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10:00 PM
So what happens when I sell?
 
@ETHproductions ಠ_ಠ
 
@ETHproductions Fuu
cheater
 
What is the farm?
 
@ETHproductions its not cheating, its using your resources, right?
 
It is just funny how this game reflects capitalism
 
10:01 PM
@GamrCorps Exactly
 
lol
 
What happens when I sell?
 
@TanMath Try=)
 
1388 cps!
 
^even after cheating?
I have 1400
 
10:03 PM
@Maltysen The cheating isn't making much of a difference, just +80 or so cps
 
ah
the labs really help
 
Yeah, I have two, about to buy a third
 
There should be a multiplayer version
 
ooh that sounds like a good idea
 
10:05 PM
you should be able to sabotage each other
or form coalitions
 
Can someone ELI5 standard deviation?
 
eli5?
 
@RikerW standard deviation = how much is stuff spread out
 
Snipers usually have a low standard deviation.
 
10:07 PM
@Maltysen xkcd.com/1364 (don't onebox me)
 
But stormtroopers have a quite high standard deviation.
In terms of shooting accuracy
 
@flawr Okay, thanks.
@flawr lol okay
@Maltysen Explain it like I'm calvin is even better.
 
@RikerW But wronger.
(If you really wanna know something=)
 
@RikerW its the square root of the average of the square of the difference from the average for each data point
wow that didn't write like it sounded in my head
 
=)
 
10:10 PM
3k!
 
2k
 
First portal bought, suddenly at 9.6k!
 
Goosh
 
i'm at 10k
 
I hope you know this is a psychological personality test.
 
10:22 PM
@flawr its very hard to pass
 
18k, woohoo!
 
cheater
 
How do I pass?
@Maltysen My "cheating" is still only getting me around 80 cps
 
There is nothign to "pass" but your personality is judged on your behaviour
 
At 25k now, but I need to go
 
10:24 PM
You can make a save link
 
Done
Cya
 
does that link contain the data or is it server side
its very long for an id number
 
I think the link contains the data
 
brb getting my self billion cps
 
your actual save is saved in a base64 string
so you can just edit the string to increase your stuff
 
10:27 PM
CHEATERS
 
@GamrCorps How do you stop that program?
 
it stops after the number you put in, so if you put in 1000 into the click variable it will go 1000 times then stop
 
Ah, ok
 
Is this Cookie Clicker?
 
yes
 
10:29 PM
hi @flawr
 
I got that far in Java, and then I wanted a "pause" and a "stop" button. I realized that detecting button presses in Java is either too hard for me or impossible, so I learned AutoIt
 
lol
 
@Lembik hey lembik
 
@flawr I just discovered that you can get infinity for my challenge :)
 
I remember almost maxing that out a long time ago (trillions of cookies, those prism things, raspberry milk)
 
10:30 PM
its actuall fairly simple if you use multithreading because you can just stop and start the thread
 
@Lembik What?
 
Didn't get the grandma apocalypse thing though
 
@flawr is that "What?" as in what are you talking about?
or how do you do that?
or.. wow! :)
 
@Lembik I do not see how you can get "infinity"
 
10:32 PM
@GamrCorps It wasn't making it stop or start that I couldn't solve. It was detecting button presses. I have no idea how to detect button presses in Java
 
@flawr it's not at all obvious..it just turns out some mathematician had actually studied this problem
sadly I am not a mathematician so I can't really understand the original paper
any people who can read math here?
 
@Lembik So there is some kind of finding new matrices based on the smaller ones?
I can read some very few math.
 
Use the AWT or swing button classes and just register a button action handler: docs.oracle.com/javase/tutorial/uiswing/components/button.html
 
@flawr it is theorem 9 of ac.els-cdn.com/S0024379513005533/… if you can read it
 
@GamrCorps Ah, okay. Learning AutoIt was easier than learning how Java action handlers work. There's literally a function called _IsPressed
 
10:35 PM
@Rainbolt lol, you have a point there
 
And another one called "MouseClick"
 
@flaw ah.. that is annoying
 
@Lembik Damn paywalls.
Oh I can get access!
44k cps
 
how!
I am hoping you are a math major :)
because I can just about parse theorem 9, but I can't at all even find the proof!
let alone understand it :)
@flawr how did you access the paper?
 
@Lembik Via my university login.
 
10:41 PM
ah I see
 
why would anyone call this property "negacyclic"
It is too late I think.
 
@flawr I don't even understand what negacyclic means !
@flawr do you?
 
