The Nineteenth Byte

Geobits

00:17

@TwiNight Have you tried ChatSEy?

githubphagocyte

@TwiNight You can chat on the mobile version of the website if that helps?

Geobits

The mobile chat website is terrible, though :P

githubphagocyte

@Geobits indeed it is :) Glad to see you have a dedicated app.

TwiNight

00:29

@Geobits Thanks

xnor

02:08

i had a crazy idea

what if we had a "Tips for Writing a Code Golf Question" as a tips page?

analogous to "Tip for Golfing in X", but for question writers instead?

the help page only covers the very basics, IMO

of how to write a valid question, but not how to write a good one

Sp3000

Sounds like it'd be better as a meta question, from which we can put the better answers into the help page

FryAmTheEggman

"Tips for writing meta proposals" - First question on the the meta-meta.

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xnor

"Include your opinion as a separate post on your meta discussion question. That way, people can downvote your views while upvoting the request to discuss the issue."

FryAmTheEggman

"Resign yourself to disappointment in the final decision, no matter which answer is chosen."

xnor

"Downvotes on meta don't decrease your rep, but they decrease your self-esteem twice as much."

FryAmTheEggman

02:17

"Upvotes, however, are as empty and fake as Twinkies."

My god, the chat's full of stars!

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es1024

@FryAmTheEggman "Tips for writing meta-meta proposals"

xnor

"Write your meta-meta proposals in chat, so you can be rewarded with stars."

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FryAmTheEggman

Rejected for being too meta

New Meta Posts

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Q: Tips for writing good code golf questions

I think the code-golf tag wiki doesn't have enough on writing a good code golf question. I'd like to collect advice on these, and perhaps the most well-liked can be incorporated. What makes a code-golf question good? What are some pitfalls to avoid?

Sp3000

02:42

Trying to think of code-golf questions with weird scoring methods, and the only one the comes to mind is Martin's meta regex golf one

(aside from bonuses being awarded)

"your code in number of bytes * 5 + sum of the 10 generated BF codes"

Oh, I guess there's stuff like that too

xnor

there's the usual "-20 bytes if you do X" which all the golfscript/cjam solutions take but nobody else does

i think -X% works better for this

Sp3000

Yeah that's what I meant by bonus

I've thought about doing -X% myself, but have never been able to figure out a good X

grc

05:26

Golf Practice: Python has been closed

Sp3000

... oh

Controversial, I guess

hwnd

05:50

@Sp3000 I found a work around for the regex golf. Haha

Sp3000

Oh?

hwnd

Obviously it does not count because you're not allowed to cheat like this. regex101.com/r/nQ5bG9/2

Sp3000

How's that cheating?

hwnd

I just figured it would be since I match the non-matching strings and fail them (which only works if they are in that order)

Sp3000

Oh right ... yeah you're suppose to match/fail each one individually :P

hwnd

05:55

=P lol

Sp3000

Nice try :P

hwnd

I still do not see how you got it in 29 chars.

I have torn every subpattern in each string apart literally

Sp3000

I got a 28 actually, although if I'm really mean I could rearrange the chars so that the challenge wouldn't be able to go on for much longer :P

hwnd

Now now... calm down =) I will figure this out.

Sp3000

:) good luck

Hmmm maybe I should throw an incentive into the mix :D

nhahtdh

06:06

Should I reveal the answer to this (Unscramble source code): codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/41228/6638

I intended to leave it unanswered for as long as possible, but there doesn't seem to be anyone who attempted it

Sp3000

Yeah, unscramble cracking's died down a bit...

TwiNight

06:25

Any Java experts here?

nvm then

Beta Decay

06:59

This is brilliant :D

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Martin Büttner

09:03

@Sp3000 oh, you offered a bounty

Sp3000

:D

Write a regex gogogo

Martin Büttner

:P

I was just considering to post some comments to poll if people would prefer if I relaxed the scoring a bit to keep the challenge going

Sp3000

Oh... right... I forgot about that :/

Well... if you want to then go ahead :) There's a previous answer which I think would deserve a bounty anyway, if it comes to that

Martin Büttner

no, with the bounty it kinda feels wrong now ^^ ... I might do it after the end of the bounty... although if I do it would be nice if you awarded it to user23013 in case he loses his first place due to the rule change

(he won't immediately, but who knows what happens in the long run if I do that)

Sp3000

... that was silly of me :(

Martin Büttner

09:14

no no, I'm still not even sure that changing the rules is a good idea. and having a bounty awarded before the rule change is actually not a bad idea

Sp3000

Ahaha k, hopefully someone finds an appropriate regex then :)

Optimizer

11:27

My rep graph is sad for the last 10 days :(

plannapus

12:08

@MartinBüttner How are you planning on relaxing the rules? Increasing the size ? (and I'm not just asking because I'm stuck since three days on a 31 bytes regex :) )

Sp3000

Haha, Martin has a really nice way of getting 30 ;)

Martin Büttner

12:32

@plannapus, allowing another character every 5 or 10 answers and changing the denominator of the score to 30+N/5 or 30+N/10

plannapus

12:56

that's actually not a bad idea at all.

