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1:02 PM
well, as i said, we can do refinement later
 
I really don't see how working on a challenge as a team would work
 
Coming up with a idea is the hard part. Other people can't really help there. The rest is easy and other people can't really help there either (except for providing feedback) since it's pretty fast.
 
@mousetail well, a group can come up with ideas
or we can do single, you can comment
or we can do a test drive about 2 days later
 
First car crash poggers
 
1:11 PM
@RadvylfPrograms Congrats
Where you the car or the other party?
 
I was the car itself, duh
Otherwise it would be a person crash
 
If a car crashes into a person or bike it's still a car crash right?
or a wall or a tree
 
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Q: Calculate Pi unto a point using the Nilakantha series

py3programmerYour task: given a nonzero positive number i, calculate pi using the Nilakantha series unto i terms. The Nilakantha series is as follows: $$\text 3 + \frac{4}{2*3*4} - \frac{4}{4*5*6}+\frac{4}{6*7*8} - ...$$ 3 is the first term, 4/2*3*4 is the second, -4/4*5*6 is the third, and so on. Notice that...

 
@RadvylfPrograms tell me more
 
I'll elaborate over in OTTNB
 
1:16 PM
Why is it so hard to find a specific room
 
1:46 PM
@user JavaScript is middle-aged. It just went out and bought a super expensive car, and thinks it's in the prime of its life. It goes jogging daily, and is an active member of the HOA. It's totally unaware that the kids think it's out-of-touch, and it's even started using the same jokes the kids are using sometimes, but always a few months after they're cool. It had an unusual childhood, and all of its friends from college have ended up in prison.
 
@RadvylfPrograms Who are javascripts friends from college?
 
Actionscript, Coffeescript, jQuery, etc.
 
https://ato.pxeger.com/run?1=m700OT49OXnBgqWlJWm6FityEzPzNDSrayFcqOiCRY66EBYA

Maybe I'm not understanding something basic but why does a empty C program have over 4K page faults?
 
Java is an old man. He likes to tell long, verbose stories about his youth, about the war. He can make friends with anyone, and is only occasionally casually racist. He's pretty much given up on being up-to-date with technology, and instead enjoys woodworking and writing letters to his senator. He still has a job, at a big company, since he refuses to stay home all day.
Scala is Java's daughter. She looks just like him, and is interested in many of the same hobbies. She's always annoyed that he won't use the cell phone she bought him. She's active in politics, and just got out of college. She wants to do something more exciting than just work at a desk all day, but she knows that's where she'll end up.
C++ proudly hangs a Trump 2024 flag in front of his house. He lives across the street from Java, and keeps an eye on him. They're bitter rivals at work. C++ is also into woodworking, and his hands are covered in scars. He insists on doing all of his house repairs himself, despite not actually being very good at making it consistent and properly functional. He's proud to be C's son, but never visits him at the retirement home.
 
2:11 PM
would appreciate help for this math problem
 
3:01 PM
I like the one about Java but I'd like to propose a different version of this:
Scala is Java's daughter. She had a bright future and a full college fund, but then her brother Kotlin was born. Java devoted all its attention to Kotlin, partly because the resemblance was much stronger between those two than with Scala. Scala became more and more estranged from the rest of the family and got involved with the wrong crowd, like Haskell the "cool" drug dealer
Kotlin, on the other hand, gets all the attention and snubs Scala any chance he gets. He knows he's going to inherit all of Java's fortunes when he grows up, while Scala will lose the bit of fame she has and eventually lose what little she inherits from Java
Groovy is the middle child that no one talks about. Java decided to make a clone of himself, but tried to remove his defects using some genetic modification. The result was a monstrosity, so Groovy was sent away to work a desk job in the middle of nowhere where no one would see Java's mistake
Kotlin still hangs out with Groovy sometimes because he has good connections with Gradle, but Kotlin's been trying to cut Groovy out of the deal recently
Jython was the result of another one of Java's horrific experiments where he mixed snake DNA into one of his clones. Java is no longer allowed to conduct medical experiments
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3:28 PM
@mousetail Possibly when a file is mmaped into virtual memory, accessing it counts as a page fault?
 
3:46 PM
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Q: Sudoku Solver Diagonal Constraint

Arya SinghGiven a sudoku(9 * 9) where . represent empty cell and it contains number from 0-8(inclusive). Constraint: All the number in sudoku must appear exactly once in left-top to right-bottom diagonal. All the number in sudoku must appear exactly once in right-top to left-bottom diagonal. All the number...

 
4:13 PM
I finally posted an answer after a long time lol
 
 
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5:23 PM
@mathcat can we accept a list with any nesting?
 
@user Pip is a 30-year-old who keeps trying to hang out with the cool college kids. They usually just ignore him. Every once in a while, someone new meets him and thinks he's fun, until they meet the others and realize that they're way cooler. He has a habit of unironically using slang terms that were popular 10 years ago.
 
Zsh is an insignificant politician. She dreams of being prime minister but is actually the least important MP in parliament. When she tries to talk to normal people noone ever agrees with her and she goes home having done nothing but bore everyone.
 
@mousetail Ooh, good question. Well, it's probably simpler than what you're looking for, but I notice that cyclic tag doesn't really have an interpreter. (It isn't exactly a language, but it would be if you gave it a clearly defined syntax.) I'll have to think if there are some other languages.
 
