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Q: Mr Seckington weights his ternᵃʳʸ

Digital TraumaMr Seckington is a mobile grocer. He drives his van door-to-door selling his produce all around the nearby villages. Mr Seckington needs a method to weigh the produce he is selling so he knows how much to charge his customers. Because space is at such a premium on his van, he uses an interesti...

 
For the first time, an entire hour passes without a new answer to codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/111310/….
 
@StewieGriffin o_O
 
@Pavel I might help
but what lang to use...
maybe Turtlèd
 
If you have characters left over, you can try making it more java-like.
 
@Dennis theory: messages by users who are generally more serious get more stars
 
10:11 PM
I had the brilliant idea of Foo, but then I realized the number that must be printed is too long.
 
I think this might work with RProgN pretty well.
Most of this is a Noop by default.
 
yeah, that'll be my main issue with doing it in Turtlèd
also I think its probably too late to do it with turtlèd
 
28@P2*Jp;math 2\^45#2^41 NB.`(expt 2 39); ^exit @n.óout (*2 32#e#a44******O@)//2 25)#e#2ej#printf $[2**43]bye'$/*#"A#327;N<."$"/class HelloWorld {static void Main() 0{;n***~
#    System<.Console<.<.#1024p#rint(512);#0}}//4|
#ß6904±r"$2 #puts 16384 8*di 2^18o8*'* ~[[247.^
That works with RProgN.
But it sadly doesn't give a precise enough result.
 
Post it then!
Aww
 
1.4073748835533e+14
 
10:13 PM
Oh, scientific notation is valid output
You're fine
If you have characters left over, remember to try and clean up the mess, like leave a printf("") in or something like that.
 
None left, exactly 10 replacements.
 
Och, close
 
I'll try flobnar
 
I had to make a full 10 to fit PERL in, at the very start.
 
oh wait it'll be hard with the high power of two won't it
 
10:16 PM
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Q: Average Length of Google

MaltysenI was messing around with Pyth's url request feature, and noticed that google always gave a response with a slightly different length for me, usually ~10500 characters. So your task in this challenge is to print out the average length of the html response from http://google.com. Specs You wil...

 
The challenge is far less trivial then the original.
@ATaco I just realized this... RProgN was answer 38.
;(
 
Wait what
Someone but me wrote an answer in RProgN?
 
Yep
 
@ATaco I have just had the same thought about Pyke
 
;)
 
10:19 PM
That explains why the exit was sitting there.
 
Do we consider Perl 6 to be distinct from Perl?
 
I know I do.
 
Awesome
 
user image
10
 
Can confirm this works, hasn't produced an unsorted output yet.
 
10:26 PM
Did Perl 6
 
I would rather like to see the changes for this animated.
 
wanna see if I can do flobnar?
 
Sure
Try to make it C-like
 
but as it is I might not be able to do flobnar even...
 
That Okx person seemed to create a LOT of answers for that challenge.
 
10:31 PM
Yeah
I might ask him to stop
 
wat
yay my smart alarm clock no longer makes static noises on disk, cpu, and network activity
I "insulated" it against EM emissions with aluminum foil wrapped in tape
 
I'm not even sure how I would do this in flobnar if I had more edit distance allowed
 
wat
I had the last week off of school
 
Yeah this is decidedly not trivial.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

arodebaughPenrose Triangle Codegolf The Penrose triangle, also known as the Penrose tribar, or the impossible tribar, is an impossible object. - Source The goal in this challenge is to display a Penrose triangle in the fewest bytes possible. Rules: There are no restrictions on how to display the Penro...

 
10:34 PM
yeah, this is too hard for flobnar at this point I think
 
Ya know. I hate getting a downvote on a overly broad question that i answer with the best i can.... Like come on i tried to answer.
My answer was not bad
it was a decent answer
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A: Web page sticks for while when plotting more than 10000 markers

Christopher PeartA for loop is the fastest way to do this still. If you have a problem with the loading crashing the webpage a while loop would work. A for loop to fill out the array var markers = []; for(var I = 0; I < latlng.length; I++) { markers.push (new google.maps.Marker({ position: latlngs[i]...

