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12:00 AM
I didn't say that's not the one I clicked ;)
 
> one of the buttons that looks like a scaled and possibly rotated version of my avatar.
emphasis mine
I don't know, sounds like you didn't click your own avatar
 
My avatar is abstract. The space it occupies on the screen is one version (or representation) of it.
 
Hm.
 
What happens when two pedants collide?
 
@trichoplax they shatter?
 
12:09 AM
I guess we'll find out :)
 
I made a thing
More specifically, I fit a lasso model to PPCG question data
Predicting question score from a host of other properties
 
Does this mean we don't need to vote anymore?
5
 
Precisely
 
How do I read it?
 
please keep voting so my avatar doesn't become obsolete
 
12:12 AM
This also concerns me.
I tried a score predictor based on vocabulary used, but it didn't work out very well.
 
Fear not, provided Alex's modelling is perfectly correct, all of your downvotes will continue to be made on your behalf
 
@trichoplax So in a statistical model, you're finding a function that's some linear combination of other properties that happens to predict a given variable well. Each term has an associated coefficient. If the coefficient is zero, the term doesn't factor into the model. Each of the colorful lines in the plot represents a model term (or "feature," in machine learning language).
 
That seems like a lot of terms. Watch out for overfitting.
 
There's a binary indicator for each tag
So nearly 300 variables
Which is why I opted for lasso in this case
 
Ouch
 
12:15 AM
Since it provides a means of variable selection
 
I don't know lasso.
 
what are the axes?
 
Sounds like a cowboy approach to me
Sorry...
 
Strange lasso. How does it work without a knot?
 
12:18 AM
@xnor The y-axis is the value of the coefficient and the x-axis is something like the maximum allowable value of the L1-norm
 
@AlexA. Does this mean we can ignore the lines in the middle and just focus on the few at the top and bottom? Which variables do these correspond to...?
 
@trichoplax There are too many variable to label them all... The terms with lines that intersect the vertical gray line are the ones that are selected for the model
 
@trichoplax I wish I could partner that joke with another, but I can't think of one. I guess I'll just have to let the opportunity trot on out
 
@AlexA. What's the L1 norm of?
 
@Quill That one's just in range. I'm trying not to laugh, though. I've been feeling a bit hoarse lately.
 
12:21 AM
I don't feel so bad now that the rest of you have decided to go with the herd
 
Are you trying to duel me? I think you'll find that I'll be the one to draw the fatal joke
 
High noon it is then.
 
@xnor I have only a very vague idea. Honestly I don't think the plot is that useful compared to actual values, prediction error, etc. But it looks pretty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lasso is a form of regularized regression with the constraint being the L1-norm
 
oh, it optimizes for total L1 distance, whereas regular linear regression optimizes for sum of squares?
 
And as the x-axis increased, there's less regularization happening, so the coefficients are allowed to "enter" the model
@xnor I think so
Man, I could have sounded so much smarter if I had looked up this first:
In statistics and machine learning, lasso (least absolute shrinkage and selection operator) (also Lasso or LASSO) is a regression analysis method that performs both variable selection and regularization in order to enhance the prediction accuracy and interpretability of the statistical model it produces. It was introduced by Robert Tibshirani in 1996 based on Leo Breiman’s Nonnegative Garrote. Lasso was originally formulated for least squares models and this simple case reveals a substantial amount about the behavior of the estimator, including its relationship to ridge regression and best subset...
(or revisited my textbook)
Error in leaps.exhaustive(a, really.big) :
  Exhaustive search will be S L O W, must specify really.big=T
> really.big
haha
 
12:44 AM
What's your favorite Platonic solid? - strawpoll.me/7176288
I'm really torn
 
0
A: Fibonacci function or sequence

CyoceCy, 33 bytes 0 1 {1 - {&+} times} {} :>i &? :< Ungolfed/explanation: 0 1 #initialize as 0,1 { 1 - {&+} times } # add last two N-1 times -\ {} # else leave N (0)--------| :>i # read line as integer ("N") | &? # if it is no...

I have created a monster
ಥ_ಥ
 
thanks caching
 
@Cyoce Isn't there a rule about the language having to be younger than the question
 
12:59 AM
@HelkaHomba I love them all, but the dodecahedron prevents me from voting for any of the others...
 
