The Nineteenth Byte

@phase they must of not used babel

@Downgoat Is that a joke or are you confused?

that was a joke

oh good

5:46 AM

ow8 that might include compile time as well...

@Downgoat I use an ES6 browser

FF/Chrome > Babel

FF/Chrome > everything

@MarsUltor browsers don't support all ES2015

Who would honestly use something else?

Anonymous

Old people

5:47 AM

e.g. decorators, static properties, expectation, etc.

@phase I use safari

@Mego I told my grandma to use Chrome

the dev tools on Safari are extraordinary

Anonymous

@phase If I told my grandfather to use Chrome, he'd argue that his car didn't need to be shiny

@Mego why would he say his car shouldn't be shiny?

wow Crystal has a lot of overhead

and it creates a lot of temporary(?) files

phase@alpha ~/projects/tests/cryst/src λ ls ./.crystal/home/phase/projects/tests/cryst/src/cryst.cr
40Fiber3245623240-1912b1087c9beb04149becc06298e7e2.bc  IO.o
40Fiber3245623240-1912b1087c9beb04149becc06298e7e2.o   LEBReader.bc
40Int3232456232Void41.bc                               LEBReader.o
40Int3232456232Void41.o                                LibEvent25858EventFlags.bc
ArgumentError.bc                                       LibEvent25858EventFlags.o
ArgumentError.o                                        LibUnwind5858Action.bc

5:50 AM

@phase bc = binary calculator?

Anonymous

@Downgoat Because he's an argumentative old man who doesn't understand technology.

@Downgoat No clue. I don't know why I need that or anything else in there for a Hello World...

@Mego what does shinyness have to do with technology?

seriously.tryitonline.net/#code=SXMgby5jIGdvb2Q_&input=

@Downgoat He doesn't need the latest thing to operate.

what should be the behavior for adding a string to an array be?

5:53 AM

@Downgoat But maybe this car has a nice bass. Panda isn't going to play itself.

e.g. "foo" + []

@Downgoat Treat the array as an array of chars and append them.

Turn integers into chars as well.

Link to repo?

github.com/vihanb/Cheddar

@phase this isn't a esolang if that's what you're thinking.

@Downgoat Thought not. What's the backend like? Compile to JS?

@phase It uses babel and compiles to JS

Anonymous

5:56 AM

@Downgoat You're not getting the joke. If I told my grandfather to use Chrome, he'd think I was talking about getting chrome paint on his car.

@Mego oohhh. I agree with your grandfather then, that would be too much shiney.

Rose gold would be a cool chrome color.

ninja'd by like 45 seconds scrub

@phase oooh that looks nice

@phase Unfortunately cars are not designed for goats :(

@Downgoat what about convertibles?

6:00 AM

@Maltysen neither are those

the pedals are to low for my hindlegs to reach :(

@Maltysen What do you think should be the behavior for "foo" + []?

@Downgoat ["foo"]

okay

but ["f", "o", "o"] also makes sense

@Downgoat upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02/23/…

@Maltysen I'm on the news! :D

@Maltysen I think that's ok for a golfing language, but not for a production language. It should probably just output a type error.

6:02 AM

oh its not a golfing lang

then yeah, error sounds good

ok

@Maltysen github.com/vihanb/Cheddar

Why on earth is /src/interpreter/Core capitalized? Are you trying to burn my eyes?

@phase yeah, I need to change that

but I can't without breaking a ton of imports

The more your clean up breaks things, the better your code will become.

I wish Chrome would add support for Markdown documents

@phase there's an extension

serach for markdown viewer

6:08 AM

Does anyone know if there is a better way to do:

class A extends B {
    // code
}
A.someStaticFunction();

so I can move A.someStaticFunction(); inside class A {}

Anonymous

Yay Sage

@Downgoat ?

Anonymous

0

A: Polynomialception

Sage, 35 bytes x=var('x') lambda A,B:A(B).expand() As of Sage 6.9 (the version that runs on http://sagecell.sagemath.org), function calls without explicit argument assignment (f(2) rather than f(x=2)) causes an annoying and unhelpful message to be printed to STDERR. Because STDERR can be ignor...

@Downgoat ES6?

@Maltysen I shouldn't have to download an untested, unauthorized extension for functionality that should be there in the first place.

