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7:13 PM
This is astonishingly relevant to @AlexA.: i.imgur.com/Ffy7X2N.mp4
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Darn, ninja'd
 
:D
 
7:22 PM
@Dennis: TIO feature request: make the title for each language look like a link on a TIO page
 
well, TIL TIO had links
 
Have we had a 1d cyclic move the arrows challenge? e.g. ..>.<>..<..> becomes >..x..><.... (x means both directions)
 
CMS: What music are you listening to?
 
7:32 PM
> music
=P
 
@flawr If that's not a song I'm a potato
 
@flawr CMS?
 
7:34 PM
@HelkaHomba Chat Mini Survey
 
btw, only A, B, C, and D left \o/
 
Helluuuu
 
@Optimizer Hellöööö
 
@Optimizer Helliiii
 
I am...
 
7:36 PM
@BaldBantha :D +1 great choice
 
@Optimizer Tomorrow
 
ok :(
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :-: y u do dis an haet chedr
 
@Downgoat almost at C
 
CMS: What is the most goosbump inducing piece of music you know?
 
7:37 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D \o/ \o/ \o/
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You know for C you could just do C
 
@flawr who you gonna call
 
Or CJam
 
@Optimizer By?
 
@flawr Night on Bald Mountain
 
7:39 PM
@Poke ಠ_ಠ Cheddar cheese is best. It starts with a "C" and "Code Golf" and we know code golf is best golf and take out the golf you get code is best, and because code == cheddar you get cheddar == best
 
@flawr that's the ghostbusters thing
 
@Downgoat what
 
@TimmyD Oh I didn't know that. I'd go for the last movement of The New World Symphony by Dvorak
 
i kid of course
more than my kid
which does not exist
 
@flawr I'm trying hard to remember it now, but there was definitely one song I listened to that made me catch my breath at a certain point, almost without fail.
 
7:42 PM
@Downgoat I like your style. 2 ^ 0 = 4 ^ 0. Take out the ^ 0 and you get 2 = 4.
 
@El'endiaStarman I'm trying to expand my goosbumpy playlist=)
 
@Downgoat but it doesn't have "pro" in the name. That's kind of a big deal, man
 
@Rainbolt no more like. y + x = z + x therefore y = z
@Poke brb changing name to Prodowngoat
 
I'll accept it
 
7:46 PM
@flawr Or, the Hallelujah chorus in Messiah by Handel, when everyone stands. That's always amazing.
 
I don't really remember the exact last song which gave goosebumps, but to be honest.. its the anime opening songs which do so. As I can related with the video and song. Couple of One piece op, inazuma eleven go op, etc.
 
@TimmyD Sure this is the prototype of goosebumps!!! =)
 
@Optimizer steins;gate op :P
 
not seen that, so probably wont be able to relate
 
o
you should watch it
 
7:54 PM
Also, this song always gives me brain-tingles (which I guess is kinda like internal goosebumps?)
 
@quartata for golfing? eugh
@flawr isn't that the dude who made the keyboard
 
Haha, nope, that was Qwert Zuiop
 
@flawr Zuiop? No, Yuiop.
 
Oh right, Z is spelled as Y in the US
 
@flawr qwert was his actual name? like, qwerty? o_o
 
8:03 PM
And US way is best way. Don't you forget it.
 
@El'endiaStarman I can't honour that statement.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Since when were you a Brit?!
 
@El'endiaStarman Yes sure, I always forget that, sorry.
 
@El'endiaStarman That's why the US is the only developed country to still not use the metric system, right?
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@BusinessCat Yes. The rest of the world is being held back by their adherence to modern measurement systems, I say!
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8:05 PM
@El'endiaStarman -our is the best
Other than that, I'm full american
except for when I'm irish. \o/
 
@BusinessCat Keyboards come in metric?
 
@El'endiaStarman is really a star today--15 stars and counting.
 
Metric keyboards would be interesting
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I was just thinking that! Sorta. "Today is a good day for the Starman, apparently..."
 
8:07 PM
@El'endiaStarman kehehe
@muddyfish excuse me while I burn my screen
 
@muddyfish My left pinky is already tired.
 
It's so horrible
 
@muddyfish Kill it with fire
 
@muddyfish I thought the metric alphabet has only 10 letters? One for each finger, right?
 
8:09 PM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE This is how the robot uprising starts...
 
Once they develop banana peel grips, we will be defenseless.
 
Ah, humanity. We develop a robotic dog that can walk and navigate all manner of terrain...and we make it slip on a banana peel.
 
@BusinessCat Who be ye, I haven't seen you here before. :o
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE I'm a newbie D=
 
he's a puzzler. puzzlers are welcome here
 
8:11 PM
@BusinessCat Have fun on CodeGolf!
 
