is slow, they mean slow relative to the C family of languages

cjfaure

python is slow but somehow you never notice

although, moving from python to C is weird as hell because

"iterating over every byte? in this HUGE file? this is gonna take 10 minutes to run..."

and then it runs instantly

facedesk

Rainbolt

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A: Convert Python program to C/C++ code?

Yes. Look at Cython. It does just that: Converts Python to C for speedups.

undergroundmonorail

i'm not saying python isn't slow, i'm not even saying that the test results are incorrect, just that they could be incorrect because of the way the test worked

Optimizer

Why was the name merge done using prefix of C and postfix of Python ? I want the other one

PC

cjfaure

Cython is the mean-ness of C combined with the...less than optimal for complicated things...syntax of Python

jrenk

14:32

Cython > PC

Geobits

Pytoc

Rainbolt

I like Pytoc/Pythoc better

Sounds barbaric

Optimizer

PytoC

cjfaure

CPcyctchcocn

Rainbolt

@Optimizer That reads PIE TOE SEE

Optimizer

14:33

@Rainbolt better than PEITOK

feersum

P

Optimizer

:P

cjfaure

better than SIGH-THON

Optimizer

^

5

cjfaure

y u "^" and no star

meanie

you all have terrible aim

Rainbolt

14:34

You knew better than to ask...

Optimizer

sorry, I meant to flag the "meanie" instead of starring. I guess, my aim is terrible

Rainbolt

I bet that Doorknob will remove it from the transcript. He's the youngest boring old man ever.

Optimizer

:P

cjfaure

@Rainbolt but i did anyway because i wanted to say "meanie" today

Rainbolt

When I was 15, I was a scab on the ass of the Internet.

Geobits

14:36

Some people never change :P

Rainbolt

Ouch. You pierced my heart Geobits.

cjfaure

honestly looking at my old starred messages, I was so much better than I am now a year ago

Rainbolt

I think I was busy conning people in Diablo 2 now that I think about it.

cjfaure

why did I have to discover tumblr

Rainbolt

I knew how to make people drop their entire inventory on the ground on death in Diablo 2. And I'd claim that I was helping them dupe their items.

Geobits

14:38

Ah, Diablo griefers... that takes me back :D

cjfaure

@Rainbolt the world is full of MEANIES

Rainbolt

I'd get in the good ranks with clans, and people would ask me to help them transfer their items between chars. I'd steal it all and run and find another clan

cjfaure

my mom asked what we were talking about in here

i got away with "code"

Geobits

My day on PPCG so far:
1) Found a somewhat interesting challenge
2) Wrote a program, golfed it
3) Decided not to post it

^ Absurdly typical

feersum

I do that often.

cjfaure

14:44

I normally do that except i abandon it at def f(x,y):

Geobits

I don't half-ass my ultimately pointless activities.

3

cjfaure

@Geobits Isn't half-assing code how golfing started in the first place?

Rainbolt

@Geobits According to the transcript, neither does Optimizer

Geobits

I think golfing was started by the Scots long ago (and yes, to half-ass code).

cjfaure

@Rainbolt it took me too long to understand that

Rainbolt

14:55

Is anyone else rewatching all of Heroes in preparation for the new season/show/whatever we are calling it?

Geobits

Nope, I've been rewatching DW for the new season.

I only watched the first season or so of the original Heroes, so I'm not sure whether to bother with the new one.

Rainbolt

I can't think of what DW is

Of course... Doctor Who

Geobits

I guess it could be Dino Wars, too, but yea I meant Doctor Who :)

Optimizer

15:11

so if One Piece gets new season, am I supposed to re-watch all the 700+ episodes?

Geobits

If you want to. Nobody's forcing me to rewatch, but it's been a few years since I saw them in order.

I've also been watching Dragonball with my kid. Very nostalgia-inducing.

Optimizer

if I start re-watching now, it will be a few years before I can start on the new season

cjfaure

at least nobody's going to try to rewatch Judge Judy

Mauris

I wrote my first challenge!

3

Optimizer

:O :O :O 5K+ episodes??

Mauris

15:14

I way, way, way over-specified it.

Which is probably better than the opposite

Optimizer

I thought pokemon or one piece would be one of the highest!

cjfaure

@Optimizer indeed, it's insane

Optimizer

Now it looks like that I also wrote my first challenge right now :/

Geobits

List of television programs by episode count

This is a list of episodic television programs by episode count with 150 episodes minimum. Episode numbers for ongoing daytime dramas, such as soap operas, are drawn from the websites for the shows. Daily news broadcasts, such as The Today Show and Good Morning America, are not episodic in nature and are not listed. == Television programsEdit == Note: This list is still incomplete. You can expand it. === Over 10,000 episodesEdit === === 5,000–9,999 episodesEdit === === 2,500–4,999 episodesEdit === === 1,000–2,499 episodesEdit === === 550–999 episodesEdit === === 300–549 episod...

