The Nineteenth Byte

@Poke The pony he comes he comes he comes, T̟̗̥̙̜̔̓̄̈̑̆ḩ̦̮̗̣̝̮̝̦́̑̕̚ē̥̩̕ p̢̧̮̙̫̝̦̭̯̃̄̅́̎ȯ̦n̙̖̘̠̞̘̦̩̞̯̄̄̌̂̉̎̚̚y̨̫̦̦̩̟̐̊ he comes he comes h̨̘̭̜̩̥̮̘̩̣̕ḙ̪̞̮̜̜̈̓̀̔ c̢̥̬̮̗̋̄̎̅̅̈o̫̣̪̞̍̒̊̌̔̋̍m̛̛̬̖̭̘̔̌̓̓̐̈e̡̖̠̣̦̥̊̈̏̀̄́̚ș̯̦̥́̅̓́̓̍̌̆̏, Oh no oh no the pony he comes, It's ZALGO Ḣ̡̖̩̙̜̭̇̆́Ě̪̘̝̥̞̋́ C̛̟̟̦̟̭̪̫̒̄O̧̜̟̥̬̝̝̝̅̍̕M̢̡̧̢̛̦̯̯̠̦̯̝̦̜̖̣̮̅̎̉̐E̟S

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

._.

1/10 most overrated SO meme

zyabin101

Zalgo parts generated using this.

It seems that I always have to escape asterisks in URLs.

Poke

nice

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Must I Smash that stubborn keybore! No! I didnt misspell anything Mr nitpicker, it is a key-bore, it is manufactured for this, to bore its user, the numpad of this keybore is made of two buttons, + and -. For writing any number to screen you must use either of both, + adds a distance of 1 to a ...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ s/1[^0]/1\//

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:44 PM

escape a /

I did?

wait nvm

:P

Has everyone already celebrated Towel Day?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:46 PM

?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

May 25 is towel day, a day to celebrate HGTTG and Douglas Adams in general.

@gcampbell bet you $25 bucks doorknob already did.

gcampbell

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ There's only one way to find out.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

nope, I ain't pinging him.

he's The Knob. He has the power to ban me from this room and suspend my account.

zyabin101

@gcampbell I didn't.

May 25 is the Last Bell day in Russia, which precedes the summer holidays! \o/

Who did celebrate the Last Bell day?

gcampbell

@zyabin101 In Britain it's just Rain Day.

weatherman115

5:50 PM

Does it rain around that time?

zyabin101

@weatherman115 No, they praise the rain on that day.

gcampbell

@weatherman115 You should know ;)

weatherman115

Oh.

gcampbell

But yes, it is raining.

zyabin101

> @schas002 just made github.com/zyabinVI/goodbye_translated/blob/master/lib/… a lot more crowded

in schas002/zyabinVI-beta, at 21:52 by Custom

Okay, finished coding for today.

gcampbell

5:55 PM

@zyabin101 What's your time zone?

mınxomaτ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The link is screaming.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@mınxomaτ XD I didn't notice that

zyabin101

@gcampbell UTC+3.

However, the PC adds one hour, and I can't download the work around it.

gcampbell

6:14 PM

Is there an emoji programming language?

TimmyD

esolangs.org/wiki/Emoticon

zyabin101

@gcampbell Emotinomicon

TimmyD

There's that one

zyabin101

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Emotinomicon/int.html

TimmyD

Z got the other that I know

zyabin101

6:17 PM

@TimmyD It's an emoticon programming language.

Emoticon ≠ emoji

TimmyD

I never said they were equivalent

But they are definitely related

zyabin101

Next on zyabinVI beta: "hai" "hai" "bai"

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@zyabin101 :D

orlp

this is super inappropriate

3

gcampbell

How about U+1F5B6("U+1F44B, U+1F30E!") for a hello world?

Sorry those should have been real Unicode symbols

zyabin101

6:33 PM

@gcampbell Show these emoji?

gcampbell

@zyabin101 I'm trying to but I'm on a tablet at the moment and it's incredibly hard to paste them in.

