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12:00 AM
WOOHOO! First ever mortarboard!
 
Anyone found any more problems with my RTTTL challenge?
 
No World Big Dosas. :( /cc @Doorknob @Optimizer @Maltysen @StainRebel
 
@AlexA. I can't find it in the room search. I assume that's the PPCG mod room?
 
Woo, rollover!
 
12:01 AM
@El'endiaStarman The world will never know.
 
Let's see if I can hit the rep cap again today.
 
[blinks]....wow, I'm really lucky to hit mortarboard right before 0 UTC... O_O
 
@xnor I'll chip in another 100 to whoever you award to, I guess.
 
All of you and your fancy reputation. I've been a member for about a year and a half, just recently hit 10k rep, but have only mortarboarded once.
Then there are Dennis and Martin who hit the rep cap nearly everyday.
 
@ThomasKwa I feel like it would be better for you to get a bounty for your proof than to pay one :-)
 
12:03 AM
@AlexA. I've been a member of C.SE for...uh, 4+ years, and never mortarboarded there. Or on any other site.
 
@AlexA. Huh. I thought I had mortarboarded before with my Heterogram challenge but I don't have the badge.
 
@El'endiaStarman Can't say that anymore now that you've mortarboarded here. :)
 
Which is AWESOME!
 
Congrats!
 
Thanks! ^_^
 
12:04 AM
What is mortarboarding? I thought it was a hat.
 
Hitting the rep cap.
Named after the badge.
 
Thanks again!
 
Oh hey, looks like @AlexA. got his quite recently. Last July.
 
12:06 AM
(sorry to be off-topic) Anyone else notice that the code golf logo gets reeeaally tiny on the chat page? chat.stackexchange.com/…
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Yeah, I noticed that a while ago. It's a bit weird, yeah, but I'll bet there's a width limit.
So with a really long name, it gets really small.
 
Hmm. Okay. @AlexA Why did you put that tag in? There's no question in meta about it.
 
I know there isn't. I'm just saying that it's by design.
 
Oh! Okay. Makes sense?
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE I can see you're quite sure.
 
<- palindrome!
 
12:10 AM
NICE! XD
playing Tf2 :P
 
@quartata ^
Better join his server
 
Too busy seeing how many combine soldiers it takes to crash my GMod server
 
I mean in theory the answer is 2048
But I think you can go higher
 
liek to 4096
 
12:12 AM
Wow. This guy has Mortarboard and yet, only 211 rep.
 
@quartata This is a good use of time.
 
Probably awards lots of bounties @El'endiaStarman
 
@AlexA. :(
 
12:13 AM
Or not...
 
@ThomasKwa No, he has two answers on the same question at +5 and +6, respectively. That's 110 rep.
That plus a 101 starting bonus is 211 rep exactly.
 
He has the Good Answer badge.
How.
I think what happened was he got a lot of upvotes and then suddenly a lot of downvotes on his answers.
 
No, neither of his answers have downvotes.
 
Acutally it's really much simpler
 
Well that is just strange
 
12:15 AM
+53 deleted answer
 
^
 
Oh I see.
 
Wow.
Was the question deleted?
 
yep
 
Ahh, that'd explain it.
 
12:16 AM
@El'endiaStarman Based on this meta post, -v would be +3 bytes actually, not +2
 
@Sp3000 Because a space is counted? That's sensible.
 
I've seen it posted a lot as 2 bytes - codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/59452/44713. There's a few more, but that's the first one I got.
 
I posted as 2 bytes myself for a really long time until Martin told me otherwise :P
 
Oh. Welp. Time to add that to the things to remember for ><>.
 
There's scoring by entropy and scoring by character count. As code golf got "purer" (people stop caring about robustness, etc.; CJam and Pyth were invented) we've been moving a little more towards entropy.
 
12:21 AM
Entropy?
 
^
 
Oh no.
 
^
 
12:21 AM
^
^
^
 
caret
 
Seriously though - what is entropy?
 
^
 
Information content, basically.
 
12:22 AM
So we score by information content?
 
No, we don't.
 
pertinent bits of info, right?
 
Otherwise we'd be compressing our code.
 
So... bytes?
 
Speaking of byte count - Brainfuck only has 8 characters, yes?
 
