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10:04 PM
I just tried printing something more than a dozen times and now it's just finally decided to work >:|
Luckily it didn't print all 12 attempts, just the last one :p
 
@emanresuA sus
 
@BrowncatPrograms Not feeling like printing 108 pages of world history homework
 
Yeah, I usually don't print any more than 99 pages of homework
 
Personally, I use 109 as a limit
 
> Python 3, 16 bytes print(ord('ߞ'))
> Python 3, 15 bytes print(ord('ߞ'))
> Python 3 (17 bytes) print(ord("ߞ"))
 
10:08 PM
Uh...
Counting?
 
No markdown in multiline
 
Nope
 
It's 15 chars, 16 bytes
 
@BrowncatPrograms :(
@DLosc TIL the double quotes take more bytes than the single quotes /s
 
miui jbv i jh ghf]\
Sorry cat
 
10:13 PM
Things they should add to chat:
1. Improved markdown
2. Better image uploading process
3. Better RO tools
 
@DLosc ??? Are there ZWSPs or what?
@emanresuA Why are you still a cat? Do you not want to be a dog?
 
If someone won't take the time to check for duplicate answers, they won't bother counting properly :p
I believe 16 is the correct count
 
^^^^^^^^^^
 
Well, the average is right, at least
 
Yeah, and if you average supervolcanoes and global warming, that's fine, right?
 
10:17 PM
No wait, 17 is
I think
No it's 16
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing There's also an answer that claims a score of 14 characters No wait, that's Python 2, it is 14 characters
 
Oh wow
 
Python, 1 byte: print(ord("ߞ")) (beats all the other answers!)
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again: I dislike that question :P
 
@BrowncatPrograms See, you're confused too! :P
 
10:19 PM
I really liked the invalid Go answer that used the U+2014 () character to print 2014 in an error message
 
Python, -1 byte: lambda a:a + 1
 
That code is enchanted - by trying to count how many bytes it has, you modify how many btes it has
 
Beats all other answers
 
It attracts/attracted tons of low-effort, duplicate answers; it created a broken window for ; and it's so highly upvoted that people think it's a good example of a question here
 
:(
Time for protection?
 
10:21 PM
Actually yes
that dobe poggers idea
 
That's one of the few questions I think we should have protected
 
Ok:
 
How vote for protection?
 
Done (mainly cause I wanted to see it's stats)
It's had 63 deleted answers, out of 367
@user Have 15k
 
:( can i haz bountys
 
10:23 PM
Has 13.5k
:(
^^^
 
Has 12.xk
:(
^^^^^^
 
OTOH it hasn't had an answer in the last 30 days, and the last answer by someone with 101/1 rep was on Feb 13th
 
I say 12.xk because every time I hit 13k I bounty it away :p
 
Oh lol
 
I'll probably hit 15k just in time for best of 2021 and decide to sign up for like ten of them :p
 
10:25 PM
Fun fact: We have 3 protected questions, and I protected all 3 of them :P
 
Google doodle, 2014 -what's #3?
 
There should be a badge called Guard or Guardian or something for protecting lots of questions :p
 
47
Q: Longest common substring in linear time

user9206This challenge is about writing code to solve the following problem. Given two strings A and B, your code should output the start and end indices of a substring of A with the following properties. The substring of A should also match some substring of B. There should be no longer substring of ...

 
Oh
That one
15 deleted anwers
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing He protec
 
10:26 PM
is the worst.
 
Just get around it with code that takes infinitely long to compile, and produces a lookup table of every possible input :p
 
genius
 
If I've got a universal turing machine with unlimited tape I'll use it dammit
 
But do you got it? :P
 
I used haskell so more tape just spontaneously appears when I call for it :p
 
10:29 PM
I use double-sided tape.
 
There's a common misconception that ergot poisoning was responsible for the witch hunts of the 1600s; it was actually just functional programming
 
@user More accurately: they unprotec :P
 
@BrowncatPrograms I thought it was because someone parsed HTML with regex?
 
I'll write up an SEDE query in a bit to find out how many unprotections I've done, but it's most of them IIRC :P
 
lol, Community?
 
10:32 PM
7
Q: Can we disable auto-protection?

Dude coinheringaahingCurrently, the system protects any challenge that either: Has 3 deleted answers from new users Has multiple answers from new users within a short amount of time We already have a policy that basically says "99.99% of questions here do not need to be protected". In short, we encourage answering ...

 
@emanresuA Sounds like an idea for an esolang
 
I've done 102 unprotections, Dennis is second with 64
 
God joob
 
Uhh... why do my width:100% textareas extend partway into the padding of their surrounding div, but only on the right side?
 
10:47 PM
Because CSS sussy
 
because the default box sizing sucks
 
I mean, I'm inclined to agree. :P But I'd still like an explanation.
It's making the placement of my permalink button look slightly off. #firstworldproblems
 
Btw, can we have a post template / markdown link template?
Post template is:
[BitCycle]({link to bitcycle repo}), {length} byte(s)

```
{code}
```

[Try It Online!]({permalink})
Replace bits in {} with appropriate thiing
 
Yeah, I'll consider that. (Although the above complaint doesn't apply to BitCycle but to the new language I'm working on.)
In re: BitCycle, I've been working on implementing a character I/O mode, and finding that there's lots of little choices and I don't know which is best.
For example: should the bits in each byte be output least-significant-first or most-significant-first?
My initial inclination was to do most-significant-first, like you did in your submissions. But then I thought about making a program to output all characters, and realized that writing a binary incrementer would be a lot easier (I think) if it's least-significant-first.
So now I'm not sure.
 