El'endia Starman

@orlp That is some impressive CGI.

zyabin101

Everyone without a way to display emoji, stand back.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Dennis So, I finally got around to writing the --safe flag for V. (It was actually easier than I thought once I figured it out) It disables all external commands and file access. I also added an "installation" page to the wiki. I think it's ready for TIO. Although I'm still unclear on one thing. How do I/O and file encodings work on the site?

orlp

@El'endiaStarman that's not CGI

that's why I said it's inappropriate - that's a dangerous environment for a child that young

zyabin101

6:39 PM

📠("👋, 🌐!")

That looks like fax("wave hand, globe!")

gcampbell

@zyabin101 It looked like a printer to me. (I know you don't literally print out stuff, but it seemed close on my font. And the globe looked more like a real one rather than a mesh.)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Random wtf of the day: reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/4kyhwa/…

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Wow.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ikr

My new webpage: v.ht/riker

gcampbell

@Doorknob Have you celebrated Towel Day yet?

Doorknob

6:53 PM

@gcampbell of course

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

fork it

@gcampbell where's my $25?

Doorknob

Happy #towelday! I'm bringing my towel to my English final \o/

Tweeted by KeyboardFire on May 25, 2016 at 2:15 PM

gcampbell

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Dammit.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Doorknob is thought to be Douglas Adams Jr.

@gcampbell I gave you fair warning...

El'endia Starman

> I'd believe that. My friend had an old one that we ran over with his car a few times for fun and got real mad that we couldn't even crack the screen.

gcampbell

6:55 PM

If someone says "I bet you [amount] that [condition]" and you don't explicitly agree or disagree to the bet, are you in it or not?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

you are in.

@El'endiaStarman O_O

mınxomaτ

@Doorknob Pillowday > Towelday

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

shots fired

mınxomaτ

Can anyone load archive.org/web? It takes forever for me...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

we can

weatherman115

6:58 PM

@El'endiaStarman That's my phone in a nutshell. I've dropped it a thousand times and it still hasn't broken. I think the screen protector has something to do with it.

TimmyD

@mınxomaτ archive.org is filtered here at work as "Social Networking"

mınxomaτ

lol wat

El'endia Starman

@weatherman115 I have my current phone only because the previous one died a month or so after being run over by a car or truck. :P

zyabin101

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Good work!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

thanks

El'endia Starman

6:59 PM

Neither are/were smartphones, by the way.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Do you think you could actually clean the living room at some point, though?

Bálint

@TimmyD Is google translate filtered?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

6 mins ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

My new webpage: http://v.ht/riker

can somebody try that in IE?

El'endia Starman

I'll get a smartphone once my current one dies, which may be another year or so... :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I need to see if it works.

weatherman115

7:00 PM

@El'endiaStarman I still have mine, got it about a year ago, still not dead.

gcampbell

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Well, if SE implements a payment system...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_>

Bálint

@TimmyD if it isn't, then technically no websites are

El'endia Starman

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I am now mad at you. ಠ_ಠ

TimmyD

@Bálint Oh, of course not. There are plenty of ways around.

Bálint

7:01 PM

Go to google translate, enter Russian as "from" language and english as "to", then enter the webpage's URL in the textarea, and click the link, wich comes out

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@El'endiaStarman ?

TimmyD

Just like a lock on your house - it keeps honest people honest but that's about it.

Bálint

2

TimmyD

@Bálint -1 for deeplinking so the alt-text doesn't show.

Bálint

@TimmyD Hmm?

TimmyD

7:03 PM

xkcd oneboxes

Bálint

That's the full image

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

no

http://xkcd.com/1

that links to the comic automagically

TimmyD

^that

well, you're missing a TLD there

El'endia Starman

I think you forgot a .com, at least...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ninja'ed

Bálint

7:06 PM

Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT.

El'endia Starman

There you go. That's much better.