Optimizer

Did anyone clearly understand the bag of letters and words question ?

Optimizer

13:21

I was able to get a regex which matches all from non matching list and does not match any from matching list, in around 28 bytes, (don't remember right now). But its of no use :D

Rainbolt

14:05

@Fry and @xnor are on a roll today. Way to bump me off the transcript!

FryAmTheEggman

Somebody starred all of our 'meta-meta' proposal :P

Martin Büttner

@Optimizer that would have been a nice idea too (being able to decide which set to match and which set to fail)... but that's a too crazy change to make now

@Rainbolt I'm surprised you haven't close voted the meta-golfing tips question yet :P

Rainbolt

@MartinBüttner I wish you could have seen the reaction on my face when I at first didn't believe you and then I found it.

Martin Büttner

:D

Rainbolt

I said my piece and that's all I have to say about that facet of the question, but I do want to talk about something else

If stuff starts getting extracted from these tips and added to the tag, beware of making the tag too large

Short and simple is probably easier for newbies.

Martin Büttner

14:15

I think the tag is already pretty exhaustive... it doesn't cover all pitfalls but it does cover everything the spec needs

Rainbolt

But if someone does come up with an awesome tip (which I admit is a side effect of asking for them) then you might want to collect it. You never know

@FryAmTheEggman You helped me verify that I am indeed not very smart.

FryAmTheEggman

Uh, you're welcome? :P

Rainbolt

After spending the greater part of my free time yesterday thinking of rules for generating fragile primes, I noticed that my observations were labeled "trivial". And then that guy pointed me to a page on Mathematics where a collection of smart guys has basically written a research paper on the subject.

Optimizer

@MartinBüttner - another cool idea, the current answer decides which set the next one matches

FryAmTheEggman

Well, anything anyone can come up with in < 1 day is 'trivial' in my book :P

Optimizer

14:29

leading to 4 possibilities for each question, where to put the regex and what to choose as matching for next one

Rainbolt

It just occurred to me that all I have to do is translate an existing Python entry into Java or C in order to beat them

FryAmTheEggman

14:48

That probably would've worked on me, but checking all the permutations won't be much faster in just another language.

Unless you go crazy with C/C++ and do everything with bit-shifts ;)

Rainbolt

15:02

@FryAmTheEggman Python can bit shift as well

tutorialspoint.com/python/bitwise_operators_example.htm

Martin Büttner

@Sp3000 o.O (the new regex)

FryAmTheEggman

I was referring more to doing something like this

Optimizer

@MartinBüttner wasn't that answer already there in deleted form ?

Martin Büttner

@Optimizer no, the deleted one was completely different

P[.$?[]|w\^|^[^|C\\]*$|^[!P]

but he posted a very similar one a bit up the chain:

^..(.[!G)(3w^]|.{7}$|$)|\$\?

Optimizer

I can see deleted answers ..

but I think I remembered that there were two deleted answers

and now there's only one

Martin Büttner

15:06

there are 3

but none of them are similar

Optimizer

oh wait, there are still 2 deleted :D

I am not used to order by oldest yet :D

Martin Büttner

@Unihedron @hwnd we have a new regex :)

Optimizer

I wonder why he has written "This answer still works..."

FryAmTheEggman

It's the same as an old one, with the | values swapped around

Optimizer

oh

Martin Büttner

15:15

not quite, but almost

Unihedron

15:25

@MartinBüttner ?!

Martin Büttner

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A: A Different Kind of Meta Regex Golf

29. PCRE flavour - 28 ^..(.[!)3G^w]|$)|\^.{7}$|G\) Tested on Regex101 This answer still works... The next answer has to match the following strings: PPCG ^P ^[P^]P [^?][PG]$ (?<!\\..)(?!]).$ ^[\w^]*$|!|]P|G]\$$ !|[^?]P(CG|G..)?$ [^])]\$|^\^?P|P.\].$ ([.$?]|G\])\$$|^\^?P|\]P$ ([P.$?]\$|[]^]P...