Guiding Light is over 18k

Mauris

Nice, I have never even heard of it

Geobits

15:17

Daytime soap opera

cjfaure

@Geobits and the one that's longest and still running (e.g. eligible for rewatch) is General Hospital

Mauris

Good to see our Familie on that list

cjfaure

Aah, Egoli is on the list too :D

and 7de Laan

i grew up on these

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Q: Track listings to time tables

Introduction Don't you hate it when someone uploads an album you like to YouTube, but the description only contains a track listing? Like this: 1. Everything in Its Right Place - 4:11 2. Kid A - 4:44 3. The National Anthem - 5:50 4. How to Disappear Completely - 5:55 5. Treefingers - 3:42 6. Op...

code-golf string date

Optimizer

@cjfaure you grew up on those and they grew up on you

cjfaure

15:20

@Optimizer ow

Rainbolt

Lol Eat Bulaga!

I can just imagine someone rewatching ten thousand episodes of a show and then their jaw drops when that guy from twenty years ago just walks in and says "Did ya miss me?"

Dennis

@minxomat Great!

cjfaure

@Rainbolt oooh damn

it's like audrey hepburn in the Galaxy commercial

Mauris

Wow, codegolf.xyz is neat!

cjfaure

@Mauris no it's full of meanies

Geobits

15:31

It can be neat and full of meanies.

cjfaure

@Geobits that's called parliament

Optimizer

15:42

parliament is never neat

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Q: Re-arranging M stacks into N

In a small Textile manufacturing unit, there are 'M' stacks of folded cloth materials on the left hand side of the room that need to be distributed into 'N' stacks towards the right hand side of the room. Each of the 'M' stacks has it's own length of the clothes and it's own frequency. For the s...

code-golf

Sp3000

@Mauris Is the extra space at the end of track 21's line intentional?

@MartinBüttner Damnit Martin: qN/{"()"T60bZ0e[":%02d"3*e%2>*S@S/1>)':/:~60bT+:T;W<S*N}/

Martin Büttner

16:00

heh

Sp3000

Actually, does ':/60b just work? No need to :~?

Martin Büttner

b implies :i

Sp3000

:o didn't know that

Martin Büttner

yeah I keep forgetting about it too

although you did know, because "983q45q043502iaf"256b ;)

Sp3000

Yeah, but the difference here is we have "1"i instead of '1i, and I was expecting the latter

(well 55 I guess...)

(btw that's a you-can-take-that)

Martin Büttner

16:05

thanks

it's kinda annoying me that I can't find a way to shorten that really repetitive format string

Sp3000

Kinda annoyed what I had was the same length :P

Martin Büttner

and qN/{"()"T60bZ0e[{sY0e[}%':*1>*S@S/1>)':/60bT+:T;W<S*N}/ is the same length as well

I tried something with H3b but it was a byte longer

Sp3000

Same :P

(The H3b part)

ಠ_ಠ

9gag.com/gag/a1Y5ELR

Mauris

@Sp3000 Oops, no

minxomat

16:12

That moment when you are at 99/100 for a fanatic badge and you miss the UTC time by 12 minutes...

Mauris

Ouchhhh

feersum

I wish I had known when I was at 99/100... then I could have made sure to close all my browser windows for a day, to avoid such an "accolade" :P

Geobits

Doesn't matter, since it wasn't a PPCG fanatic badge :P

Sp3000

@MartinBüttner Any alternatives for .e[? :(

Martin Büttner

I think ternaries don't work with the modifier operators at all yet

ಠ_ಠ

16:15

Hilarious moment door knocker comes to LIFE to frighten away sales people... only for a gargoyle to

►

(commercial, but stil hilarious)

Martin Büttner

@Sp3000 you'd have to do .{0e[}

Sp3000

.{t} works, but that relies on the first argument being the same throughout (like f)

... oh of course

Too long though :/

Martin Büttner

yeah, I get 56

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16:38

3

Q: 16-bit binary grid

Given any unsigned 16 bit integer, convert its decimal form (i.e., base-10) number into a 4x4 ASCII grid of its bits, with the most-significant bit (MSB) at the top left, least-significant bit (LSB) at bottom right, read across and then down (like English text). Examples Input: 4242 +---+---+-...

code-golf ascii-art binary

Justin

18:12

SO swag email has arrived!

Alex A.

Did you win something?

Justin

Yes. It's not hard to win something

All you had to do was post something

Geobits

Was it for the "this user did something great" thread?

Justin

And the other too

Geobits

Oh, didn't know there was another one.

