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18:00
Hello, @HelkaHomba!
‮?txet siht htiw gnorw stahW
3 minutes of silence.
They soak into our blood, compromising the inner soul, a bug not even Dennis can solve.
Silence is powerful.
2 hours later...
18:04
@Solver Hi
@HelkaHomba Just a greeting. I do that every time.
@wizzwizz4 The time shenanigans don't fire up with edits.
Oh, BTW, I'm a he.
What are you (if you wish to answer) ?
@Solver Not a bot.
Definitely not a bot.
@wizzwizz4 :D
18:07
Really, really, definitely not a bot.
I am completely sure that there is no possibility that the statement that I am really, really, definitely not a bot is not true.
I, too, am a bot.
Erm. Did I say that out loud?
I wonder if Dennis is a bot?
Or a highly powerful alien AI?
Ugh, newbies. Don't you know that we're all socks of you?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :/
18:12
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Gabe EvansDrilling for oil A code-golf challenge! Congratulations! You have just been hired by a Fortune 499 company specializing in oil drilling. Your job is to write a program to determine the optimum placement of OilRUs' drills (represented by an alphabetical character of your choice, I use a capital...

@Geobits Ha ha ha... >_>
Wow, getting crowded in here ... 32 users currently.
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Q: X+Y=Z - but in which base?

DenkerAffeThe Challenge Given 3 numbers X, Y and Z in base B, find a B in which the addition of X and Y yields Z. The inputs x = 2 0, Y = 1 2 and Z = 3 2 could yield 5 because 2 0 + 1 2 = 3 2 in base 5. You can assume that there will always be a base in which the addition is correct (I suspect that thi...