@TimmyD they slide too much that they slide over the whole of humanity..
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE That's the first time I actually see some(one/thing) slip on a banana peel. I think that's the bigger achievement here.
 
@BusinessCat So how is business going?
 
@mınxomaτ Mario Kart?
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In a parallel universe bananas slip on bloody human skin.
 
8:13 PM
@muddyfish Or Super Smash Bros Brawl. I recently ticked off my fiancée by throwing banana peels at her character incessantly. :P
 
@flawr o_o
 
@muddyfish Ahhh yes, that was a fun episode.
 
It's not even a rickroll
I made a gamecube rom that played a rickroll once
I uploaded it to a torrent site
 
@muddyfish I just wondered, who ate all the bananas???
 
8:17 PM
How should I know?
 
All the muddy fishes I met before you always knew everything.
 
How many muddy fishes have you met?
 
That's irrelevant, answer my question first!
 
not me certainly
 
@muddyfish you monster
 
8:21 PM
:(
 
@Poke +1 for GLaDOS quote.
 
Okay look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret but I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster
 
@Quill is it possible to have the prototype inherited too rather than just the constructor?
 
is there any logical reason to not have standard io not imported by default? I've seen a lot of languages require import stdio and the like.
 
It's been fun. I won't come back#
 
8:26 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Well, if you're only writing a script to be called by another program or a cronjob or something...
 
Something that runs on a regular schedule.
 
Goodbye, Caroline
 
Pet peeve: When I click the down arrow for "Server name" or "Network computers" in Windows Explorer or any tool that lists all of the machines on the network, I am never warned that the search could take a while.
 
@Downgoat chder isn't good plain, overwehelsms my brains
@VTCAKAVSMoACE he is cat
 
8:39 PM
TIL: Some kinds of mammoths still lived when the pyramids of gizeh were built.
 
cat is always welcome
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ i am trying tf2 again
 
@flawr iirc called elephant
@Maltysen :D i cant help much rn though
only for 2 min
 
its still downloading tho
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No, I mean the fluff elephants that went extinct about 4k years ago
 
8:40 PM
oh okai
so giant cat
> elephat
@El'endiaStarman proof I started portal:
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Q: What is this graffiti on the walls in Portal 1?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ IʀᴋI just started playing Portal, and found these scrawls on the wall (somewhat hidden). The first two images were in the first level with turrets, and the second was a couple levels after. It appears represent the companion cube as a friend (symbolized by hearts around the pictures), and the...

 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I don't really need proof since I saw the little Steam pop-ups... :P
 
Also, there's actually a comic on Rattmann. Lemme see if I can find it again.
Probably best to start playing Portal 2 first though.
 
@Downgoat Object.create
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ cause the comic covers elements of portal 2
 
8:45 PM
okay
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ like you? :3
 
England is about to lose to Iceland in Euro
LMAO
 
person: "Why is there a downcow instead of a downvote?"
me: "It's a @Downgoat."
person: "Why though?!"
 
9:01 PM
How many people here read "@<person>" as "at-person"?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ me
 
I wonder whether there are any mechanical typewriters with the @ symbol
 
here wait lemme get a strawpoll
 
How many peop (...)? optiosn: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 , 9, ...
 
9:06 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what about you?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ me too; how else would you read it?
 
Some people would omit the @ in this chat because it's only a techinical thing
 
But it makes a noise
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't pronounce the @ at all.
 
9:12 PM
After only 20 hours, I finally managed to beat Martin's br***fuck program.
 
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A: bfcat - encode a file as a brainf*** program

DennisBrainfuck, 44 bytes +[[<+>->+++++>-<<]>--]<<+<-<,[[<.>-]>.>.<<,] The employed recurrence relation is based on @primo's Hello World answer. This answer makes no assumptions about the interpreter of the output program. Try it online! For a shorter solution (which works only with some interpret...

 
@Dennis hah. I love it, "br***fuck"
 
I have a 32 byte answer as well, but it only works in a very specific environment.
@EricTressler Gotta keep the room PG-13.
 
Have you met any 13-year olds?
They will teach you new swear words
 
9:16 PM
Ratings are about the parents, not the 13yos.
 
@EricTressler That's the point. We keep them isolated so as not to stymie their creativity, and then at age 13 we learn new curse words from them.
 
@Rainbolt that's an excellent point.
 
@Quill doesnt call comstructor ;_;
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ tf2 froze everything :/
 
Every single time I ask a question on DBA Stack Exchange a high rep user comes along and says "Why don't you do it this way and avoid your problem entirely?"
And when I try to explain it, they are too busy to hear me out
 
9:30 PM
you should model at is <simple system> accounting for <some problems>
 
@Rainbolt Why not stop asking and avoid that problem entirely?
 