 
Sounds like "It didn't fix my problem because I didn't provide enough info, so imma downvote"
 
wait. i might have a way to have flobnar in this
wait, no I don't
darn
maybe if I was earlier...
 
ok
that's a really bad idea
don't post that char in chat
 
wat
10:45 PM
at least I didn't post swastikas or whatever
 
@wat what did you do?
 
wat
ProTip: Don't post U+1F595
 
Yeah, that wasn't appreciated
 
wat
sorry
 
@DestructibleWatermelon I'll admit, this "Flobnar" language is new to me.
Link?
 
I can't find interpreter >_>
Found it!
 
So I'm not sure if I already told you this, but RProgN2 now supports arbitrary sized numbers.
 
So what you're telling me, is that it could work for Evolution of Powers of Two?
 
hey, I found a replacement for carets
👆
 
Probably.
 
10:57 PM
^^ is clearly wrong, for obvious reasons.
 
🥕
Works much better.
 
Your unicode is too powerful for my font.
 
286*^ gets the answer, now you just need to find a way to actually use that.
 
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@Mego pls ^
 
11:03 PM
Did... Did I fall for that?
 
@ATaco Do you have a symbol to end the program?
 
wat
...
 
@Pavel Let me try some things.
 
wat
Welp, my smart alarm clock now plays Google Play Music
And Youtube videos
 
Including ads?
 
wat
11:04 PM
no
 
I found a way to make TIO cry apparently.
 
wat
only the ad free ones, the ones that require ads don't even show up
for some reason
 
@ATaco Suppress cache and try again?
 
Anonymous
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Apparently this just makes it turn forever...
 
11:05 PM
That's bad. Ads are the most terrorizing way (read: most effective) to be woken up.
 
wat
also I dont have enough ram in the Orange Pi Zero that I used (I accidentally got the 256MB version instead of the 512MB version) so Mopidy crashes constantly
well, not constantly
once every 12-16 hours
I think I need to disable some plugins
 
Got it in 9 changes.
 
Add another quote mark to the C?
 
Welp, that's even worse than Win3.14, which crashed every 3.14 days
 
That will uh, probably break my code.
 
11:06 PM
Aww
 
wat
Does anyone else have alias clear="echo Use ctrl+l you dummy" in their .zshrc
 
No
 
cmc: make a flobnar program that outputs 2**48
 
Is this a language specific challenge? Yuck.
 
wat
11:08 PM
Is this what you are talking about?
 
Gonna have to be 4**49 now.
 
you can pick any language where printing that is decidedly non trivial
 
anyone have a link to tio
too lazy to type it
 
wat
tio.run
 
11:09 PM
the url bar is too far
 
F6.
 
Aced it
 
@Pavel yeah ok that doesn't work smart guy
 
wat
F6 does nothing on osx
 
Wait, really?
 
11:09 PM
outputs 4 man
2
 
Not what he was looking for
 
I'm sorry wat.
 
Crap
 
wat
@Pavel yes
 
11:10 PM
here is what I made, untested
 
bravo! bravo
 
v<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
 *<*<*<*<*<*<*<*@
v<^<^<^<^<^<^<^<
 >v
>g#
 16
  *
  2
wait that isn't right
wrong number of multiplies I think
 
Wait, but is RProgN2 sufficiently different from RProgN to justify being classed as a different language for the purposes of this challenge, @Pavel?
 
Yes
If it warrants having it's own TIO entry, it's different enough, I say
 
fixed I think
 
11:11 PM
(Java 8/9 doesn't count)
 
Most of the code can be transferred between the two languages.
RProgN1 has more functions, RProgN2 works better.
 
I think that could definitely be golfed actually
You think we could get dennis to put Flobnar on TIO?
 
