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5:02 AM
That was this guy:
 
Hahaha.
 
That guy made an account here in February, stole my name, and never came back. :P
 
Anonymous
Swing the deletehammer, strike him true
 
Since he isn't impersonating me, there's no reason to destroy him.
 
Anonymous
there can only be one
 
@AlexA. de_stroy?
 
?
 
@Dennis No. It would save a byte or two, I know, but it just feels un-beautiful. What can I say, I'm an aesthete.
 
101 1
Dennis, London, United Kingdom
101 2
 
;_;
 
5:05 AM
Dennis, Netherlands
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Dennis, Rochester, NY
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You have a lot of sock puppets.
A whole drawer full!
 
Anonymous
@ಠ_ಠ obligatory sock puppet mention
 
@DLosc Using an unmatched ] bothers me as well, but a byte is a byte. :P
 
Anonymous
How does dd eat your hard drive? One byte at a time.
 
512 bytes at a time IIRC.
   obs=BYTES
          write BYTES bytes at a time (default: 512)
 
Anonymous
5:08 AM
dd bs=1 if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda
 
if=/dev/random Argh!
That will take years!
 
Anonymous
Given enough time, eventually all the words on your hard drive will be in ascending order
 
Anonymous
dd bs=1 if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda better?
 
@Dennis I know, and that is the philosophy of code golf, but oddly enough I consciously decided saving bytes wasn't my absolute highest priority in Pip. Let Pyth take that road.
... Which is why Pyth nearly always is shorter.
 
@Mego Much better. The bs=1 still makes it unbearably slow though.
 
Anonymous
5:11 AM
@Dennis But if I change it, it ruins the joke
 
BS
 
@DLosc Well, at least this time, you would have beaten Pyth without [.
 
Which challenge are you referring to? The one with the square brackets, I'm at 18 and Pyth is 17. We would've tied.
Now if Pip also had Pyth's implicitly closed strings, I'd be leading on the Boo! challenge.
 
Right. I somehow mixed up the two challenges.
 
5:26 AM
@trichoplax Were you elected mod on Computer Graphics?
 
Good night!
 
Time to make my Halloween challenge "It's the great popcon Charlie Brown!"
 
Anonymous
Night Dennis
 
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies do eet
 
G'night
 
Anonymous
5:30 AM
I still need to make a polyglot for VTC's challenge
 
@Dennis Good night!
 
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Q: The arrow maze escape

ghosts_in_the_codeQuestion You have a 50 by 50 array. Each cell has an arrow pointing in any one of four directions. No cell is empty. On entering a cell, you must exit it in the direction specified by the arrow. The arrow may also point in the same direction you came from, resulting in a dead end. You may start...

 
Anonymous
These Halloween answers getting tossed into the low quality queue is getting me points towards civic duty really fast
 
I'm looking at Quine/Reverse Quine and trying to decide whether to post in Gol><> :/
 
Anonymous
I think 17 may be the shortest for any language for 2spooky
 
Anonymous
5:40 AM
I'd be interested to see a 16 or 15
 
Anonymous
I doubt <15 exists
 
A single-char operator for adding 2 to a number would help.
(Not that any language that I know of has one.)
 
Anonymous
8 bytes for "spooky"+"me", 1 byte to push input onto the stack, 1 byte to peek the stack, 1 byte to add 2 to the top of the stack, 1 byte to pop the stack
 
Anonymous
If such a language existed, it could get it in 12
 
Anonymous
11 if you could combine the pop and add 2 commands
 
Anonymous
5:43 AM
Or switch peek with duplicate stack, still works
 
Not sure you could get "spooky"+"me" for 8 bytes... even if you didn't need string delimiters, you'd still need another byte to get a number in between them, I would think.
Swap, or something of the kind.
 
Anonymous
True, 12 bytes for string delimiters
 
Anonymous
So 16 in the theoretical language that has an add 2 single-char operator
 
Anonymous
And 15 in the theoretical language that has a pop-and-add-2 single-char operator
 
I miss Dennis
 
5:46 AM
A stack-based language with lowercase barewords where a command-line arg was available in a variable could do 12, something like _spooky_2+me
So basically a cross between CJam, Perl, and Pip
 
Anonymous
But then the command line arg would probably be counted
 
?
 
Anonymous
Or did you mean stdin?
 
Taking input from the command line is one of the standard input methods.
Only command-line flags count as penalty bytes.
 
Anonymous
I thought you meant a flag
 
Anonymous
5:48 AM
Like perl's -p
 
No, I mean like interpreter codefile.lng 2
 
Anonymous
Ahh
 
Which is the usual way of getting input in Pip.
 