Oh I see
So I can answer old questions without worrying about people getting angry
not to go searching for old questions
but if they pop up because of an edit or something
 
Feel free to search through old questions too
You may get people pointing out that the language (or some new feature of it) is younger than the challenge, so mentioning that in your answer may save you getting comments you already know about.
 
@LockOpeners Generally yes. People will probably be angry if you design your language for a particular challenge, but if it's just a new general purpose language it's fine. Though fyi, you'll probably get more votes and views on new questions
 
right
sometimes I see an interesting question pop up but then don't answer it because it's from a couple years ago or something
 
1:06 AM
What would be the best way to go about creating a cross-platform custom keyboard mapping? For example, I'm thinking of something like remapping ^ to make the previous character superscript. Right now the only way I can think of is by popping up a window with a text area inside and copying the content to the clipboard when it's closed.
 
The JavaScript ES6 version should be non-competing as JavaScript ES6 was implemented after this challenge. — Downgoat 1 min ago
I thought I'd never have to say that about JavaScript...
 
Not to mention the second solution is invalid because it's a snippet.
 
7
Q: Auto BATCH golfer

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴI love BATCH, despite its shocking lack of functional commands, despite even due to its lack of non-integer support. Why? Because this works: SET var=SET %var% i=0 This would evaluate to: SET var=SET SET i=0 Fantastic, isn't it? I've used this technique in a BATCH program before, because it...

 
@HelkaHomba I try to maintain a platonic relationship with solids
5
 
fixed the chatbot program from 3 hours ago,(try to break it in bbm) the delay was me finishing the 2nd book in the storm light archive, it was quite good, i recommend it
 
1:18 AM
@Doorknob To make the previous character superscript? So you'd have to do x2^ to get x^2?
 
Can someone tell me the problem with my challenge? It's someone in here.
 
> It's someone in here.
?
 
I upvoted...
 
I just linked the post after it had been inactive for a month, and I got an upvote and a downvote
 
Ah.
Well, my general rule of thumb is that +8/-1 does not always (or even that often) indicate something very wrong.
 
1:22 AM
True. I must thank them, anyhow. I got what I wanted.
 
Woo 1K rep!
 
@Cyoce Nice! :D
 
You posted the link hoping it would get voted for a screenshot? brb, downvoting :P
 
@Geobits XD I actually didn't. I wanted someone to answer it so I could accept it.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I hope someone answers this in BATCH one day
 
1:23 AM
8886 => 8888
@LockOpeners That would be glorious.
 
oh, is this not a codegolf?
just like a challenge?
 
Yup!
Well, not strictly code golf.
Well, I g2g bai
 
TIL not to run best subsets regression with 300 candidate predictors and groups of size 1 to 20.
I can't get R to quit.
R - 99.9% CPU .-.
I had to kill the R process, which really pissed off RStudio.
That screen was after about 10 error messages
 
1:40 AM
@AlexA. Yes.
 
@Doorknob -1
Makes more sense to have ^ superscript the next letter.
 
@AlexA. deletes account eleven
 
TWELVE!
 
@AlexA. Not in my context
@AlexA. :O :O
we've never gone up to twelve
 
That's mod abuse on a mod
 
1:41 AM
wat
 
yas
 
@AlexA. Anyway, I've decided that I'm going to have both ^h and h^ expand to ʰ
 
@Doorknob +1
What if you do h^h?
 
I'm imagining something like a system of digraphs. So whenever you press tab, the last two characters are interpreted as a digraph and expand to another thing.
There would be a preview thingy as well, to show what would appear if you hit tab. So if you typed h^h, a little ʰ would show up as a "hint" thing.
I use the word "thing" too much.
 
I thing I know what you mean
Sounds really cool!
 
1:44 AM
This is my attempt at creating an IPA keyboard, by the way. Because having to memorize key combinations for all those characters would be absolutely obnoxious.
 
When you do ever have to type IPA things?
 