6:09 AM

@MarsUltor yeah

@phase yeah, i agree, just pointing you to a wrokaround

Then static someStaticFunction()

@Maltysen Which I shall use, but I won't be happy about it.

@phase But

Why should it be there?

@MarsUltor doesn't work D:

Anonymous

6:10 AM

@phase Atom is great and does all things

Since when do you open raw .md files n chrome?

@Mego nods

@Downgoat wat

Anonymous

@MarsUltor All the time on GitHub

@Mego Why?

@Mego Atom is slow and makes me cry.

^

Anonymous

6:11 AM

@MarsUltor update README.md

vim is the best

@Mego But that's only because you're editng

Anonymous

@phase There's actually an easy fix for Atom running slow

Anonymous

One simple command

@Mego Speed > Hacky Speed

Anonymous

6:11 AM

git gud

mercurial gud

@Downgoat You broke ES6

Else Babel doesn't support it

brb, checking

there is a babel plugin

I've beed using an editor called Micro which is pretty nice. It's like Nano but modern.

babeljs.io/docs/plugins/transform-class-properties

@MarsUltor ^

6:12 AM

@Mego git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Anonymous

@MarsUltor That's like taking a shard of glass, crushing it, and then complaining that the vase is broken

@phase but is it vim?

@Mego ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous

@Maltysen Clearly you need to git help

@Downgoat Vim is overcomplicating the text editor expierence.

@Mego How are you so sure the shard was ever a vase?

6:13 AM

@phase no, it's making it more powerful

I can edit 6 files and once and look like a pro hacker.

I'd rather it feel good to write code.

Anonymous

It's very satisfying to see my name on so many close banners on off-topic questions :)

Anonymous

Seeing 4 close votes on something I'm about to close makes me happy, because I get to be the hammer :)

This message makes it three messages in a row ending with a smiley face :)

> I get to be the hammer

Doesn't that hurt a lot?

6:18 AM

@MarsUltor maybe penguins traded flight for immunity to hammer hits

Anonymous

@MarsUltor Not if you're tough as nails :P

Dennis

Looks like I should learn Sage.

Anonymous

Sage is great and does all things

But does Sage > jQuery?

ಠ_ಠ

jQuery is the best

Anonymous

6:20 AM

Thanks to grant funding from the NSF, all of my math courses in college used Sage a bunch

No

Avocad > jQuery

Anonymous

It was extremely useful in Differential Equations

@Mego isn't sage free?

Anonymous

@Maltysen Yeah but it's funded by NSF grants. A few of the math professors at my university contribute to/do research with Sage and helped get a grant to support Sage, and so incorporated it into all of the upper-level courses.

oh

6:22 AM

@MarsUltor vrey tru, avocad is du bist

@Downgoat do you just randomly start typoing on purpose?

@Maltysen wen u tok abot avocad u maek tie po

Anonymous

IMO Maxima is a much better CAS library than SymPy, though SymPy is still pretty good

Hello @ProgramFOX

ProgramFOX

Hello!

Anonymous

6:24 AM

Maxima is like SymPy + NumPy + half of Mathematica

Anonymous

Oh and it uses matplotlib for plotting which increases the niceness

it looks pretty nice

6:51 AM

should I allow string + integeror throw an error?

@Downgoat Allow

Probably

As in 'Error: ' + goats + ' goats found, expected + 'expected'

Although I guess format strings already handle that

oh shit, I forgot to do format string grammars :|

@Downgoat I did. But I really need my laptop back :(

Anonymous

@Downgoat Error

Anonymous

0

A: m-nomial coefficient

Sage, 82 bytes x=var('x') lambda a,b,c:(c>=0and(sum(x^i for i in range(a))^b).list()[c:]or[0])[0] Verify all test cases online The unnamed lambda function constructs the polynomial and returns the specified coefficient if c is not negative and less than or equal to the degree of the polynomia...

Anonymous

6:55 AM

Sage is really neat

Sage is jQuery?!?

Anonymous

The funniness of a meme is inversely proportional to its use

ninja'd by 36 minutes :|

avocad

we must all hate avocads by now

rates avocad -10/10

Anonymous

I hate them so much, I regularly beat them to a mushy pulp. Then I add lime juice and salt.