Anonymous
The issue then would be that you would need a string delimiter, or to not use any of spokyme as operators
 
Right, I was thinking the latter.
 
Anonymous
5:50 AM
The second would be a major detriment to the language, and would imply that it was created for the sole purpose of winning this challenge, rather than being a useful golfing language
 
No, I think barewords could be useful in more golfing tasks than this one.
The main problem is that you're robbing yourself of 26 or 52 potential single-char operators, but...
 
Anonymous
But then that's a lot of potential single-char operators you lose out on
 
How's this: any run of alphabetical characters prefixed by a ' is a string literal.
 
Anonymous
Maybe a single-char command line flag that allows barewords, and adds aliases to the usual commands taken by the 52 alpha chars as 2-char commands
 
Yeah, that's another idea.
 
5:53 AM
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Q: Epcot World Reorder

Mwr247Intoroduction If you've ever been to Epcot at Disney World, you've probably been to the world showcase: a lake surrounded by various country-themed locations. One thing that's always bothered me about it is that the countries don't appear in the order you would run into them around the world. Th...

 
Anonymous
Like maybe ? without the flag is a NOP, but with the flag, it's the first character of an extended set of 2-char commands
 
Anonymous
Now I want to make this language
 
Anonymous
Dibs
 
(Wouldn't work for Pip, even though I do like my command-line flags, because certain indispensable language elements are only available through letters.)
 
Anonymous
I've also been toying with the idea of a tape-based language like BF for golfing, rather than stack-based like GS/CJam
 
5:54 AM
Hm, good luck. I think you'd be spending a loooot of characters on >>>>><<<<<
 
Anonymous
Maybe
 
Anonymous
I just wanna try something different than the usual stack-based
 
Of course, you could have multiple ways of moving around the tape, so it could be more efficient than BF is.
 
Anonymous
I might make a stack-based variant and a tape-based variant for funsies
 
My first thought would be to have a command that lets you name cells, so you can jump to them quickly
 
5:56 AM
(or copy their value without jumping there, that'd be useful too)
 
Depends how close you want it to be like BF I guess :P
 
Anonymous
The only real inspiration I'm drawing from BF is using a tape
 
Anonymous
Definitely ops for moving cells equal to the value under the pointer, both left and right
 
6:09 AM
TIL an actual cat program in Mouse isn't possible since it thinks EOF is '.
 
@VoteToClose getallprintall: Z - er....
 
Anonymous
Hmm... What 254 operators should I choose for my single-byte operators?
 
Anonymous
I guess I should actually learn CJam before attempting this
 
Best way to choose operators is to do things, then realise what your language sucks at doing
But it needs to be something it sucks at doing that you'll end up doing often enough for it to be worth it
 
6:25 AM
^
 
Anonymous
I'm thinking about possibly reserving a char to denote primitive code
 
Anonymous
(aka code to be evaled by python, which is probably what I'll write the interpreter in)
 
In Pip, I changed the string equality operator from EQ to Q for that very reason (what Sp3000 said)--I was wasting bytes on it too often.
 
Anonymous
Like $ in Pyth
 
Anonymous
That way it'll be easier to build the operator table up incrementally
 
6:27 AM
tbh I'm not a big fan of Pyth's Python eval since it makes it language dependent, but shrugs
 
Anonymous
It would be nice to not have an eval for portability, but being able to do direct evals would make designing/building it nice
 
Anonymous
I wonder how much making it deque-based will affect golfing in it
 
I've posted 4 answers to 2spooky4me, 3 of which are 25 bytes.
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. 98spooky100me
 
∞spooky∞me
sp∞py
 
Anonymous
6:38 AM
SpoopyOverflow
 
Anonymous
I think a nice single-char op would be primality test - pop from stack, push 1 if prime else 0
 
Anonymous
Primality testing comes up a LOT in the math problems
 
@Mego SnoopyOverflow
 
Prime is a fair one to have. Either that or factorisation. Or both.
 
Anonymous
Factorization like 8f -> 2,2,2?
 
6:54 AM
@Optimizer
Or should I say Carl
 
Anonymous
@BetaDecay Caaarrrl that kills people
 
Dun dun duuuuuun
 
Anonymous
I should get some sleep
 
Anonymous
Enough madman scribbles in my notes for tonight
 
Haha what time is it for you?
 
