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12:00 AM
@PhiNotPi induction furnace? but that really requires more of a mssive capacitor bank than a massive inductor
 
12:15 AM
We should make an electrical component called a deductor.
 
ahaha
 
12:49 AM
@betseg That noise is hard to make for me :/
 
@PhiNotPi steal all your neighbours cutlery?
 
I love the part of TFS build where TFS says "Everything is Ok"
 
Is that right after the build breaks?
 
No, right before my tests fail.
 
It seemed like the most logical time for the user to need consolation.
 
1:01 AM
> assert("everything will be OK")
 
1:14 AM
python returns true and doesn't throw an error
thus everything will be ok
 
   assert("everything will be OK")
|syntax error
|   assert(    "everything will be OK")
 
It's J
 
okay then
what's it do
 
Works with single quotes.
 
J actually does have an assert verb though but strings are single quotes so
 
@Mods should this be ?
36
Q: What are programming languages?

Ingo BürkOften, answers to questions asking for "programs" or talking about "programming languages" utilize things like sed, awk, … in order to get around having to write an actual shell script. Therefore, a question comes to my mind: What qualifies as a programming language? Sure, ultimately the OP ca...

it's had the faq-proposed tag for a while, and it hasn't been removed
not sure if removal is what you do for rejected faq questions though
 
1:37 AM
TIL you should not include requests.log on backups
 
it is huuuuuggggeee
its like ~3 lines for every single request
It doesn't seem to clear itself out either
so it's been copying for like 10 minutes...
 
@Mego oh a job. Well good luck bro! I hope you get it because honestly you are a really good programmer and google could use someone like you.
@Downgoat forgive me here because I don't get JS, but is:
    $.ajax({
        url: 'search.php',
        dataType: 'jsonp',
        data: {
            q: data
        },
        success: function (results) {

        }
    });


data an object within an object?
 
@AshwinGupta yeah it is
 
1:50 AM
@Maltysen ok great. Thanks for telling me, wanted to be sure.
all this JSON bull crap makes my head hurt.
 
@Maltysen Are the times you've sent me UTC? It doesn't seem like it
 
but that data it refers to is completely different from the data used as the key
 
@mınxomaτ oh yeah, if forgot about that
they're est
can i send you new times anyways, now that i have a better feel for things since the school year started?
i'll remember to put them in UTC this time
 
Yes, please.
 
1:51 AM
btw how does UTC and est work with daylights savings, i was always confused about that
 
DST in your timezone or what?
 
there is DST in my timezone, but I thought UTC didn't have it
 
No, UTC is constant.
 
so does the conversion constant change?
 
When is the next DST change in your timezone? If it's soon, just add/sub the hour and tell me the date.
 
1:54 AM
@mınxomaτ its in a month
 
Then use the time a month from now.
I.e. just put "<your time>+<DST offset> in UTC" in google.
 
ok
 
And remember that I need the result name of the day, not the input one.
 
oh i see, utc is 4 hrs ahead of me now
and the map says 5
 
So it's 5 again in a month, I guess
 
1:56 AM
yeah
ohhhhhhh DST is not a change but a period
google says "Daylight Saving Time (United States) 2016 began at 2:00 AM on
Sunday, March 13
and ends at 2:00 AM on
Sunday, November 6"
so it happens until Nov 6, but 5 hrs offset is the real one
 
Well it depends. In certain parts of Europe, DST shifts a whole timezone during that period.
Jul 28 at 18:25, by mınxomaτ
> As of 2011, all member states of the European Union observe summer time; those that use CET during the winter use Central European Summer Time (CEST) (or: UTC+02:00, daylight saving time) in summer (from last Sunday of March to last Sunday of October). The exceptions to this are only to Algeria and Tunisia, which use Central European Time all year round.
 
i need to give the top 3 three hour chunks of time right?
 
Sure. I don't even know anymore. TZ are confusing.
It'll probably be during Fri-Sat-Sun in UTC anyway, since that is when most people can vary their times.
 
@mınxomaτ no i mean, what you asked me to do. i give you the top 3 at least three hour chunks of time that are free for me, right?
 
Yes.
 
