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10:02 AM
I definitely see the doodle.
 
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Q: Change permissions for files created by docker daemon service

dnivraI'm trying to change the default permissions assigned to files when created by the docker daemon by changing the default umask. The docker daemon service runs as root and creates the files with umask of root. I tried changing the umask by adding a command to /etc/init.d/docker and also passed the...

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Q: Using Grep Command Without Directory

Kevdog777Can you use the grep command without specifying a directory path afterwards? Example: $ sudo grep "filename" / I have also tried this: sudo find / -type grep -l "filename" Still no luck. Basically I am searching for where the LoadModule is specified in the Apache2 Config file. I thought ...

 
@jokerdino hhhmmm I don't :/
In Firefox or Chrome. I even did a hard refresh
famous person is famous in X, Y but not Z :/
 
go to google.com
 
kos
Not a person... a theremin. :P
 
Theremin is a person.
 
10:09 AM
> "An electronic instrument played by moving the hands near its two antennas, often used for high tremolo effects." - The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition
 
kos
But theremin (lowercase) is an instrument. :P
 
I didn't but you.
 
> deleted by Community♦ 4 secs ago
Too slow
 
kos
Ok, that's true.
 
"Serg, write a lab report - it's your turn this time, but we've saved modified code somewhere and we have not posted it to slack so you can write the actual report , so do whatever you want about it " -- my lab partners
I am so pissed . . . Now I have to just pull the ideas out of . . . you know what
 
10:18 AM
since I am alone at work ...
and sweet child of mine on the radio ...
you all should be glad the chat box has no audio option :-D
 
user136984
Is there some sort of pre-installed IRC on Ubuntu GNOME does anyone know?
 
@Rinzwind you could always put the link to youtube video :p
 
Plx
 
@Serg Morning redid the html and css code I showed you
 
@ParanoidPanda nope. irc is not pre-installed :=)
firefox might have it incorporated but I doubt it (chatzilla; looks like an addon)
 
10:20 AM
no but you can install polari and go blind
 
@HenryWHHack oh, how's that gong ?
 
@Serg Well more like started over with a new topic
 
user136984
@Rinzwind: It's fine, I'll install XChat! :)
 
<html>
<head>
<link type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" href="stylesheet.css"/>
<title>Linux</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1 align="center">Linux</h1>
<p align="center"><img src="http://techinbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/illu_reprenez-le-controle-a-l-aide-de-linux1.png" height="400" width="400"/></p>
<p align="center">Welcome to my website this is a site about linux open source and free software What is linux you may ask now linux is a open soure <strong>Operating System Kernel</strong> created in <em>5 October 1991 by Linus Trovald.</em> what is open socure open souce means you are free to
h1{
color: blue;
font-family: cursive;
font-size:50px;
}

body{
background-color: #0099e6;
}

p{
color: ;
}

a{
color: blue;
font-family:
}
still working on it!
 
user136984
Does anyone here have a good understanding of JavaScript? Or at least tell me what the difference between var and let is?
 
10:23 AM
@Rinzwind Radio 538. Nice. Me too
 
user136984
Because my JS course seems to be somewhat outdated...
 
@ParanoidPanda WHAT!!!
JS!
 
user136984
What?
 
Looks good so far @HenryWHHack keep up the good job
 
YOUR KIDDING OMG JS what's next C
 
10:26 AM
Hey ! C is an awesome language !
 
@Serg Still in dev mode
 
I do despise javascript but C is awesome
 
python+c=cython
 
Good morning :)
 
AAAARGV !!!! I SO HATE MY LAB PARTNERS RIGHT NOW
@cl-netbox hi
 
10:28 AM
@blade19899 :D
 
@ParanoidPanda @Serg : Good morning my friends ! :) How are you today ? What about your health ... better ?
 
@cl-netbox still the same - coughing
a lot
 
user136984
@HenryWHHack: I'm only learning JS to help fix a bug in gnome-shell...
 