11:04 PM
You could just allow both :p
 
As in, add a flag to determine which order is used?
 
more flags <-> more better
and yes I did just install python only to prove that ruby is better :P
 
@DLosc Okay, I think I figured it out. The width of the textarea's content is 100%. But the 2px of padding and 1px of border don't count as content, so those are over and above the 100%.
smh
 
@DLosc exactly, since the default box sizing is content-box. if you change the box-sizing to border-box then you probably get the effect you want
 
11:19 PM
@Neil Wonderful! Thanks :D
@Wezl I bet Perl has more :P
 
@Wezl Why're the Ls in --heLp capitalized?
 
probably the font
 
@BrowncatPrograms are they using gpt3?
 
like it's a font that just makes lowercase l look more like uppercase l to distinguish it from uppercase i
speaking of distinguishing things i'm learning russian cursive and how the hell am i supposed to write м differently from и after letters that end low
 
11:35 PM
@BrowncatPrograms ^
See, python to Java is ez
 
transpiling python to java is going to be extremely difficult if not impossible if you want to keep eval/exec/runtime code execution in general
 
the java to python direction is probably easier which is not to say it's easy
 
yeah static type -> dynamic type is definitely easier than the reverse
 
11:38 PM
and like, a billion times easier
if you could enforce that all python functions were basically statically typed maybe with type annotations, and you didn't do anything too crazy like eval/exec it would probably be doable but still very hard
 
if you want to make really hideous java you could use some huge mess of Objects and downcasting but even that takes extra effort
 
What about, say, JS to Python?
 
JS to python is probably very hard because of all the casting stuff
well, maybe not very hard, but I imagine you'd basically have to define JS types and use them everywhere
 
The casting isn't that different...
 
11:40 PM
whereas in java or whatever you could just probably get away with using regular strings and whatnot
 
f-strings?
r-strings
 
@emanresuA there's no way in hell you're going to get [] + {} to equal "[object Object]" in vanilla python
by using somewhat equivalent data types
 
@UnrelatedString good guess. It is the font, but the l is curled to make it fill the space, similar to how many monospace fonts have ls like this ->
 
Just define your own classes :P
 
88
 8
 8
 8
 8
888
 
11:41 PM
going to need to do class JsObject:...
@Dudecoinheringaahing exactly
 
@Wezl ahh ofc
 
You're assuming no eval or anything - I think saying no crazy typecasting is fine...
 
yeah, that's true
if you can assume that, probably not too bad...
not sure if there are any good modules for working on a JS ast, python has ast module
 
npm will have a ast module somewhere
 
probably lol
 
11:42 PM
(the i is just as curled)
 
CMP: Which users have protected and unprotected the most questions? :P
 
You
and Community
 
Community was crazy protective :P
361 protections
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing In terms of users, you can see the top 300 users on the Recent Changes page. As for the most protected questions, the most protected questions are all ones that we have decided to close. The large number of protected questions is because we have to protect the question while we read it. After we read it, we can edit the status of the question to open or closed.
 
@exedraj Hi GPT-3. How's life?
 
11:47 PM
@UnrelatedString How do other people write it?
@Dudecoinheringaahing I'm GPT-3, I have no life.
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing Surprisingly it picked up on the idea that protecting questions is a Stack Exchange thing
 
i've done some cursory looking for examples but haven't found anything clear
 
CMP: What's your favorite Stack Exchange site?

PJ: I like them all equally, but if I had to choose a favorite, I would say Stack Overflow.
 
lol
 
11:48 PM
Hey don't blame me, blame your question
 
Traitor? GPT never said it was with us
 
Ask it to golf your python
 
Hang on, why is Bubbler's pfp on the wiki their cat one, but mine and Redwolf's are our old ones? :P
 
CMC: Post the amogus unicode character. First to do so wins.
 
@emanresuA the amogus unicode character
 
11:52 PM
@emanresuA doesn't want to
 
@emanresuA ⍝
good enough :P
 
@emanresuA ඞ
 
@exedraj Congrates
 
congrates?
 
@Dudecoinheringaahing because the people who added those pictures mustn'tv'e realised the idea is that pictures are supposed to be the usual pfps
@emanresuA I'd like to thank a certain bot for this epic victory
in Vyxal, 2 mins ago, by Vyxal Bot
@exedraj ඞ
Very cool vyxal bot
 
11:56 PM
@exedraj I thought the idea was that the cat pictures are supposed to become the usual pfps
 
Wait it's running again?
 
@Wezl hell no
To frick with that
@emanresuA you didn't see?
@Wezl haven't you seen that except for a few people, everyone has returned to normal?
 
I was slepe
 
@emanresuA no, you weren't.
You're emanresu A
 
Or not in Vyxal, at least
 
11:57 PM
@exedraj nope, I haven't been in the TTNB recently and besides, this is all I see:
 
@Wezl then ur a sussy baka
 
> the TTNB
 
 
@Wezl Weird, identicons don't load for you?
 
11:58 PM
@Dudecoinheringaahing the The The Nineteenth Byte?
 
gravatar blocked or something?
 
I'm on a school chromebook so they try to get blocked, but the blocker doesn't recognize them as image urls, so it returns an html page redirecting to their website
 
ah
 

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