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8:00 PM
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:D
 
> y u do dis ;_; y u forgoten the filename ;_;
 
@HelkaHomba them dogs
 
@Downgoat i have applied your changes
 
:D :D :D
 
8:06 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do you really want to know what my hitsound is or do you want me to recommend a good one
 
@quartata a good one
:P
 
;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis
 
I assume you use a good one
 
To answer your question my hitsound is the "boom" sound effect from the intro to Cory in the House
 
Syntax Error: Abnormal syntax at 1:0
 
8:07 PM
@quartata oh, lol
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You assumed incorrectly
 
i dont even know what this error even means ._.
 
Use the Quake 3 hitsound, it's pretty good
 
this error mean that your syntax is ugly at 1:0
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It used to be far worse.
 
8:07 PM
@quartata it sounds a bit loud
 
@TùxCräftîñg hahahahahaha
 
@quartata what did it used to be? o_O
 
But when my hard drive blew up I lost my old hitsound
 
I used tabs there
XD
 
8:08 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It was Tagg's donation text to speech saying "ww"
 
@TùxCräftîñg good job on making tabs an ugly syntax!
 
tabs are evil
 
is it a bad idea to wipe all the contents of my temp folder?
 
like vim
 
8:09 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It depends.
What's in your /tmp?
Sometimes processes put FIFOs or Unix sockets in there so you might not want to touch that
 
But most things can usually be removed
 
like pdfs and txts right
 
@TùxCräftîñg ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
 
8:10 PM
If you do ls -F you can see what kind of special file things are
 
cmd dont like unicode ;_;
but this smiley is cool
 
@TùxCräftîñg ;_;
@cmd y u do dis ;_;
 
so, after a half hour of steam optimization, I got the tf2 fps to raise about 5 -.-
 
@cmd ;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeah none of that will help
You need a graphics config
 
8:14 PM
i HATE mosquitoes
 
^
 
@quartata how do I find out how many cores I have
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ If you have to ask that question don't use the first config
In fact go for toaster mode
 
toaster mode
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ really, if u have to ask that question, don't use that computer. It's probably not yours.
 
8:18 PM
> Note: Will make your game blurry and I included a note on how to make it less blurry so please don't add me cause your game is extremely blurry.
so its a drunk thing
@Optimizer oh hush you
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It disables anti-aliasing. It's really not that bad though
 
oh, okay. I'm okay with aliased stuff
 
at least node dont crash on a unicode character, unlike python ;_;
 
I'd say it's a fair trade since you'll probably get 400-500 fps
 
@quartata o_o
 
8:20 PM
@quartata what's he gonna so with those extra 340-440 fps?
 
I recommend capping it with fps_max though
 
@quartata where does the cfg go?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do you know where steamapps is
 
yes
I'm in the tf folder
 
cfg
 
8:22 PM
just in there?
 
Yeah.
What's your refresh rate?
 
you know, rm -rf work with MSYS
 
but does rm -rf / work?
 
@quartata what's that?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Of your monitor
Although if you have to ask it's probably 60 Hz
 
8:24 PM
how do I find it out
 
" Go to the screen resolution page." .-. is this for windows?
 
I don't know I'm just guessing.
I could tell you the Linux command but that wouldn't help you
 
no, it wouldn't
so lets just say its 60 hz
oh hey I have 4 cores
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have 4 cores and my computer would probably melt on the first config
 
8:28 PM
oh, ok
 
Anyways add fps_max 121 to the end of the config
Then add exec stability to your autoexec
 
where is the autoexec?
 
Make a file called autoexec.cfg if it isn't there.
 
I remember the days of editing autoexec.bat
 
Also add cl_showfps 1 to it
 
8:32 PM
I also remember writing a custom BAT file that would overwrite autoexec.bat and config.sys with appropriate parameters then reboot the computer so I could play Doom.
And a separate one that would put them "back" and reboot again.
Good gravy am I happy those days are behind us.
 
uh oh
everything looks worse but my fps hasn't changed much
 
I find that hard to believe
Did you add the command line parameters?
 
yeah
tbf I was running a training server
maybe I should try it with regular playing
 
No that wouldn't affect anything. One second
 
I had bots going :P
 
8:36 PM
Screenshot?
23 secs ago, by quartata
No that wouldn't affect anything. One second
 
okay, let me get in game first
 
tfw you figure out your staging environment has been hitting production resources for 3.5 years
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Where's the FPS counter?
Oh, that's matchmaking
Can't use configs
Trust me, it'll look worse than that :P
Restart TF2 and check in your console
You should see a little message if the config ran
 
8:44 PM
and a bork bork here and a bork bork there
here a bork there a bork everywhere a bork bork
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:33
9
 
i am back
 
@Downgoat Where is that defined?
 