@Seggan wdym?
 
5:38 PM
@DLosc Is this describing Pip or you? :P
@pxeger Whoa whoa whoa, people love Zsh
I think the language itself is cursed af, even more than Bash, but I love the plugins
 
i dont know enough about programming languages or people to participate :P
 
Feel free to join, none of us know anything about people either!
 
@mathcat as in a flattened list, or a list with 2 levels of nesting for the second item, etc
arbitrarilty nested numbers
 
oh yeah
 
COBOL is an old army veteran. He used to be quite important, as he's happy to remind you all the time, but nowadays he sits inside reading the newspaper and snoozing.
 
5:45 PM
@user tarpits are those "survive on your own in the wilderness", type guys, with the level of functionality corresponding to the amount of technology they allow themselves to use ("bring a van" vs "eat grass and fight a bear bare handed"). The Waterfall Method is mother nature herself.
 
@DLosc we have programming languages named pip and squeak, so now we have to combine them and make a small and insignificant language
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@user Clojure is Lisp's son that got married to one of Java's daughters. He likes to think he's cool and all, like his brothers, but no one understands him. Having the Java family as in-laws doesn't help.
 
Clojure has some cool ideas like its datatypes but its popularity kind of turns me off :P
 
^
i like clojure
but yeah, not many use it
 
I was thinking that people do use it lol
I mean less than other languages but a lot for lisps (recently)
but then again I don't know much about it so I can't say for sure
 
5:48 PM
Scratch is the elder cousin of Snap! and the elder brother of Scratch Jr. It wants to be appreciated by younger people but it finds all it attracts is working class men (with Scratch Jr. taking all the kids attention)
 
@Wezl' honestly squeak is great, I had fun trying it online
 
@Seggan It's surprisingly popular. Wezl's just weird, they mainly use super-obscure languages
 
@Wezl' why
@user hmm, i havent seen it around much
 
@user I feel very complimented
 
@user btw I was thinking of taking on a new language
 
5:51 PM
@Seggan The fact that we've all heard about Clojure here makes it too popular for Wezl
 
But brainfuck is not on that list
 
lol not quite
 
It’s complicated
 
@py3programmer ???
 
It’s got really weird syntax.
Take for hello world
 
5:52 PM
@py3programmer talking about scratch you can run ancient scratch in squeak *in the browser*
 
No I meant why did you ping me?
 
Cuz you were talking about obscure languages
@Wezl' which version
 
Ok
 
they were probably trying to ping a specific user but forgot the "specific" part :P
@py3programmer of scratch, squeak, or the browser?
 
It’s 1.4
Never mind
Current version is 3.0
 
5:55 PM
Python is a cannibal that likes to eat other programming languages for dinner. Somehow, it manages to keep a good public face with "dynamic typing" and "multiple paradigm."
 
Talking about scratch
@Seggan I disagree with the cannibal thingy
 
@Wezl' ooooh this works better for me. I really like the B/W aesthetic
 
Alright I’m off
 
@py3programmer what i mean is its taking other langs off the popularity board
its taking over, eating the other langs
 
this is what real code is like. See? it even says C O D E in the corner. In SQUARES
 
6:03 PM
@user its 47 on tiobe, not too popular for me. but at the same time somehow scala is above kotlin on tiobe soo...
and cobol is above scala whaaa
 
Probably because only a few COBOL answers have been written
Oh wait nvm you're talking about tiobe
 
6:51 PM
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@DLosc I'm looking for something simple, thanks. I'll check it out
@pxeger Seems to be very high for all compiled languages, so I conjecture it's couting page faults during the compilation process too
 
@Wezl' this is the context menu windows users are missing :P
(this is from squeak 5.0 on try.squeak.org)
 
@Wezl' Ooh a zork reference
 
7:09 PM
@mousetail Yes I know that is the case
 
@user ikr :P
 
@RadvylfPrograms well tEcHnIcAlLy colossal cave adventure came before zork (not that I can pretend that I knew that more than a minute ago)
 
@pxeger More like "Zsh is Bash's older sister who tries too hard to be quirky and smart"
 
Nah, Bash is Zsh's younger brother who doesn't try hard enough at anything
 
@RadvylfPrograms I can see this more than the other one, maybe that's because I'm one of the normal people who never agrees with her
 
7:16 PM
Whython is the horrible result of scientists' first attempt to clone Python (formerly known as Dolly). He has three arms.
 
... which, however, does make him better at some tasks than Python. ;)
 
8:13 PM
@RadvylfPrograms Zsh is Bash's older sister who's extraordinarily intelligent but unfortunately misunderstood by everyone but her friends
Bash is the jock who gets all the attention
 
 
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11:07 PM
Lol I wanna join in with desmos but not sure how I would describe desmos as a person
 
@mousetail any time it accesses memory that wasn't mapped in it counts as a page fault
this includes mapping in the executable code and data for the program and the crt
for bigger programs what can happen is that memory needs to be swapped out in which case you'll get a page fault when it needs to be swapped in again
 
11:35 PM
It's demand paging (which is what Neil described), but that's not all:
It's also copy-on-write for zeroed pages, since allocated VMAs all initially point to a single zero-page. There's a fair number of mmap calls even for an empty program because most libcs are pretty bloated, and any write to any of the pages will cause a page fault.
 
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