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2:00 AM
@NathanMerrill post fix with D?
 
If you put the year last, you will always confuse someone
 
what about times?
and datetimes?
 
Standardise all your times and dates to light-metres since the epoch
 
I don't know if adding a D will work
 
@Maltysen It's one of those topics I know more about than I probably should (as in, I have no reason for knowing anything about it). I just read that apparently some people can do the Valsalva maneuver without using their hands (aka using nose muscles to close the nostrils).
 
2:01 AM
because my lexer is going to split the tokens at /
 
@Maltysen an answer before it hit chat? Wow...
 
@Downgoat What is the difference between var and let?
 
maybe I allow number separation using something else than / ?
like 30:04:2015
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ let is for constants
@NathanMerrill what do you mean?
 
well, / is just a seperator
I could say that user-defined literals can incorporate multiple numbers, but they need a seperator
 
2:05 AM
@Downgoat ... why is everything a unprintable object whos value is undefined??
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ?
are you running t_repl
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh, var isn't supported in the repl yet
only the t_repl
 
something borked
 
@Maltysen I'll upvote if there's an explanation...
 
2:07 AM
@Downgoat yup, stuff is borked
Rikers-MacBook-Pro:~ rikerw$ cheddar
Cheddar> r = 2
< Unprintable object of class "Object" with literal value undefined
Cheddar> print r
readline.js:945
            throw err;
            ^

TypeError: Cannot read property 'has' of undefined
    at CheddarEval.step (/Users/rikerw/.Cheddar/dist/interpreter/core/eval/eval.js:155:55)
    at CheddarEval.exec (/Users/rikerw/.Cheddar/dist/interpreter/core/eval/eval.js:259:34)
    at Interface.<anonymous> (/Users/rikerw/.Cheddar/dist/interpreter/tests/repl.js:155:38)
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ := is assignment
 
damnit, i forgot
>_> can't code at 7pm
 
Still a chance to win: strawpoll.me/10304377/r
 
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Q: Mean bits: an average challenge

trichoplaxGiven N >= 1, output the mean number of bits in an integer from 0 to N - 1 Specification The output can be calculated as the sum of the number of bits in the binary representation of each number from 0 to N-1, divided by N. The binary representation of a number has no leading zeroes in this co...

 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it shouldn't throw a JS error but atm I'm transitioning to a larger parser so stuff is borked
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ WAT, I have wasted 4 hours here already ._.
 
Nose muscle control poll: strawpoll.me/10304548 I haven't been able to find any solid resources on this.
 
@PhiNotPi You can make a multiple select poll
 
@Downgoat But then I can't tell the difference between two people voting for separate things or one person voting for two things.
 
@PhiNotPi D. Contract nostrils
 
2:14 AM
E. Turn them inside-out
 
@trichoplax I was thinking that was actually part of B, but I guess I'm wrong.
 
@PhiNotPi They use different muscles, and you can do both at the same time (which looks weird)
 
Great, meta.stackexchange.com/questions/279613/… has been marked status-completed when it's definitely not >:(
 
bar isn't too bad of a separator
20|04|2001D
 
@HelkaHomba I guess it means "we know what went wrong and it's being dealt with". I'm up to 2014 results so far
 
2:17 AM
Why do dates need separators? 20160524 seems fairly fine to me.
 
for clarity and possible ambiguities
 
@Geobits That actually extends unambiguously to arbitrarily long years - was about to criticise and then realised it works
 
what if we are in year 20?
 
0020
 
@NathanMerrill use - or _ or /
 
2:18 AM
As long as the day and month are always 2 digits each the year can be anything 0+
 
So I guess I'm alone in not being able to wiggle my nose side-to-side.
 
@trichoplax True. Though always having the 2-digit day/month come first might be easier to deal with
 
so I was just playing a mobile game and levelled up... the game glitched out and levelled me up by 20ish and set my energy to 1736
 
@Geobits but then user defined literals have to do string parsing
as opposed to simply being passed a number
 
@NathanMerrill If _ is a valid number separator in your language, then just use that
 
2:19 AM
That's how I name my myriad photo folders anyway. Works well for sorting for sure.
 
@HelkaHomba The year coming first is standard now...
 