Unihedron

.............

GG

Martin Büttner

I wonder if Sp3000's solution still works now

@Unihedron btw, I'm considering to relax the rules a little once the bounty is awarded. so stay tuned ;)

Unihedron

@MartinBüttner :)

Martin Büttner

15:51

@user2179021 what about unary -? does it have to be surrounded by parentheses? or can you write n*-15?

Martin Büttner

16:30

I've made a first pass at the test case generator

first, here some example output: pastebin.com/gXwZtwQW

It's pretty naive so far. It just throws together a random syntax tree up to depth 4, taking care not to nest factorials, binomial coefficients and exponentials (the base of exponentials is fine, the exponent isn't). Still numbers some times get ridiculously large, and you get stuff like division by 0 and 0^0, but Mathematica just ignores stuff like that. Then I chop off any ends of the series that get rational/real, negative or greater than 10^20.

if at least two (distinct) elements remain, I add the series to the results.

and here is the code: pastebin.com/77ByGQr9

it should be reasonably understandable even without Mathematica knowledge

oh, and I select numbers randomly from 1 to 100, currently skewed towards larger numbers. I actually wanted to skew it towards smaller numbers, but I did that wrong, will look into fixing it.

I suppose a better idea might be to build up the syntax tree from the ground up, evaluating the first twenty entries for each subtree, so you can abort early if you get division by zero (or similar), throw the tree away, if things cancel to a constant, and avoid factorial/exponential when the values exceed some hard limit that makes sense

Okay, here is 100 sequences for fixed code. It gets reasonable sequences much quicker now: pastebin.com/wNJuHgtB

Fixed code: pastebin.com/0jttcyMr

(fixed meaning, it skews towards smaller number literals. I'm still building the syntax tree randomly top-down)

user2179021

16:55

@MartinBüttner thanks for the comment.. can you tell me how you find the sandbox?

when it isn't linked from the front page

it is now so it's ok ;)

@MartinBüttner I added smoething about your example

it is n*(-15)

FryAmTheEggman

@Geobits I think Linda got a bye the second time because otherwise Steve would have had 2 byes in a row. Then Linda's seed was higher than kyle's, so he had to play (?)

Geobits

Sure, that's why I'm asking if it matters and how exactly it needs to be handled. If I don't have to track who had a bye in the last round, that's one less thing to code.

FryAmTheEggman

Asking is definitely a good idea, I was just saying what I thought he meant.

Geobits

Yea, I pretty much assumed it was so Steve wouldn't have two in a row. I've also seen formats where the lowest ranking teams got the byes each time, just to throw a weird unpredictability into the mix (a barely-squeaked into playoffs player makes it to the last few rounds, etc). People are weird :D

FryAmTheEggman

^Basically the plot of all sports movies ever :)

Geobits

17:11

You know what's better than watching sports? Watching fake sports :D

Martin Büttner

@user2179021 did you realise that the 15 messages after that were addressing you as well? :P

cjfaure

casually listens to lorde while writing FFT visualizer

Geobits

Weird Al does Lorde songs better than Lorde IMO ;)

cjfaure

@Geobits hence i'm listening to remixes specifically :P

FryAmTheEggman

17:30

@Geobits man, I loved Foil :) The innocent lunch-packing to the illuminati was pretty great :D

cjfaure

i can't find a good remix :/ time to make one

googles "how to get song stems as a person that's too shy to email lorde"

New Sandboxed Posts

17:56

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Shortest Program that May or May not Terminate: Write a program such that whether or not it terminates depends on the answer to an unsolved question in Computer Science or Mathematics. For example, your program might test the Goldbach conjecture for every N and quit if a counterexample is found,...

Sp3000

19:19

@MartinBüttner Funnily enough, that's exactly what I had :)

Beta Decay

19:42

How do you guys think a Kolmogorov complexity challenge where you have to output the nth Rule of Acquisition would go down?

githubphagocyte

19:57

@BetaDecay Would you provide a program to test the entries?

@BetaDecay Before I followed your link I was imagining a series of Acquisition Rules starting with RAII

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Yeah probably. I don't think there's enough Star Trek on PPCG :D

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Based on TOS, write code that causes the computer to burst into flames when asked to divide by zero

Beta Decay

There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.