Working on it
 
It's TC, so there should be a way of computing arbitrary 2^n
@DestructibleWatermelon Already asked him
 
yeah, but it would be much less golf
probably
also you need put for it to be TC
 
11:15 PM
o
That's annoying
 
TC doesn't care about IO.
 
put as in the fungoid put.
As in, put a character on the code field.
 
actually you could use that whole function thing
 
I don't know funge, so.
 
11:20 PM
I also don't know how to make a program in Turtlèd that outputs 2 ^ x
 
Welp, we're stuck
 
How do you paste multiline code blocks?
 
ctrl+k
Paste first, then ctrl+k
 
2>v 1
*  <@3
>+>|>g
. 32 0
 >p -
  0
 
@MistahFiggins say wat
 
11:24 PM
clapclapclap
 
Description of a video:Brian's been professionally doing ill-advised things with lighters since before half of you were born, so now's his time to shine... so to speak.

Don't smoke, don't play with fire, don't use steak knives, don't break things, don't do crime, don't do danger.
""
 
Will that work for the CMC?
Too lazy to find the interpreter rn
 
Title of video: ""Converting Cheap Lighters into Flashbangs & Flamethrowers"
 
Could probably be golfed more
That nasty 0 hanging off the edge
What does @ evaluate to @DestructibleWatermelon?
 
@MistahFiggins evaluates to the left/west
also I don't know I don't even have haskell lol
 
11:30 PM
Ok, so i could move it left one?
 
So working on my golf lang
is this a good way of making a dictionary for my lang?
"^":"power",
"%":"mods",
"*":"multi",
 
wat
@DestructibleWatermelon yay me
 
@MistahFiggins I think so
 
@ChristopherPeart It looks like a python dictionary without the {}. Sure, seems fine.
 
@Pavel that is what it is :P ok thanks
 
11:33 PM
maybe don't have ,?
although in langs like python you can do "h""i" and have it the same as "hi"
 
wat
define dictionary
 
@wat keys with values
access values via keys
 
@DestructibleWatermelon In languages like VBN "foo""bar" evaluates to foo"bar because "" is how you escape quote marks in VNB.
 
wat
@DestructibleWatermelon isn't that a hashmap
 
p-2>
01* @3
 < >|g
3 >+20
I think that works
 
11:35 PM
@Pavel you could parse it so that it realises it is not that, as it is followed by a :?
 
might not, because the + might evaluate up first every time
 
Speaking of which, should I use TreeMap or HashMap to store variables in a language?
 
@wat no hash function?
 
wat
ehh
 
11:38 PM
@MistahFiggins I think the order is deterministic
 
Meaning I need to make the put be evaluated first?
So, above the +?
 
I don't actually understand the program el oh el
 
Ping me when it's on TIO please
 
Try joining talk.tryitonline.net
 
can we try working towards a flobnar answer?
or maybe even bf...
 
wat
11:42 PM
CMC: Interpret Jelly in BF
 
Here we are, 24 bytes
> +016.
*@
 |<6>g
22>p-0
 
Well, I was trying to check if a tag existed and with the slip of a finger I accidentally created it (whoops!) Any mod feel free to delete it, I don't know how.

http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/tags/psuedo-quine/info
 
wat
@AlbertRenshaw You even misspelled it.
> psuedo
 
Hahahaha all the more reason to delete it 😅
this was for a challenge about quines that return the code but with certain characters re-arranged, like a mis-spelling of sorts .. yeahhh
 
I'm using Windows-1252, What would be a good symbol for Sqrt?
 
11:50 PM
Howabout the square root sign?
Wait no
 
The Sqrt symbol doesn't appear to be a part of the codepage.
 
I'm fond of ¤
 
1/2
 
Š is probably good: s for squareroot, problem is there are two of them Š š
 
wat
@Pavel isn't that the currency symbol?
 
11:52 PM
Maybe š can be square-root and Š can be log_base_2 hah
 
Yes
However, since the currency it represents is arbitrary, it doesn't really mean anything.
 

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