42
Q: How can I keep my cat off my keyboard?

Tom MedleyThis is a common scenario when typing: When the family assembled for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner On Argentine joint, potato^DR&FTGYB`kuhadrggoy867rt98wouth4bfgdhjlkhdsfghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf This happens beca...

 
Well, symbols.
 
So... why not express Brainfuck as 3 bits?
 
The main issue is that code golf gets less fun once we have a couple of languages that are always best, but only if we insist on comparing between languages.
 
12:24 AM
People have @VTCAKAVSMoACE
 
@ThomasKwa nah. We definitely compare between languages (there's no "per-language" accept button). It's still fun to golf in Rust and get scores that are a hundred times longer than CJam.
 
It's never caught on, though, because brainfuck can't really compete with most languages anyway.
 
If you count it as 3 bits, though, it vastly compresses.
 
I think @Geobits needs this for his dog.
 
12:26 AM
@Doorknob I'd say that's an artifact of being a SE site, not the optimal way.
 
That is the best name of a coding language ever.
 
@ThomasKwa Why isn't it optimal?
 
Ideally scores of different languages would be separated.
 
Then there would be less of an incentive to create unique and interesting golfing languages
 
LOL Just remembered I was playing TF2. Didn't die :P
 
12:27 AM
I like the feeling of holy crap I came within 10 bytes of beating CJam using VerboseLanguage69.
 
and using a golfing language to get an incredibly short solution would be rewarded less
 
As it is, I need to scroll through many answers to find the shortest, say, Python. Most of the time the shortest answer is on top, but I don't want to vote one up when it's not shortest or most creative
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ In TF3, if you die in the game, you die IRL.
 
@AlexA. Don't be ridiculous. You know Valve can't count to 3!
 
@AlexA ^^ (second one up) Like AppleScript!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ They've announced Left 4 Dead 3.
 
@AlexA. WAAAAAT
 
I heard it somewhere, I think through Funhaus.
 
No. Effing. Way.
That's... dies
 
Eh. I'd take HL3 over anything else any day.
 
mt?
 
Oh, gotcha.
It's speculated that Valve will release HL3 as the first game for its upcoming VR system.
 
That would be cool
 
Yes. Unlikely though.
 
12:32 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why are you so surprised? L4D3 code was found in the Dota 2 Workshop tools ages ago
 
@AlexA. A B C is as easy as 1 2
 
I mean it's still great and all
But it's not really a surprise
 
it is to me :P
 
12:35 AM
I don't care much about Left 4 Dead or Team Fortress. (Blasphemy, I know.)
 
> Ig Nobel 2011 Peace Prize: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.
 
"solved"
 
But in the tired, tired genre of zombie shooting games, Left 4 Dead is good.
 
Didn't Left 4 Dead pretty much kickstart the genre?
Like, it certainly wasn't the first, but it probably inspired a lot of others.
 
I don't think so but I don't have any sources to back me up on that.
 
12:38 AM
@El'endiaStarman Well technically Doom kickstarted the series
 
Side question: Anyone got any opinions on meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/7137/21487 ?
 
> MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of KOREA (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of UGANDA (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and
> Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on October 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical
 
Bahahahaha.
 
@Sp3000 It makes no sense to me.
 
:/ I've been trying to help fix it but I'm not sure my comments have been helping
 
12:47 AM
Anyone have any concerns with my RTTTL challenge?
 
@quartata Do I have permission to steal your mail idea? c:
 
Go ahead.
 
Woohoo!
 
Post it in the sandbox first.
 
Yeah, that's what I was planning to do.
 
12:54 AM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

quartataRTTTL Obfuscation RTTTL, or Ring Tone Text Transfer Language is a music format that was invented by Nokia in the dawn of time when dinosaurs roamed the land. It allows for fairly crude pieces of music (no chords or anything), and the format is pretty simple which is why I think it's pretty cool....

Last chance to let me know that this challenge is inherently flawed
 
This challenge is inherently flawed because it uses ugly RTTL instead of BASIC's beautiful PLAY.
 
Other than that?
 
Other than that I don't see much wrong (I'm not sure offhand too many languages that this would be very easy or possible in, but whatever). But the BASIC thing is pretty much a show-stopper :P
 
Ooh, question: is there a way to do an equation like in math.stackexchange?
 
We don't have MathJax enabled here; it messes with snippets too much IIRC.
 