@El'endiaStarman I disagree with 2nd downside in your... nomination thingy
Nomination thingy :D
Well, thanks. :)
Alright, parser is working. Now I have to figure out how I should get the groupings.
18:21
@El'endiaStarman parser for what?
Identifying conversations in this chat room.
ooo cool
It is my solemn duty to try and make your job as hard as possible ;)
haha
I'm not particularly interested at the moment in doing a perfect job.
That's probably a good thing ;)
_UNK
18:25
yep :P
Anonymous
Perfection is like infinity - it's a limit, not a value.
5
@Mego ...that's a really good way to put it.
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman I'm very profound 20 minutes after taking cough medicine
@Mego \o/ You just got color back!
Tell me how did you live without color. I'm interested. :-)
Consider this like a caucus of sorts :P strawpoll.me/7172806
18:27
" @Mego , our friendly neighbourhood penguin."
@Mego Think how much more profound you'd be with another dose and another 20 minutes! >_>
@AlexA. I'd call that a poll more than a caucus :P
Anonymous
@Geobits That sounds like a great idea, brb
Anonymous
@Geobits He's a galloping bird
Anonymous
@Solver noot
@AlexA. Alex is winning. I demand a recount. ;-)
18:29
>:U
haha
@Mego haha
Anonymous
Wow I got 2 votes
Anonymous
That's 1 vote more than I expected
Also, weren't we choosing 4 mods?
@Mego Someone made an entire website for that? ._.
18:29
I voted for Mego.
@TimmyD We only get three choices.
@TimmyD There are 4 slots but you only get to choose 3.
Anonymous
@TimmyD 4 mod slots, 3 votes per user
Ah, gotcha.
Wow, OK, OK ... jeez.
@Mego Sumo'd
18:30
:D
@AlexA. This may be biased. The people who are more likely to indulge Alex in a strawpoll are more likely to vote for him
The amount of support I have just based on this silly little poll is staggering. I <3 you all.
@HelkaHomba Oh, yeah. True.
@AlexA. :)
Anonymous
I would try to draw some conclusions from the vote spread on the current mods but the cough syrup is preventing me from thinking of anything useful
18:31
@zyabin101 Who's gaming the election system?
Okay, this is time for data collection.
> The people who are more likely to indulge Alex in a strawpoll are more likely to vote for him
FTFY
@Mego profound > useful
Anonymous
> The people who are more likely to indulge Alex in a strawpoll are more likely to vote for him
@zyabin101 Why do you keep deleting your messages? I'm just asking an anonymous opinion poll.
Anonymous
18:33
FTFY
Currently tied, Yea 3 <_> 3 Nay.
@zyabin101 I i
Anonymous
The votes in that strawpoll are not even close to binding
@Mego ( ͡♥ ͜ʖ ͡♥)
28 total votes So, that "vote for three" thing didn't work out so well, huh?
18:35
Haha I noticed that
I think there was a glitch in mine, because it let me vote for 4.
Well, it's no more than three, so perhaps someone voted for one or two instead.
@Solver It lets you vote for however many you want (limitation of strawpoll.me), I just requested folks pick 3. :)
@AlexA. I never even knew about this strawpoll
It gets used a lot in here.
@FricativeMelon Hello!
18:40
I just spent hours debugging a script to find that a casual importantVar = 0 was causing the bug
Oooh
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ tries to keep away from Google Forms
@zyabin101 It's better for this purpose :P
I suppose it's unethical for candidates to submit their opinion...
Anonymous
18:42
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Pretty sure you can't vote for the same person multiple times in the real election
opens up multiple browsers to skew the voting
@Mego I know, it was unchangeable.
@quartata Why would it be? Candidates vote just like anyone else.
Candidates can actually vote in the SE primary?
Of course
18:43
Huh. OK.
Why wouldn't they? Not only do actual politicians vote for themselves, they usually make a big deal of it.
I'm trying to run an unbiased caucus.
ಠ_ಠ to that person who voted thrice in a row.
How is that biased?
Oh, I see.
Well, I mean we all knew people were going to vote for the pro-tems... why are you surprised?
18:45
@Dennis why do they make a big deal out of it?
Also I wonder who voted for Conor as their first pick...
No, not what I meant.
@NathanMerrill I think it's an ego thing.
ROASTE
D
@quartata Dude someone wrote M.b. thrice as all of their candidates.
18:45
@quartata well, they've got to have some sort of political reason
@NathanMerrill Regular folks vote in secret, politicians on camera.
Not all of them, but it happens.
........guys, the primary is in a few days, and then the election a few days after. Just wait.
Waiting steals our time from more useful endeavours.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ.cjam
Unrelated to elections: strawpoll.me/7173037
Oops
I recently switched from bar to box in the terminal
18:50
I got confused by "box" vs "bar"
I meant to vote for box :/
Blinking box is best box.
Agreed with Dennis.
I think everyone agrees on that
@AlexA. rofl
Someone voted for underscore
> •During the voting for the future of Planet Express--with the option of two buttons, one in favour, the other opposed--Mom's son Igner is confused and inexplicably registers a vote for "Pat Buchanan", in reference to the infamous Florida voting controversy of the 2000 U.S. Presidential election. With everyone staring angrily at Igner, he says in his defence "the ballot was confusing," thus making fun of the election even more.
PowerShell ISE defaults to bar ... PowerShell and Windows CMD both default to underscore ... I switch back and forth between them too much to try and set them the same.
18:52
@AlexA. Were this about preferences, I would've said "bar".
@AlexA. I voted for <redacted>.
@El'endiaStarman Is it not about preferences? Idk, I guess it was poorly worded.
I don't even know if it's possible to change it in terminals/command lines.
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Q: Commutation of 27 functions

ZgarbIntroduction Let's define a ternary function as a function from the three-element set S = {0,1,2} to itself: it associates to each element of S another element of S. One example of a ternary function f is f(0) = 0; f(1) = 2; f(2) = 0 There are exactly 27 different ternary functions, and we re...

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Q: Random Number add up to a defined number using PowerShell

KinHello PowerShell Experts, I am working on a simple code that produces a list of product and task (A product has several task) with the time spend on it "Randomly". I want the totalTime add up the time to 40 (integer) (and can be changed as user defined e.g. 50 , 60, etc). The code is working fi...

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Q: Simple predictive keyboard CG

DVKIn honor of recent news of Google developing a keyboard for iPhone... Your input (for simplicity, all input is case sensitive): Location of standard dictionary file. File format is 1 valid word per line; in alphabetical order. Example file: apple banana citrus domino durian orange tuna Locat...