TimmyD

All humans are segfaults. Well, he's not wrong

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

v.ht/riker

gcampbell

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hey.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I don't know where the link goes :p

Bálint

7:13 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Uhm, uhm, I totally believe you

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

PhiNotPi

music I just wrote: soundcloud.com/phinotpi/windsc Similar style to yesterday, also ends abruptly.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

[15:04:04] Riker Wachtler: NOT GOOD
[15:04:16] Riker Wachtler: JUST TRY THE FREAKING WEBSITE PLS
[15:04:18] Riker Wachtler: v.ht/riker

weatherman115

@PhiNotPi What genre is it?

PhiNotPi

@weatherman115 "instrumental," not really categorized as popular music

zyabin101

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Where?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

7:16 PM

skype

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ YOU LITTLE CHEATER

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yes, I cheated :3

gcampbell

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ tinyurl.com/hzjap4o

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

I'm on mobile, so I've fallen for zero of these.

As soon as I see youtube, I'm out.

mınxomaτ

The USPTO TESS is straight out of 1990. Those buttons...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

7:22 PM

@gcampbell this is great

Bálint

We should have a "Rick Astley" feature on the flag popup, to be able to flag those easily

zyabin101

@Bálint We shouldn't.

ಠ_ಠ

Bálint

ಠ_ಠ

zyabin101

One can't be so mean to Rick!

Bálint

.-.

Leaky Nun

7:25 PM

@trichoplax Your leaderboard is broken...

mınxomaτ

This is an actual trademark: "I love it when you call me Big Data" ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ_ಠ

gcampbell

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ How did you know it was youtube?

Leaky Nun

@trichoplax Sorry, nothing now.

PhiNotPi

> This search session has expired. Please start a search session again by clicking on the TRADEMARK icon, if you wish to continue.

What to do?

mınxomaτ

7:27 PM

@PhiNotPi Take my word for it. It's TM No. 86965376

Nathan Merrill

we've got somebody trying to make the emperor's new clothes

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Q: How can I hand-sew an "invisible" hem?

I'm sitting at work and my pant cuff started unraveling. Luckily I have a needle and thread in my purse, and I would like to repair this while I'm on a conference call with little else to do. Since these are work pants, I don't want to see the hem after the repair is done. What sort of stitch am...

PhiNotPi

Senior Talent Show Water Bottle Flip AK 2016

'sup

'sdown

'supper

7:34 PM

Lifehacks

Bálint

lifehacks is the closest SE to a "general" stackexchange site

ev3commander

tru

Bálint

The first five questions are about: computers, safety, computers, bicycles and cat urine

Do we seriously need this SE?

Maltysen

Side note: sounds pretty harsh in its current form. — barak manos 7 hours ago

lel

ev3commander

someone make a ppcg curve fever pls

Bálint

7:41 PM

When will the next chromium get out of beta?

I seriously want flash to die

Poke

but i love flaswf

/me cough
flash

quartata

Flash is basically already dead. Give it about 2-3 more years and you'll most likely never see it again.

zyabin101

Sorry? Cough is not a command?

Poke

fixed

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@gcampbell because the "open with" dialog came up.

zyabin101

7:47 PM

Poke cough

gcampbell

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Oh right.

Poke

I could figure out the markdown for italics or I could just do "/me <action>" and still get my point across and be consistent across multiple platforms

Bálint

@quartata I can't live with it for more than 6 months

I'm amazed people still use it

It was okay in the 80s, 90s, when there where no other choice

gcampbell

@Bálint The thing is, some less experienced devs don't seem to understand the pure evil of a pure Flash website (Flash content, Flash buttons, Flash nav, [chokes to death])

Poke

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ fyi reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/4jn45t/…

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

7:55 PM

\o/

mınxomaτ

@gcampbell I love companies that include confidential information in flash applets. Flash can be decompiled almost 1:1.

gcampbell

@mınxomaτ "This is a password reset email from the Totally Secure Missile Corp. Your password to unlock the missile launch system is [..............]."

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