1:04 AM
Ah, dang. Looks like I'll have to describe it. :c
 
daarn
I loathe the lack of mathjax
 
We used to have it.
It broke a lot of junk.
 
A decent substitute is to use an online LaTeX editor like codecogs.com/latex/eqneditor.php and paste the image to your post.
 
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Q: RTTTL Obfuscation

quartataRTTTL Obfuscation RTTTL, or Ring Tone Text Transfer Language is a music format that was invented by Nokia in the dawn of time when dinosaurs roamed the land. It allows for fairly crude pieces of music (no chords or anything), and the format is pretty simple which is why I think it's pretty cool....

 
1:13 AM
So... how do I post tags into the content of an answer?
(very new to SE)
 
you don't
spaces are supreme
2
 
Tags*
 
[tag:alex-is-wrong]
7
 
Oh. [tag:foo] ->
 
Wow Doorknob. Hair-trigger much?
 
1:14 AM
Thanks.
 
@Geobits I blame you and Calvin, for insisting on being wrong. :P
 
Huh? The tag clearly says Alex is wrong.
 
(Incidentally, Stack Exchange automatically converts tabs to spaces, so it would have been a valid question anyway.)
wait... paradox
 
1:16 AM
One of these tags always lies, the other always tells the truth.
 
0
Q: RTTTL Obfuscation

quartataRTTTL, or Ring Tone Text Transfer Language is a music format that was invented by Nokia in the dawn of time when dinosaurs roamed the land. It allows for fairly crude pieces of music (no chords or anything), and the format is pretty simple which is why I think it's pretty cool. Take a look at thi...

 
Can I get some comments? And tag suggestions? meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/7148/44713
 
Sometimes I wish I could say this to people at work about their email:
> If your content is not English-y enough, I will tell you, and it will not be accepted as an answer unless it is fixed.
 
1:21 AM
Heh. Didn't even think of that.
Oh, I know. "You must use proper grammar. This could be your grandmother, you know."
 
o__o
terrifying
 
Oh, you don't know my grandmother. Facebook has taught her some awful habits.
Huh.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

VTCAKAVSMoACEEmailing, with a Scoring Twist code-golf Time to take a little time from your programming to visit some people - through email, of course. But, let's be honest, no one wants to stop programming. Who would? Therefore, your challenge is simple: write a program, in any* language, that will send an...

 
I'm not sure what to make of this.
I've posted my obfuscation challenge and people have looked at it
But no upvotes or comments or anything yet.
This worries me.
The silence is deafening.
 
It is later than 12AM for most of the world.
 
1:24 AM
I think we were having this discussion earlier, about impatience and all that :)
 
Does the scoring system make sense?
 
For your e-mail challenge?
 
Yeah.
 
I'm not sure what to make of the scoring thing honestly. I'm not sure I see the point in the box-score.
 
AppleScripters.
Not really.
 
1:27 AM
Can AppleScript not put everything on one line like a "sane" language?
 
It can indeed.
I've written that in advance, actually. XD
 
Okay, so what's the advantage in doing it in multiple lines?
 
I like the part where Shebang makes a Stuck answer for the sum challenge that uses an undocumented feature
I tried to write an answer in Stuck too
 
@Geobits There might be an advantage at moving it into a square pattern. For example, a 25-byte answer might be able to use more of the content as code in square format.
@quartata The one where I realized why AS was never, ever used in golfing?
 
Yes
 
1:32 AM
Wow. That's... actually amazing. XD
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Hmm, maybe. I foresee most answers being single lines, but maybe someone will come up with something nice to take advantage of it. Just wanted to ask, since it's quite different than the usual scoring here.
 
I dislike normal scoring - if you change the scoring, you change the way people think about answering. Makes cleverer solutions.
Ooh, that reminds me to mention that newlines aren't counted either...
 
That scoring method is pretty terrible :P
 
Aw. :c Why is that?
 
Apart from Geobit's thing about single lines, the trimming leading whitespace rule can be exploited in golfing languages by doing a unary sort of thing with a string full of spaces
... assuming they can send emails/eval
 
1:38 AM
Exactly. Lots of esolangs probably can't do this well.
 
Honestly when I had the challenge in mind I was going to make it so that you can't use builtins.
You have to use a socket.
Then I was going to post a Brainfuck++ answer <s>and get all the upvotes ever</s>
Oops.
Hmm.
 