Anonymous
6:57 AM
2 am
 
Ahhh I see. Yeah, you should sleep :D
 
Anonymous
Probably
 
Anonymous
Before the llamas eat my stacks
 
Nah, the llamas are saving their eating for later
Halloween is a big night for them ;)
 
Anonymous
Before I go
 
Anonymous
7:01 AM
 
Anonymous
I leave you with that parting gift
 
Anonymous
May it impart much wisdom
 
Why would you hate Jesus riding a dinosaur?
That's freaking awesome! :D
 
 
1 hour later…
8:15 AM
@AlexA. There was a non-binding meta post in which people showed support, but I don't know how the final decision is made and there hasn't been an announcement yet.
 
any php gurus able to take a look at codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/62327/9206 please
 
8:43 AM
hi @PeterTaylor
I added "If I can test your code in Ubuntu I will judge whether it is moving smoothly by eye. If not, please do your best to make sure this criterion is satisfied on your machine at least. "
not sure what else I can do there
to my sandboxed question
what do you think?
 
9:18 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

xnorWill the beam hit? code-golf asci-art You have a laser that shoots a straight beam in one of the four orthogonal directions, indicated by <>^v. You need to determine whether it will hit a target O placed on a rectangular grid. Each of these will hit (True): ..... ...O. ..... ...^. .....

 
@Lembik I think that worded as such it violates the principle that a spec should be objective: I should be able to tell whether my answer satisfies the spec before I post it.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Christian IrwanHello, World! Fitted in cases. code-golfhello-world Your task is to take a line of input and print Hello,world! multiple times fitted to length of input. The cases of that character is fitted to input in same position(except shifted from deletion). If the corresponding character is non-alphabet...

 
9:59 AM
I'll also ask here, just to be sure. What's the shortest Pyth quine?
 
@Dennis Good point
 
@PeterTaylor sadly you are right
can anyone help with the wording for the "smoothly" part of meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/7337/9206 please
@MartinBüttner morning
 
morning
 
help :)
 
10:54 AM
hm?
 
 
1 hour later…
12:06 PM
@Sp3000 I changed Z to just "printall" - it made more sense for the language's use. I added z as "getall", because I needed that too.
 
Yeah, I was wondering...
 
I was being reflective. :P It literally made no sense for my language.
 
Just as long as you don't waste those precious 1-char commands :P
 
I'm not - I\i and l\O were too long for what they did.
 
I mean your previous version of Z was
 
12:12 PM
Oh, yeah, definitely - why add a cat thing? :P But replacing I\i and l\O makes sense to me, they'll be used a ton.
I'll probably add a character like m to access more commands - that gives me another set of characters to play with.
 
@VoteToClose Isn't your language still capable of handling infinite streams with i/O?
 
@MartinBüttner If I put it in a loop, maybe. I'll give it a go.
It doesn't like it at all. XD Just prints out ASCII character -1.
Hmm. I'll try a few things more.
 
btw I find the fact that STDERR's allowed for this one interesting
The ><> one should just be io
 
@MartinBüttner Whenever yes is piped into it, it just prints out a ? and quits.
 
@Sp3000 oh yeah I wanted to make another edit about that
 
12:26 PM
Hey, can anyone running some distro of Linux test out the vitsy code [i1+D([1-O1]] with yes piped into it? It might just be El Capitan.
Actually, I can do that myself, never mind. XD
Orr not.
 
@Sp3000 can you do better than 14 in MarioLANG?
 
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Q: Simple cat program [duplicate?]

RubyJunkYou are a cat. How you work You have a hunger level. If you are full, your hunger level is 100. You have a health level. If you are healthy, it is 100 You have a temperature tolerance level. If it is 50, you are in the perfect climate. 100 is way to hot. 0 is way to cold. What your owner do...

 
Next - "Simple cat cat program". Output "cat" if the input is "cat", else "dog"
@MartinBüttner Maybe. Lemme try
 
Hmm. Do we have a rule against main(){system("dd");}?
(Or whatever the equivalent is that works. ^^)
I can't find it in standard loopholes, and it would seem valid under the "if it works on my machine it's good enough" sorta-rule
 
12:43 PM
Hello.
 
@MartinBüttner If only Mario turned around when he hit a wall, I'd have 14. But currently, 15
 
Where is everyone?
 
@Mauris Good question... another example is the shortest "C++" program is usually extern "C" + the shortest C program.
 
1:01 PM
@VoteToClose btw just a customary sort of thing, but if you ever post an answer which uses features introduced after the challenge started, it's best to make a note of that in your answer
(this is for 2spooky)
 
1:22 PM
@Sp3000 Oh! I thought that was put out after Z was fixed, I'll change it. Whoops.
 
