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11:00 PM
oh thanks
lol already have
 
(I was joking though you don't have to)
Awh...
Ah! @DLosc!
 
i mean it was already starred
 
@Seadrus I know.
 
@NewMainPosts That all real numbers bonus will be tricky ;)
 
Can someone post the shrug emoji please?
 
11:02 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Thanks.
 
Hey look it has its arms.
How did the magician do it?
I'll never give away my secrets...
 
@quartata ¡Hola!
 
@quartata The Stack Snippet on your question doesn't work correctly.
 
11:07 PM
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A: Shortest infinite loop producing no output

VoteToCloseVitsy, 1 Byte This language is newer than the question. < Since Vitsy loops around the line, a single space is an infinite loop. This functionality was removed in the latest version, but this applies as a special condition for looping around a line. You could technically also do it like this:...

Heh.
StackOverflowError
 
@feersum Works for me.
 
I have the shortest brainfuck answer, but it reports mbomb007's.
 
@VoteToClose This is a catalog, so you don't have to say the language is newer.
 
Oh. o-o Didn't realize that.
 
@Doorknob I really doubt that would solve anything.
 
11:08 PM
Shouldn't it be marked as then?
 
@feersum Links to both answers?
@VoteToClose Not currently a tag.
 
@VoteToClose Same in Ouroboros.
 
> currently
 
@VoteToClose That's unlikely to ever be a tag
 
yeah, that's a meta tag
 
It is caps sensitive I believe.
If you change the title to Brainfuck with a capital B it should work.
 
Lowercase b is correct.
 
I'll change the other one then.
 
It is? Hmm
 
11:11 PM
Esolangs:
> The title of this article may well be brainfuck, due to typically being lowercased except, often, at the start of a sentence.
 
Better this change this one too: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/62829
 
Alrighty then.
 
Why do people always upvote my stuff the most when I am mortarboarded
 
what?
 
11:14 PM
@anOKsquirrel rep cap
 
Oh :P
 
My message has 21 stars now.
I have the most starred message of ALL TIME HAHAHAHAHA
 
you know, I think @anOKsquirrel is a pretty OK squirrel
 
Wow.
 
@Doorknob He is.
 
11:14 PM
@Doorknob You know, you're a pretty well working doorknob
 
Pretty hoopy squirrel
 
Pretty CGOL logo
 
very froodish?
 
Why do I have so many gifs?!
 
11:15 PM
@VoteToClose Because gifs
 
Generally Intense Figurative Sandwiches
 
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A: Shortest infinite loop producing no output

anOKsquirrelHalf-Broken Car in Heavy Traffic, 5 bytes # o

 
@anOKsquirrel What
 
Read the reply
It's messed up because it's also a link
 
11:20 PM
That wasn't why I said What
I was just laughing at the language name
 
lol yeah
I doubt I will ever do anything better in hbcht
 
WHAT = Why Hate AnOKSquirrel, Taters?
 
Oh.
Figured as much
 
Taters of course being @quartat​ertots
@quartat​oes
 
11:23 PM
Pings me because there is a non-breaking space between quartata and the rest of the name
 
WAT = Wanting Any Trouts
 
Nice trick
 
@quartata What gave you that idea?
 
@AlexA. Maybe because I hit inspect element
 
o no u inspect ma element
 
11:24 PM
I signed up for a pixel art competition at work using sticky notes, and just realized I am going to be destroyed by the competition. One lucky team got sliding glass doors, and they are planning to have it so that when the doors open, the two images overlap and form a new image.
I need ideas
 
Relevant ideas or just any ideas
 
Oh my.
 
@AlexA. Any ideas
 
Take the tops off of Oreos, press Lego blocks into the goop, and build edible replicas of famous landmarks
 
You guys are the reason I posted in a challenge once, "Example Input" followed by "Corresponding Example Output".
Can't be too careful here
 
11:27 PM
@Rainbolt Do something edible. People are suckers for food art
Wow I got ninja'd really hard by Alex
2
 
hahaha
 
I didn't even notice his reply and it was a minute old
My suggestion - do something involving dragonfruit because it sounds funny
 
Oh dragonfruit is nomulous
 
Gummy bears are a good idea too.
 
No those are gross
 
11:29 PM
I have had a dragon fruit before.
They're difficult to describe. They don't taste terrible but they are still strange.
 
Keep in mind that I have to do this with sticky notes
 
Oh
 
@Rainbolt Oh you do?
 
what language should I try to use next?
 
I have two panels of glass that total maybe 10 feet by 10 feet
 
11:29 PM
How about you draw a NetHack game on the sticky notes
 
I don't want a BF derivative
 
@quartata brilliant
 
@anOKsquirrel For shortest loop?
Try chicken
@Doorknob Yes
 
@anOKsquirrel How about ???
 
