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10:02 PM
One that is true way too often:
> “We didn’t read half the papers we cite because they are behind a paywall”
 
^
 
> We only did 5 iterations of the experiment because the intern was distracted solving code golf challenges
 
That sounds like me. I would never do that. I have never done that before. None of my most popular answers were done like this.
 
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@aditsu No eyebrows?
 
Anonymous
10:07 PM
Be careful, don't start what you can't contain
 
@flawr ⎺___⎺
 
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Time to bounce back.
If I make not-arbitrarily chosen number printers, they get cracked. If I make them arbitrary I feel bad.
It's a lose-lose.
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It is actually kinda sad how all of my interesting cops have been cracked and my boring ones have not.
The only exception to this rule so far is the PBASIC one and that's probably because people don't know the language.
 
Anonymous
The Lua one is driving me up a wall...
 
Anonymous
I've used Lua tons, so it shouldn't be that hard to figure out
 
10:17 PM
Link?
I don't know Lua but I do know Squirrel which is close enough
When it is eligible someone needs to post a bounty for a hexagony answer on this: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/61008/…
 
Anonymous
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

Egor SkriptunoffLua, ≤ 4 Output: 9.5367431640625e-07 You need to find a string for Lua REPL which results in "1/M" constant. It is simple, but not very trivial.

 
Anonymous
10:33 PM
I've got a 5-byte answer, but I can't figure out how to do it in 4
 
5 is easy.
 
Anonymous
Yeah, 4^-10, 16^-5, or 32^-4... It's getting it down to 4 that's stumping me
 
I'm not sure math is the way to go where. I've seen that particular constant rather often when people where timing their Lua code. Maybe it's a constant of some kind.
LOL. I've golfed a byte off my C answer to a challenge and got excited because I got an upvote. It was for an answer to that challgenge, but not the C answer...
 
Anonymous
That's what I thought too, but there aren't any constants of length <=4
 
10:57 PM
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Robbers)

feersumLua <= 4, Egor Skriptunoff A lot of users were getting agitated about this answer in chat, so I must relieve them from their misery. I don't know Lua and wasn't able to test it, but I would be very surprised if this doesn't work. 4^~9 This would be pretty obvious, but probably no one got it b...

anyone can test it?
 
That doesn't work in my version of Lua, but I also need a = for the REPL to return something.
 
Do you have the latest version (5.3)?
 
No, I have 5.2.2.
 
Then it won't work--read the post.
 
Oh, it should work then.
 
Anonymous
11:07 PM
It works
 
Anonymous
Grr
 
Haha. I can't believe I was desperately searching for some obscure Lua feature, but didn't think of ~9. Nicely done, @feersum.
 
Anonymous
I didn't even think about ~, despite using it all the time in my python golfs. Good job @feersum, thank you for freeing me
 
lol
 
I checked on my laptop. It has Lua 5.2.3.
I'm constantly amazed by how openSUSE (which is considered fairly stable) has almost almost newer versions of everyday interpreters than Fedora (allegedly bleeding edge).
 
Anonymous
11:13 PM
I had to manually compile and install 5.3 on Debian
 
OK, but Debian is so far away from the bleeding edge that it's more like a bleeding dot to it...
 
Anonymous
I don't disagree :P
 
@Mego Probably you knew that Lua didn't have symbolic bitwise operators... as a non-Lua-knower, I did not have this mental block, hehe
 
Anonymous
@feersum See, I knew bitwise arithmetic was possible, but I never thought of applying it to the question. I'm gonna blame a lack of coffee.
 
Huh, I almost posted the code instead of the output in my last cop answer. Force of habit...
 
Anonymous
11:18 PM
@Dennis Yes please do that, I want to actually be able to crack one of them
 
It's a 4-byter. You still might. :P
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

DennisCJam, ≤ 4 3.724191778237173 Let's see how long this one lasts.

 
Anonymous
Yeah but it's CJam. I only know enough CJam to run the interpreter through a Python subprocess :P
 
That sounds like exactly the best knowledge to have for a 4-byter.
 
Anonymous
I mean, I definitely wasn't trying to brute-force the Lua answer, noo....
 
Four bytes shouldn't have a chance against a brute-forcer.
 
11:22 PM
I suppose one must find the correct time and memory limits to allow the solution to complete, without crashing your computer.
If the interpreter's in Java though, it limits its own memory by default so no problem there.
 
I'm still amazed this one hasn't been cracked yet:
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

DennisPyth 939524095 Range ≤ 4 Let's see how this goes...

 
Anonymous
The main issue with CJam is, unless I missed something in the docs, there's no way to run a command-line script. If there is, please let me know so I can trim a few bytes from my Seriously answer.
 
Anonymous
Also I know about the same amount of Pyth as CJam - including how to run a command-line script. Brute-force, away!
 
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Q: Golf Me An OOP!

MegoGolf Me An OOP! Two important components of object-oriented programming are inheritance and composition. Together, they allow for creating simple yet powerful class hierarchies to solve problems. Your task is to parse a series of statements about a class hierarchy, and answer questions about the...

 
@Mego What do you mean by command line script?
Run a system command from CJam?
 
Anonymous
11:37 PM
@Dennis Like python -c "print 2" or pyth.py -c "<some pyth command>"
 
Anonymous
As opposed to python somefile.py
 
I use cjam <(echo 'code') from Bash.
 
Anonymous
...why didn't I think of that? Brb shaving off like 20 bytes
 
+195 today. So close to the rep cap.
\o/ The streak continues!
If I earn 200 tomorrow, I'll have hit the rep cap for 3 straight weeks. :)
It's difficult on Sundays though...
 
Anonymous
I may or may not have just upvoted your F00F answer...
 
11:45 PM
@Dennis No need
 
That's black magic. :P
 
Not as black as whatever Jimmy's done to pi
 
Huh?
 
Interesting.
@Mego Then I am or I am not grateful you send me over the edge. :P
 
11:53 PM
Ha HA! Kept my unbroken streak of days visited!
(I went on a men's retreat.)
 
Men's retreat?
 
With other men in my church.
 
What on Earth is wrong with my internet? I double-post comments and have to try three times to upvote something...
Ah, that explains why I've never heard of it. :P
 

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