[TF Workshop] Got 0 subscribed maps, 0 new
maxplayers set to 24
Steam config directory: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\platform\config
CClientSteamContext logged on = 1
Cleaning up unneeded replay block data...
Replay cleanup done.
Loading default settings for high sensitivity
CTFGCClientSystem::PostInitGC
CTFGCClientSystem - adding listener
HDR Disabled
---------------------------------------------------------
Comanglia' stability config loaded. Inspired by Chris config
 
@LegionMammal978 I'm debugging
 
@Downgoat Yay, bork bork bork.
May 13 at 20:17, by TimmyD
@quartata AdmBorkBork is my gamer handle
 
8:50 PM
._. 10/10
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ k do cl_showfps 1; map cp_cloak and tell me how it goes
 
@quartata getting 34 - 50 fps on a skial server
 
@Downgoat downgoat.net ...?
 
8:53 PM
ninja'd by 167 days
 
Dang, that's gotta be a record.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ do you know how to get a symbol's description? e.g. Symbol("foo") to extract "foo"
 
@Downgoat carefully
 
8:56 PM
^
 
ಠ. _. ಠ.
 
ಠ ._. ಠ
 
sym.toString().replace(/^Symbol\((.+)\)$/,"$1")
tada
 
oh my god why
 
better question: why are you using symbols wrong
@quartata in teh autoexec or the stability?
or the console
 
8:58 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No i mean do it in the console
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no im doing this for CLI
 
Monring
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ halp how curry class in JS
 
9:00 PM
Symbol.prototype.name = function(){ return this.toString().replace(/^Symbol\((.+)\)$/,"$1"); }
@Downgoat what do you want to do
 
@Quill Monrnfternoon
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ok so I have a signal class
 
@Downgoat make an object factory
 
wait nvm
wait nvm the wait nvm
 
wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm
wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm
 
9:01 PM
idk any more
 
Yes. Or. No.
 
wait nvm
 
found workaround:
return new Signal(Signal.BREAK, { propogation: 1 });
 
@quartata I did the command, nwo what
 
just wait
 
9:08 PM
okay
 
I just release a new AR geolocation game. No app needed. To play, just go outside, look for cute animals, and email me all your passwords.
 
what is a good unicode char to separate statements ?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh did you disconnect first
 
?
I was disconnected ye
 
9:11 PM
OK did the map load
 
Can you see anything in the sky
 
the ceiling?
some clouds
 
No the windows
OK
 
9:13 PM
If you type explode in the console do you see gibs
 
/* UNICODE SUBSTITUTIONS: */
/* i am 2 lazy google it */
20/20
 
And what does the in game (not Steam's) fps counter say? It should look like x fps on maps/cp_cloak.bsp
Also type mat_queue_mode in the console and tell me the output
 
gimme a moment
 
also do mat_filtertextures and mat_trilinear
 
@quartata low 30, high 65
] mat_queue_mode
"mat_queue_mode" = "-1"
 archive
 - The queue/thread mode the material system should use: -1=default, 0=synchronous single thread, 2=queued multithreaded
 
9:24 PM
Uh, did GitHub change their font?
 
@mınxomaτ yeah, they're using system fonts now
 
That's bad.
 
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ and the other things?
 
oh
one sec
] mat_filtertextures
"mat_filtertextures" = "1"
] mat_trilinear
 ( def. "0" )"mat_trilinear" = "1"
 
9:33 PM
You didn't change the lines for full toaster mode
 
I didn't?
oops
 
do that restart tf and do the map thing again
 
I find that incredibly hard to believe, screenshot?
 
all of the graphics
 
class YourMom {
    constructor() {
        this.stack = [];
        this.memory = new Array(1024);
    }
    run(tokens) {
        while (tokens.length) {
            var tok = tokens.shift();
            if (NUMS.indexOf(tok) != -1) {
                this.stack.push(this.stack.pop() * 10 + (tok.charCodeAt(0) - 0x30))
            } else switch (tok) {
            case "+": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a + b);
            case "-": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a - b);
            case "*": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a * b);
what is wrong ;_;
the stack after #115#10+ is [ NaN, 0 ]
hi @mbomb007
 
Just spent the last few hours on this: codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/68237/34718
Now my brain is pooped.
@TùxCräftîñg Hi. :D
@TùxCräftîñg Wow, your mom is getting BIG!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ God damn what kind of potato are you running
 
9:53 PM
satellite c75 8gb 1tb 17.3"
 
Seriously specs
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ CPU? GPU? RAM?
 
@quartata lemme check
 
Also what resolution did you specify
 
ONE DAY I WILL LEARN THAT BREAK ARE REQUIRED AFTER CASE ._______________.
 
9:55 PM
@TùxCräftîñg More RAM than I have...
 
@TùxCräftîñg depends on the lang. :/
 
javascript
 
Well, 6 hours later, and I finally got windows to install. ಠ_ಠ
 
Yeah, but I'll never learn, b/c they're all diff
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Win 10?
 
._.
@mbomb007 .____________.
 
@quartata The kind that continues testing, whether you like it or not. The cake is a like lie.
 
the cake is alike ?
 