@Rainbolt I had that happen to me the only time I posted a question on information security
 
@Geobits Grrrrrrr
See I feel comfortable growling at Geobits, but not Aaron Bertrand
 
I don't know whether that's a compliment or not, but I choose to interpret it as one.
 
@Geobits Take it as a complement.
 
9:34 PM
@Maltysen Add -condebug to your launch options?
Then look at <steam folder (platform dependent)>/steamapps/Team Fortress 2/tf/console.log
Do keep in mind that TF2 does take a long time to load (during which it captures your mouse); it may not have hung
 
@quartata yeah its working now
 
Figured
 
well "working"
 
What's your Steam name, by the way?
 
very slow
though 1.5 gb to my vm would have been enough
 
9:38 PM
Holy shit, you're doing this in a VM?
Fuck no. That won't work at all
 
league and stuff worked well
 
Those are much less intensive
I mean, VirtualBox doesn't even support 3D acceleration so I'm not sure how you got that working
 
@quartata it does
you need to enable it
 
Last I checked it was horrible
TF2 by default at least uses a fair number of DX9-specific features
I highly doubt it has them
Also 1.5 gigs probably isn't enough memory
Maybe 2
Why are you playing in a VM anyways? It has native Linux support
(very good Linux support at that)
 
it wasn't able to detect 3d hardware acceleration
 
9:42 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I tot u liekd AVOCHEDR
 
@Maltysen you're probably not using the official drivers for your graphics card then
I doubt Nouveau will cut it
@Maltysen Well if you have to play in a VM I would set your -dxlevel to 8, bump video memory up a bit and snag a toaster graphics config (I recommend Comanglia's)
Does Source even still support DX7 anymore? lmao
Lemme check
 
Anonymous
@Dennis Can you pull Actually please? Also, when was the last time Actually was pulled?
 
@quartata video memory is at 128mb rn
 
Looks like Source still supports DX7 but TF2 does not (most likely for particle effects)
@Maltysen Try 512 MB. That might be enough
I don't know, lemme look at the minimum specs
 
monring
 
9:48 PM
Oh, nevermind. You probably won't need that much.
1.5 GB should be enough RAM too actually.
Like I said though get a graphics config
 
@quartata yeah, the max is 256
 
And I would turn off any background processes since Source is primarily CPU limited
 
what is source?
 
Source is a 3D video game engine developed by Valve Corporation as the successor of GoldSrc. It debuted with Counter-Strike: Source in June 2004, followed shortly by Half-Life 2, and has been in active development since. Source does not have a concise version numbering scheme; instead, it is designed in constant incremental updates. The successor, Source 2, was officially announced in March 2015. The first game to use it was Dota 2, being ported over from the original engine in September 2015. == History == Source distantly originates from the GoldSrc engine, itself a heavily modified version of...
 
@Downgoat idk, google it ;-;
 
9:50 PM
@Maltysen All right, try it with your settings as they were but with this: teamfortress.tv/25328/comanglia-s-config-fps-guide
I would recommend going full toaster mode: teamfortress.tv/25328/comanglias-config-fps-guide/?page=8#234
(That's what I do)
You can type cl_showfps 1 in the developer console to see fps
 
idk what any of this is D:
i'll try swtor instead...
 
hey all
 
@Maltysen When you go into TF2, hit options -> keyboard -> advanced options -> enable developer console
You can then hit backtick to bring it up
 
@Downgoat i do
 
@quartata no, i mean i don't even know what a config is
 
9:52 PM
As for the config, just drop it in C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\Team Fortress 2\tf\cfg
 
im not ready for the glory in 110°F heat
@Maltysen hey, how did tf2 go?
 
Then make a file called autoexec.cfg with exec stability
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Badly since he's running it in a VM
Trying to get him in full toaster mode
@Maltysen "Configs" are really just developer console commands placed in a file and ran like a script
 
@Quill i tri but evrything bork
 
9:54 PM
@quartata wat
 
@quartata ...yeah i'll try swtor first
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I know, right
@Maltysen ?
Really though, I would look into getting it working natively. It's most likely a driver issue
You should only use NVIDIA/ATI's official drivers if you want to do heavy gaming. Nouveau just isn't up to it
 
@Quill nvm fixed it but now another thing is borked.
 
what's not working now
 
idk it can't find the setter of the string
must be with function / scoping inheriteance
cheddar> "foo".slice
< Unprintable object of class "CheddarFunction" with literal value undefined >
cheddar> "foo".slice(1,2)
readline.js:925
            throw err;
            ^

TypeError: Cannot read property 'slice' of undefined
 
9:59 PM
@quartata why can't he run it on his main computer?
 