6:57 AM

@Mego That sounds harsh.

Anonymous

Guacamole

Guacamole (Spanish: [wakaˈmole]; or[ɡwakaˈmole]; can informally be referred to as "guac" in North America ) is an avocado-based dip or salad first created by the Aztecs in what is now Mexico. In addition to its use in modern Mexican cuisine, it has also become part of American cuisine as a dip, condiment and salad ingredient. == Etymology and pronunciation == The name comes from an Aztec dialect via Nahuatl āhuacamolli [aːwakaˈmolːi], which literally translates to "avocado sauce", from āhuacatl [aːˈwakat͡ɬ] ("avocado") + molli [ˈmolːi] ("sauce", literally "concoction"). In Mexican Spanish, it is...

imagines rubbing lime juice and salt in a wound

@Mego avocad cruelty

This must be stopped at once

The only way avocads should be ingested are raw and sliced, or juic'd

PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Avocads

Anonymous

People Eating Tasty Avocados

this === undefined

wtf babel

babel has let me down

6:59 AM

@Downgoat ?

operators aren't working

this is returning undefined

@Downgoat D:

probably just JS being an idiot tho...

@Downgoat Where?

I've moved around things and it's building... I'lll see if this works

oh

ooohhhh

ಠ_ಠ why is that message starred

whoever starred that pls unstar, JS is fine, it's me who was the idiot

CheddarString {
  Scope: Map {},
  inheritanceChain: null,
  Operator: Map { '+' => [Function] },
  Cast: Map {},
  value: 'barfoo' }

\o/ \o/ \o/

7:04 AM

That Operator property may take up a lot of space

it's fine it's like any class instance

it shouldn't unless JS is coded like shi

Anonymous

New hobby: watching videos of LiPo batteries exploding

Po?

Anonymous

LiPo = Lithium Polymer = Lithium Ion

I thought normal people called it Li-Ion

7:17 AM

Hello

G'night!

@MarsUltor In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Li-Ion sleeps tonight...

Helka Homba

7:41 AM

Do schools in all countries have field trips?

WAT

Good question.

They do in the US and the UK.

here too

@Optimizer Where is "here"?

where I live

7:51 AM

@Optimizer Where do you live?

here

@_@

@Optimizer Could you provide data for a specific country, naming it by the name that it is officially called in the United States of America, excluding your house if applicable.

no

Could you optimise this sentence?

seriously.tryitonline.net/…

7:58 AM

Could you provide data for a specific country, naming it by the name that it is officially called in the United States of America, excluding your house if applicable.

(this is the original sentence)

naming it by -> using

it -> the country (rule of proximity)

answer is still no, guys.

Why would data for a specific country include your house (which needs to be excluded)?

@KennyLau I meant the naming excludes your house. Because, if Optimizer lives in the US, Optimizer's house might "officially" call Optimizer's country of residence "here".

officially...

8:09 AM

@AlexA. @AlexA. @AlexA. ^

"using the country name in the Countries name authority list." saves many bytes

@KennyLau :-)

@zyabin101 Maybe we can get @AlexA. 's attention faster if we flag the puppies for moderator attention?

Or not...

@wizzwizz4 Nope.

@zyabin101 Do you want some more?

Star the puppies if you want more puppies.

@wizzwizz4 I want it! I want it!

8:20 AM

I use these images for cheering up small children when they are sad.

\o/

@AlexA. ^^^

Want another? To prevent spam, two people need to give their consent by starring this image in order to get the next one.

mınxomaτ

Just upgraded my Note 3 to Android M. That's really a massive speed improvement. The UI is so responsive.

@mınxomaτ Want a really awesome puppy piccy?

R. Kap

8:37 AM

Guys, check this out!

Aww, so cute!

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

Tut tut.

:P

Shock, horror!

Uh what? Nothing was said here...

Everybody's entitled to their own opinions.

R. Kap

8:41 AM

Anyways, anyone want to check out this challenge for me?: codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/78325/52405

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This little puppies are so dang cute though!

^0^

10:06 AM

The last message was posted 1 year ago.

ArtOfCode

only 1? I thought it was at least 10.

10 years later...

Welcome to 2026!

and we are finally graduated.