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2:00 AM
well it's an isomorph
 
Sup,goat?
 
@RikerW hey, where did captain stupid go?
 
@Quill Me either.
 
>:D
 
@Maltysen IDK
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ happy now?
 
2:00 AM
this is a bad idea, isn't it
 
@RikerW Clearly you meant "Sup,Goat?" right?
 
brb thinking of stupid names
 
@Upgoat
 
@IGoBest yep
 
2:00 AM
in Beep Boop Maggot, 23 hours ago, by Chatgoat
@Downgoat ಠ________________________________________________________________ಠ
 
Spot the difference, anyone?
 
+ @Downgoat = duality
 
@Quill Lliqu. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@LegionMammal879 Permuted numbers in your username?
 
^
 
@AlexA. i like turtles
 
2:01 AM
Yup
 
Looks more like lick than like to me.
 
@Quill lliqu.
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, Dec 12 '15 at 2:27, by Upgoat
<Chatgoat> ಠ_ಠ
 
38 secs ago, by Quill
@AlexA. i like turtles
 
Are you just talking in quotes now?
 
2:02 AM
> I lick turtles — Quill, 38 secs ago
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, 2 hours ago, by Chatgoat
@Downgoat yes!
 
@RikerW He's failing the turing test, like most chatbots eventually do.
 
Yep.
 
This is just stupid
 
> I'm always wrong — AlexA., 45 secs ago
 
2:03 AM
^
 
@IGoBest what are you talking ab_UNK
4
 
@Quill @AlexA. @DoNG STAHP
 
@undergroundmonorail I ' m not sure what you mean .
 
@RikerW stop what? liking turtles. no thanks
 
The quotes.
The turtles are fine.
 
2:04 AM
> I'm always Quill. — turtle, ∞ secs ago
 
kek
 
I have a turtle.
 
13 secs ago, by RikerW
The quotes.
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, Dec 13 '15 at 7:14, by Upgoat
@Downgoat I don't know, I'm only a goat
 
@IGoBest don't start
 
2:05 AM
> AlexA. wrong I'm — 45, always secs ago
 
That's better
 
Figure out my username now.
:P
 
> Quill turtles Alex — always, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) years in the future
 
@ʇsǝqoפI hey
 
print("this code is a palindrome");""";)"emordnilap a si edoc siht"(tnirp
 
2:07 AM
Are you the owner of the sock @IGoBest?
 
damnit, i broke the alpha
 
@EasterlyIrk RikerW -> Easterly Irk
 
I kinda feel like you can look at this picture and totally understand me as a person:
 
@LegionMammal978 nope
 
That code doesn;t use comments
 
Well it's clearly still Riker, so that leaves Eastly in some order...
 
@undergroundmonorail a cat on a train?
 
ninja'd
twice
 
@ʇsǝqoפI Jokingly impersonating another user is A Bad Idea™.
 
2:07 AM
 
@EasterlyIrk What sock? the only other account I have is Marky.
 
@IGoBest you are a sock of @ʇsǝqoפI.
3
And @ʇsǝqoפI what browser do you use?
 
The hell I am ;)
 
Yep.
 
I use FF.
 
2:08 AM
Okay.
 
I use Iceweasel
That's not true
 
I use chrome or Chromium depending on the computer I'm at
 
@somebody doesn't try very hard to hide :D
 
I lied to you
 
2:09 AM
(removed)
 
I use Iceweasel on my raspi I guess
 
I think it's about time for @AlexA. to freeze this room and let you all calm down
 
Are you people literally typing "(removed)" or is that just what deleted messages look like on mobile
 
@Quill Hey, you don't have to watch :P
 
This awesome website dafk.net/what
 
2:10 AM
@undergroundmonorail (removed)
 
(removed)
 
(removed0
 
(avocad)
 
(removed)
 
[REDACTED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
 
@EasterlyIrk Can I still answer if I know?
 
Yes.
 
@undergroundmonorail ███████████████████████████, so █████████████████ and ███████████████████
 
@IGoBest Certainly you don't know for certain
 
2:12 AM
@LegionMammal978 fucking hell dude, people get demoted to d-class for that shit
 
@AlexA. No comment
 
@undergroundmonorail Hey, just because you're not in Site ██...
 
And @AlexA. you seem to own @ಠ_ಠ.
 
@EasterlyIrk Huh? I didn't say anything.
 
2:13 AM
One time as a joke I told my teacher I was going to hand in an essay about censorship but I had just blackbox'd the whole thing
 
did you get an A?
 
@EasterlyIrk Because polling users on whether they think it's me is a reliable way to judge whether it's actually me.
 