@Downgoat why is _ preferable to | ?
(I don't have any opinion one way or another)
 
@NathanMerrill many languages use _ to seperate numbers, e.g. 123_456 == 123456
 
@NathanMerrill Windows filenames can't have | in them but can have _ (if that matters at all)
 
how are those even equal?
 
2:20 AM
@PhiNotPi I said yes but it also involves moving the philtrum side to side so I'm not sure if you meant something different
 
@NathanMerrill what do you mean?
 
I'm not sure what that syntax even means. Do you have example languages?
 
wait, I didn't mean "seperate numbers" :| uh... I don't know what it's called
 
@Downgoat to separate a single number from itself?
@Downgoat Is it for line continuation?
 
that said _ isn't a bad choice
its implies in most languages "a continuation"
some_var
we know that that is 1 name
and 2015_05_30
 
2:22 AM
like you write 1,234,456 instead of 1234456 for clarity so some languages use _ to serve the same clarity as , (swift, ruby, cheddar, and more have this)
 
means 1 literal
 
@trichoplax TIL, actually.
 
@PhiNotPi So you can?
 
I had no idea that was a thing
 
2:23 AM
@trichoplax I'm actually still not quite sure.
 
> # grouping hexadecimal addresses by words
addr = 0xCAFE_F00D
That's really confusing
 
well it's python...
 
No I mean saying "words" and then embedding English words in the space of hex words
 
Yea, that's quite ambiguous :/
 
There are two meanings, and they are both true, which prevents the ambiguity being resolved, leaving my brain in a loop
@Meanbits Welcome to TNB, Meanbits
 
2:27 AM
Thanks. What's this place all about, anyway? I came over from GameDev.
 
@Meanbits It's mainly about having fun - no need for rules or anything
 
Sounds like hell.
 
You'll like it here
 
It's been a warm welcome so far.
What's with the upside-down goat, though?
 
2:30 AM
Yeah, hell does get pretty warm.
 
@Meanbits OH GOD YOUR EVIL TWIN TOOK OVER YOUR ACCOUNT
3
 
@Meanbits Oh you still see that guy, just click the profile, and then the ignore button and you're all set
 
btw, add Julia to the underscores-in-numeric-literals list
 
@Quill ;_; y u do dis
 
@Quill Oh, is that all it takes? Cool.
 
2:31 AM
Although I am curious how many languages allow for that
 
@Downgoat apparently not? ^
:P
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ?
 
He has 43k rep, and the game dev logo is next to it. What does that tell you?
>_>
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Meanbits took over his account and set the profile to game dev?
 
I'm so confused right now. Evil twin?
 
2:33 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ that you're pretty good at photoshop
You should all watch this:
 
@Meanbits oh, you have a twin which isn't evil but made an evil chat bot, you're the evil twin
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ 43k network rep.
 
What makes you think any of them are not evil??
 
@Downgoat If that was supposed to clear up my confusion, you may want to try again.
 
We're all evil in here. If you want good you need The 2nd Monitor
 
2:36 AM
oh heavens what happened to geobits and who is this imposter
 
I miss Bigtoes
 
I miss Calvin >_>
 
I miss when this room was still funny
 
I miss when CRers used their own chat :P
Umm, I mean, err... I don't miss anything, since I'm clearly new here.
 
2:39 AM
say i havs a function that monadicaly squares an arg, what should it do dyadocally?
 
Multiply them
 
@trichoplax "I Stab Men"
 
@trichoplax I like I'm Absent
 
this func is represented by the superscript 2
 
That seems like a poor choice for multiplication :P
 
2:43 AM
>_> * is multiply
 
What does it do monadically if not square?
 
So why can't single arg * square? (And single arg + double)
 
monadic * is sign, monadic + is abs, and i still have a superscripg two in the cod page
 
Then how about a^2 + b^2, possibly square rooting it. I.e. distance
 
@trichoplax explanation added
 
2:46 AM
@Maltysen Yay :)
 
Agggghhh. The curse client just added their own markdown, but its syntax is different from normal. Why?
 
@HelkaHomba That seems somewhat reasonable, if possibly underused.
 
@Meanbits somethings a little different, not sure what...
 
I ' m not sure if I ' m not sure what you mean.
 
If the language has vectors/arrays, a vector norm function would probably be more useful
Unless you want to reduce by the dyadic function like CJam always has to...
 
