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9:00 PM
It's okay, I don't expect anyone else to have a bookmark folder with links to these ;)
 
You have that? That's genius.
 
Hmm. I get 86144 for 5x4. Have to check that.
 
Each time I have to think about it and do a meta search with is:question or is:answer and text that I vaguely remember.
 
Sep 19 at 22:46, by Martin Büttner
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@MartinBüttner As I said, genius.
 
9:08 PM
@MartinBüttner seems legit
 
`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]\ASDFGHJKL;'
sorry testing something
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You should be sorry. This offends my people.
 
._. I'm sorry to the citizens of the blackbird country.
 
@Zgarb wut happened to ur avatar bb
 
So how exactly should bytes be counted for APL?
 
9:10 PM
One character = one byte per the APL codepage
 
@AlexA. It's the spooky Halloween version.
 
oooOOOOOoOOOOOoooOoooOOOOooOOooOOoooo
Quick @NinjaBearMonkey, make your avatar Halloween themed!
@DigitalTrauma For Halloween you should change your green +1 to a red -1.
 
or orange
 
Orange you glad we're here to help?
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. What would the spooky version of your avatar be?
 
Anonymous
9:12 PM
@AlexA. (flagged as offensive)
 
@AlexA. I'd have to get a screengrab of an actual downvote - I never get any of those ;-)
 
@Mego ಠ_ಠ
 
Anonymous
@DigitalTrauma I can help
 
@DigitalTrauma Oh really? Brb...
 
9:13 PM
@Mego see star board
 
Anonymous
lolol
 
@MartinBüttner hahaha wtf is this
 
@DigitalTrauma Red -1 notifications don't even exist actually.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies It appears to no longer be on the starboard.
 
@AlexA. first google hit for "prehistoric bird"
 
9:14 PM
Excellent.
 
Anonymous
It's off the starboard, so I didn't feel bad about blatantly copying Dennis's joke
 
Anonymous
I wouldn't feel bad anyway tbh
 
VTC as dupe of Dennis' comment
 
Why did this +/?6 6<4 output a decimal
I don't even what
 
What were you expecting?
 
Anonymous
9:15 PM
Chat would be a lot more dead if we deleted comments for referencing older jokes
 
It should be 0 or 1 at least...
 
That is not true.
 
I mean I didn't expect the RIGHT output but this was strange
Oh wait a second
 
@quartata If I remember correctly, ?0 gives a random float in [0,1].
 
4>+/?6 6
Got it
Got it mixed up
Jeez I'm not sure I'm cut out for this APL stuff
 
9:18 PM
random discussion point...
 
How do I do a simple if statement?
 
@quartata You don't
(Seriously)
 
why do some users always put exclamation marks at the end of their challenge titles?
 
Well I'm making this craps challenge (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craps#Rules_of_play) and I wanted to make an APL answer since it has the ? operator
 
Anonymous
9:19 PM
@AlexA. what am I looking at
 
Anonymous
Oh
 
Anonymous
Birds
 
@DigitalTrauma Either to make it sound exciting or to make me crazy.
 
Anonymous
Excellent
 
Hi guys
 
9:19 PM
@AlexA. does it really work?
 
Anonymous
quick run he's here
 
I mean the "make it exciting" part?
 
@DigitalTrauma Well, it doesn't make it exciting, but it makes me crazy.
 
I'm sure the "make me crazy" part works
 
But I'm already crazy so that has very little effect.
2
 
9:20 PM
But I can't even program the come-out round
So this sucks
 
2 hours ago, by Calvin's Hobbies
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@quartata Do you know how to make a function?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Just finished lunch now I'm hungry thanks
@Zgarb Yes of course
{} and
 
@Zgarb You need at least three characters of a user's name to ping.
@quartata <-?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies doesn't look like a particularly wise geek to me
 
9:21 PM
@AlexA. I was too lazy to type in the actual char
Fixed it
 
{<condition>:<if true>diamond<if false>}
 
At least in Dyalog, {cond:true⋄false}
Ninja'd
 
Ninja'd
Oh you ninja'd my ninja
Metaninja
 
Why does that work?
 
Rank-2 ninja
 
9:22 PM
I thought diamond was just like a semicolon
 
Special syntax.
 
@quartata Think of it like an APL ternary
Kind of
 
geek: 4.
a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.
 
@AlexA. I get that, but why?
 
9:23 PM
45 secs ago, by Zgarb
Special syntax.
 
I see
And is logical or right?
 
