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6:00 PM
he gets happy when people do that
 
Not he. She is a female robot.
>_>
 
who she?
 
Alexa
 
:/
I am not enjoying this conversation.
 
How short can you get to 10 using only 1()+-*^? (1+1)*(1+1+1+1+1)?
 
6:02 PM
11-1
 
Loophole
 
Number of ones or number of operations or number of chars?
 
@Geobits Number of chars
 
lol alex
 
(1+1+1)^(1+1)+1 maybe?
 
6:04 PM
10 is 10 in decimals
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Recursion has the word recursion right inside of it!
 
@randomra How did your interview go?
 
@AlexA. Thanks. I forgot to add that when I introduced trains.
 
Add what
 
6:05 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I Googled "1 mule in feet" because typo and I got this...
in SE Diplomacy, 19 hours ago, by Air
@Doorknob Ahh, good old 'sup son in SE chat... I'm not sure I've seen one yet with all its arms and no edit icon
 
@AlexA. there was more about what should I do there, than testing my knowledge, so I gonna say quite well (so maybe my CV was good :))
 
@Doorknob alex did it right up there
 
and thanks for asking :)
 
@Doorknob What the actual fuck
 
6:07 PM
Do we not have a 1()+-*^ question already? We should.
 
@Doorknob Also, what were you trying to type that ended up with the typo "1 mule in feet"?
 
mile
5280
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Correct
 
yeah I can never remember 5280 :P
 
There are a ton of similar ones over at Puzzling if you want non-programmy answers.
 
6:08 PM
@Doorknob Because the US uses a terrible system based on nonsense.
 
this is true
 
@AlexA. Blame the Brits :P
 
@Geobits Oh believe me, I do. I do.
@randomra That's great! Have you heard back from them or did they give you a timeline of when you might hear back?
 
@AlexA. they get back to me in 2 weeks
 
@Doorknob Just remember that it's the last composite before 5281
 
6:11 PM
@randomra Not bad. Going to put out other applications in the meantime?
@Calvin'sHobbies 5281 is not a prime
 
Or that it's 1760 yards. Much easier.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Ok, now how do I remember 5281? (one more than the number of feet in a mile :P)
 
@AlexA. That wouldn't make his statement less true.
 
@AlexA. I have another one planned
 
6:12 PM
@Geobits But it's divide by 1 to maek number
 
@AlexA. "Dyalog"
 
@Dennis Did I edit that into one of your posts?
 
they code in Haxe, I just checked it out
never heard of it
 
:24829695 1 and 5281
 
@AlexA. No, I mean even if 5281 wasn't prime, 5280 is still the last composite before 5281.
 
6:13 PM
@randomra I've heard the name but I don't know why
 
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A: Arbitrary Clock Time Calculator

DennisDyalog APL, 9 7 5 bytes ⌽⊤⍨∘⌽ Verify all test cases at once on TryAPL.

 
@Geobits No, there is infiniti number between 5281 and 5280
 
But only one composite number in [5280,5281)
 
@Alexa what's a composite number?
 
6:14 PM
thats on like pie where lot of deminal
 
stahp juicin avocad
 
@Dennis I corrected the spelling of "try."
 
@Doorknob This was my plan all along - next time you forget the number you'll probably remember this conversation.
 
@Geobits kent stop trollin
 
stahp*
 
6:15 PM
@AlexA. Time to go home...
 
STAP WHAAT, DOOORNOB?
@Dennis hahahaha
 
it's not stop or stap
it's stahp
 
NPO
(that was an actual mistake, the "P" was unintentional)
(but it's growing on me)
 
Nigerian Prince Offer
 
o like doorbell
 
6:17 PM
A guy actually called me Doorbell once during SO elections. :D
 
he gos on dosa forem and say he move mony from nigeria
@Doorknob standing ovation
 
Doordong is better
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ಠ_ಠ
 
@Doorknob You should change your avatar to a spooky doorknob for Halloween.
 
@Dennis Wow that is impressive
 
6:20 PM
@quartata Everything Dennis does is impressive.
 
@AlexA. hao duz maek spoopy
 
@AlexA. Right, but this was especially impressive.
 
(oh no, Alex's spelling is starting to rub off on me >.>)
 
@Doorknob Invert colors
 
ok
 
6:20 PM
@Doorknob Sppoop up yr knob
 
Please give a warm welcome to our mods, everyone!
 