2:14 AM
@AlexA. that's how the american court system works, kind of
 
 
Get rekt, America
 
I get everything on camera
 
@Maltysen a minute or so later I handed in a real essay, which iirc I did fairly well on?
 
@Quill honestly, out of context it looks like he's being sarcastic
 
2:15 AM
@Everyone ಠ_ಠ
Really?
 
wat
 
@Maltysen oh rly. I had no idea
 
No, my mom does not own @ಠ_ಠ
3
 
What about spam and eggs?
 
trololol, who said that?
 
2:16 AM
we did
ninja'd
wrong tab
 
user image
5
Wow, a lot of people think one guy.
And somebody copied the alex text.
@flawr do you own @ಠ_ಠ?
 

Marky says Chatgoat is smarter than him

32 secs ago, 1 second total – 2 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Downgoat

 
I thought we'd established that Marky is a liar.
 
@ʇsǝqoפI Is this seadrus?
 
2:19 AM
It's @somebody
 
I think it is @IGoBest.
But IDK.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you can click on my profile
 
I want to write a chatbot that works by forwarding all input to a real human who I pay to respond to messages
So lifelike
 
@undergroundmonorail I can do that with Chatgoat...
 
@undergroundmonorail There are a lot of people that do that, but don't get paid for it. Modern day slavery.
 
Sorry @ʇsǝqoפI for mis-naming you.
@ʇsǝqoפI wtf? cooool.
 
needs help on fixing the alpha turning black
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ >_<
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ network profile
 
2:22 AM
You can always tell the hastily done fake Geobitses. They never bother doing the background transparent.
 
but
@IGoBest i made it transparent.
three times. :(
 
Yea, but it's not a gravatar.
The uploaded ones don't do transparency. No idea why, but they don't.
 
They turn transparency to black.
 
Anyother name suggestion for my new name?
 
2:24 AM
As you've noticed.
 
Black in some places, white in others. It's weird.
 
@EasterlyIrk RikerGoat
 
I read somewhere that if you try to trade pokemon between an English copy of Red or Blue (or probably Yellow) with a Japanese copy, it fucks up both games because the data is stored in different places than the other game expects, and you overwrite part of the game's code with pokemon data
 
Like in the user list on the right it's white.
 
user image
3
 
2:24 AM
lol
 
up down up down
elevator buttons
 
I keep reading @ʇsǝqoפI as "Igosai". :P
 
Smae.
@Downgoat Fine.
 
@RikerGoat wait, really?
:D
 
DJMcGoathem, Downgoat, Upgoat, Chatgoat, and now @RikerGoat
:P
 
2:27 AM
Did you just ping yourself? o_O
 
yep
 
the goat is spreading
2
 
Something is spreading all right.
 
@IGoBest I had just read this when somebody's background went transparent.
 
Marky doesn't like my new name and Chatgoat doesn't like avocad. WTF?
 
2:28 AM
haha
 
@El'endiaStarman Yea, I shouldn't have told him how, but oh well.
 
To hate stuff?
 
No, he needs to hate stuff.
 
oh
 
so who's using the userscript?
 
2:30 AM
@orlp the design userscript?
 
I keep seeing my name in the chatroom and getting confused about whether I am a bot.
in Beep Boop Maggot, 11 secs ago, by Chatgoat
@RikerGoat Marky, does flawr own ಠ_ಠ?
woah
 
._.
 
Hmm. I wonder how easy it'll be to test a star related feature in chat here
 
What is it?
 
@Upgoat so many goats...
 
2:32 AM
I have a auto star bot/
@Downgoat wrong room.
 
@Upgoat lol somebody
 
in Beep Boop Maggot, 18 secs ago, by Chatgoat
@Downgoat you say the most irrelevant things
So true, so true.
 
@RikerGoat My chat client is supposed to tell you when a messaged is starred enough to be interesting
I set the threshold at three, but I think spammers eat three for breakfast
> Flagged as offensive
 
Aw.
 
damnit
 
2:34 AM
Three is definitely not enough in here.
7
 
Anyway, I need to test it, so yeah
 
3 hit right there.
 
that should've triggered it, yet nothing
 
also, chat says 'i go best' upside down is 'tseq o i'
 
2:35 AM
hm
 
well, I'm talented
if (ITEMS.stars[event.message_id] > 3) {
 
>3 means >=4
 
@Upgoat You're Upgoat. Stop reading it like Downgoat would.
 
@IGoBest ?
 
lol
Downgoat=upside dwon
Anybody for PPCG Minecraft server?
 
