.__________________.

:D

> y u do dis ;_; y u forgoten the filename ;_;

@HelkaHomba them dogs

@Downgoat i have applied your changes

:D :D :D

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do you really want to know what my hitsound is or do you want me to recommend a good one

@quartata a good one

:P

;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis

I assume you use a good one

To answer your question my hitsound is the "boom" sound effect from the intro to Cory in the House

Syntax Error: Abnormal syntax at 1:0

@quartata oh, lol

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You assumed incorrectly

i dont even know what this error even means ._.

Use the Quake 3 hitsound, it's pretty good

this error mean that your syntax is ugly at 1:0

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It used to be far worse.

@quartata it sounds a bit loud

@TùxCräftîñg hahahahahaha

@quartata what did it used to be? o_O

But when my hard drive blew up I lost my old hitsound

I used tabs there

XD

xD

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It was Tagg's donation text to speech saying "ww"

._.

@TùxCräftîñg good job on making tabs an ugly syntax!

tabs are evil

is it a bad idea to wipe all the contents of my temp folder?

like vim

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It depends.

What's in your /tmp?

Sometimes processes put FIFOs or Unix sockets in there so you might not want to touch that

ok

But most things can usually be removed

like pdfs and txts right

@TùxCräftîñg ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

If you do ls -F you can see what kind of special file things are

cmd dont like unicode ;_;

but this smiley is cool

@TùxCräftîñg ;_;

@cmd y u do dis ;_;

so, after a half hour of steam optimization, I got the tf2 fps to raise about 5 -.-

@cmd ;_; u fergit file name ;_; y u do dis

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeah none of that will help

You need a graphics config

teamfortress.tv/25328/comanglia-s-config-fps-guide

i HATE mosquitoes

^

@quartata how do I find out how many cores I have

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ If you have to ask that question don't use the first config

In fact go for toaster mode

toaster mode

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ really, if u have to ask that question, don't use that computer. It's probably not yours.

> Note: Will make your game blurry and I included a note on how to make it less blurry so please don't add me cause your game is extremely blurry.

so its a drunk thing

@Optimizer oh hush you

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It disables anti-aliasing. It's really not that bad though

oh, okay. I'm okay with aliased stuff

at least node dont crash on a unicode character, unlike python ;_;

I'd say it's a fair trade since you'll probably get 400-500 fps

@quartata o_o

@quartata what's he gonna so with those extra 340-440 fps?

I recommend capping it with fps_max though

@quartata where does the cfg go?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do you know where steamapps is

yes

I'm in the tf folder

cfg

just in there?

Yeah.

What's your refresh rate?

you know, rm -rf work with MSYS

but does rm -rf / work?

@quartata what's that?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Of your monitor

Although if you have to ask it's probably 60 Hz

how do I find it out

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ tomshardware.com/forum/65239-3-what-refresh-rate-monitor

" Go to the screen resolution page." .-. is this for windows?

I don't know I'm just guessing.

I could tell you the Linux command but that wouldn't help you

no, it wouldn't

so lets just say its 60 hz

oh hey I have 4 cores

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have 4 cores and my computer would probably melt on the first config

oh, ok

Anyways add fps_max 121 to the end of the config

Then add exec stability to your autoexec

where is the autoexec?

Make a file called autoexec.cfg if it isn't there.

I remember the days of editing autoexec.bat

Also add cl_showfps 1 to it

I also remember writing a custom BAT file that would overwrite autoexec.bat and config.sys with appropriate parameters then reboot the computer so I could play Doom.

And a separate one that would put them "back" and reboot again.

Good gravy am I happy those days are behind us.

uh oh

everything looks worse but my fps hasn't changed much

I find that hard to believe

Did you add the command line parameters?

yeah

tbf I was running a training server

maybe I should try it with regular playing

No that wouldn't affect anything. One second

I had bots going :P

Screenshot?

okay, let me get in game first

tfw you figure out your staging environment has been hitting production resources for 3.5 years

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Where's the FPS counter?

Oh, that's matchmaking

Can't use configs

Trust me, it'll look worse than that :P

Restart TF2 and check in your console

You should see a little message if the config ran

okay

and a bork bork here and a bork bork there
here a bork there a bork everywhere a bork bork
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:33

i am back

@Downgoat Where is that defined?