2:49 AM
@El'endiaStarman ssssh
@Quill :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ a friend of his from game dev
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ are you feeling better?
 
@Cyoce Sounds like markup. :)
 
@PhiNotPi mark(going in the wrong direction)
 
Wow the solutions are arriving fast
For anyone who doesn't know, I'm more likely to upvote solutions with an explanation — trichoplax 2 mins ago
 
@Cyoce On a more serious note, if its syntax is different then it's not markdown.
 
2:51 AM
@PhiNotPi k. It's the same idea
 
@PhiNotPi idk, iirc SE and Github have different markdown flavors
 
I guess it depends on how different they are.
 
Except it's got like ~ for italics
 
One site I use has Textile as its markup language. It uses _ for italics and * for bold.
 
@trichoplax Mean bits is hot now. Congratulations :)
 
2:55 AM
Woo!
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

HookedFizzbuzz for tensorflow Since I was a new and naive user, I posted this question. In one day it got over 25 upvotes but was shut down for being too broad. Clearly there is community interest -- so by the suggestion of @DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I'll try it again in the sandbox. I'd really like to see ...

 
I'm trying to think of a good alternative to popcon to suggest for this ^. Any ideas?
It sounds very interesting, but I'm not sure how the scoring would work best.
 
@trichoplax :/ I know you had to pick one, but boy I keep running into approaches where it'd have been easier if 0 was defined to have bit length 0
 
@Sp3000 I expected that would be easier, but it's a small challenge already, so I felt it needed something to make it tricky...
 
Well I thought about it while it was in sandbox but didn't comment since it's an easy +1 or -1 fix
 
3:01 AM
@Sp3000 Don't you only have to add 1/N to the total?
 
But I'm getting a surprising number of solutions with similar byte counts
 
^^ ninja'd
 
^ seen in a Publix parking lot within the last hour
 
40 views: 5 answers - I'm pretty happy with that :)
 
@Meanbits I don't think the challenge is a good fit for our site, unless you want it to be a code-golf. It currently is a "Implement this algorithm" sort of challenge, and unless you want to specify what machine learning is (and all of its details), then I'm not sure if it'll work well
 
3:04 AM
@NathanMerrill Yea, I know it has other problems, but I was hoping they could be resolved. My first order of business was "eww popcon (esp with a time limit)".
 
that said, if you do specify what you define as machine learning, then I'd either do code-golf, or fastest-code
 
To me, the tensorflow challenge is like a steak in a Chinese restaurant. It's a really good steak and I'm sure people would love it, but it's kinda hard to fit it into the menu without turning heads [/awkwardanalogies]
 
The best steak at any restaurant in my mom's town is at a seafood place. I always thought that odd.
 
3:24 AM
o_O
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A: How to get heat high enough for stir fry?

CatijaI have never tried it but when I googled wok burners (thinking to find a standalone high-output gas hob), I found this article about a wok ring called the "WokMon" on Serious Eats and had to post it here: A couple months ago I was approached by Glen Lee, an inventor who claimed to have an ing...

 
???!!!
Looks more like it belongs on Life Hacks...
 
Kids, don't try this at home.
 
pls trying at home
 
3:48 AM
2228
Q: Proper use cases for Android UserManager.isUserAGoat()?

Ovidiu LatcuI was looking at the new APIs introduced in Android 4.2. While looking at the UserManager class I came across the following method: public boolean isUserAGoat() Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportations. Returns whether the user making this call...

@Downgoat ^
 
4:06 AM
Discussion question: How would you design a language to make golfing in it as fun as possible?
 
Half-ass the "golfing" part so you don't need to bust out all the annoying things for the extra golfiness
 
@xnor make the online editor tell you jokes for every x characters entered
new XKCD
 
look
where would the bounty go if i click nothing?
 
ಠ_ಠ, I can't be identified as a goat? This is discrimination android, :( — Downgoat Mar 4 at 2:24
 
4:19 AM
chat mini-challenge: golf your speech
 
@LeakyNun k
@trichoplax can you then eleven the message and replace "isn't evil" with "is evil too"
 
4:32 AM
@Dennis Just got back in. Your message was at 5 am
 
0
Q: Should a JavaScript image-processing submission support CORS?

Patrick RobertsA clarification I'd like to have is whether JavaScript submissions for image-processing should support Cross-Origin Resource Sharing. Specifically, it requires setting the crossOrigin attribute of an Image to "". This seems like a frivolous expectation in the context of code-golf, which is why I...

