The Nineteenth Byte

HyperNeutrino

4:05 PM

10k \o/

Mr. Xcoder

Bravo!

In a few minutes, I'll be able to say 7k!

HyperNeutrino

yay

Mr. Xcoder

And... python beat JS badly!!!

Erik the Outgolfer

where?

totallyhuman

^

Mr. Xcoder

4:08 PM

7

Q: Alarm Optimization

My Alarm Clock I'm American, and so is my (digital) alarm clock. To set the alarm, it starts at the time it was previously. Hitting the hour button moves it up one hour, and hitting the minute button moves it up one minute. Hitting both buttons at the same time resets it to midnight (12:00 am), ...

Negative modulus FTW

totallyhuman

another example of voting weirdness

Mr. Xcoder

@totallyhuman PEOPLE LIKE SQL

and broken Caps lock

totallyhuman

well...

i mean i'd rather have my python answer down there get more votes

Business Cat

Esolang idea: 2D language, every time the ip goes over an instruction it changes it to its inverse (so + becomes -, input becomes output, etc)

HyperNeutrino

interesting idea, that doesn't sound impossible to make but quite difficult to program in. Could be really golfable though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Business Cat

4:12 PM

Especially if it loops around

cat program would be 1 byte

HyperNeutrino

ooo yay I get a fancy k next to my reputation on my flair now

@BusinessCat lol yeah true

Business Cat

input, output, input, output, etc

HyperNeutrino

Should I make this? :P

Business Cat

But it only becomes difficult to use if you have loops, otherwise it just does everything once

Mr. Xcoder

@HyperNeutrino You have more bronze badges, I have more silver ones :P

totallyhuman

4:13 PM

88 bronze badges :o

I have 86 :)

88? I only have 33

i have 45

@Mr.Xcoder :P

All those Nice questions and Nice answers :)

totallyhuman

4:14 PM

well at least i have fanatic

lel

HyperNeutrino

You also actually have gold badges :P

Mr. Xcoder

@totallyhuman I don't >_> - 40 more days left

AdmBorkBork

3 / 39 / 140

MD XF

@HyperNeutrino I have one gold badge. It's from a seg fault. >.<

HyperNeutrino

lel

Business Cat

4:15 PM

@HyperNeutrino I was planning to, we could work together if you want. Although I don't think it would be hard to make

Mr. Xcoder

@HyperNeutrino What? Why don't you have any? I got Populist and Famous Question

totallyhuman

lel

HyperNeutrino

@Mr.Xcoder I don't have any extremely upvoted answers or questions.

Mr. Xcoder

Ok..

@totallyhuman LOL

totallyhuman

also i should put something real in my bio...

Mayube

4:16 PM

> visited 104 days, 104 consecutive

nice

Mr. Xcoder

Yeah, totally

Cows quack

@HyperNeutrino what you golf in Jelly, it should be normal to get over 100 votes on any answer :P

AdmBorkBork

Oh, 141 bronze now

totallyhuman

HyperNeutrino

@Cowsquack er no that's just if you like segfaults or are Dennis ಠ_ಠ

totallyhuman

4:18 PM

CMC: segfault in jelly

Mr. Xcoder

Why SWIFT, WHY?

Step Hen

@HyperNeutrino You need to golf in Taxi, the gold badges just find you

Mr. Xcoder

@totallyhuman 5 bytes: MD XF

2

HyperNeutrino

lol

Business Cat

@totallyhuman I've done it before

totallyhuman

4:18 PM

me too

Business Cat

I actually have, but I don't remember how

totallyhuman

me neither :P

Cows quack

@HyperNeutrino but Jelly answers do get an abnormal amount of upvotes, despite whether people actually understand it :P

HyperNeutrino

yeah true :P

Business Cat

@totallyhuman Found it

totallyhuman

4:19 PM

lolwat

Business Cat

I have literally no idea why

Step Hen

@Mr.Xcoder ,100 wait... that's weird... if you only have one star and your message starts with a bolded number, it looks like you have that many stars

totallyhuman

yes

look at the sandbox

Okx

look at that 100 stars in starboard

Mayube

@BusinessCat I like that the code contains the GBP and Cent symbols, and the error contains the dollar symbol

totallyhuman

4:21 PM

hah broke it

:P

Okx

bad

HyperNeutrino

Ç+

Shorter segfault.

