Syntax Error: Abnormal syntax at 1:0

and a bork bork here and a bork bork there
here a bork there a bork everywhere a bork bork
Syntax Error: Unexpected token at 1:33

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maxplayers set to 24
Steam config directory: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\platform\config
CClientSteamContext logged on = 1
Cleaning up unneeded replay block data...
Replay cleanup done.
Loading default settings for high sensitivity
CTFGCClientSystem::PostInitGC
CTFGCClientSystem - adding listener
HDR Disabled
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Comanglia' stability config loaded. Inspired by Chris config

Symbol.prototype.name = function(){ return this.toString().replace(/^Symbol\((.+)\)$/,"$1"); }

return new Signal(Signal.BREAK, { propogation: 1 });

/* UNICODE SUBSTITUTIONS: */
/* i am 2 lazy google it */

] mat_queue_mode
"mat_queue_mode" = "-1"
 archive
 - The queue/thread mode the material system should use: -1=default, 0=synchronous single thread, 2=queued multithreaded

] mat_filtertextures
"mat_filtertextures" = "1"
] mat_trilinear
 ( def. "0" )"mat_trilinear" = "1"

class YourMom {
    constructor() {
        this.stack = [];
        this.memory = new Array(1024);
    }
    run(tokens) {
        while (tokens.length) {
            var tok = tokens.shift();
            if (NUMS.indexOf(tok) != -1) {
                this.stack.push(this.stack.pop() * 10 + (tok.charCodeAt(0) - 0x30))
            } else switch (tok) {
            case "+": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a + b);
            case "-": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a - b);
            case "*": this.applydyadic((a, b) => a * b);

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   Yes Switch to Linux
   No  I got nothing

D:\your-mom>eslint yourmom.js

D:\your-mom>

!
^