He said Source couldn't detect 3D accel
 
why would a VM be fastesr than native without 3D accel
 
@Downgoat cuz it wasn't running natively
 
@Maltysen do you use nouveau
what is your graphics card
 
@Downgoat or it is an internal problem
 
10:07 PM
@quartata idk
 
@Maltysen How can you not know
 
whatever got installed when i installed ubuntu
 
Oh
You're most definitely using Nouveau then. There's the problem. Nouveau (last I checked) has no 3D accel support at all
ATI or Nvidia?
 
idk
lemme google
 
You don't know what your physical graphics card is? :P
 
10:09 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ all i know is that everything is borked and i need ideas on what to add to stdanard libs
 
@Maltysen Do lspci | grep VGA
 
easy enough
where do such ideas go
 
in the spread shet
 
@quartata AMD
 
10:10 PM
@Downgoat All Pytek is missing is \yield and then we're in the stdlib game. Better pick up the pace :D
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat This is less readable than usual
 
@Maltysen One second
 
@Downgoat sys args
 
@Maltysen You'll be wanting to take a look here then support.amd.com/en-us/download
Looks like there's some Linux drivers
 
@quartata i already have stdlib though :)
 
10:11 PM
@Downgoat rly
 
just its not finished
yesrly
 
Doesn't count
 
1 min ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
relink?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh ok sure
 
Doesn't count until it''s finished
 
10:11 PM
@quartata the dropdowns are confusing
do i have a notebook graphics?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ its a google spreadsheet i shared it with you
 
@Downgoat can we all look at it?
 
Try sudo lshw -C video
that should give all the info
 
oh k cool
 
10:13 PM
You can submit submissions here. but serious suggestions only please
 
@quartata idk if mine is in tha tlist
i have 8650
 
@Maltysen Oh hey, I found a tutorial: help.ubuntu.com/community/BinaryDriverHowto/AMD
Looks like fglrx (the driver) is in Ubuntu's official driver repos
So you can install it pretty easily
Since it sounds like you're using an APU I would still recommend installing the toaster config
Maybe not full toaster though. The regular stability config is probably fine.
(Toaster mode disables anti-aliasing so it'll look blurry)
 
10:29 PM
I will officially execute anyone who says $
 
@Mego The newest file was dated June 4. I pulled it now.
 
Anonymous
@Dennis Thanks a bunch!
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ for person in votes['$']: os.system(person)
 
Anonymous
Seems kinda unsafe
 
10:33 PM
that took me longer than I'd like to admit
 
@Mego brb changing name to sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root#goat
 
@Downgoat cheddar is winning :P
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Do eet
 
but think about golfing
 
@Maltysen wait wat where
 
10:37 PM
sys var
 
oh >_>
I thought you meant on PPCG challenge
:|
 
@EricTressler nice!
 
I require addition context.
 
ಠ_ಠ 25 people in this room and only 3 responses on poll ;_;
 
maybe 7-8 active peopel tho
 
10:39 PM
7:8 > 3
 
@LeakyNun Yeah, I can't resist mentioning it when that comes up
 
@Downgoat `>` has no behavior for types `Array` and `Number`
 
There's buffs, debuffs, and (neutral effects). What is a single word for "neutral effects", in a gaming context?
 
nvm, I could just go with positive, neutral, negative
 
10:47 PM
@Downgoat also, repl is down
maybe I should raise an issue :P
 
pls no y u do dis;-;
ooh, I got a good idea for a feature. So like foo = .bar is equal to foo = foo.bar
 
why not foo .= bar, it makes more sense
 
ew no that's ugly :P
 
foo = .bar is one hell of a lot uglier >_>
 
that way you can do foo = 1 + .bar
 
10:50 PM
the entire idea seems pretty useless tho...
 
>:|
 
could be useful for tree searching
tree .= leftNode
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ true
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what about tree := leftNode
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ but yeah, @Downgoat's original notation of foo =.bar is confusing as hell. at least i can kinda tell what yours does
 
10:51 PM
@Downgoat doesn't that assign tree as leftNode?
 
no i changed it
var i := 0 was hard to type
 
@Maltysen thanks :) I also like it because I can do something like array .= 1, whereas it would be array = .1, which would be 0.1
@Downgoat thank god
that was ugly :P
 
;_;
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ooh good catch
ok
 
\o/
but yeah := looks nicer
much more balanced, but perhaps a little less obvious as to its function
 
10:54 PM
> 10606007
that's nice
 

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