It wouldn't just be superscript; there would be keys to press that would shift the previous consonant forward one place of articulation or manner of articulation, for example
 
Besides in here, where nobody else knows what they mean :P
 
@AlexA. I've recently been inordinately interested in linguistics/conlangs (don't ask why because I couldn't answer)
 
@Doorknob why
 
1:46 AM
I can't answer
(told you)
 
Okay
 
>_>
 
<_<
 
what's wrong with "just because"
 
Because it's not really "just because"
 
1:47 AM
It is not for naught, nor is it for shits or giggles
 
okey
 
There's a reason, but it's the kind of thing that just floats around in your brainspace and you can't seem to catch -.-
 
^ I know that feel.
 
> people like me who have too much space time
My favorite part of muddyfish's nomination
 
@quartata yes, why?
 
1:49 AM
Not sure if it's a typo or a joke but I love it
@Doorknob squartootles was having trouble getting Ruby to do things earlier.
 
okay Alexa
 
;-;
 
@El'endiaStarman Your thing is broken
 
@El'endiaStarman Yes... :/
Wait what???
It definitely is to me.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
3 hours ago, by Easterly Irk
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ there better be another comic when I get back in ~4 hours.
 
@EasterlyIrk Good, keep it that way. :P
 
1:56 AM
AHHH HE'S BACK
 
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
(-o
 
I LITERALLY HAVE ONE MORE LINE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeah, I basically did the minimum amount of work to present it to you guys. :P
 
the signal-to-noise ratio decreases
 
Small caps just weren't big enough for you, eh?
 
1:57 AM
Yep.
@Geobits I. Am. Pissed. At. @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ.
 
@Geobits I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I'ᴍ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ.
@EasterlyIrk If you want the comic. you'll have to say please :3
 
That ғ still really bugs me.
 
Kinda trying to get into the habit of releasing poor software and improving it rapidly instead of waiting to release until it's perfect.
@EasterlyIrk [hovers over delete button...]
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
@El'endiaStarman feel free.
 
@El'endiaStarman That's clearly the best business model :)
 
1:58 AM
@El'endiaStarman just move it to the sandbox or trash or something
 
Eh, I can just edit it.
 
I did it myself.
Fixed now.
 
and ohai @Quill.
 
It looked like the chat had a seizure when you did. It collapsed.
6
 
1:59 AM
@EasterlyIrk hey there
 
4 hours ago, by Easterly Irk
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ refreshing the blog constantly, but no change........
I have restarted that activity.
 
@EasterlyIrk Be patient. I'm still waiting on a password reset from PSN, but you don't hear me... oh wait...
2
 
roflmao
@BeerDrinkers: Is this applicable?
 
@Geobits The P in PSN stands for Painful
 
2:01 AM
@Geobits Definitely something I've seen mentioned by at least two people that I consider to be great programmers. Joel Splosky said something to the effect of "Release a 1.0 version as soon as possible, and then make a big announcement for version 2.0." and Paul Graham said something similar - release broken/inferior software as soon as you can and get feedback from users on how to improve it.
 
@Quill I know... I usually don't have to deal with them except in the (relatively) painless ways though.
 
Did you get hacked??? dun dun daaa
 
@EasterlyIrk Is what applicable? Don't drink and drive? Of course it is.
 
Is the advice on what to do instead applicable?
 
@EasterlyIrk No, but I assume they did. I recently got an email from them to change my password and did, but forgot what the hell I changed it to.
 
2:03 AM
okay
 
hahahaha
 
@EasterlyIrk Depends on the level of intoxication, but sometimes yes.
 
^^
@Geobits So choking to death on beer is not smart. TIL.
 
@Geobits I prefer sitting in most cases so I have a set orientation.
 
Well trampoline is also good in some circumstances. It's a continuous spectrum :P
 
2:04 AM
hang upside down when you drink, so the gravity makes the drink go to your head faster
 
>_>
 
Why on earth would you caret that
You people are bizarre
 
@EasterlyIrk IIRC, you are too young to drink.
 
^^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It sounds like a good idea.
 
2:05 AM
Then again I'm not a whole lot better
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It's weird how there's so much discussion on Alcohol despite the percentage of minors
 
^
Why is Alcohol capitalized?
 
@Quill True...
 
@EasterlyIrk Importance
 
@EasterlyIrk It's flatland.
 