Can I learn c online
 
@HenryWHHack yes, like any other language
 
10:30 AM
oh
 
@Serg nice to hear ! ... maybe a little bit more a lot better now ? :)
 
@cl-netbox nah, nothing better. Coughing less frequently, but still painfully. Cannot breath properly
 
If anyone here is a computer geek or nerd when I say computer you say code!
computer
 
CODEZ !
:p
I like this better: When I say "drink all the booze", you say hack all the things
 
@Serg hmmm ... I thought it had worked ... :)
 
10:37 AM
@cl-netbox heh . . . sure makes it a little better
 
@cl-netbox Why is your profile photo so EVIL?
How can a I guy on youtube say he can teach you a whole PL fake you can't learn c python or any PL in one video fake!
 
user136984
How exactly do you 'ping' somebody on IRC?
 
ugh . . . i cannot stop being pissed . . . . I am not going to microcontrollers class today . . . let those idiots f@ck with the code by themselves, because all the last 2-3 labs my partners didn't do jack-sh!t, while i'm the "coding" guy . . .
 
@ParanoidPanda Wireshark and a Terminal
 
@HenryWHHack maybe because I am the RED DEVIL ? HaHaHa ... :D
@Serg nice ! :)
 
user136984
10:44 AM
@HenryWHHack: No, I mean is there an IRC command to make them know I am talking to them?
 
@HenryWHHack nah, he is torn between BSD and Linux
 
Oh internet relay chat
 
you now the BSD mascot is red devil right ?
 
It's a hybrid image off tux and that bsd devil guy!
 
Hehe, probably
 
10:46 AM
@HenryWHHack what about your avatar ? :)
 
Nothing
 
@Serg sometimes I need some medicine as well ... )
 
I am just a bot
 
@Serg DualCore! Its been a while since I heard anything from them!
 
@HenryWHHack hmmm ... the AU RO-BOT ? :D
 
10:48 AM
They still making music?
 
a+b=b+a
 
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Q: apache2.service Failed Because the Control Process Exited with Error Code

Kevdog777I am using Ubuntu 15 64-bit: $ uname -a Linux {hostname} 4.2.0-16-generic And I have installed apache2: $ sudo apt-get install -y apache2 I have a mod_xxx.so, which I have placed into: /usr/lib/apache2/modules/. I set the permissions to 755 (rwx r-x r-x). I edited the apache2.conf: $ sudo...

 
He is the bot^
 
@blade19899 Yeah, probably. I've seen them on the defcon 22 video , so i assume they're still making it
got a youtube channel too
 
@Serg Wait you have a youtube channel?
 
10:52 AM
@HenryWHHack hehe, i was actually talking about DualCore , but yeah, i have a channel too. I just dont have anything there
I will one day
 
I have one
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Here are many ideas for Nuviante by Jironztiz on askubuntu.com
 
user136984
I figured out how to ping someone on IRC by the way... Though they don't seem to be responding...
 
@ParanoidPanda how nmap hping3?
 
11:06 AM
@ParanoidPanda try it again and again and again and they will respond >:-D
 
@ParanoidPanda JS code?
 
user136984
@Rinzwind: Yeah, I'm not sure I want to piss them off that much...
 
user136984
@HenryWHHack: /msg <nick> <message>
 
@ParanoidPanda :D
 
@ParanoidPanda Oh is the server down or is the ping blocked by a firewall?
 
kos
11:09 AM
We should have something like that... To talk behind @ParanoidPanda's back.
:P
 
user136984
:D
 
user136984
@HenryWHHack: I don't know, neither I hope... He's probably just eating or something...
 
@ParanoidPanda Oh dear!
 
Hi @kos ! :) Hi @ParanoidPanda ! :) Hi @Rinzwind ! :)
 
user136984
@cl-netbox: Hi! :)
 
11:11 AM
@ParanoidPanda How are you ?
 
@ParanoidPanda Wait your nothing hacking someone.
Are you?
 
user136984
@HenryWHHack: What? I'm just pinging someone on IRC... I don't where you get all these crazy ideas from...
 
user136984
You know, notifying them that I am talking directly to them...
 
Just asking sorry!
 