No worries - it's not that big of a deal but it's just nice to know :)
 
Yeah - I've decided that the multi-stack feature won't be used much in golfing.
Except for 99 bottles. :D
I was so waiting for @quartata to post that 99 bottles challenge. ;c Oh well.
 
1:41 PM
***VoteToClose has summoned me..
30 rep away from mortarboarding :D
 
Already?
 
Yes.
The secret I guess is post first and post a lot
 
not really a secret
 
I didn't know!
 
Damn, son, where'd you get that rep?
 
1:47 PM
vitsy is tata's dad?
 
Cheaty quine and spoopy arms race
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Christian IrwanGenerate Toothpick Sequence code-golfascii-art What is Toothpick Sequence? According to Wikipedia In geometry, the toothpick sequence is a sequence of 2-dimensional patterns which can be formed by repeatedly adding line segments ("toothpicks") to the previous pattern in the sequence. ...

 
Ooh toothpicks I love toothpicks
 
@quartata And include comments like this one:
> I CAN'T OUTGOLF DENNIS HELP
 
@Sp3000 11 now
 
1:50 PM
Nice :) works with NULs?
 
haven't tried but I don't see why not
 
@quartata Or this one, from my highest voted code golf answer:
> The best way to make kittens is to use actual cats.
 
Cats=free rep basically
 
@Sp3000 yes works with 0. would have been odd if not because I don't have any conditionals
(like Labyrinth and Hexagony, it errors on EOF)
,<
.^
>^
==
 
You can double jump!?
 
1:57 PM
apparently
the 14 byte solution was even weirder:
 <<<
>,.^
====
 
Is this MarioLang?
 
@MartinBüttner hi.. do you have any idea how I can fix my smoothness problem?
3
any help much appreciated
 
@Lembik out of context quote of the day
 
haha
 
I thought you might enjoy it :)
 
1:58 PM
@quartata yes
 
@Lembik maybe you should shake stirr it a bit more?
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

LembikProto space invaders This is a graphical output challenge where the task is to give the shortest code per language. Task Your code should allow the user to move the following alien around the screen/window. The background should be white and the window/screen must be at least 400 pixels b...

"If I can test your code in Ubuntu I will judge whether it is moving smoothly by eye. If not, please do your best to make sure this criterion is satisfied on your machine at least. "
this is too subjective, Peter says
 
A peculiar language truly
 
how can I insist that the animation is smooth?
I don't want terrible animation :)
@Optimizer that is an option :)
 
@quartata it's really badly underspecified to be honest... I've got fairly big plans for a new language to supersede, but because of how ambitious they are it'll probably take a while before I get around to it :D
@Lembik limiting frame rate and step size sounds good
 
2:00 PM
Maybe try making SonicLang.
 
@quartata that sounds even harder :D
 
@MartinBüttner I have that the frame rate should be at least 24fps
 
KoopaLang is the best
 
not sure what to put for step size
 
I think it would be faster to make
 
2:01 PM
@q No I want to stick to the Mario theme, but want to a) include a lot more features from the game and b) make a solid spec (with a working reference implementation) for it.
 
Cool, cool.
 
@Lembik I think it's fine. Who said it wasn't, and why?
 
@MartinBüttner Peter Taylor said it failed an objectivity test
 
@VoteToClose So what was the result regarding infinite input streams in Vitsy?
 
(I was kidding about the sonic one btw)
 
2:03 PM
@Lembik was that before or after you required 24 fps and 2-5 seconds for traversing the view port?
@quartata the idea is intriguing though :P
 
@MartinBüttner no.. it is for the current version
he didn't like "If I can test your code in Ubuntu I will judge whether it is moving smoothly by eye. If not, please do your best to make sure this criterion is satisfied on your machine at least. "
his comment is somewhere above
I am trying to find it
 
If you do make MarioLang2, an interpreter with a visualization would be really.cool
 
@Lembik oh right, I didn't see that. yeah I don't like it either.
just remove it.
 
It would be fun and make it not impossible to debug
 
@quartata did I mention my plans were ambitious? :P
 
2:04 PM
@MartinBüttner Not possible - the way that Vitsy pulls in information doesn't use an input stream, but gathering the arguments.
 
Yes. Yes you did.
 
@MartinBüttner removed.. I suppose strictly they could have a silly step size now?
 
@quartata so yes, being able to do that is one of the design goals.
 
@MartinBüttner that seems to be the last problem
 
@quartata LuigiLang, surely?
 