Lol
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Your specs are almost exactly like mine. So the only possible cause left is Windows
 
9:59 PM
I may have too many files? idk
 
Pretty cool how many languages I've influenced. I came up with the idea for Seriously, Haystack, and YourMom.
 
No I'm saying try it with Linux instead
 
Anyways, gtg.
cya
 
There's the problem
 
alright, clearing out "downloads" folder
 
10:02 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why would that affect it lol
I'm dead serious, the only possible cause now is Windows being an inferior operating system
Since that's the only difference
 
"2.11GB in downloads folder"
 
That wouldn't affect it
Source is CPU limited
 
6.82 gb in downloads folder.
 
my bro runs windows and has game is fast ._.
 
quartata-sempai will solve all of your problemz
 
10:04 PM
Yes my problem solving flow chart is like this:
1. Are you using Windows?
   Yes Switch to Linux
   No  I got nothing
I mean, I have eliminated all the other possibilities other than background processes....
 
D:\your-mom>eslint yourmom.js

D:\your-mom>
OMG
i have written perfect code \o/
 
yeah, check the usage percentages in Task Manager
 
wat this.toks = [<CheddarExpression>] and then doing this.toks.shift() returns undefined ._.
 
._.
probably because node dont like putting <CheddarExpression> as a literal
more seriously this is strange
 
yes very
hm doing this.toks = this.toks.slice() fixes it o_o
 
10:14 PM
o_o
 
wat doing foo.bar returns bar is not a property ... but doing consle.log(foo) it does foo is not defined
i think my node is haunted
 
o_o try reinstaling node
 
OOHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
?
¿?¿?¿?¿?
 
the delegate of StatementBreak was named "StatementFor". It would pass the insufficient data to the StatementFor class which would try to cope with it but when it returned MALFORMED_TOKEN the StatementBreak would consider that valid and it would send the break signal but that break signal was actually a malformed token so everything would bork
 
10:17 PM
tl;dr
._.
 
._.
 
##! Your mom is strange...
 
wtf
guys don't abuse stars seriously
 
oh hey, that ASCII range question was closed as a dupe
My PHP solution beat the PHP solution on the original.....
 
yay \o/ now it's a language github.com/tuxcrafting/your-mom
 
10:21 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ... this is the #1 way to get stars ...
 
I don't want stars
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ seriously ಠ_ಠ
 
@Quill can you kickmute whoever is spamming stars pls
 
10:22 PM
moderators can't see who stars things
 
wait what
that's dumb
 
Not really, if people want to star spam, we can just timeout the room
 
yeah but that affects everyone, even if a on-topic discussion was going on rather than punishing whoever was mucking around
 
Most of the time, if you're a room regular, you can kinda tell who's doing it
 
I can't >_>
\o/ I got breaks to work \o/
 
10:28 PM
Incêndio num avião C130 faz três mortos na base aérea do Montijo http://visao.sapo.pt/actualidade/sociedade/2016-07-11-Incendio-num-aviao-C130-faz-tres-mortos-na-base-aerea-do-Montijo https://t.co/jZOeCVOPjo
 
@flawr not a plane crash ;_;
 
@Downgoat Not?
 
oh nvm
 
i dont speak spanish ;_;
 
Doesn't matter, there are pictures
apparently three guys died=(
 
10:29 PM
@TùxCräftîñg That shouldn't be an issue, considering it's not Spanish
 
portuguese ?
 
yes
Hm they don't really have a lot of info yet: aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20160711-0
Another really sad crash happened about two weeks ago
A (russian) Antanov 2R
About the biggest biplane that was produced in series.
 
@flawr Q___Q ;____; :( :( :( :(
 
i have added babeljs
on your mom
._.
 
._.
 
10:42 PM
i have added babel and now you star my repo ._____________________.
 
Today we learned old jokes are old
 
@Quill I thought we already learned that
 
more seriously calling this language your mom is a bad idea
but it's mbomb007's idea
 
> mmomb007
 
10:47 PM
@TùxCräftîñg It's not going to be all that funny anyway, especially since it's not written in Java
 
@Quill lol
 
._.
it's written in JavaScript
 
ಠ_ಠ JavaScript is most golfy popular programming language
 
This is not true, Perl is
That's why it's "Perl golf"
 
10:49 PM
:OOO
@Downgoat i love your PPCG style userscript
 
@TùxCräftîñg ??
 
¿¿¿
TryItOnline is a trademark ???
 
@TùxCräftîñg ^_^ :D
@TùxCräftîñg no. We just did as joke iirc
 
iyrc ._.
 
Wat is iyrc
 
10:53 PM
iirc = if i recall correctly so iyrc = if you recall correctly
@Downgoat v
 
Ohk
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @TùxCräftîñg you just caused a stack overflow.
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan tail cell recursion?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat is that
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you redirected the ip to a @, so the program halted.
 
Does that mean if I put my tail in a cell I will recurse?
2
 
@Downgoat yes
 
10:59 PM
ioon dgght
 

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