No, that is where I am stuck at right now=)
 
well let me ask an even more trivial question
"For every prime power p" are these 2^c for all c and 3^c for all c?
etc
as in 2, 3,4,5 but not 6?
 
Exactly
 
10:45 PM
I understand one thing! :)
@flawr Do you agree that the proof is in the older paper they talk about?
 
I stopped reading, sorry.
Too tired=)
 
boo :(
 
Perhaps tomorrow
 
ok :)
 
I still have some cookies to bake.
 
10:48 PM
it seems the proof is supposed to be in cms.math.ca/openaccess/cjm/v23/cjm1971v23.0816-0832.pdf but I can't find it!
good luck!
we need more math people in the chat :)
 
1 message moved from VBA Rubberducking
Sorry about that. I meant to choose the Nth Monitor.
 
move-ception :P
 
No one wants that message, apparently.
 
:( I liked that message. (It's way better in context, of course.)
 
@ballesta25 Yup. It was moved to the trash from the Nth.
 
10:54 PM
There was like 15 (removed) messages
of course I binned it
 
33, you mean?
I was moving an off-topic discussion from here, and Mat nuked it when I was almost done.
 
So what SE are you guys from?
 
All of them.
 
ninja'd
Code Review ;)
 
Code Review.
 
10:56 PM
More specifically: Code Review.
 
We got off topic in the Rubberduck room, and the mod nuked the messages while I moved them.
Then, I moved a last remaining one here by accident.
 
Well off-topic is an on-topic topic here too.
6
 
I wish I was limited to moving messages to rooms related to CR.
 
what is going on?
why are CR people here?
 
I just explained.
 
10:58 PM
We're being invaded
(not really)
 
Was stalking Open Source's rooms when I found this:
in Chatbot Dev, Dec 29 '15 at 17:52, by Trevor Clarke
what does it mean that the ppcg is graduating
we're confusing people
 
lol
 
@quartata the saddest meme of all
 
@Geobits would be proud
4
 
@Hosch250 you accidentally moved a message here?
 
10:59 PM
Yeah.
 
82cps...
 
Then Doorknob re(-)moved it to the intended destination, and Quill moved it to the trash.
 
I am a slow player..
 
you know what would be really good right now?
cat memes
 
No one wants it.
 
11:00 PM
@TanMath 133k cps
 
cat memes!
@flawr how may cookies? 10 million?
 
OK, show's over, folks. Back to school.
 
no!
 
lol hacked cookie clicker
I thought that it had some more security. I'm disappointed :/
 
I never hacked, I just played for the last two hours
 
11:03 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You get a trophy for cheating, right?
 
Idk
But I'm cheating in a different, unconventional way
 
Hey, I didn't know about the Nth monitor.
 
"Cheated cookies taste awful"
 
@Rainbolt That's only if you do it in a certain very lazy way
 
r=_=>document.getElementById("bigCookie").click();setInterval(r,10);
@Rainbolt Au contraire; I get mine with extra pixel bits.
Pixel bits
hahahahaha I'll go back to the corner of the room
 
11:05 PM
duh dun tch
 
You do realize you can combine cats and cookie-clicker-like gameplay with Kittens Game?
 
 
Game.ClickCookie()
o_____o
lel
 
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ your unicorn interpreter is broken...
 
@Rainbolt Very proud :D
 
11:16 PM
Oh, no they don't!
 
Comon, go find your image.
 
lol
 
 
Sorry about that
 
11:19 PM
How?
 
> Game.cookies
< 6422.613333333333335
 
they figured you were cheating?
 
@RikerW I did setInterval(r=>Game.cookies+=1000,10)
Yeah, too large of an increase in cookies :P
Or too high of an amount for what I have bought.
(i.e. nothing)
 
what happened then?
 
I'm soon at my first time machine=)
 
11:21 PM
Cooler icon...
 
cool!
where is the javascript code and how can I use it on chrome?
 
:P
 
lol
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ look at my clicky goodness
 
11:22 PM
omg o-O
 
I have one now...
acheivement - mouse wheel
 
I literally have the clicker costing over 100 thousand...
 
how many cps?
 
in The Nth Monitor, 1 min ago, by quartata
OK, so... I'm confused.... The messages started out in VBA Rubberducking, one of them got put in the Nineteenth Byte by Hosch, the rest got put in the Nth Monitor by Hosch, the one that ended up in the Nineteenth Byte got moved to the Nth Monitor by Doorknob, and then they all got moved to the trash by Quill... right?
 