2:00 AM
kk
 
@muddyfish You said your times will change mid-September, please send me the new times if possible.
> Mondays 3 PM, Sundays 4 PM, Fridays 10 PM
Rofl. These weren't periods to begin with :D
 
@mınxomaτ oh, i meant that i was free for at least 3 hrs from then on
:P
 
@mınxomaτ that reminds me, any update on the podcast?
 
Also, I need the birth year (or your age), not the day. Sorry.
yesterday, by mınxomaτ
@Fatalize Yes. I'm preparing the timeslots for the first few test recordings. I need to talk with some people about their times.
 
OK cool. How many people will probably be on that?
 
2:08 AM
Wait didn't you get the mail?
 
I don't think so. Let me check
 
Wait, didn't I even talk with you about this?
Wait, that was Doorknob I think.
 
Anything I need to do now, or are we just still waiting for things to finalize?
 
yesterday, by mınxomaτ
@Qwerp-Derp That's going to be determined in the test recording and on a schedule basis. 3 people regular cast max.
@Doorknob I need to talk to Alex again. Then we'll coordinate a few times.
 
Sounds good
 
2:11 AM
@mınxomaτ last email I have from you was august 21
 
@mınxomaτ sent
 
@DJMcMayhem I confused you with someone else. Sorry.
But yeah, see above.
 
Ok, no problem. Let me know as any further updates come
 
@Mego Maybe this is making waiting worse, but I got an offer after my first set of 5 interviews, so its odd they flew you out a second time
oh, nevermind, I didn't read on
ignore me :)
 
@Maltysen Uhm, did you forget a day for slot #2 or is it stil Monday?
 
2:18 AM
@mınxomaτ I can't wait to hear this. I'd participate but age
 
@ConorO'Brien All interested people right now are <21 except Alex and me.
 
@mınxomaτ ooops that was friday, i sent another email
 
@mınxomaτ yeah, but I can't get parental consent so... :P
 
Did you ask?
@Maltysen kk
 
I don't have to, the answer would be "no"
 
2:20 AM
I totally missed what this whole podcast thing is.
 
Why stop there? Let's get a bunch of code-golfing 9 year old.
 
@ConorO'Brien ssshhhh you don't have to tell him that, the magical signature fairy that signs all your failed quizzes in school will take care of that
 
Why stop there? Let's get a bunch of code-golfing 9 year olds.
 
@Maltysen too late now >_>
 
@PhiNotPi A coding and/or golfing related podcast. You can still join in if you want.
 
2:23 AM
Seems cool. Yes, I'm interested in getting involved in more stuff. I don't really know what would be involved though.
 
I'd be interested if only it didn't involve talking (and thus losing anonynmity) :P
 
Wear a Darth Vader mask.
 
kkkchk I am not feersum. kkkckkh
 
@PhiNotPi Drop me your e-mail at minxomat@gmail.com. I'll just forward the initial mail I've sent the others.
 
@ConorO'Brien Hey can you think of anything that still needs work on my sandbox post? I'm tired of waiting, I wanna post it tonight
 
2:29 AM
halp how do i make bootstrap readonly input look not readonly
 
@mınxomaτ sent
 
@PhiNotPi ditto
 
lol @ lack of BCC
 
Well, you are in the BCC, in a sense :D
 
We haven't had a single challenge posted today that wasn't closed.
;_;
 
2:41 AM
@mınxomaτ how exactly do the test-rounds work? Like, how do people organize what to talk about and stuff?
 
I'll prepare them. One topic. It's really just a test to see the chemistry.
Also to see what means of audio recording everyone has.
yesterday, by mınxomaτ
@Fatalize Probably not. I do the recording and mastering as well as the topic preparation. While I will (very loosely) moderate the recording, I'll not end up in any episode.
 
TODO: make recordings not sound like a potato
I have a pair of headphones with a mic, I haven't tested them out yet.
 
I'll actually have a quick setup session with everyone to see what audio quality we can produce. Obviously, it's not recorded live. It'll be a Skype/Discord etc. hangout while everyone records audio at their end. I'll edit and master the episode in the end.
I can rescue pretty bad audio, but there's a limit to everything ;-)
 
Could someone pretty please make transcripts of these?
 
Like closed captions?
 
2:52 AM
Closed captions, subtitles, transcripts, whatever.
 
doesn't youtube automatically do that?
 
@El'endiaStarman Uh, sure.
 