Yes
 
@DigitalTrauma They don't do that at my best buy
And you should be red -1
 
Geek Squad shows up at your door and just bites the heads off of a bunch of chickens in your living room and leaves
13 mins ago, by Alex A.
@DigitalTrauma For Halloween you should change your green +1 to a red -1.
 
@AlexA. I golfed it
 
9:25 PM
a←+/?6 6⋄{a<4∨a=12:fooey⋄fooey} Does this work the way I think it does?
So it'll activate the first fooey if the roll was less than 4 or equal to 12 and the other one otherwise?
 
Not quite
 
Anonymous
What I'm getting out of the unusable challenge is that most languages can be restored from completely broken
 
@AlexA. :(
 
a<4∨a=12 won't evaluate correctly
 
@AlexA. Awhhh
I thought I finally had figured this out
What do I have to do instead?
 
Anonymous
9:26 PM
Except Javascript
 
@AlexA. I'll have to brush up on my mspaint skills
 
@quartata (a<4)∨(a=12) should work
 
@AlexA. I'm not a graphic designer, you know
 
@DigitalTrauma I can do it for you if you want!
I'm a web designer :D
 
Spider?
 
Anonymous
9:28 PM
I've got GIMP, it'll take about 5 seconds
 
full size original here
I know its easy, but I really am that lazy
 
9:30 PM
Done in MS Paint. ^_^
 
Oh I can see that.
 
@El'endiaStarman weird freaky green outline to the -1
 
Scale it back down though and it won't be particularly noticeable.
 
@El'endiaStarman ugy edges
 
...
Guys. MS Paint. It can't flood-fill anti-aliasing.
 
I have standards, you know
<PPCG chat goes quiet for a minute>
 
Use paint.net and change the hue
 
@quartata {(x<4)∨12=x←+/?2⍴6:'True'⋄'False'} would work
@DigitalTrauma We're trying to figure out whether you actually have standards.
 
@AlexA. Its a plot-point that is left for readers to decide
 
9:34 PM
The plot thickens
 
@AlexA. Is that shorter?
 
@quartata Than what? Probably yes.
 
Strange, putting in a←+/?6 6⋄{(a<4)∨(a=12):'True'⋄'False'} into TryAPL just outputs that
I'll try yours then.
 
Huh that did it too
What
 
9:37 PM
 
@El'endiaStarman -1, too dark
 
All I did was change the hue...
 
Boring one:
 
@quartata You aren't "calling" the ternary. It's technically a function, so it needs a right argument even if the argument doesn't do anything. So {(x<4)∨12=x←+/?2⍴6:'True'⋄'False'} 4 would call it.
(Even though in this case 4 is a noop)
@Calvin'sHobbies +1, what I was expecting
 
I like the half+
 
9:39 PM
no magic internet points for guessing the font
 
@DigitalTrauma Kindergarten downvote
 
@DigitalTrauma COMIC SANS
AHHH
 
@El'endiaStarman -1, too dark
 
@quartata nailed it
 
9:40 PM
@AlexA. The green for the +1 isn't as bright as can be either.
But if you insist...
 
LOL, what on earth is going on?
 
@El'endiaStarman I do
 
New rule, and I'm sure the mods will agree: Anyone who uses Comic Sans and its variants shall be exiled. Forevah!
 
@ETHproductions Don't worry about it
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No. bans Conor for suggesting that
 
@El'endiaStarman -1, too bright
 
@AlexA. OH NOES
 
9:41 PM
I think it works but it is difficult to tell since it is random
 
@quartata Yes
@quartata Yes
 
Anonymous
Calvin's looks 1000% better than mine
 
It keeps outputting false
 
Maybe I'm just really lucky
 
9:42 PM
@Calvin: That looks pretty good.
 
Anonymous
 
@Calvin'sHobbies oo thats good
 
Oh just outputted true
Looks good
 
I'm sad: my new photo hasn't shown up yet.
 
Anonymous
The antialiasing on mine messed up at the bottom of the "-"
 
9:42 PM
@quartata Less than 4 or equal to 12 isn't as likely as not that.
 
@El'endiaStarman, will leave my program running overnight, but

2x2: 24 solution(s)
3x2: 112 solution(s)
3x3: 376 solution(s)
4x2: 768 solution(s)
4x3: 2160 solution(s)
4x4: 20352 solution(s)
5x2: 5376 solution(s)
5x3: 5904 solution(s)
5x4: 86144 solution(s)
5x5: 51840 solution(s)
6x2: 64512 solution(s)
6x3: 56736 solution(s)
6x4: 1628352 solution(s)
 
@AlexA. Yeah..
 
Anonymous
But I think Calvin has us all beat
 
@PeterTaylor I feel like the "(s)" was entirely unnecessary, but cool!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Sure you updated it? It should show outside of chat at least.
 