11:24 PM
lol...
 
Woah, golden cookie??
I clicked and it left...
 
@RikerW what is your cps?
 
:(
 
Oh, cute
 
@RikerW where?
 
11:25 PM
 
BUT IT GAVE ME 4000000 cookies!!!!!!!
@flawr wtf? :P
 
where is the golden cookie????
 
@TanMath Appars randomly.
 
@TanMath ^^
 
11:25 PM
@RikerW bravo...
@flawr where but?
 
@TanMath Somewhere on the screen
 
All across the screen.
 
anywhere?
 
IDK.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It happens when you increase Game.cookies directly without using the special helper function
 
11:27 PM
Hm, the next portal is cheaper than the next pointer.
 
@quartata Oh, I see....
Idea!
Edit the helper function to increase the cookies :P
 
Or just use the helper function
 
where is the javascript code?
 
@flawr lol
 
Game.Earn(num);
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
 
11:28 PM
100 pointers!
 
Also, just so you know....
Game.RuinTheFun();
try it
 
nobody giving me javascript code?
@RikerW seriously??
 
@TanMath I did.
We have been.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ where?
 
11:29 PM
It's all in the Game object.
Read the transcript
 
1 min ago, by quartata
Game.Earn(num);
 
@flawr beat that.
 
@RikerW CHEATER
 
I do not see the code still...
 
11:31 PM
Yes.
@TanMath Game.earn(num) is the code....
 
wait, what?
how do I use it?
 
Type it in the console.
 
where is that in chrome?
 
QUICK POLL: What should ή auto initialize to? (Value)
@TanMath Right click + Inspect element
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ newline
 
11:32 PM
That's S
 
Uncaught TypeError: Game.earn is not a function
 
Game.Earn.
Cap e.
lol
 
lol...
I figured it out...
 
11:34 PM
it is Earn, not earn
 
Yes, that is what I said the second time.
 
1 min ago, by RikerW
Game.Earn.
ninja'd = me
 
thanks guys!
cookie clicker = hacked!
 
@RikerW I broke it a long time ago but Unicorn was a one-time thing so I'm not going to bother to fix it
 
Okay.
I am using it for a school project, basically transpiling the interpreter into a different JS-like language.
Maybe note that in the github?
 
11:39 PM
@RikerW Tell me more about this project
And the fantastic school that offers such a project
 
Dude, I am homeschooled.
:P
 
@RikerW \o/ good for you! That's the best imo
 
Are you homeschooled?
 
you guys still in school?
 
11:42 PM
I learn a lot of what I know at home on the CPU tho
@TanMath Yeah. There are a lot of us iirc
 
@RikerW That's cool. I was too, but I'm in college now.
 
NVM, I believe you.
 
Interesting correlation...
XD error on line 2000
 
I'm sure I'd no way be as prepared for college if I wasn't. I could study what I wanted as long as I met the quota for all my classes without needing to stay with my class.
What game are you guys hacking?
 
Cookie Clicker.
BTW Nice dog @Hosch250.
 
11:43 PM
Thanks.
 
@RikerW Wasn't that hacked a long time ago?
 
I was homeschooled...
15.197 million cps!
 
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Yes.
We are rehacking it.
 
@RikerW What's wrong with the old hack?
 
11:47 PM
We forgot/didn't know about it....
I personally forgot.
 
Acheivement - How?
 
Plus, it is somewhat easy.
 
lol
@RikerW i agree...
I have 3 quintillion cookies...
 
Beat you, NaN/infinity.
 
Did you get Uncanny Clicker yet?
 
11:48 PM
Yes...
 
I got it to NaN!
game over....
 
No. Port it to Java and increase the data type capacity.
THE GAME IS NEVER OVER.
I lost the game, dangit!
 
Really?
 
Holy smokes, I bought 10 Portals.
 
lol...now to buy a prism, I need NaN cookies....
now it says infinity cookies
 
11:54 PM
@Hosch250 Got 15000 prisms...
And I reset.
:P
 
50k cookies per second :)
 
I cannot get:
time machine
antimatter condenser
prism
because it needs infinity cookies
 
I just got Time Machine.
About 150k cookies per second.
 
0 of almost everything....
 
you never used anything else???
 
11:57 PM
I got Prism.
 
like seriously?
 
Yup.
 
I'm just buying things up.
What else am I supposed to do?
Game.Earn(100000000000)
That is really helpful.
 
lol
 
Uh oh. I just swallowed a whole town and turned it into cookies.
That doesn't sound very good.
 

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