[TF Workshop] Got 0 subscribed maps, 0 new
maxplayers set to 24
Steam config directory: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\platform\config
CClientSteamContext logged on = 1
Cleaning up unneeded replay block data...
Replay cleanup done.
Loading default settings for high sensitivity
CTFGCClientSystem::PostInitGC
CTFGCClientSystem - adding listener
HDR Disabled
---------------------------------------------------------
Comanglia' stability config loaded. Inspired by Chris config

@LegionMammal978 I'm debugging

@Downgoat Yay, bork bork bork.

._. 10/10

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ k do cl_showfps 1; map cp_cloak and tell me how it goes

@quartata getting 34 - 50 fps on a skial server

@Downgoat OMG github.com/Downgoat

@Downgoat downgoat.net ...?

._.

ninja'd by 167 days

._.

Dang, that's gotta be a record.

my first issue on github \o/ wait what

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ do you know how to get a symbol's description? e.g. Symbol("foo") to extract "foo"

@Downgoat carefully

^

ಠ. _. ಠ.

ಠ ._. ಠ

sym.toString().replace(/^Symbol\((.+)\)$/,"$1")

tada

oh my god why

better question: why are you using symbols wrong

@quartata in teh autoexec or the stability?

or the console

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No i mean do it in the console

oh

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no im doing this for CLI

Monring

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ halp how curry class in JS

github.com/vihanb/PPCG-Design immediatly starred

Symbol.prototype.name = function(){ return this.toString().replace(/^Symbol\((.+)\)$/,"$1"); }

@Downgoat what do you want to do

@Quill Monrnfternoon

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ok so I have a signal class

@Downgoat make an object factory

wait nvm

wait nvm the wait nvm

wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm

wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm the wait nvm

stahp

idk any more

Yes. Or. No.

wait nvm

found workaround:

return new Signal(Signal.BREAK, { propogation: 1 });

@quartata I did the command, nwo what

just wait

okay

kehe

what is a good unicode char to separate statements ?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh did you disconnect first

?

I was disconnected ye

OK did the map load

yes

Can you see anything in the sky

the ceiling?

some clouds

No the windows

OK

now what

If you type explode in the console do you see gibs

/* UNICODE SUBSTITUTIONS: */
/* i am 2 lazy google it */

20/20

And what does the in game (not Steam's) fps counter say? It should look like x fps on maps/cp_cloak.bsp

Also type mat_queue_mode in the console and tell me the output

gimme a moment

also do mat_filtertextures and mat_trilinear

@quartata low 30, high 65

] mat_queue_mode
"mat_queue_mode" = "-1"
 archive
 - The queue/thread mode the material system should use: -1=default, 0=synchronous single thread, 2=queued multithreaded

Uh, did GitHub change their font?

@mınxomaτ yeah, they're using system fonts now

That's bad.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ and the other things?

oh

one sec

] mat_filtertextures
"mat_filtertextures" = "1"
] mat_trilinear
 ( def. "0" )"mat_trilinear" = "1"

You didn't change the lines for full toaster mode

I didn't?

oops

do that restart tf and do the map thing again

45 - 75 fps

I find that incredibly hard to believe, screenshot?

all of the graphics

class YourMom {
    constructor() {
        this.stack = [];
        this.memory = new Array(1024);
    }
    run(tokens) {
        while (tokens.length) {
            var tok = tokens.shift();
            if (NUMS.indexOf(tok) != -1) {
                this.stack.push(this.stack.pop() * 10 + (tok.charCodeAt(0) - 0x30))
            } else switch (tok) {
            case "+": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a + b);
            case "-": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a - b);
            case "*": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a * b);

what is wrong ;_;

the stack after #115#10+ is [ NaN, 0 ]

hi @mbomb007

Just spent the last few hours on this: codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/68237/34718

Now my brain is pooped.

@TùxCräftîñg Hi. :D

@TùxCräftîñg Wow, your mom is getting BIG!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ God damn what kind of potato are you running

._.

satellite c75 8gb 1tb 17.3"

Seriously specs

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ CPU? GPU? RAM?

@quartata amazon.co.uk/Toshiba-Satellite-17-3-inch-i3-3110M-Windows/dp/… ;_;

@quartata lemme check

Also what resolution did you specify

ONE DAY I WILL LEARN THAT BREAK ARE REQUIRED AFTER CASE ._______________.

@TùxCräftîñg More RAM than I have...

@TùxCräftîñg depends on the lang. :/

javascript

Well, 6 hours later, and I finally got windows to install. ಠ_ಠ

Yeah, but I'll never learn, b/c they're all diff

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Win 10?