Reminds me of this ;)

githubphagocyte

20:13

@BetaDecay There's an xkcd for everything... :)

Beta Decay

That would be a good challenge (although almost impossible :) where, given a piece of text, it produces a valid xkcd

Rainbolt

I can't tell if this guy is getting smart with me or not boardgames.stackexchange.com/q/20785/6692

The first couple of times I read his latest comment, I decided he was seriously asking if he had the freedom to chose. But the more I read it the more I think he is upset that I edited his post.

Am I reading way too far into it?

Beta Decay

Which guy is it @Rainbolt?

Rainbolt

The OP

"Do I have a choice to decide between these options, or do you decide it for me? "

Geobits

Yes, he's upset. Source: telepathy

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FryAmTheEggman

20:19

^ Seems pretty conclusive to me.

Beta Decay

@Rainbolt I think he's just one of those people who likes to act like that

Rainbolt

Hmmm I guess you guys can't see that he has broken English because you didn't see the original post.

So I'm reading his comments in a difference voice.

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt although the wording could be used sarcastically, in this case I get the impression that this is someone so new to SE that they regard you as a moderator due to having the power to edit. So my guess is that it's more asking for your advice on how the site runs than challenging you.

Beta Decay

Hmm. I think he might be like the guy who commented on my post. Maybe he is upset... I have no idea now.. :/

Rainbolt

@BetaDecay Did you delete your comments?

Beta Decay

20:23

@Rainbolt Yeah, I think I said something along the lines of No need to be so facetious

Rainbolt

Ok, this is just confusing:

it was so long ago since i coded in python... and so little did i know of its library that i've never seen "zip" before... i'll soon look into the documentation for this. and by "soon look into", i mean look into it after a few days (that's just how i roll)... but there certainly are things i could pick up from this. thnx. — Amnat Heer Sep 1 at 1:22

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt Could they be asking about the ambiguous cases you mentioned? Asking whether the site ("you") chooses which interpretation, rather than asking if you personally are imposing link style?

Rainbolt

@githubphagocyte I actually was going to ask that, but I decided that the answer was the same regardless. It's his choice.

Beta Decay

I have no idea about that comment...

Maybe he thinks that zip is a library?

I mean it is, but not that zip

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt This is the problem with plain text communication. Without an indication of sarcasm it's always a question hanging in the background. I have the same problem in spoken language because my sarcastic voice sounds identical to my serious voice.

Geobits

20:28

I never have that problem.

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay maybe they are using "library" very loosely to include the built ins too?

@Geobits Do you mean you are reliably always sarcastic...? :P

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Yeah probably...

Geobits

@githubphagocyte That's one interpretation. If read sarcastically, it's a humorous way to reaffirm your point. The problem is, which is it?

githubphagocyte

For future reference, I find that a parenthetical exclamation mark works well for avoiding ambiguity in intended sarcasm(!)

Beta Decay

Inability to transmit sarcasm is why <sarcasm/> tags were invented ;)

Geobits

20:31

Please fix your sarcasm tag. It offends the eyes as it is.

@githubphagocyte Is that sarcasm?

githubphagocyte

</sarcasm>?

@Geobits You mean it didn't remove the possibility of misinterpretation??

Geobits

Okay, so sarcasm is officially starting to not look like a word any more. I need to step away from the computer :P

githubphagocyte

I now have another xkcd in my head...

@Geobits What about sarcastical?

Rainbolt

@Geobits I had that problem with "good" yesterday.

The longer you look at a word, the more it starts to sound like a person with Down's Syndrome is reading it in your head.

githubphagocyte

@Geobits Serious question, did you add the second "u" in "humorous" for my benefit, or is that an exception in US English that I haven't seen before?

Rainbolt

20:36

books.google.com/ngrams/…

Beta Decay

Humourous? That's weird...

Rainbolt

@githubphagocyte OH wait... you asked if he added the second u. Do you usually spell it humoros?

Geobits

@githubphagocyte That's the only way I've ever seen it spelled. 'Humoros' doesn't seem right at all to me ;)

Now if I wrote 'humourous', that would be strange ;)

Rainbolt

"humoros only yielded one result"

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt I thought that was the US spelling until you spelled it out and now I feel uncomfortable looking at text in general following how stupid that makes me feel :)

Rainbolt

20:38

@githubphagocyte Well to be fair, we are on the topic of how staring at a word for too long makes it look weird.

Beta Decay

Let's have a poll: aluminum or aluminium? I'm aluminium

Geobits

You're insane.

Rainbolt

ALUMINUM

Geobits

It's long enough at four syllables, why add another useless one?