2:05 AM
okay
Dad always complains about flat beer.
 
I just assumed it was because we were talking in German.
 
And warm beer.
And most beer.
 
@Geobits nein
 
2:07 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ NO CARET MOAR COMIC
 
^^
@EasterlyIrk I'm scanning as I caret.
 
@Quill It's been far too long since I lived in Germany to remember anything clever to say as a comeback to that.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ okay
@Geobits Gute Comebacks sind hart für alles.
Don't know german for comeback.
 
They're normally not a problem in English ;)
 
lim carets -> infinity signal-to-noise ratio = 0
 
2:09 AM
^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ much slow scan.
 
@EasterlyIrk It's scanned, I just need to up the contrast so it's visible.
 
After three hours of rigorous analysis I have obtained this
 
@quartata I think you could apply that to not only carets, but any finite string.
 
@quartata such equation much wow
 
@Geobits yes but what the joke needs the joke gets
 
2:10 AM
@Geobits Like "avocad"? BLASPHEMY
 
@quartata Fair enough. Feed the beast :D
 
although if messages don't need to be unique that's a different story
 
^
We have at least a positive ratio of signal to noise here with many distinct messages, but also repeats.
 
Sure. A constantly repeating set of coordinates sent into space, for example, would be all signal. For a chatroom though...
It hardly qualifies as chat if it's all the same message.
 
2:14 AM
I wonder if billions and billions of years from now, when the transmissions from the Nineteenth Byte reach the nearest life-bearing neighbor planet, they'll be like, "Pfft, the signal to noise ratio is way too low. Lets listen for life on other planets than this one."
 
roflmao
I don't think anybody, even trump, would send our selection of memes chat to other planets.
 
You never know. Hell, for all we know, the current TNB transcript is being used by NASA right now.
 
roflmao
 
2:18 AM
Don't mention that.
Mar 16 at 1:55, by Doorknob
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ brb eating, pls moar comix
 
@Geobits So, you've lived in the US, Japan, and Germany? For the military both times?
 
@Quill Hahaha that's amazing XD
 
his channel is hilarious
 
@El'endiaStarman For Germany I was a kid, and only remember about half out it. Seven years, left at 10.
 
2:22 AM
@Geobits Military parents, German family, or just #yolo?
 
Huh. Gee, not only are there a lot of non-US residents, there are a lot of people who have been residents of non-US countries...
 
@AlexA. Military parents. Both.
 
Ah, okay.
 
Would you say that "signals" are countably infinite and "noises" uncountably infinite?
 
@Quill Golly gee, hold on to your fanny packs
 
2:24 AM
I'm going to attempt the Grand Unified Theory of the Nineteenth Byte
 
@quartata ......HMMM. I think that somewhat depends on what you mean by "signals".
 
He does another one on Dune that's hilarious
 
If you mean "not random", then you're more or less right.
 
@EasterlyIrk KK. Had to re-ink the entire thing because it didn't show enough contrast.
 
@El'endiaStarman See that's the problem; I can't think of a definition of signals per se. Not random works but isn't very satisfactory
 
2:26 AM
@Quill Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooo
 
@quartata Much harder than GUT of physics, because we are our own universe.
 
@quartata Well, it definitely has to be distinguishable from background noise, and it helps a lot if it's irregular.
 
Wait, shit. With a finite alphabet noises would be countably infinite too.
 
2:31 AM
Did you see the news a while back about that oddly fluctuating signal from a star that made people think there might be an alien superstructure around it?
 
So it doesn't work in a chat room
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ beat you.
 
I'm kinda stupid
 
2:32 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I was reading it at the time of the ping.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I am disappointed at the lack of Portal.
 
@El'endiaStarman I was going to put it in, but Mr. Insistent made me run out of time.
 
Pictures are a different story but with finite precision for floats the posible colors for pixels is finite
 
I might make a second one.
 
2:33 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I was refreshing, how could I miss it? :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ SHAME ON YOU RIKER.
 
So that's countably infinite too
stupid computers
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no counter strike?
 
@El'endiaStarman sorry....
 
1 min ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@El'endiaStarman I was going to put it in, but Mr. Insistent made me run out of time.
 