Justin

18:14

Interestingly, each of the emails have "What?! you say, I posted a day or so after the deadline, why are you contacting me? Because you're awesome too, just slower than everyone else, but I still want you to get the stuff. " in it. I posted before the deadline. I guess it's literally the same exact email for everyone.

@Geobits meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/303988/…

Geobits

Ohh. That would have been easier for me to answer than highlighting a single user's contributions.

But it still would have been similar to several others.

Justin

Darn... I can't remember my shirt size

Alex A.

Look in your drawer?

Geobits

For reference, I'm about 6'2", 170 lbs, and a medium is good, maybe a touch snug in the shoulder area.

If that helps at all ;)

Justin

I'm at school right now. Listening to music.

Alex A.

18:19

@Geobits We are the same height.

Justin

6'2'' is very tall...

Sven The Surfer

I know how tall Geobits, Justin and Alex are. Not sure how to feel

Alex A.

My girlfriend is 5'4". I'm much taller than she is.

Geobits

I feel only a bit above average height here. In Japan it was very strange :D

Justin

I'm just shy of 5'10''

I like to say that I'm 5'9 3/4''

PhiNotPi

18:20

We should do a "How has PPCG helped you?" thread.

Alex A.

@SvenTheSurfer Feel a strange combination disgust and intrigue.

Sven The Surfer

The biggest hurdle I need to get over is the belief that you are all robots.

Alex A.

@PhiNotPi I have a legit responses for that and also some not so legit.

@Geobits I bet!

Geobits

@SvenTheSurfer Does that mean you think we actually aren't?

Justin

@SvenTheSurfer You also know Geobit's weight...

Alex A.

18:22

Quick, calculate his BMI.

Geobits

21.8 according to the first google hit for bmi calculator.

Justin

Yes

Alex A.

Congratulations, you're in the normal range.

Justin

My BMI has always fallen in the "underweight" range. For ones that have "dangerously underweight", I fall within that

Alex A.

Eat a sandwich.

Martin Büttner

18:24

Sorry to interrupt your important discussions but... I was wondering today, are do-while loops computationally as powerful as while-do loops? E.g. would BF still be Turing-complete if each [] was always executed at least once?

Justin

I do

Alex A.

Eat more of them.

Justin

@Martin I don't think BF would have If statements then, would it?

Martin Büttner

exactly

Justin

@AlexA. No matter how hard I try to gain weight, it never happens.

Martin Büttner

18:25

can a language be TC if it's impossible to skip code without executing it at least once?

Alex A.

@MartinBüttner Why not?

Martin Büttner

well I don't know, that's why I'm asking :P

Justin

Well, what if you had self-modifying code?

El'endia Starman

I shrunk my Befunge program (Beatles hexagon) and increased the song lengths! (link)

Justin

That might break the rule against skipping code...

Martin Büttner

18:26

@Justin is that relevant?

(I'm not looking for a way to make a language TC despite only having do-while loops... I'm actually wondering if BF with do-while loops would be TC)

Alex A.

Implement it and then do all the TC tests or whatever

Martin Büttner

"or whatever"

Justin

Say you had a program in this modified BF. You enter [...] and the first thing you do inside the [ is write to the beginning of the loop. Then you check your condition at ] and possibly execute the code written to the beginning of the loop

Geobits

What kind of agonizing esolang are you designing now? ;)

Sven The Surfer

@Geobits I am in a very strange place right now.

3

Martin Büttner

18:28

@Geobits nothing related to this :P

Geobits

@SvenTheSurfer Good. That's the intent.

Alex A.

@MartinBüttner I'm at the very limits of my knowledge but I'm trying to contribute to the discussion somehow. :P

Sven The Surfer

@Justin All you need to do is monitor calories in vs calories out. You can start estimating caloric need with something like this nutritiondata.self.com/tools/calories-burned and use an app like my fitness pal to record exercise and food intake.

Martin Büttner

but I've been discussing the Turing-completeness of Mornington Crescent with Timwi

Alex A.

@SvenTheSurfer Do you mean emotionally? It's okay, we're here for you.

Justin

18:30

@SvenTheSurfer monitoring calories is a pain. I've never been able to gain weight. My doctor doesn't think I'm unhealthy, so I'm not worried. I'm not happy with my weight, but for a different reason than most people: I want to weigh more. It's kind of socially unacceptable for guys to be sticks. Not sure why.

I want to have muscles, but I honestly don't want to put in the effort...

Alex A.

haha

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A: How to Prove a Programming Language is Turing Complete?

A programming language is Turing complete if and only if we can write every computable function in this language. So proving that we can emulate a turing machine is a good way to prove that a language is turing complete, by the way this is not the only way, another way can be to prove that your l...

Geobits

@Justin I was like that until 25 or so, then gradually gained weight (not intentionally) to a more normal "average". Been there since, without trying one way or the other. It's not a big deal if there are no health problems associated.