Beta Decay

Well you have sodium and lithium. -ium just looks right for an element

Rainbolt

20:40

books.google.com/ngrams/…

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay I think "ium" is the ending indicating a metal. It's not right to have metal names not ending in "ium". We need new names for gold, silver, iron...

Rainbolt

Here's the British one:

books.google.com/ngrams/…

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay I'm in the UK and say aluminium myself, but I still think it's a silly argument :)

Rainbolt

@githubphagocyte Rainbolt is the best.

Geobits

Lanthanum, Platinum, Tantalum...

githubphagocyte

20:43

@Rainbolt that's an excellent point. However, out of context it sounds crazy, so I've starred it... :)

Beta Decay

From Latin -um (“neuter singular morphological suffix”), based on Latin terms for metals, such as ferrum. Maybe my argument is flawed...

Geobits

That's really the best reason to star something, but you should always wait two minutes :)

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt genius

FryAmTheEggman

The elements are already about as bad with exceptions as the English language, it doesn't really matter what you call alumini?um

Geobits

Yes it does, because I'm right :P

FryAmTheEggman

20:45

(Incoming xkcd reference) Wait, someone is wrong on the internet!

githubphagocyte

You can't strip away too many syllables since alum is already a thing, so how about alumm for the metal?

Beta Decay

If it helps, the Welsh is Alwminiwm which is pronounced the same as British English..

Rainbolt

In my head that reads AHW-loo-MIH-nee-wum

Ugh I can't get it right

Geobits

There's also the obsolete 'alumium' version.

Rainbolt

@Geobits Ok mr. wikipediahead. I can has google.

githubphagocyte

20:48

@BetaDecay pronounced aloominioom - close to the English pronunciation but longer

Beta Decay

@Rainbolt Haha yeah, just wait until you see the town name: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch... The locals call it Llanfair P.G.

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay it's so long since I've seen that written down - does it really have a DOUBLE double L in the middle??

Rainbolt

YAHNTEE SILLIO GOGO!!!

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Wow, I've never noticed that... That's just going to spray saliva over everyone...

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay I might have guessed you didn't type that in by hand... ;)

Beta Decay

20:52

@githubphagocyte Oh god no! I doubt anyone can do that... ;)

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay I had to in school but I definitely couldn't now...

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Really? That's just cruel...

I suppose you were in Wales then

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Lol yes - otherwise it would be REALLY cruel

I can't remember the English translation

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Something about a church and a waterfall IIRC...

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Just looked it up on Wikipedia and the pronunciation guide is full of alien symbols.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is a large village and community on the island of Anglesey in Wales, situated on the Menai Strait next to the Britannia Bridge and across the strait from Bangor. It is alternatively known as Llanfairpwll, Llanfair PG, or Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (pronounced [ˌɬanvairˌpuɬɡwɨ̞nˌɡɨ̞ɬɡoˌɡɛrəˌχwərnˌdrobuɬˌɬantɨ̞ˌsiljoˌɡoɡoˈɡoːχ] ( )). At the 2001 census the population of the community was 3,040, 76% of whom speak Welsh fluently; the highest percentage of speakers is in the 10–14 age group, where 97.1% speak Welsh. It is the sixth...

Beta Decay

20:58

@githubphagocyte That was just scraping the bottom of the unicode barrel...

githubphagocyte

The character/letter mismatch seems at home on PPCG:

58 characters (51 "letters" since "ch" and "ll" are digraphs, and are treated as single letters in the Welsh language)

Rodolvertice

whats with the gogogo part

githubphagocyte

@Rodolvertice I think the final goch is a mutation of coch, meaning red. I'd have to look up the rest...

> The name means: [St.] Mary's Church (Llanfair) [in] the hollow (pwll) of the white hazel (gwyn gyll) near (go ger) the rapid whirlpool (y chwyrn drobwll) [and] the church of [St.] Tysilio (llantysilio) with a red cave ([a]g ogo[f] goch).

Rainbolt

I only hear throat noises when I see "go go go goch"

FryAmTheEggman

That seems like an unnecessarily specific name.

Rodolvertice

21:01

i read it as silly go go goch

githubphagocyte

@FryAmTheEggman I've just discovered it was a publicity gimmick back in the 1800s...

Beta Decay

Haha yeah. North Wales is full of made up stuff for tourists. Beddgelert (Gelert's grave) is an example

Rodolvertice

Yeah I remember reading somewhere that the long names attracted tourists

FryAmTheEggman

That makes much more sense XD

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Beddgelert isn't real??