2:34 AM
I feel much bad at being annoying. Can @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ forgive me?
 
@EasterlyIrk Yes, I do ^_^
 
^_^
Sorry @Quill and @El'endiaStarman.
 
I'll definitely be making a second one
 
@EasterlyIrk for?
 
Rushing him so he didn't add CS or Portal to the comic..
 
2:36 AM
I can, however, take suggestions.
 
@Quill Well I certainly clicked on the wrong one for "hilarious":
 
@Geobits that one was so depressing ;-;
 
Truly.
 
^
> How the shit are you putting out quality content this fast??? English breakfast tea and meth.
O_O
 
The meth is just a scapegoat. It's mostly the tea.
 
2:39 AM
okai
Must try.
tries and falls over dead
 
@Geobits blame it on the goat... @_@
 
@Geobits ;_;
 
In other news, I got one of these today. It's far easier to solve than I thought at first glance:
 
cool
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bai
@Geobits How is it special?
 
2:49 AM
It moves differently than a regular cube does. It's geared so that when you turn a side, the middle slice alongside it moves at half speed.
It cuts down on the variety of moves, though, so it ends up easier than a cube.
 
3:00 AM
cool
Don't let chat go dead.
;_; test
;_; seems to break the chat search.
 
0
Q: Shortest Java class to implement Perl hash-of-hashes

DVKAt some point, I bumped into an SO question asking how to implement Perl's trivial hash-of-hashes data structure in Java. For those who don't know Perl, the hash value can be a scalar or another hash, or technically speaking hash reference. Arbitrary depth. Additional feature offered by Perl is...

 
just during a meta post of language specific questions.....
 
4chan spiked her input
 
@Downgoat See what your farm animal brethren have done:
 
It's hard to believe they would use live data like that. At the very least use historical dumps for a foundation. "Oh, the internet won't troll us this time..."
There's a reason I only had Marky scrape all chat up to his birth.
 
@Geobits I wonder, does that make it about the same as a 2x2x2 cube?
Also, why is class scheduling so painful?
 
@PhiNotPi I think it takes less moves, but more time, since each turn physically takes longer.
 
3:33 AM
Well the repeat after me feature was just stupid.
 
There are no quarter turns, though. All 180s, so it's really easy.
 
@PhiNotPi It's one of the "joys" of college. ._.
 
I cannot believe Microsoft didn't expect that to be abused
 
?
 
Tay got killed.
 
3:34 AM
I'm actually trying to plan 2 semesters ahead right now, based on the assumption that stuff doesn't change much (which my adviser said was basically the case).
 
If you tweeted Tay repeat after me followed by something apparenty she'd tweet the text back (and as bonus add the words you used to the learning model)
@PhiNotPi class scheduling builds character
 
Wrong link
 
Even without that she went nazi though. If that was the only problem they could've just pulled that feature.
 
hahaha
 
@GeobitsI I am pretty sure they used it to poison her learning model was the issue
 
3:37 AM
And right now I'm concerned about the lack of honors math courses, since I really need one, and it looks like they offer them in all the wrong spots.
 
Looks like you'll have to take dishonorable math
 
But when I say "I really need one" I mean "I need one to graduate"
 
@PhiNotPi online classes?
 
There should be folks in the administrative office who can help get your schedule figured out
 
@GamrCorps not an option, because it's the "honors" that's important
 
3:41 AM
@PhiNotPi Ah yeah, good point
 
Anyways, I'll stop venting on you random people and get back to work.
 
@quartata Ah. I assumed she would add anything directed at her to the model, so the repeat wouldn't be necessary (or even really advantageous) to poison it.
Either way, yea. What the hell were they thinking?
 
I'm actually not even a little surprised given that it was made by Microsoft >_>
 
I guess they just felt they needed to one-up Boaty McBoatface.
 
I READ ABOUT THAT
 
3:56 AM
But... but... the internet is a wonderful place of marshmallows unicorns and chihuahuas... no one would ever say mean things to our fragile easily-manipuated bot
@AlexA. ?
 
@quartata Boaty McBoatface
 
What is that
 
A prime example of a popularity contest gone wrong.
 
The mobile version is actually much nicer.
 

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