7.

._.

@mbomb007 .____________.

@quartata The kind that continues testing, whether you like it or not. The cake is a like lie.

the cake is alike ?

Lol

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Your specs are almost exactly like mine. So the only possible cause left is Windows

I may have too many files? idk

Pretty cool how many languages I've influenced. I came up with the idea for Seriously, Haystack, and YourMom.

No I'm saying try it with Linux instead

Anyways, gtg.

cya

There's the problem

alright, clearing out "downloads" folder

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why would that affect it lol

I'm dead serious, the only possible cause now is Windows being an inferior operating system

Since that's the only difference

"2.11GB in downloads folder"

That wouldn't affect it

Source is CPU limited

6.82 gb in downloads folder.

my bro runs windows and has game is fast ._.

quartata-sempai will solve all of your problemz

Yes my problem solving flow chart is like this:

1. Are you using Windows?
   Yes Switch to Linux
   No  I got nothing

I mean, I have eliminated all the other possibilities other than background processes....

D:\your-mom>eslint yourmom.js

D:\your-mom>

OMG

i have written perfect code \o/

yeah, check the usage percentages in Task Manager

wat this.toks = [<CheddarExpression>] and then doing this.toks.shift() returns undefined ._.

._.

probably because node dont like putting <CheddarExpression> as a literal

more seriously this is strange

yes very

hm doing this.toks = this.toks.slice() fixes it o_o

o_o

wat doing foo.bar returns bar is not a property ... but doing consle.log(foo) it does foo is not defined

i think my node is haunted

o_o try reinstaling node

OOHHHHHHHHHHHH

?

¿?¿?¿?¿?

the delegate of StatementBreak was named "StatementFor". It would pass the insufficient data to the StatementFor class which would try to cope with it but when it returned MALFORMED_TOKEN the StatementBreak would consider that valid and it would send the break signal but that break signal was actually a malformed token so everything would bork

tl;dr

._.

._.

##! Your mom is strange...

wtf

guys don't abuse stars seriously

oh hey, that ASCII range question was closed as a dupe

My PHP solution beat the PHP solution on the original.....

yay \o/ now it's a language github.com/tuxcrafting/your-mom

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ... this is the #1 way to get stars ...

^ ._.

I don't want stars

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ seriously ಠ_ಠ

wtaf

@Quill can you kickmute whoever is spamming stars pls

moderators can't see who stars things

wait what

that's dumb

Not really, if people want to star spam, we can just timeout the room

yeah but that affects everyone, even if a on-topic discussion was going on rather than punishing whoever was mucking around

Most of the time, if you're a room regular, you can kinda tell who's doing it

I can't >_>

\o/ I got breaks to work \o/

@flawr not a plane crash ;_;

plane-crash

@Downgoat Not?

oh nvm

i dont speak spanish ;_;

Doesn't matter, there are pictures

apparently three guys died=(

@TùxCräftîñg That shouldn't be an issue, considering it's not Spanish

portuguese ?

yes

Hm they don't really have a lot of info yet: aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20160711-0

Another really sad crash happened about two weeks ago

life.ru/t/%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/426389/…

A (russian) Antanov 2R

About the biggest biplane that was produced in series.

@flawr Q___Q ;____; :( :( :( :(

i have added babeljs

on your mom

._.

._.

i have added babel and now you star my repo ._____________________.

Today we learned old jokes are old

yes

@Quill I thought we already learned that

more seriously calling this language your mom is a bad idea

but it's mbomb007's idea

> mmomb007

@TùxCräftîñg It's not going to be all that funny anyway, especially since it's not written in Java

@Quill lol

._.

it's written in JavaScript

ಠ_ಠ JavaScript is most golfy popular programming language

:O

This is not true, Perl is

That's why it's "Perl golf"

:OOO

@Downgoat i love your PPCG style userscript

@TùxCräftîñg ??

¿¿¿

TryItOnline is a trademark ???

@TùxCräftîñg ^_^ :D

@TùxCräftîñg no. We just did as joke iirc

iyrc ._.

Wat is iyrc

iirc = if i recall correctly so iyrc = if you recall correctly

@Downgoat v

^

Ohk

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @TùxCräftîñg you just caused a stack overflow.

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan tail cell recursion?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat is that

:P

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you redirected the ip to a @, so the program halted.

Does that mean if I put my tail in a cell I will recurse?

@Downgoat yes

yes

^

ioon dgght

!
^