Alex A.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, what Geoboots said

Martin Büttner

@AlexA. Thanks, I think in the case of BF there are simpler ways to prove it (and I could actually just go and try it), but not being able to prove it doesn't mean that it isn't.

I think it's more interesting how to prove that a language isn't TC

Alex A.

I don't know or understand what's going on but I'm interested

feersum

18:33

what's a good example that needs a proof other than 'has finite memory' or 'is 1-stack automaton'?

Martin Büttner

see above messages, I was wondering whether BF would still be TC if we changed the semantics of [] to do-while

feersum

I'd be really surprised if it isn't

Justin

It's rather strange hearing a saxophone playing classical music after only hearing it in the context of jazz.

Martin Büttner

I do expect it to be still TC, but it doesn't seem obvious

Sven The Surfer

@Justin I feel you! I have been called "skinny" all my life, and people don't realize that (although it might be less offensive) it is the same as calling someone fat. I had started trying to gain weight just last year, and have gained 25lbs. It's a lot of work, but worth doing... if you want to talk, you know my number.

Justin

18:36

Can you implement a while loop with a do-while and no if... Hmm.

Alex A.

@SvenTheSurfer Do you guys know each other IRL?

Sven The Surfer

We will soon!

Justin

I don't

Alex A.

Uh, okay

Justin

I don't know Sven's number either

I don't really want to know either

Alex A.

18:37

Um, Sven? ^

Sven The Surfer

I don't want to talk about it.

Alex A.

...

Justin

@SvenTheSurfer Sorry, I just don't think it's necessary to talk to you. I have enough friends.

Alex A.

haha

shut down

Justin

And I find it weird to talk to someone who's only been met online. Especially someone who I don't know online.

Alex A.

18:40

I'm not sure if you're both trolling or if Sven is trolling or what.

Justin

However, if you really need a friend... you should actually try to find some IRL, but if nothing else works for you, there's always The Nineteenth Byte

I'm not trolling, I'm telling the truth

Sven The Surfer

hahaha I use that phrase not in relation to a phone. I was referencing my user number because I thought you could chat with people, but I can't find it now.

feersum

Better ban everyone just to be safe

Justin

Hahahaha

Okay

Beta Decay

All of Justin's friends:

Justin

18:40

Much better

@BetaDecay Are you implying that the set of my friends is the empty set?

Alex A.

I might as well freeze The Nineteenth Byte for a bit. We could all do with some time apart.

Sven The Surfer

I know I'd get more work done rather than fruitlessly backpedaling my sarcastic statements.

Beta Decay

@Justin Nope, You'll see in a minute if I ever get it right

Justin

@SvenTheSurfer Sorry, I tend to take things a little too literally.

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Justin

18:42

?

Beta Decay

Justin's friends ↑

Justin

Dice are my friends?

I don't understand...

Beta Decay

Your avatar

Justin

Oh... :-) hehe

Beta Decay

:D

Geobits

18:43

Four and six are underrepresented.

He must be better friends with odd dice.

Justin

Probably true. I tend to befriend odd people.

Beta Decay

Nope, he's friends with prime dice

Alex A.

I thought Beta was implying that you have a gambling problem.

Justin

Ahh. :-)

Beta Decay

Except he doesn't know that 1 isn't prime ;)

Geobits

18:45

But all the ones shown twice are odd.

(Two is an odd prime, so must be odd)

Justin

@BetaDecay Except I got mad at a previous engineering teacher because he accepted someone's statement that 1 is prime

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Yes

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El'endia Starman

@Geobits The mathematician and linguist in me are at war.

Beta Decay

If I could star, I would

Geobits

@El'endiaStarman Those wars are typically prolonged and bloody. It's better if they never meet up at all.

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Q: How did the chicken cross the road?

Cluck cluck. No one knows why the chicken crossed the road, maybe there was a good looking rooster on the other side. But we can figure out how. Write a program, that, left to right, crosses this "road". 1356 | 1738 3822 | 1424 3527 3718 9809 | 5926 0261 | 1947 7188 4717 6624 | 9836 4055 | 9...

code-golf

Beta Decay

Let the mathematician win. It will shorten the war by several years and save thousands of lives

Geobits

Prove it.

Beta Decay

Damn maths and their proofs

Alex A.

Use induction.

Beta Decay

An induction hob?

Alex A.

18:51

Hob?

Beta Decay

which.co.uk/reviews/hobs/article/induction-hob-buying-guide

Geobits

The problem with induction hobs is that you can't just heat any old pan.

You also can't use them as an emergency lighter, but that's getting into a whole other topic.

Beta Decay

Well you could always get a half induction, half electric heater

Geobits

Or you could just get a fully electric (or gas, really) one ;)

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