Though technically closed captions and subtitles are different, since the former doesn't include environmental noises.
@Maltysen He'll be uploading podcasts to YouTube?
 
@El'endiaStarman Why I asked.
@El'endiaStarman Probably not. But the soundcloud post will have a transcript. Not a problem.
 
@El'endiaStarman idk
 
2:54 AM
@mınxomaτ In that case, yes.
@mınxomaτ Ooh, Soundcloud does that too?
 
No, but I will.
 
Okay, that will be very much appreciated. :)
 
@El'endiaStarman I thought you could hear to some degree with an aid? Or is it easier just to read/am I just wrong?
 
@ConorO'Brien Far easier to read. I can hear and understand people talking, but that greatly depends on things like noise, sound clarity, and accents.
And lip-reading contributes significantly to my comprehension.
 
@El'endiaStarman How good is your comprehension with other podcasts?
 
2:59 AM
@mınxomaτ I don't even try.
 
3:11 AM
@mınxomaτ thnx for showing me github projects, using it now, in collaboration with someone else, really great
 
@mınxomaτ sent my response email. Any time estimate for how long until you start organizing events?
 
1 week probably. Depending on everyone's response time when i send an email.
 
3:30 AM
0
Q: When was this language released?

DJMcMayhemYour challenge is simple. You need to write a program that prints to either STDOUT or a file the year the language it is written in was released. Because this is such a simple task, the twist is that it must be written in as many different languages as possible. Your score is the total number of...

 
Hey I'm new. I'm not golfing, but I'm trying to figure out a solution to a closed problem. stackoverflow.com/questions/1683857/code-golf-hourglass I don't understand the logic for inserting spaces into the middle of a row. Can someone help me?
 
3:44 AM
0
Q: "Could you repeat yourself?" aka Could a doubled character solution exist in JavaScript?

WallyWestThis thinking exercise is inspired from Super Chafouin's question "Just Repeat Yourself" in which the phrase "Do not repeat yourself!" had to be outputted using code that was basically a series of doubled characters, inclusive of newlines, so code like: ((zz==0011))&&((mm++&&mm++&&mm++&&mm++&&mm++

 
4:34 AM
@mınxomaτ Turned 21 last Thursday
 
Oh missed that. Well, happy birthday a week late :D
 
Not a problem. Thanks
@Dennis Thanks Dennis
So, remind me. If a language bug was fixed on GitHub before a challenge or my answer was posted, but TIO wasn't pulled, is my answer still valid?
 
Sure. It has to work in one interpreter, not all of them.
 
Thank you very much :D
I posted a comment to that effect under my answer for posterity
Yikes, three prepositional phrases in a row. There should be a better way to write that sentence.
 
4:51 AM
@EugeneFedotov Welcome to PPCG! When you say "logic for inserting spaces into the middle of a row," do you mean "how many spaces to use in the middle of each row in this problem," or are you asking about programming techniques that you can use to accomplish this task?
 
5:09 AM
@PhiNotPi >Mondays from 8:00pm-10:30pm or after 1:30am
Is the last "am" time still Monday, or actually Tuesday?
 
@DJMcMayhem With regard to your comment, I guess my main question to you is: What are you trying to prevent by specifying "Latest commit does not count"?
You clearly want to allow multiple versions of the same language, but for Pip, in essence, commits == versions.
 
5:29 AM
Did anyone actually complete Qwerp-Derp's CMC? I want to see it?
 
@DLosc I guess now that I think about it, as long as each commit has a version number along with it, that should count fine
 
Morning!
@StevenH. what is it?
 
Night!
 
@StevenH. there isn't starboard on mobile ;_;
 
5:38 AM
:(
 
@SEadmins ^^
@HelkaHomba lol
 
6:33 AM
5
Q: "Could you repeat yourself?" aka Could a doubled character solution exist in JavaScript?

WallyWestThis thinking exercise is inspired from Super Chafouin's question "Just Repeat Yourself" in which the phrase "Do not repeat yourself!" had to be outputted using code that was basically a series of doubled characters, inclusive of newlines, so code like: ((zz==0011))&&((mm++&&mm++&&mm++&&mm++&&mm++

3
Q: Compute the Mertens function

milesGiven a positive integer n, compute the value of the Mertens function M(n) where and μ(k) is the Möbius function where μ(k) = 1 if k has an even number of distinct primes, -1 if k has an odd number of distinct primes, and 0 if the primes are not distinct. This is code-golf so create the shor...