 
@Sherlock9 Timezones... I found a potential problem with my APL answer. The rows of the output are sorted by first occurrence, not by player number. For 21,14, the output is like follows. Note that 13 comes before 12; the last two rows are swapped.
 0  1 13 15 19
 1  2 12 16 18
 2  3 11 17  0
 3  4 10  0  0
 4  5  9  0  0
 5  6  8  0  0
 6  7  0  0  0
13 14 20  0  0
12 21  0  0  0
You can still tell clearly which player says what, since the first column contains the player number, but I don't know if that's acceptable.
 
4:49 AM
@LeakyNun There's an auto-bounty thing I think but if no answers have a good enough score it's lost forever
 
Barely. The players are still clearly marked, even if they aren't sorted. I suppose it will do, for now. Not sure what happens if any more problems come up though :D
 
I'm fairly certain that is the last one.
 
@HelkaHomba at least 2 for 50% of bounty, >2 for 100% of bounty IIRC
 
http://i.imgur.com/HH0eYTl.gif
I thought that gif would get me starred, but I don't think it's ever going to load. ... ಠ_ಠ
 
I've un-oneboxed it. That's a 85 MiB GIF...
 
5:02 AM
Holy crap.
... sorry.
 
 
Meta question: Can input and output be upside down? E.g, if the challenge was `generate the first n fibonacci numbers` and the output was

8
5
3
2
1
1

Would that be acceptable?
 
Not by default I'd hope, unless the question states specifically that the output can be in any order
Otherwise, it'd trivialise a lot of questions
 
Well, it would make them easier, but would it really trivialize them?
 
"Challenge: reverse a list of numbers"
 
5:14 AM
Well, here's my O(1) sorting algorithm: lambda L:L
 
But that doesn't actually do any sorting.
 
Ah yes, bogosort without the recursion
 
So it's totally different.
 
Sorry, s/sorting/reversing/ (i.e. Render's comment)
 
5:16 AM
@Sp3000 that's intelligent design sort
 
I need help
is the text on the buttons working
like staying within the buttons:
or no
on my display it does. But on some peoples it doesn't
strawpoll!
wait actually
 
@Sp3000 I still feel like that's a completely different matter. Obviously if the challenge was reversing a list, that wouldn't work.
But if the challenge is something totally different, and it's just more convenient to display it that way.
 
you guys know bogosort, right?
 
5:20 AM
well, there's also bogobogosort
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I get your point, but personally I think there's a lot of situations where being able to output in reverse can completely change what the golfiest solution is. Having trouble finding an explicit example though
 
it first bogosorts the first 2 elements, then the first 3, etc
at every point it checks whether the array is in order, and if not, it goes back to 2 elements
 
But is that necessarily a bad thing?
If it still produces correct output.
 
well
instead of n! complexity it now has 1!*2!*...*n! complexity
ah
that's the superfactorial
sf(n)
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ The only reason I'm kind of against things like this is because it raises the learning curve for new users. We've already got the fact that inputs can be reordered, functions can be unnamed, input can come in all sorts of ways and that way we score flags which people get wrong half the time.
 
5:27 AM
Inputs can be reordered?
By default?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Not sure if there's an official meta post but I'd say yes
 
I dunno about default, but if you ever see a question with 3 inputs, chances are there's an answer which takes them in a different order from the example in the question
 
Anonymous
5:41 AM
@Dennis Would you mind pulling Actually?
 
@Mego I actually don't. Pulled.
 
You seriously did?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Was that a pun?
 
Actually, yes -- it was.
 
Anonymous
@Dennis Thanks :)
 
5:55 AM
@LeakyNun Nobody knows!
@Meanbits Not again.
 
Àñäj2jJxkñdj
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Erm...
 
6:26 AM
@quartata It works for me?
a :-
get_char(X),
X \== end_of_file,
(X == 'a'; X == 'b'),
get_char(Y),
Y \== end_of_file,
Y == 'c'.
?- a.
|: bc
No line feed between b and c since get_char reads a single char
(but a line feed after c)
 
6:57 AM
0
Q: Female and Male Equations

DerpfacePythonThis question is probably harder than all of those "generate a sequence of number" tasks, because this requires TWO sequences working in unison. Really looking forward to the answers! In his book "Gödel, Escher and Bach", Douglas Hofstadter has a quite few sequences of numbers inside, all of th...