9:44 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies,
K
L I
I E L
S L I T
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I'm pretty sure, though I'll try again.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Did you change it on PPCG or network-wide? I refreshed your chat profile from its parent profile, but since yours is Stack Overflow, unless you changed your avatar on SO it won't show up in chat.
 
@AlexA. I dunno. How might I upload it, again? :.:
 
@PeterTaylor Words need to be distinct
 
Alright I think I've finally got the come-out round down
Probably can be golfed more
Is there a way to take input in APL aside from via a function?
 
9:47 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Maybe go to your SO profile and hit edit and reupload there
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I thought the idea was to make it look scary
 
@quartata Yes but you can't do it on TryAPL.
 
@DigitalTrauma I have one that makes it look scarier >:D
 
@AlexA. What's the char?
 
Anonymous
There, I changed my avatar to a halloween version
 
Anonymous
9:48 PM
Now it just needs to load
 
@Mego Loaded on my screen
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ really? Its hard to imagine anything scarier than comic sans
 
Anonymous
Just did for me too
 
@Calvin'sHobbies thanks
@DigitalTrauma I used Times New Roman >:D >:D
 
Anonymous
9:50 PM
Lucida Console or gtfo
 
Uh-oh I just got a 7 but it didn't say it was a natural
Huh
 
Alright, my profile has been updated :D
 
Oh I had an and instead of an or
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Did you select copy to all networks?
 
Anonymous
I can see it on your SO profile but not here
 
9:51 PM
@Mego No, but it's showing up anyhow
 
@quartata for evaluated input, for raw input.
 
Anonymous
Yeah, I see it there
 
@AlexA. I see
 
Anonymous
Chat finally changed
 
9:52 PM
I just refreshed his profile from SO
 
Err. More dumb questions incoming
 
Anonymous
@quartata your turn for spooky avatar
 
Just changed for me as well.
 
@Mego I already did mine
 
9:52 PM
@quartata "Incoming" is one word :P
 
So anyone like my "addition" ? ^_^
 
Anonymous
GOL is spooky?
 
@AlexA. My keyboard is breaking down stop it
@Mego It's the inversion of my standard avatar
So it is "relatively" spooky
 
@Mego The inverse of the Game of Life is the Game of Thrones.
 
Anonymous
Oh right isn't your normal avatar black on white?
 
9:53 PM
Yes
 
Anonymous
Then it's your turn @AlexA.
 
So for the point round I basically have to roll dice until it reaches 7 (lose) or the point (win)
 
@quartata What are you doing? Is this a challenge?
 
So in order to while loop I use right?
 
@Mego I'll get to it eventually
 
9:54 PM
@AlexA. It's something I'm just making for fun
I may post it as a challenge
It's a game of craps
Craps is a dice game in which the players make wagers on the outcome of the roll, or a series of rolls, of a pair of dice. Players may wager money against each other (playing "street craps", also known as "shooting dice" or "rolling dice") or a bank (playing "casino craps", also known as "table craps", or often just "craps"). Because it requires little equipment, "street craps" can be played in informal settings. == HistoryEdit == Craps developed from a simplification of the early English game of "hazard". Its origins are complex and may date to the Crusades, later being influenced by Fre...
 
@quartata You could, yeah. That's recurse.
 
Just getting ready for @Sp3:
 
@quartata Oh crap.
 
Alright
 
9:55 PM
Is it the time of the year to change Avatars? o-o
 
Yes, for the upcoming Day of the Dead Avatars
 
Yeah, it's halloweeeeeeen
 
Ah, I see.
 
Crappy Halloweeners
 
You know, as soon as I get on here, anything else I could do stops seeming like a good idea.
4
 
9:57 PM
Crap I just hit an arrow key and lost all my work on tryapl
 
@quartata roflcopter
 
@Alex "Rolling On the Laughing Floor"?
 
I wish there was a way to invalidate upvotes on broken or non-rule-abiding posts. :/
@ETHproductions Rambling On, Loudly Farting
 
Is there a way to end an APL program prematurely?
 
9:59 PM
@quartata No
 
It's the only way I see getting this working...
Darn.
 
Something happened to my roblox swordpack :(
Had to buy the new version
 
Basically, the answer to any "can I do this usual programming thing in APL?" question is "No."
 
Because see I need to check to see if a dice roll is equal to 7 and if it is terminate, otherwise check to see if it is equal to x if so terminate. Otherwise roll again.
The problem is is that using the Del operator will start the ternary operator again
 
You'd need to reformulate your logic to use APL effectively for this.
 