totallyhuman

nice

Mr. Xcoder

Me be like (bad grammar is intentional): Let's port the JS solution to Swift. After 20 minutes, me be like: Yaay, did it!. SWIFT COMPILER be like: expression was too complex to be solved in reasonable time; consider breaking up the expression into distinct sub-expressions

HyperNeutrino

lol

Step Hen

4:22 PM

@Mr.Xcoder multiline markup is borken

totallyhuman

agh mathjax

;-;

dumb formatting

AdmBorkBork

I wonder which I'll reach first -- 20k or Socratic

Mr. Xcoder

20 k

Gah!

(Click on it)

AdmBorkBork

I actually think it'll be Socratic first. That'll be fun.

Mr. Xcoder

We'll see

Cows quack

4:24 PM

@ASCII-only how far are you with your calculator? In mine everything works except for multiplication, but it is increeeeeeeeedibly slow. Here's the TIO: goo.gl/vc6BQX

Mr. Xcoder

I hate Swift now >_<

Mayube

wait do we not have a challenge to get the nth triangular number?

totallyhuman

@Mayube sum of numbers 1 to n

Step Hen

@Mayube guess not

totallyhuman

:P

Mr. Xcoder

4:25 PM

@Mayube Yes.

45

Q: Sum of all integers from 1 to n

I'm honestly surprised that this hasn't been done already. If you can find an existing thread, by all means mark this as a duplicate or let me know. Input Your input is in the form of any positive integer greater than or equal to 1. Output You must output the sum of all integers between and i...

code-golf math number

Mayube

aah there it is

totallyhuman

oh yes where i have my most overvoted comment

Step Hen

@totallyhuman and where some two byte programs have 40 upvotes and others have 3

Mr. Xcoder

The Pyth answer is extremely overvoted too

totallyhuman

Finally, Pyth(on) code sounds like a snake. — totallyhuman Jul 18 at 21:15

Mr. Xcoder

4:27 PM

Now that's starbait :) ^

totallyhuman

lol

and the pyth answer just got another upvote

there are other two byte answers >_>

Mr. Xcoder

@totallyhuman There is a one-byte answer

Erik the Outgolfer

yeah in neim I suppose

Step Hen

@totallyhuman there are a lot of other two byte answers, with next to no bytes

Mr. Xcoder

@EriktheOutgolfer Husk

totallyhuman

4:30 PM

Mayube

@totallyhuman there's even a 1 byte answer now :P

Husk and Braingolf :P

ppperry

There should be markdown for tables, so these don't have to be images.

totallyhuman

@Mayube ಠ_ಠ

Mr. Xcoder

05AB1E is sooo COOOL... Loooool

12

Okx

@EriktheOutgolfer xD

totallyhuman

4:31 PM

@ppperry what and i have to spend ages formatting it? :P

I guess

@Mr.Xcoder @Adnan

Must look ^^^^^

lol

@EriktheOutgolfer Why did you empty-ping? To summon Adnan?

Erik the Outgolfer

4:32 PM

@Mr.Xcoder umm, the "cc" part is golfed out of that :p

Mr. Xcoder

ok

MD XF

@HyperNeutrino CONGRATULATIONS ON 10k

totallyhuman

aaa i thought you did C not SQL

HyperNeutrino

yay thanks! \o/ :3

Mr. Xcoder

\O/

Step Hen

4:33 PM

@MDXF Why isn't the k capitalized

Mr. Xcoder

I am about to tie Shaggy in rep

MD XF

@StepHen bcuz

totallyhuman

@StepHen because SE doesn't capitalize it

Erik the Outgolfer

we're being too meta guys

totallyhuman

these are rookie numbers

Mr. Xcoder

4:35 PM

@EriktheOutgolfer What is A[B] in Osabie? @ (not sure)?

Erik the Outgolfer

that's pyth :p

in 05ab1e it's è...

Mr. Xcoder

@EriktheOutgolfer Ok

Thanks

totallyhuman

SE doesn't optimize for singular ಠ_ಠ

Step Hen

4

totallyhuman

ಠ___ಠ

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