2:37 AM
@IGoBest ಠ¯ಠ
 
would 5 be an acceptable threshold, or should I set it to 10?
 
@Quill 10
 
5
 
pls minecraft people
even no minecraft people get minecraft and play
 
2:40 AM
@RikerGoat how much does minecraft cost?
 
25$ I think.
 
O.o
 
26.95$
 
@RikerGoat what's minecraft
 
2:41 AM
a game
@Calvin'sHobbies
 
This is the worst idea ever.
 
YAYAYAYAYAY
CLAVIN NOT HELKA YAY
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
oaky, calming down.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies @somebody, really?
 
OMIGOSH MA LIFE IS BETTER NOW
 
fuck
 
2:42 AM
AW SHIT BRO
 
you know it's not actually calvin, right
 
now i just need to post really good challenges like Helka Homba
That is going to be really hard :(
 
Me, when I find out: ಠ╭╮ಠ
 
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
 
2:44 AM
Flags aren't toys! Don't abuse them
FFS, it pings every 10k user
 
Sorry @FakeCalvin'sHobbies
 
> CLAVIN
 
sigh
 
shaddup
 
You guys seriously need to stop the impersonation before you get kicked or worse
4
 
2:45 AM
^
 
^
 
v
 
>
 
v
 
2:45 AM
<
 
^^^
 
>>>
 
 
I can imagine @AlexA. hiding away in the mod bunker right now planning to nuke you lot ;)
 
^
Wait, mods get bunkers? o_O I WANT ONE!
 
2:46 AM
^
 
I was eating but I just peeked back in here to find you lot devolved into savagery.
2
 
huh, that makes a triangle
 
you know
 
@AlexA. lol
 
sometimes you do an 180 when agreeing with someone
 
2:47 AM
>
 
oh no a loop
 
><
 
@AlexA. only some of us :0
 
<>
 
That both means >.< and ><
 
2:47 AM
I hate when plebs use ^^ though
use ⇈, it's there for a reason
 
 
©˙√∆**˚**∆˙√∂£∞§¢∞¶§•ø˜ˆ∆****
 
^.^ use dot notation
 
😸 meow
 
2:48 AM
🐐 bleeeet
 
Terminal supports emoji?
 
Where do you get the cool formatting?
 
Mac terminal does
 
@Quill I know the mac terminal does
 
2:49 AM
ninaj'ed
 
@RikerGoat npm install colors
that's right. node.js X)
 
@Quill how are you using chat from the terminal o.o
 
ain't got no node. :P
^^
but brew install npm works.:P
 
@Downgoat that's classified
 
Pls?
 
2:50 AM
^
 
All you have to do is [REDACTED] and it works.
 
@Quill I will give you this cookie --> 🍪 if you tell me
 
@Quill it's a malicious cookie btw
 
pls
i dieng
 
It's a trap. Don't give in.
 
2:53 AM
I'll give you two cookies -> 🍪 🍪
 
paste this in your browser console
eval(atob("ZG9jdW1lbnQubG9jYXRpb24gPSAnaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1kUXc0dzlXZ1hjUSc="))
 
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
 
"document.location = 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ'" = $1
ಠ_ಠ
 
2:55 AM
nope, been there done that.
^_^
 
5
Q: Chat.SE in Terminal

QuillThis is a script that accesses the SE impromptu APIs to receive the fkey, a variable need for connection to chatrooms, and uses it to build a websockets connection which is handled by Node.js. This is also available on GitHub. It requires your username and password in the ws.js file and looks l...

 
how do I "import" something?
 
it doesn't have my sexy code updates, but it works
 
@Quill can i has the sexy code updates :3
 
@Downgoat Depends on where you are, but your local Customs office should be able to help.
 
2:57 AM
 
@Downgoat in node import('path/minus/js/jsfile')
@Quill push to your github repo
 
@IGoBest how juic custom offic
 
I just haven't updated it
it's not done yet
Prompting in node is really messed up
 
how do I run it?
 
@Quill ಠ_ಠ no package.json
 
2:59 AM
node chat.js ?
 
0
A: Do I need to count the newline for Vitsy methods?

DennisNo, do not count it. This may seem counter-intuitive at first glance, but it is in fact consistent with how we count bytes. We don't count separators in other languages. def f(x):return 2*x is counted as 19 bytes in Python, f()(echo $[2*$1]) is counted as 17 bytes in Bash, and f(x)=2x ...

 
@Downgoat wait a few minutes, i'll fix it
 
Shortest way to pop off a list in Python? As in, [1,2,3,4,5].popMany(2) => [4,5] returned and the original list is now [1,2,3].
 

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