10:01 PM
Huh
Why is this throwing a value error
This is quickly turning into spaghetti code
I'm starting to regret this
 
It thinks you're trying to use x as the left input to a dyadic function when in fact the "function" is a ternary and doesn't take a left argument.
@quartata Yeah, not a good use case for APL IMO.
 
OK so it needs a diamond there
 
S
E H
W O O
N E R D
 
Could I borrow your spaghetti code? I'm getting hungry.
 
10:05 PM
I thought of something
 
Yum, new esolang for dinner :)
 
Anonymous
That language looked relatively sane until I got to the gotos
 
@quartata That's dangerous. It's best not to think. You know, for your own safety.
 
B
R E
O U T
W H O A
 
10:07 PM
{(x<4)∨12=x←+/?2⍴6:'Crapped out: 'x⋄{x=7∨x=11:'Natural: 'x⋄'Point: 'x⋄{(y=x)∧(y=7)y←+/?2⍴6:{y=7:'No Pass'⋄'Pass'}0⋄∇}0}0}0 This is what I currently have
Oh I see where I went wrong
 
Ok
 
@PeterTaylor Nice
You need to change
6
 
I got an 11 as a role and it said Point: 11 for some reason
x=7∨x=11 < why no worky
Does it need to be 11=x?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies You don't love me for who I am now?
 
Anonymous
10:08 PM
Of course not
 
Oh. :(
 
@AlexA. Don't listen to them you're fine
 
@quartata Because of how APL evaluates.
 
?
 
(x=7)∨x=11 would work
You have to think from right to left in APL.
 
10:10 PM
Just like reading Chinese
OK I can do this
But why is it that regardless of the dice roll I don't get a Pass or a No Pass message?
 
It sees 7∨ (or 7) before it sees x=7.
 
@AlexA. I see
 
But x=11 has already been evaluated by the time it sees the or.
 
Does APL short circuit on ors?
 
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't think so
 
10:11 PM
Ah OK
So why doesn't a Pass or No Pass message occur here?
 
@quartata r u chinese
 
Is that function not getting called?
 
Have you ever had a time when you try four slightly different methods to do the same task and they all turn out the same length?
 
@AlexA. No
@ETHproductions Yes
 
I am right now >:(
 
10:13 PM
And then you post one of them and five minutes later someone points out another method that saves a byte
 
@ETHproductions What's worse is coming up with a much cooler, more clever solution and having it be longer than what you already have. :/
 
Story of code golf
 
@AlexA. True, so true.
Oh yes, one more modification and I can finally golf off a set a parentheses \o/
 
Woot
 
Does having the diamond between x and the pass/no pass ternary cause it not to get called for some reason
My head really hurts right now
 
10:14 PM
has my new avatar shown up for anybody yet
 
Yeah it has
 
I think I still see your old one
 
It should be orange
 
Oh then nevermind I still see the old one
 
I guess I forgot to save changes...
 
10:17 PM
Oh no nothing's work helllppppppp
 
APL is wierd.
 
I just want it to print out "Point: " x and THEN call the ternary
For the point round
 
10:29 PM
Almost got it working now.
It throws a syntax error at the recursion part and it doesn't print out the "Point: " part
 
10:45 PM
@AlexA.
 
@flawr Wow that's really spooky
 
o_o
@PeterTaylor To confirm, these are for-certain values? That is, your program is working on the next values?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I was just wondering if you were including downvotes - it doesn't really matter. Downvotes are important though :)
 
@trichoplax Oh, I don't think I am. ^_^
 
I was kind of joking anyway - I don't think there is a downvote limit apart from the ones that lose you rep would use up all your rep if you went really overboard
 
10:53 PM
That's some serious downing.
 
And it would take you a while to do that in a way that SE's algorithms don't catch.
 
Indeed
Unless you had 126 rep
 
"HAHA! I can downvote now! downvotes Oh, not anymore. :( "
 
Hmm. Should I change my picture too to match the trend?
 
Every so often I try to downvote something on Physics and then remember I only have 123 rep
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Definitely
 
10:55 PM
Oooh, spooky turtle.
 
Why is that getting starred??
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
It's possible to change one's profile picture on only one site, right?
 
@Doorknob I was amazed it turned out so well just by inverting the colours
 
@El'endiaStarman Yep.
 
10:56 PM
Hmm. Seeing as I have always used fractals as my image... would this do?
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE TOO scary
 
Anonymous
I'm scared
 
Heheheh...
And SE images are 1x1, yes?
(square)?
 
1x1.000000001
 
Anonymous
10:59 PM
@Geobits So 1x1
 
Great.
 

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