Soars, larkspurs, rains.
Indistinctness.
Mario snarl (nurses, natures, rules...) sensuously retries goal.
Agribusinesses' costs par lain ropes (mopes) autos' cores.
Tuner ambitiousness.
Flit.
Dour entombment.
Legals' saner kinking lapse.
Nests glint.
Dread, tied futures, dourer usual tumor grunts alter atonal
  garb tries shouldered coins.
Taste a vast lustiness.
Stile stuns gad subgroup gram lanes.
Draftee insurer road: cuckold blunt, strut sunnier.
Rely enure pantheism: arty gain groups (genies, pan) titters, tattles, nears.

Ho humbuzz, Dionysus. | orgasm if I feel altruistic & alone...

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?! Ha!

Monarchies spoil; language intermediates everyone!

$ node ./lib/yourmom.js
;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis
$ node ./lib/yourmom.js -
y u do dis ;_; y u given me a unexistant file ಠ_ಠ
$ node ./lib/yourmom.js /dev/stdin
foo
bar
y u do dis ;_; y u do a syntax error ;_; 'f'
y u do dis ;_; y u do a syntax error ;_; 'o'
y u do dis ;_; y u do a syntax error ;_; 'o'
y u do dis ;_; y u do a syntax error ;_; 'b'
y u do dis ;_; y u do a syntax error ;_; 'a'
y u do dis ;_; y u do a syntax error ;_; 'r'

if (token === ".") {
    Integer pos = position;
    Object object = getObjectByName(tokens[pos--]);
    while (tokens[pos + 1] === "." && isIdentifier(tokens[pos + 2])) {
        String key = tokens[pos + 2];
        if (object.functions.javaHashmapHasKeyMethod(key) {
            object = object.functions.get(key);
        }
        //else if ()//etc for staticfuncs and properties
    }
}

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>

char[3] buf = {0};

int main(int argc, char** argv) {
    fread(buf, 3, 1, stdin);
    return 0;
}