@Doorknob er melp hao do i maek spoopy go spoopy saem tim a errrrrrrrrrr
 
That's actually pretty cool inverted
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Beta DecayBeta's Fractal code-golf ascii-art kolmogorov-complexity Challenge Given a integer n via STDIN, output Beta's fractal at level n. Beta's Fractal The fractal starts off at level 0 with a single x: x Then, the following shapes are added to each corner at level 1: x x xx xx x xx xx x x ...

 
6:22 PM
@Geobits TFW you realize the people saying super dumb shit in chat are actually site moderators.
 
@quartata It's pretty short and neat, but the magic here is mostly Dyalog's, not mine.
 
@AlexA. "Hey mods can you ban this guy?" "..."
 
TFW I remember that I'm a site moderator
 
>tfw tfw
 
@Beta Why kolmo tag?
 
6:23 PM
Whoops
 
TIL I'm a site motereter
 
@AlexA. dat means u got da powers of lolkats to bin every1 and 1!!!!!
 
Can mods ban themselves?
 
I don't even know what I'm saying right now
@BetaDecay Yes.
 
@quartata This is the truth.
@BetaDecay No.
 
6:24 PM
@AlexA. Really? Huh
 
@AlexA. You could step down.
 
If a mod ban is unstoppable, and a mod is unmovable...
 
(hint....)
 
@AlexA. Because that's one of said solutions I'm not happy with. ;)
 
I thought that's how Doorknob broke his PPCG addiction
That and transferring his addiction over to NetHack
 
6:25 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies :(
 
Alright, my avatar's all spooky and stuff now. Refresh the chat page to see it :P
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(thanks @Calvin'sHobbies)
 
No refresh required.
 
I didn't need to refresh it to see it. Huh
 
I did
 
I feel like I should spookify my avatar
Do I have GIMP on this computer?
 
6:26 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Do you really think I should?
 
@Dennis damn 2-char J instructions: #:~&.|. (7 chars, 4 instructions)
 
I'm not sure mine gets scarier when inverted...
 
@quartata This is not a question we can answer for you.
 
@AlexA. It was more me talking to myself
I do that a lot
 
@AlexA. No
 
6:26 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Ok
 
@quartata Put some aliens on your spaceship
 
@randomra Speaking of J. Are you following the "mystery string" contest?
 
Wait, it's a glider, not a lwss
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Lwss? Is that Welsh?
translate: lwss
(from English) lwss
 
light weight space ship, I think
 
6:29 PM
You'd have a easy time spookifying yours. I'm sure I've seen Hobbes mauling people :D
 
@Dennis somewhat, is there a J entry?
 
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

DennisJ 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 ...

 
> Random soups will emit one LWSS for approximately every 615 gliders
 
0
A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

DennisJ 0 0 0 0 1 9 495 1287 3003 6435 12870 24310 43758 0 0 0 0 45 165 Range ≤ 8

 
6:30 PM
@AlexA. soup is tasty
 
Or maybe some mutant snow goons.
 
@Dennis I will be on it tomorrow
 
@Geobits mutant killer snow goons
 
@Doorknob You should add spooky Halloween themed commands to Snowman
 
@randomra No, no, no. I'm telling you so you stay away. :P
 
6:31 PM
Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons it seems.
 
@Dennis you have chosen the wrong method for that :)
 
Dennis stop it the contest is over you won
 
Can one of you mods help me see if my new avatar is lame or not? ;)
 
@BetaDecay Yes it is, you don't need us to tell you that
 
Just a sec.
 
6:33 PM
Refreshified your chat profile.
 
Ok
 
@Dennis APL doesn't have a dual-like construct?
 
Me too
 
Amazing artistic talent
 
6:34 PM
@randomra What's that?
 
WHAT IS THAT OH
 
@Doorknob Me too. :P
Mod overflow.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies It looks like one of those red haired dolls
Or like someone dumbed spaghetti on Beta
 
It looks like a sea anemone.
 
It looks like crap.
 
6:35 PM
@Dennis y f[dual]g x = g^-1 (g x) f (g y) jsoftware.com/help/dictionary/d631.htm
 
I'm not a fan. How am I supposed to spookify mine if you turned yours into a blue circle with white interior??
 
@Geobits Turn yours upside down.
 
@Geobits make it into an upvote icon, that'd be really scary
 
Ninja'd
 
triple orange vegetable
 
6:36 PM
Carrot cake frozen yogurt
 
So we're all in agreement that upvotes are scarier than downvotes? I like this new world.
 