I'm not allowed to draw on the sticky notes lol
 
11:30 PM
No, just any challenge
 
@Rainbolt Wow how unfun
 
You specifically said any ideas, not just relevant ones.
 
NANOBOTS.
 
@AlexA. I did. And then I ignored your ideas and continued talking about relevant ones.
 
:(
 
11:32 PM
Hah! You can't downvote my chat message for adding new requirements after posting :P
 
What if I throw this at you? )
 
@anOKsquirrel What sort of language would you like to learn? What languages have you enjoyed so far?
 
@Rainbolt No, but I could suspend you for the lolz.
 
11:32 PM
Arrange the sticky notes into a NetHack game then.
 
@Rainbolt Do you get multiple colors of sticky notes?
 
Into a big trout
 
@Dlosc I like languages that aren't impossible to use, but difficult nonetheless
 
Really big trout
 
@DLosc Ooh yeah! You could have different types of ants
 
11:33 PM
Big, big trout.
 
Obviously you'll have to have soldier ants
 
World big trout
 
Then write GO TEAM ANT in sticky notes below it
 
@DLosc Yes. Typical ROY G BV colors.
 
@quartata !gt a
ninja'd
 
11:34 PM
That's it!
 
Trout
 
Hey Conor. )))]]]>>>}})
 
NetHack looks like Black square, Blue square, White bar, and White dot
 
@Rainbolt Just write DYWYPI on top, a room with 10 soldier ants and your corpse and GO TEAM ANT below
It's perfect.
 
@anOKsquirrel I'd like to see another person try Ouroboros out. I think it falls into the difficult-but-not-impossible category.
 
11:35 PM
I'll check it out
 
I would say Pip, but I don't consider it difficult.
 
Orr... Vitsy.
 
@DLosc I'm considering giving Pip a try. It looks different from any golfing language I've ever seen.
It also isn't Pyth which is good
 
(Watch everyone in chat start clamoring for you to learn their pet-project esolangs now.)
 
Hey, there's more than one question to answer!
 
11:37 PM
Hopefully I'm smart enough to understand Pip
I can be pretty dumb sometimes
4
 
You could try J. It's completely incomprehensible to read and the language itself makes no sense.
 
k
I was writing my own language for code golfing, but it just seems too similar to CJam but with different operators.
dangit, me
 
@anOKsquirrel Story of my first golflang.
(Unpublished, fortunately.)
 
Well then I'll do it and learn something
Any ideas for improvements on cjam?
 
Actually, the best language to learn for golfing is--and I think @Doorknob would agree--Ostrich.
 
11:40 PM
...
 
@anOKsquirrel No, because suggesting anything would be sabotaging Pip's chances at competing. ;)
 
Seriously, though, if it doesn't have regex yet, that would be top of the list.
 
Anyways, now that I have about 20 more tabs, I'll start some answers
Also, quick question that has probably been answered like 10 times on meta
 
Closed as duplicate
 
11:41 PM
In the case of a catalog, should I include each language as a separate answer?
 
Yes
You should always do that
 
Thanks!
 
Only include multiple languages in the same answer if the challenge specifically says to do so
 
@AlexA. this is very, very wrong
 
11:43 PM
You see, Ostrich is Doorknob's favorite language.
 
lies
 
just sandboxed a challenge that i think could be fun
 
@VoteToClose First, ping me next time. Second ARGHHHH
 
One day I'll get around to sandboxing a Wheel of Fortune KOTH.
 
when running chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken I keep gettingypeError: v.replace is not a function
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

undergroundmonorailBridge Flowers code-golf One of the example inputs for this challenge is the solution to a really minor puzzle in Undertale. You have been warned. In the Underground, there is a mysterious plant known as the Bridge Flower. They always come in groups of four Bridge Seeds, and have some interes...

 
@anOKsquirrel v is undefined
 
@ConfusedMr_C Are you confused because you tried to learn C?
 
@AlexA what?
@AlexA I've never tried to learn C :P
 
11:55 PM
What's with the C in your name?
 
but what is v?
I only know chicken.
 
@anOKsquirrel It's a lowercase letter
 
@AlexA oh :P
 
@anOKsquirrel There are other kinds of birds, you know.
 
WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
11:56 PM
@AlexA I actually didn't make this username
 
I only wrote "chicken" and the official site breaks
 
:O
 
@AlexA I found it somewhere else :P
 
@AlexA but I liked it
 
11:57 PM
Where'd you find it?
 
@AlexA I forget.
@AlexA It might've been Minecraft
Also, this is why I'm confused.
 
/*
 * I am a C programmer. I have a deep and abiding understanding of
 * NULL-terminated lists and quintuple indirection.
 */
 
char*****
WHY D:
 
I love the comments at the bottom
> NSFW
 
lolyeah
 
11:59 PM
 
@Rainbolt Are you allowed animated sticky notes? If you weren't lucky enough to get a sliding door have you seen the sticky note version of a slinky spring?
 

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