 
6:44 AM
@mınxomaτ times sent
 
Received.
 
I'm pretty sure they're right - They'll be an hour later until November
 
This is more for general overlap search right now.
 
I'll also be free once a week only - parenty stuff
 
0
Q: How to score a golflang with a 9-bit character set

Ashtâr B.So I’ve been thinking about creating a golflang somewhat inspired by Jelly, but I’ve decided for it to be encoded in a 9-bit codepage, so that there are 512 possible characters to use. I can come up with a few different ways to score this, but I want to know what the recommended scoring method wo...

 
6:50 AM
^ boring way of trying to have a small edge
 
7:20 AM
oh, just realised I can insert python answer in this answer
 
@DestructibleWatermelon plz no
 
Hello
 
Comments are too unoriginal
 
Wot?
 
7:22 AM
I just need to figure out how to insert without just copy pasting from that other guys answer
aha
 
Argh Gitbook is so annoying
I want to put a custom syntax highlighter in GitBook
but it's too hard
:(
 
#define comment /* turtled + brainfuck
Python
#*/
C
6 in 1
 
Is there any way to redefine print as out in Python?
Because then I can probably make a Python / Logicode entry
 
out("text") or out "text"?
 
7:29 AM
out "text"
But logicode doesn't support strings, only binary strings
So like 1000101100101010 and stuff
 
while turtlèd does not have comment syntax, capturing code in a pair of hashes does the job, if you don't need the contents of string variable
 
I found a way for 4 langs but I need ur codez
 
@betseg How do I do it
 
#define q \bf code/ "#"2016 \n \my C89-C99/
 
7:35 AM
@DestructibleWatermelon ^^ and ^^^^
 
Can I do out = print; out 1000?
 
not with python 2, I don't think...
let me check
nope
will work with python 3, but the parens will still be in play
when was ><>/fish released please?
oh wait, it was right there on the page, stupid me
 
@DestructibleWatermelon i made 2.7 3.5 89 99, will add bf too
 
huh
well I just added ><>, so there
I might add fission
 
7:59 AM
Ah crap
 
wait a minute...
 
Wait does C or C++ or C# have #define?
 
wait, everythings fine
 
Can I do something like this?
 
I just did my CS homework
pretty funny excercise
write a turing machine that given two number x, y in unary on the tape returns x/y
 
8:09 AM
I need to add another language before I get outpolyglotted
 
Welp i couldn't add python
The newline in the C code is a big problem
 
Does anyone have CJam version 0.6.2 or earlier installed, or know how to run that versions online? Not the latest version
 
@Downgoat Are you on?
 
8:24 AM
^^nvm
@DestructibleWatermelon i have c89,99,p2,3 (4 langs)
 
someone has 5
 
ikr
 
someone has 6
;_;
 
But no esolangs, 4 Standard langs
 
I'm back in the competition with fission!
 
8:35 AM
Argh C has a , that will trigger input in BF
I can't add BF
 
hah
hey!
can you use [ and ] to fix it?
because it never evaluates input then?
 
Oh makes sense
Teachers looking at me l8r
 
Added bf
 
did I help at all?
 
8:45 AM
Python version finding :p
Similar method
 
8:57 AM
added an explanation to my answer, maybe it will be better now
 
Look at my explanation
 
0
Q: Yes, of course I'm an adult!

Kevin CruijssenI think we've all done this as a kid: some websites require a minimum age of 18, so we just add a few years to the year of birth and voila, we 'are' 18+. In addition, for most rides at amusement parks the minimum height to enter is 1.40 meters (here in The Netherlands it as at least). Of course t...

 
9:21 AM
Yay lunch break
ill watch cya
 
well, looks like I'm losing to minor language version polyglots :(
>:(
 
I'd do a multi-language polyglot but I know if I do that I'll be on this computer for the next 10 hours
:P
 
9:38 AM
That's the idea :P
 
>:( I'm still mad that you did the cheap trick, but you got outpolyglotted anyway
 
2
Q: Convert pointfree to pointful

BlackCapBeing a Haskell hacker, I prefer pointfree notation over pointful. Unfortunately some people find pointfree notation hard to read, and I find it hard to get the correct number of parentheses when I write in pointful. Help me convert code written in pointfree to pointful notation! About In point...