18:53
About time.
@NathanMerrill We've had up to 5 or 6 main bot posts at once. :P
> ninja'd by DenkerAffe, TimmyD, FryAmTheEggman, Alex A.♦ 7 secs ago
Tenth! \o/
18:56
@El'endiaStarman I don't think it is on Windows but it is on Mac and (I think) on Linux.
If a job requires up to 10% travel, how many weeks per year is that?
Ah, thank you :)
Anonymous
No, just 5
Anonymous
The standard workyear is 50 weeks
Depends upon how much vacation time you get.
And how many government holidays you get.
Anonymous
19:00
In America :P
And how many times you're ... ahem ... "sick"
On a Friday
When it's sunny and 75F out
well, funny enough, my salary is paid every 2 weeks, but is calculated on there being 48 weeks in a year
>.>
free money!
@TimmyD :D
19:02
I just invented a new kind of candy: Carbon candy.
Someone at a company I used to work for did an analysis of the days of the week that people call in sick. It was overwhelmingly Mondays and Fridays. I wonder why. :P
@AlexA. you could actually come up with a good heath-related reason that its monday
@AlexA. Alcohol, I'm sure. ;P
(people party too hard over the weekend)
@AlexA. I think for the benefit of the company they were sick almost only on the weekends.
19:03
@NathanMerrill Oh sure
@TimmyD ah-hahaha
Dilbert doesn't onebox? I am disappointed.
ven
ven
uhhh.. I have an APL question.
19:04
Go ahead
I don't have an APL answer. I don't know APL. :P
ven
ven
I thought a[b] was the same as ` b⌷a`... but apparently it's not? Oo
well, in C, a[b] is the same as b[a], but not sure about APL
ven
ven
guess I need to use index. wait no, I can't
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A: javascript left-pad golf

Fengyang WangJulia (4) lpad Passes all the test cases: julia> lpad("foo", 5) " foo" julia> lpad("foobar", 6) "foobar" julia> lpad(1, 2, 0) "01" julia> lpad(1, 2, '-') "-1"

Is this a valid answer?
ven
ven
19:06
okay, so actually it's because of dimensions. now, how to avoid that behavior with Index...
@ven I thought it was, but there's some weird thing about how materialize works...
@AandN It's... not really clear.
ven
ven
@AlexA. materialize is the monadic one
Ohhhh right
@AandN Sure; it returns a function that does what the task asks.
@AandN why not?
19:07
I meant the dyadic version of that
ven
ven
@AlexA. it's because 1 2⌷r is actually r[1;2], not r[1 2]
but I'm not sure how to get r[1 2]. I want this to have a beautiful hook :\
Yeah, I've never seen it before like that
yeah, builtins are allowed unless explicitly disallowed
You mean a submission that's only the name of the built-in?
They happen occasionally
It's no different than a function
19:08
This is so strange. I'm using the exact same method to obtain the fkey from an SE chat room, and while it works in Java it doesn't work in Ruby. wtf
I'm bad at reading
@quartata You need the jQuery plugin for Ruby
Also I swear Net::HTTP is so hard to use I don't know how you Ruby people put up with it
Little known fact: The j in jQuery stands for Java
@Doorknob It's a non-JS answer to a... JS?... challenge
ven
ven
@AlexA. It seems I can get it by enclosing \o/
19:10
Nice! Example?
@ven 1 2 ⌷¨ ⊂ r seems to work.
ven
ven
(⊂1 2)⌷r
@Zgarb right, that works as well, thanks :)
@ven This one gives me an error.
ven
ven
@Zgarb my r is a 2 2 matrix
Oh, I forgot to delete the ¨
Nevermind.
19:13
Too real.
Anyone else have problems with virtualbox not connecting to the internet from inside the vm?
@EasterlyIrk What's the host and guest?
OS X 10.11 as host, guest is 64 bit win7.
@EasterlyIrk What does Windows say about the connection? Did you install the guest extensions?
ven
ven
19:14
(⊂∘⍋∘,) looks like a bear :3
Not really :/
ven
ven
:'((
@mınxomaτ Not connected and offers to troubleshoot, and what are those?
@ven ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ven
ven
19:15
@mınxomaτ :D
@ven You can drop the parentheses.
@EasterlyIrk Click on the disc icon and select "Insert VBox Guest Extensions"
Then install them. Also VBox should have installed network drivers on the host upon setup.
...what makes this more confusing is that I can get the fkey for the login page just fine but not chat
ugh
ven
ven
@Zgarb ooh, thanks :3
@Zgarb I have no idea how APL understand how it's a hook with these... is (compose) binding tighter?
@ven Yes, all operators bind tighter than hooks and forks.
19:21
@EasterlyIrk Also, it is probably a better idea to use Parallels instead of VBox for OS X hosts, as it is geared towards running windows.
testing out my chatbot, ping me and mention the time
@epicTCK The time.
@mınxomaτ The current time is Thu, 24 Mar 2016 19:21:59 GMT.
cool it works gtg
Well, I intended to troll and it backfired.
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@epicTCK You can continue in Beep Boop Maggot.