It's just that seeing @Geobits with an upvote icon, of all people, would be extra-spooky. Like the whole world has been turned upside down.
 
I like my interpretation better, so I'm going to stick with that.
 
sure :P
 
> so I'm
 
6:37 PM
We should introduce stars as additional rating for the questions/answers.
 
@flawr How would that work?
 
@AlexA. ?
 
Same as in chat here?
 
You mean the "favorite" star? :P
 
@flawr So you get stars, upvotes, and downvotes?
 
6:38 PM
@Doorknob It's as good as @Phi's, don't you think? ;)
 
Perhaps not only just 'stars' but upstars and downstars?
 
@Geobits To be fair, I have seen support (mostly on SO) for favoriting answers in addition to the current ability to favorite questions.
 
No, I just meant that stars are already there, albeit not the same as chat stars. I star questions from time to time.
 
@randomra This shows how to implement it, so it doesn't seem to exist out of the box. In Dyalog, at least.
 
> out of
> not the
> but
 
6:40 PM
Did someone break Alex? He keeps stuttering.
 
What is @Alexa doing? O_o
 
giwhat
 
Oh, yea. Voice recognition might be shaky due to poor connection.
 
@Alexa? Hey, that works. :P
 
@Dennis I see, it's a fun feature sometimes
 
6:41 PM
Also, why did someone star "ok"?
 
@Dennis It is not an approved method of pinging me. |:[
@Doorknob Why does anyone star anything?
 
@Alexa It works really well though.
 
@randomra It certainly would have been useful for the time challenge.
 
@Geobits FTFY
 
You are now @Alexa from now on
 
6:42 PM
@AlexA. Don't edit my messages :(
 
@BetaDecay No, dammit.
@Geobits Edited for offensive content.
 
There we go
Except it didn't update lol
 
@AlexA. I know someone IRL called Alex[a] who's exactly like you
 
Did that work?
 
6:44 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies Bagpuss?
 
Nice Hobbes :D
 
@BetaDecay Scuse me?
 
@Geobits I believe they're called "hobbies."
 
Ah. Much better
 
@quartata Refreshed your chat profile for you. :P
 
6:44 PM
Thanks
 
@AlexA. Yep, and that hobby is named Hobbes :P
 
@Calvin'sHobbies google.co.uk/…
Your profile looks like him
 
@BetaDecay Except female, I assume.
 
Bagpuss < Hobbes
 
@BetaDecay What a horrifying creature.
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6:46 PM
If anything I was going for Eeyore
 
Alright I think my avatar is sufficiently halloween
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Looks closer to xnor.
 
I have 0 art skills so this could probably be cooler
 
@AlexA. Holy crap, don't you talk about Bagpuss that way
flags as offensive
 
I'm also not a big fan of the name "Bagpuss."
 
6:48 PM
I think @Geobits 's avatar is already sufficiently terrifying (nothing scarier than a downvote)
So that just leaves @AlexA.
MAKE YOUR AVATAR SPOOPY
 
@quartata I've got an idea for mine, but it'll have to be a bit later.
 
12 mins ago, by Geobits
So we're all in agreement that upvotes are scarier than downvotes? I like this new world.
@quartata I will consider it.
 
@AlexA. Noo
 
Wait Halloween is 11 days away
I thought October just started
 
6:50 PM
It did, but that was 20 days ago.
 
What's the Halloween you speak of?
October 31st is the death date of Jimmy Jewell
 
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JArkinstallOperations of order For most (hopefully all) of us, there was a point in our childhood when we were faced with a revelation: $$a \times b + c = (a \times b) + c \neq a \times (b + c).$$ We learned that there exists something called the "order of operations". This order of operations is a very im...

 
Alex's spooky version avatar:
user image
3
 
It's a corpse! :O
 
6:54 PM
of corpse
 
@Optimizer Llamas's are edible too
 
WHAT HAVE I WALKED IN ON!?
 
Witch Hunt
@Calvin'sHobbies same as tigers
 
Oh, just that.
 
6:56 PM
Pizzalex?
 
Black bird baked into a pie!
 
Is everybody changing their user pictures for Halloween?
 
Of course
We do it at Christmas too
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes, I changed long back though
 
The red on the scarf is actually blood
 
6:57 PM
@Optimizer XD Oh, I see.
I guess I better scary up my dragon :P
 
@Calvin'sHobbies that too my own
 
Using Calvin's idea of inverting the colors. :P
 
how does mine convert?
 
@Doorknob Oh wow. Inverting the colors is terrifying XD
 

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