Well Pyth can definitely do it for one thing
 
?
 
Just dunno about CJam
 
Oh yeah
 
1:39 AM
@quartata And you might use it in the future - mine's just kinda out there, and not even posted yet.
 
No it's fine you can use it.
I just want you to keep that in mind.
That's how I thought the challenge would be the most interesting.
 
Well... I don't know. I kinda like it as it is.
 
IDEA Given an NxM grid of "X"s, set each empty cell to a number representing the number of "X"s within a kings move away.
 
So... minesweeper?
 
Yeah!
Except in reverse.
 
1:44 AM
10
Q: Generating Minesweeper grids

beary605Minesweeper is a logic game found on most OS's. The goal of the game is to determine where the mines are on a grid, given numbers indicating the number of mines around that spot. Given a grid size, and a set of mines, generate the Minesweeper grid for that set of mines. Input: Two integers indi...

 
1:55 AM
I have cracked 700 rep
Meanwhile Dennis is still at 42k
I've got a ways to go
 
BTW has anyone tried playing the sample RTTTL music I provided?
It's called Deja Vu for a reason ;)
 
I love it when this is valid in a programming language: 'AR5E
(Evaluates to 1160290625, in case you were curious ;) )
 
2:13 AM
? What language is this?
 
2:25 AM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? :P
 
I'm a bird
Chirp
 
I'm a plane
Vroom
 
I'm a doorknob
doorknob-turning sound
 
@quartata No, you're a plane (glider) on a plane :P
 
Your computer screen is technically a plane (kinda, theoretically).
So he's a plane on a plane on a plane.
 
2:40 AM
@Doorknob You're clearly thinking on a higher plane.
 
Yes, that is very plain.
 
That's strange. I used my maximum forty votes today and yet Vox Populi says I only did 33/40.
 
The maximum is 30 votes per day. You get an extra 10 for questions.
Which you can only use before you get warned.
 
Oh I see.
That's kind of strange.
 
I've made a code review post about my SMBF interpreter's bug if anyone wants to help out:
0
Q: My Python interpreter for Self-modifying Brainf*** has a bug

mbomb007I wrote this Python interpreter for a language called Self-modifying Brainf*** (SMBF). Today I discovered a bug where if the program dynamically creates code at the initial cell or after on the tape, it will not be executed. I wrote this interpreter to look as close as possible to the Ruby interp...

 
2:49 AM
Help out the evil nemesis site? No way! :P
(In all seriousness I think that's off topic there. CR only accepts working code.)
 
^
 
I'm trying to do something with Bubblegum. I passed it an LZMA file and the output was ASCII garbage...
Uncompressed file:
 
> ART PRIZE [ITALY]: Marina de Tommaso, Michele Sardaro, and Paolo Livrea, for measuring the relative pain people suffer while looking at an ugly painting, rather than a pretty painting, while being shot [in the hand] by a powerful laser beam.
 
I ninja'd your uncompressed file
 
2:53 AM
I compressed it with lzma -9
The ouput:
 
"HELLO WORLD"
 
%Gd(/~JFDD$mqdm5&\qe:7!;q
0$`=Q q|?<=?vnQJDk~DI
m;1GiS(MSh-TWxpNI3;eH2zE2<t\_A@h(<5SmO@1#p2~dWz"L`\cwb.~ZflC4G<pK7gt?
What did I do wrong?
 
Closed as unclear what you're asking.
 
@mbomb007 I just saw the comment, but yeah Code Review only takes working code
(otherwise it can be hard to tell whether edits preserve the original functionality)
 
Stack Overflow takes all kinds of crap code and then blasts you into oblivion for it.
 
2:56 AM
0
Q: Standard loopholes only

Daniel M.So, you're browsing Programming Puzzles & Code Golf, and you see a new challenge. The author (gasp) forgot to say "No standard Loopholes". You decide to take advantage of this situation, and you read the answer from a file/network. However, you need to make sure that your answer is actually short...

 
I really really wanna nuke that from orbit for some reason
... is it basically just "read this file"?
 
Yes.
 
oh...
 
But you can read it from the Internet too.
 
In that case, I guess it's okay. But it's still really boring.
 
2:58 AM
Do shebangs count towards byte count?
If not then #!/usr/bin/curl = win
 
@Doorknob You too with the h2s now??
 
@AlexA. huh?
 

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