 
Hello
 
@zyabin101 I was wondering why you weren't here ^^
 
7:21 AM
-1
Q: Arduino upload problem

DippeCant upload anymore. Becourse Im writing to the seriell monitor? Possible to delete running program in Arduino Uno without upload? Fault when I try to upload even the basic program "Blink". Using Port : COM3 Using Programmer : arduino Overriding B...

 
@Katenkyo For what? :3
That face when I get an off-topic flag helpful.
;D
 
7:45 AM
@zyabin101 forn nothing, but you're just ALWAYS here ^^
 
7:55 AM
@wizzwizz4 What was that a reply to?
 
wizz was saying that nobody knows where the bounty would go if you don't award the bounty. This despite several people having already explained what happens to a bounty that isn't awarded in the time limit -__-
 
I just /joined seven rooms.
 
8:11 AM
Why do I read popcon as popcorn D:
 
:P
 
@MarsUltor same here, that's why I'm always Hungry when browsing this site...
 
Currently golfing Seriously numbers all by myself :}
Progress right now: 10518 bytes on the so called "teacher's paper", and 10518 on the so called "student's paper".
100% of the starting weight.
If all is well, each number should be printed out twice... And... Success!
10514/10518 bytes.
99.96%
heh
 
8:29 AM
Yayyyy
 
NOOOOO!
You obtained D:
This is for question askers who are bad at asking questions :(
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Care to show the question?
 
@zyabin101 Ouch.
0
Q: Permanently Decrypt non-CoreStorage Partition Encrypted with FileVault

VoteToCloseI am asking this on the behalf of someone who did not want to sign up for the SE network. I will use first-person for simplicity. When I bought my computer, it came with FileVault enabled as default. After a few months of use, I decided to install Ubuntu on a separate partition on the machine, s...

 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Huh.
Seems good.
d(-_-)
 
@zyabin101 Exactly! I guess it just didn't get many views.
 
I would join the Apple community just to upvote it, but I don't have a Mac, so...
 
8:34 AM
@zyabin101 Yeah, no, don't do that.
 
I wasn't planning to, anyway.
 
I don't want sympathy up votes.
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE I first though it was for a challenge on PPCG and was wondering how it was possible to have here
 
ಠ_ಠ
It has happened to me. xD
 
@_@
 
8:38 AM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Oo
 
We only rate dogs. Please stop sending in your 31 year old sons that won't get out of your house. Thank you... 11/10 https://t.co/aTU53NNUkt
 
You can tell when I gave bounties.
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE So you have reached the 200 rep per day benchmark four times.
But lately you've been earning less rep.
 
@zyabin101 School. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
In Seriously number golfing news, I did attack one hole in the numberset by using factorial, but see if it will get good scores.
For this golf to succeed, each number on the odd lines, without the :, must be output twice. And... Success!
Uhh, yeah, a save of only two bytes.
 
8:44 AM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE school days tends to be the moments I codegolf the more
 
10512/10518 bytes, 99.94% of starting size.
 
@Katenkyo Yeah, but final projects are massive Richards.
 
To note: beep next time, use Notepad2. recorded
 
@zyabin101 brackets, ftw
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Doesn't support CP437.
 
8:47 AM
@zyabin101 It can.
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE I only have bad experiences with final projects (as they tend to be done in groups...)
 
tap tap tap primes! tap tap
Bingo!
10510/10518, 99.92%.
Well, I kinda throw away the Seriously integer golfing project. :(
And start it again, this time with a new number set. :)
This time, we'll collaborate on it.
Who's in? :)
XP All is not well...
Because I forgot to add golfs.
 
9:26 AM
@Mego You can golf down both lambdas a bit for a few bytes (eg or 0 is unnecessary), but I think it might be golfier to ditch the lambdas
 
@Downgoat That would be evil... ;)
> Not very short but I need some tips.
But it's only 11 bytes...
 
But it's jimmy...
 
9:43 AM
Indeed.
Even jimmy needs tips sometimes...
 

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