  Beep Boop Bingus Bin

VITRIFICATION ORDER (1947) CONDEMNED DO NOT ENTER
It long didn't have a bot to test.
19:24
wait I'm an idiot I'm using https when I shouldn't be
ven
ven
@Zgarb makes sense, thanks :D. (sorry, I don't know anything about APL)
@epicTCK Help.
ven
ven
(but I'm doing these to change that!)
Every chatbot should have a help command.
help
> Calling 911.
No, stop!
19:26
@ven Good for you! It's a nice language, even with all the quirks.
ven
ven
yeah, I really like it
@mınxomaτ I don't have the money to do that, as I am kinda 13ish.. :P
y'all so young
@mınxomaτ What disc?
ven
ven
@EasterlyIrk
19:31
@EasterlyIrk The indicator. Or mount it using the menu
ven
ven
my pleasure :D
My screen.
ven
ven
but still, 13? i'm almost twice as old :s
freehand circle the disk icon.
@ven geezer.
/s
Do you have kids though?
Geobits has a minibits, so he is old.
2
ven
ven
19:32
at 21? that'd be sad
yeah
but idk your exact age.
ven
ven
well, maybe not "sad", but I'd much rather devote that time to coding
ven
ven
yes you do :P
Hi, I wanted to share with you genome golf
Like code-golf but with life
19:32
@EasterlyIrk Yeah you can't mount something if the VM isn't running ಠ_ಠ
This is my first vm/installed os that didn't come with the computer...
@EasterlyIrk Why don't you just use BootCamp.
Because it fails because somehow my hardrive got encrypted.
19:34
Good thing I can't get married until ~5-6 years from now. That way, I have at least 5-6 years to devote to golfing :P
^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ how old are you?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Grats on the "Crossed out four still looks like a four" ... not very often someone can pull that off.
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Q: Should language-specific code golf challenges be explicitly disallowed?

Alex A.In light of a recent code golf challenge in which the specification restricts participation to JavaScript, I think it's time we revisited making a hard rule about language-specific golfs. We may discourage such challenges, but ultimately they aren't off topic. Consider Sklivvz's comment: Eith...

pls
@TimmyD Thanks :D I was very happy myself. Surpirsed, even.
19:36
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ swap the :( with a :)
@mınxomaτ TempleOS? Link me to it.
19:39
minus won no plane crash
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Q: Should language-specific code golf challenges be explicitly disallowed?

Alex A.In light of a recent code golf challenge in which the specification restricts participation to JavaScript, I think it's time we revisited making a hard rule about language-specific golfs. We may discourage such challenges, but ultimately they aren't off topic. Consider Sklivvz's comment: Eith...

> * One platform. x86_64 PC compatibles. Desk-tops are all we design for, but
laptops can tag along.
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A: Random array without repetition

Stuart BruffMathcad, 67 "bytes" creates a column vector of consecutive integers in range 1..R, joins it to a column vector of length R of (uniform) random numbers, sorts the resulting Rx2 matrix on the random number column, and then extracts the first n numbers from the randomized column of integers.

Scoring method?
19:44
Number of bytes in the instructions.
n:=10 -> 5 bytes
I doubt it is.
How many bytes is a large paren?
@mınxomaτ oh I thought you meant how we should score it.
Represented by the interpreter code I mean.
@EasterlyIrk Yes.
> it still has brains on it
o_o
19:47
So from what I see is that Mathcad has documents (like a proprietary binary markup). Since that is the input, I suggest the file size as the score.
@El'endiaStarman Haha, that is the outro of every one of her videos=)
Apparently it can be represented as EXCEL code.
...that's pretty impressive.
So I guess we should score the actual formula.
19:52
Here's a demo of the features: bcove.me/c3rjcw0s . Seems useful.
Anonymous
PHP why are you not working correctly?

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