2:05 PM
Don't forget about the sound effects :P
 
@Lembik require a uniform movement rate, either per frame or per second
@PeterTaylor actually, the working title is Super Mario Lang
 
@MartinBüttner is "It should also move smoothly with no visible flickering or stuttering" still OK or does that have to go too?
 
@PeterTaylor It isn't the year of luigi anymore go home
 
@MartinBüttner couldn't uniform be one movement every 48 frames?
 
@Lembik seems useless if you have hard numbers for the frame rate and velocity
@Lembik doesn't seem very uniform if every 48th frame is different from the others :P
 
2:07 PM
@MartinBüttner in the old days you used to have to use double buffering to make things looks smooth
 
you still do
 
so it's there just for that
@MartinBüttner ok I will add that the sprite should move at a uniform rate
 
@Lembik also could redraw before clearing the old sprites for a motion blur effect almost
 
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A: Boo! A Halloween Code Golf Challenge

VoteToCloseVitsy, 21 Bytes Note that z and Z were edited today, but not for this challenge. I1-R1+\i" ~OOB~ "zZ I1- Get the length of the input, minus 1 R Push a random number from 0 to the top item of the stack. 1+ Add one to it - this is now a ran...

Boo. :D
 
@Lembik No: vsync
 
2:09 PM
Ahh!
 
(Unless, of course, you had a computer which was inferior to the mighty Amiga)
 
CRT days :)
 
good morning
 
ok I hope the most recent version is OK now
 
Hi Doc.
 
2:10 PM
@PeterTaylor all computers are inferior to the Amiga!
please tell me if it still has problems
(except the ZX81 which is in a class of its own)
 
@Lembik Its biggest problem is that Commodore went bust.
 
Oh, wait, I actually only used 19 bytes, not 21. o-o
9 + 10 = 19, not 21.
2
 
@PeterTaylor sad days :(
watching this rotating pixel is going to kill me :)
remind me to make something visible next time
(new webgl answer)
only perl, C and C++ of the sensible popular languages to go.. assuming you don't think Pascal or VB or Objective-C are sensible
 
should I get subwoofers or hak5 gear for my birthday? it's a tough decision
 
is it really that painful in C/C++ ?
@TheDoctor do you have neighbors?
 
2:19 PM
no, for my car. home system is already painfully loud :P
 
@TheDoctor :)
I would go for hak5 gear
 
@TheDoctor just posted a challenge :)
 
3, 2, 1...
Oh. Well. That didn't work.
Curse you 17 minute delay NewMainPosts!
 
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Q: Proto space invaders

LembikProto space invaders This is a graphical output challenge where the task is to give the shortest code per language. Task Your code should allow the user to move the following alien around the screen/window. The background should be white and the window/screen must be at least 400 pixels b...

 
2:29 PM
...
 
@VoteToClose you were close .. the fuse was just a bit long
 
I don't get these comments!
what does that mean?
 
Click on the tag. :P
 
I did
but are you saying you designed the pause carefully?
@MartinBüttner thanks.. I forgot the animation tag
 
2:32 PM
No, I'm saying that the delay is designed to be too long.
 
ok
 
(although it really hasn't.)
 
@Sp3000 btw, I found an 11-byte solution with elevators that works as intended by the language design
 
:) nice
 
@trichoplax just saw codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/34964/9206 it's really great!
 
2:38 PM
16 hours ago, by VoteToClose
> ...I'm... I'm beating CJam! (shouts over) Mom! Look, ma, I deed it!
I deed it again. c: My language is becoming useful!
 
Sample size too small
 
@Lembik first
 
@VoteToClose Are you coming to play Minecraft on the PPCG server?
 
@TheDoctor thanks!!
@TheDoctor do you understand "do we have to include the pixel errors (i guess?) from the picture"?
what pixel errors are they talking about?
 
maybe the picture isn't easy to draw?
 
2:50 PM
@mınxomaτ hi... I don't understand your comment sorry
what is the problem with using the image I provided?
@TheDoctor oh he/she doesn't just want to read it in?
 
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος I'm going to take pictures for my church, then go out for Halloweenie things.
 
@Lembik There is no problem, but if you look closely at the pic it has single black pixel scattered across the top right corners, but only some corners, so I guess it isnt intentional.
 
@mınxomaτ oh!
if you can make a fixed one quickly I will put it in instead
in general you can just load it from a file though
is that no good?
 
What is a challenge tag related to class diagrams?
and something else?
 
2:55 PM
@VoteToClose What do you mean? UML?
 
@PeterTaylor Yes. :D
 
@Lembik (an attempt was made)
 

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