-2
Q: If statement Help req

Daan HaymanIm doing this in school atm a math application so i really dont know what to do excuse me. int Antwoord1 = Convert.ToInt32(Antwoord12); if(Antwoord1 == (randomNumber1 * randomNumber2)); Antwoord= Awnser Randomnumber= Random random = new Random(); int randomNumb...

 
wait, not sure if that one is valid
 
:(
 
that one actually reads the build year of interpreter, so probs invalid
carry on "winning"
maybe I should post your answer, but with turtlèd at the top
and be "winning"
 
9:45 AM
:/ you do realise I didn't post that with the intention of winning, right?
If I did I'd have started by porting my versatile integer printer solution
 
I'm kind of confused why you posted the trivial python version solution if you didn't want to win
 
It wasn't exactly trivial...
 
ehhh
that isn't the point
 
I have no idea what the point was now.
 
@Dennis Could you please pull Brachylog?
 
9:53 AM
the point is that the post makes me have this face --> ಠ_ಠ and sometimes this face --> ;_;
 
I'd be disapproving and sad too if there was always an arrow pointing at my face.
 
@DestructibleWatermelon To answer your question: wouldn't you find it interesting to learn how your favourite language has evolved over time?
 
no
not on a polyglot challenge
 
If it wasn't meant to allow that, it wouldn't allow it. If you have issues with it, you should be talking to the challenge poster, not the answerers. You can't really blame people for following the rules.
 
10:08 AM
Personally, I'm impressed that Sp3000 figured out the little bits of information needed to distinguish each version of Python in the answer, all the while keeping it syntactically valid for the very first one.
4
 
yeah... I'm still a little bit disappointed though. The only way to really compete at this point is to make it different language versions, which seems kind of weird for a polyglot challenge
 
Or you could just not worry about "winning". I've never "won" a challenge and I don't mind, because I've had fun.
 
I've "won" three. Two popcons and a koth. I don't even try to win in golf ;)
 
In 192 answers I have won 3, though 2 of those are on challenges that got 1 and 2 answers.
The third one I beat Pyth by 2 bytes so it feels better :p
 
10:18 AM
 
To be fair, I understand what Watermelon's getting at, so I guess I'll go start that multi-language answer after all...
 
Hooray I influenced someones opinion!
suggestions for languages to add to my entry?
 
10:42 AM
I should make a 2d language...
 
s/2d //
 
i am working on a symbol-based golf lang
 
I was also thinking of making a golfing language...
except I don't know how that unprintable stuff works... or code page stuff
how to make code page?
 
a fucntion to encode and a function to decode
 
actually I'll probably just use the jelly codepage
but how to use jelly codepage
maybe when I make a golfing lang people will like my languages
 
10:48 AM
CODEPAGE = "abcdefg"

def encode(s)
    s_ = ""
    s.each_char do |c|
        s_ += CODEPAGE.index(c).chr
    end
    s_
end

def decode(s)
    s_ = ""
    s.each_char do |c|
        s_ += CODEPAGE[c.ord]
    end
    s_
end
simple codepage encoder/decoder in ruby
 
u asked how to make a codepage
 
but i don't know ruby ;_;
 
the encode function read a string and replace each character with the index in the codepage associated with the character in the codepage
decode do the convers
 
ok
pythonate pls
 
10:50 AM
kk
 
also, would it be possible to use this method for <1 byte encodings?
 
it just need some more logic for the compression
 
CODEPAGE = "abcdefg"

def encode(s):
    s_ = ""
    for c in s:
        s_ += chr(CODEPAGE.index(c))
    return s_

def decode(s):
    s_ = ""
    for c in s:
        s_ += CODEPAGE[ord(c)]
    return s_
 
also, I heard people calling code review our "rivals". Why is that?
 
10:52 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
probably cuz they dont like code golf
 
those bastards!
I'll kill dislike them!
 
indeed
also thanks
so pretty much, I think I'll just golfify turtlèd
I'll call it something like koopa, by analogy with sesos
Koopa'd, perhaps
is there a python command which counts bytes?
 
print(len("∂")) prints 1
 
10:59 AM
len(code.encode(encoding)) for bytes
 

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