Rodolvertice

21:02

gelert sounds like some sort of icecream

like gerbert

githubphagocyte

gelato!

Rodolvertice

haha

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Nah, I think a farmer made it up.

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt The final "ch" is pronounced as a throat noise :)

Beta Decay

@Rainbolt It's the same as H in Klingon, if that helps

Rodolvertice

21:04

That helps.

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay but it's such a horribly sad and heart wrenching story - oh wait - that does now add up...

For help in pronouncing Welsh, refer to a more widely used language like Klingon

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Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte Yeah.. There would be at least some remnants of such a castle.

Rodolvertice

"Students, pronounce the h in goch like the h in pahtak."

githubphagocyte

I felt so sorry for Gelert when I heard that story as a child

Beta Decay

@Rodolvertice To be technical, it would be paHtak. The ah is pronounced ay like in Kahless, not ach

@githubphagocyte What kind of dog was Gelert?

Rodolvertice

21:11

Sorry, I'm no Klingon expert. Judging by your avatar I guess you are haha. Thanks for the correction.

Beta Decay

Haha no problem. I'm no expert either, I've just watched a lot of Star Trek and read the pronunciation chapter of the Klingon-English dictionary :)

githubphagocyte

I had a Klingon bus driver once. I almost greeted him "Ka plah" (I don't know the correct spelling) but I chickened out.

Rodolvertice

How does one get a Klingon bus driver

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Wikipedia just says "a faithful hound"

Beta Decay

@githubphagocyte I imagine a wolfhound or something

githubphagocyte

21:17

@Rodolvertice it was just for one day so I assume either a dare/bet or on his way to a fancy dress party. It didn't look like fancy dress though. It looked like full television makeup - no joins. Nowadays I might just ask, but at the time I was too quiet.

Beta Decay

I can't believe there's a Wiktionary page for Qapla'...

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Something large enough to kill a large wolf

Beta Decay

Also, if you want to great someone, use nuqnaH (What do you want?).

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay Odd greeting to the driver when getting onto a bus though...

:18708277 you can go back and edit

Rodolvertice

@githubphagocyte Didn't know that. (thanks, i'm kind of new here.)

githubphagocyte

21:20

(that's why it says "Rainbolt is the best" in the star list to the right...)

Rodolvertice

Haha

Say something smart, get a star, then edit...

githubphagocyte

@Rodolvertice Usually when I tell someone that they already know - it's nice to finally be helpful :)

Geobits

Nah, it's easier to get starred with funny rather than smart ;)

Beta Decay

Don't forget witty ;)

Rodolvertice

Funny things require wit to come up with

Beta Decay

21:22

Oh yeah. I suppose just standalone jokes don't get starred...

Did you here about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!

githubphagocyte

@BetaDecay you missed a word...

Rodolvertice

I'm not sure what you meant by that haha

Geobits

My favorite out-of-context star: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/240?m=16072920#16072920

Rodolvertice

Well then. That's nasty.

Beta Decay

@Rodolvertice Haha it was a little experiment of mine

githubphagocyte

21:25

@BetaDecay I'm not starring it but I did laugh out loud

Beta Decay

Haha yeah. That's one of my dad's favourites

githubphagocyte

@Geobits I'm sure nowadays that would get more than 6...

Rodolvertice

I wonder if the mathematician used pencil and paper to solve his problem...

Rainbolt

Ugh. We have a requirement to respond with a 500 error code if "something goes wrong internally".

So now our customer is testing our product, and they are asking us how to produce a 500 error code so they can test that we did it correctly.

Beta Decay

Pull out some cables somewhere and see if that works... ;)

Rainbolt

21:32

I guess I could wrap the entire service in a try catch and respond with a 500?

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt so they are asking you what bugs you are already aware of and decided not to fix?

Rainbolt

@githubphagocyte You have obviously worked in development before, haven't you? ;)

githubphagocyte

@Rainbolt lol no but interacted closely enough...

@Rainbolt Tell them they can test it by putting a slice of processed ham in the cd drive

Rodolvertice

@githubphagocyte my friend once did that, he put 4 slices of ham on the tray, pushed it until it closed, and nothing happened. The computer worked fine, but the cd tray never worked again. (He couldnt get the ham out)

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githubphagocyte

@Rodolvertice I particularly like that the starred message cuts off the vital last phrase, making it look like good advice...

Rodolvertice

21:40

Haha

It fixes windows 98 blue screens!

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