Stasoid has 60 necromancer badges... wtf

@Zacharý uh.. your answer is invalid

@FreezePhoenix How so?

42 > 40, and 42 > (30% * 0)

Byte count

o_o

@DJMcMayhem What would we do in this case?

I Fixed it, no need to worry about it.

:P The bytecount needs fixed also

It's fixed now

Thanks :)

And D has the same comments as JS

wut

I'm trying to write an answer

@FreezePhoenix And C, C++, C#, Java, Dart, ...

@FreezePhoenix I think Somme really killed it

What... is that

No! I have been foiled!

@ConorO'Brien ... nice job.

This might help: D does not have backslash line continuation.

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Hm...

/opt/somme/somme.rb:74:in `exec': opcode 79 ("o") does not exist (RuntimeError)
	from /opt/somme/somme.rb:61:in `step'
	from /opt/somme/somme.rb:66:in `run'
	from /opt/somme/somme.rb:331:in `<main>'

And also: that

That's an error in his code :P

I know, he's fixing it.

Fixed. This is turning out too fast paced for me to answer :P

@ConorO'Brien congrats... you beat me to writing a JS answer

And they haven't even arrived yet.

oh you're here

@FreezePhoenix yeah I second this, this guy knows whats up

:P

:P

@Zacharý No, they haven't.

@Zacharý it's so easy tho, it can be literally anything

Well with that terminate in there now, of course

Wait... should we count the help file you wrote?

huh?

No. That's likely just a file to make sure the code works...

that's how I generated the code: I wrote a base program and that helps me fit it in with other rows

that's why its dead easy to use :P

I wrote that code months ago, I just hadn't committed it

@ConorO'Brien the dest part.

what about it

I count that as "data" not part of the code

I wrote the "code" months ago, not the data bits

Do spaces count in the summation?

73 is with spaces

check the link under explanation, it explains how columns are summed

tl;dr: no, spaces count as "0"

and ! is 1, etc, " is 2, # is 3, etc.

So... you tried to get to [101, 109, 109, 111, 83]

And used Ruby to generate your code that gets there,

I handwrote the code under the explanation and used ruby to encode it

Gosh you're fast

I know my languages :P

So... how is void main(){import std.stdio;"D".write;} transformed into Asi:8+::2+:47*-m,;? via this formula: 1j U8=XPC#18M<<}9F ,+;q,+;?

column-wise addition

You guys were both editing at the same time :P

read the answer

> Somme adds up each column and treats the result as commands. For example, the first column is v/1*, which sums to this.

Ah....

Now I get it

@Zacharý wrong format

but that's pretty clever :D

Now, don't you two get into it too far :P

yeah I'm abstaining until another answer

or two

@FreezePhoenix how does 30% of the code size round? floor? ceil? half up/down? (e.g. if the code was 173 bytes long, could the next answer be 51 bytes longer or 52 bytes longer?)

down.

This is a fast way to gain rep.

Don't you dare

@Zacharý thanks :)

I can't answer again until somebody else does.

and I'm not answering quite yet

And if stasoid/chance answers, no one'll get a chance.

Current answer

@Zacharý who?

@stasoid or @chance

@ConorO'Brien The two guys who did pretty much all of the answers for the behemoth.

lol

@EriktheOutgolfer That's not how Dodos works. If you try to call main(v) from main(u) and v ≥ u, then main(u) returns u.

hi Dennis

@Dennis uh...alright, I thought it worked the other way...

> the function call attempting to compute f(y)

yeah, I thought this was in fact f(y), but I don't really see how to explain it better

I'll replace and its argument is returned unchanged with and f(x) returns x.

@FreezePhoenix o/

if you aren't in the mood of doing so, I can PR it so that you can just click a button to do it when you are :P

hm, so it looks like I'll have to change some stuff over here (note: there's a hidden link to a library of Dodos functions I've made in there)...

for example

-Rev
	dot -Rev dip

I mean, how does this compute (x, y) → (y - x,) (that's what made me stumble on that issue)

I dunno.

yeah, not everything I say is understandable by all audiences :P

Dodos seems like another one of those borderline languages

Not weird like LOLCODE, and not overly easy to use like javascript

well, I don't think it's Turing-Complete though

Even LOLCODE is borderline when it comes to esoteric languages. The only thing really strange are the keywords.

I HAS A COLOR ITZ "GREEN"

And what does that do?

Sets the variable COLOR to "GREEN"

repl.it/languages/LOLCODE

I HAS A VAR ITZ 0
IM IN YR LP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 5
  VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LP

(save me please)

var j = 0;
for(j = j; j != 5; j++) {
  console.log(j+1);
}

Exactly.

Except j <= 5 isn't there (I think) in the LOLCODE, it's more like j != 5.

Its possible LOLCODE is an ECMAScript variant

Nah, it'd be a derivative of one of the BASICs

(Remember: ECMAScript is the standard, javascript is the language.)

        @
>1+::.5`|
^       <

? is that

Befunge, AKA actually esoteric

github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/Emotinomicon

This has some use:

github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/spaced

JSFuck as well...

I'll be scraping this maybe:

github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/ffuncs

NO! He's one of those guys who needlessly uses let!

@Zacharý let is more efficient that var. Trust me.

Still...

@ConorO'Brien you have no problem with the memoize function from github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/ffuncs being added to a repo of mine, do you?

OK, I'll just add it to my todo

Thanks!