How to upload a shell script to my newly created PPA?
 
user136984
11:13 AM
@cl-netbox: Well, I'm getting better from the aftermath of the flu now... :)
 
kos
Hi @cl-netbox
 
@ParanoidPanda nice to hear ... :)
 
@ParanoidPanda so so very sorry for calling you a black hat hacker
very sorry
please don't call the mod!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Build a tablets linked with N33 Nitric Oxide by Mored1965 on askubuntu.com
 
user136984
@HenryWHHack: Seriously, you are overreacting about everything, about me contacting someone on IRC, and you calling me a hacker for no reason... :P
 
user136984
11:16 AM
Just calm down! :D
 
user136984
@HenryWHHack: Also, why do you appear to have two profiles on AU?
 
@blade19899 why don't you use git ? that's where i upload all my scripts
 
@Serg There is no package/PPA available for TrID. I'm making a ppa that downloads the latest version, and install it in your system.
 
Dear spammers: here is the ultimate medication for you: heartfully bite on our 1,2,3-trinitroxypropane tablets. This will cure all our concerns. Dead sure!
7
 
11:22 AM
@Takkat I am not a scammer!
 
@HenryWHHack you should not use these tablets then!
 
user136984
Now, I would be incredibly pleased if someone could tell me what the isGreeter variable indicates in gnome-shell.
 
@Takkat In the correct dose, nitroglycerin is actually used as heart medicament.
And I still need to raise 46 more flags to get the Marshal badge, so they could keep spamming for another few days... ;)
 
@ByteCommander it is but our tablets are made by real men. They have a much higher dose and a much more immediate effect. They are guaranteed to work. Money back if not satisfied.
 
<rant> why on earth OpenOffice and LibreOffice start with page style as Default Style ? Like duh, every beginng of the document is FIRST PAGE ! wouldn't it make sense to actually make default format a FIRST PAGE FORMAT ? </rant>
 
11:26 AM
@Takkat pfft. either way, if something can knock your heart back in to rythm, it can knock it out of rythm too.
 
Seriously launchpad help pages need to be updated:
> The easy way: FTP in Ubuntu 9.10 and newer
 
user136984
@blade19899: Now I'm starting to see what you mean by them being out-of-date...
 
@ParanoidPanda You have experience uploading .sh scripts to a ppa?
 
user136984
@blade19899: I did it a long time ago and have no real memory of it, but you need to turn it into a deb file and then you should be able to upload it.
 
user136984
What is exactly is meant by the "gdm greeter"?
 
11:35 AM
@ParanoidPanda you know what greeter is , right ?
 
thanks! lunch time!
 
the login screen
Prior to version 9 , Ubuntu was using gdm login screen. Now they use lightdm. gdm is still available though
 
user136984
@Serg: Ah, right, so the isGreeter variable would probably indicate that we are on the login screen right?
 
probably
 
user136984
@Serg: Could you just have a quick read through this bug and tell me if you think that's what the variable is for because I want to be sure...
 
user136984
11:39 AM
Would the locked screen count as a greeter too?
 
Oli
Making. Bosom. Tissue. Swell.

I don't know, Spam. When you have to run every word through the thesaurus, you have the question the point of posting your rubbish in the first place. Nobody is searching for how to swell their bosoms.
 
Maybe they plan on editing it later if the thinking is filtering initial posts instead of searching the db?
 
@ParanoidPanda So basically there's issue with accessibility menu, that's what i understand. But what exactly is the issue ? My brain isn't quite braining right now, can you explain ?
 
user136984
@Serg: I think it's because people see it and start fiddling around with the settings in it because the "person" icon makes them think it's to personalize their account, when actually it's more likely to increase zoom and give them a big cursor... :D
 
user136984
@Serg: I'm fixing a different bug, but I need to understand for it what the isGreeter variable exactly indicates.
 
user136984
11:47 AM
@Serg: I need to also understand why it has different values here:
 
user136984
    'gdm': {
        hasNotifications: true,
        isGreeter: true,
        isPrimary: true,
        unlockDialog: imports.gdm.loginDialog.LoginDialog,
        components: ['polkitAgent'],
        panel: {
            left: [],
            center: ['dateMenu'],
            right: ['a11yGreeter', 'keyboard', 'aggregateMenu'],
        },
        panelStyle: 'login-screen'
    },

    'lock-screen': {
        isLocked: true,
        isGreeter: undefined,
        unlockDialog: undefined,
        components: ['polkitAgent', 'telepathyClient'],
 
user136984
Why is it true when we have gdm, and undefined when we have locked-screen?
 
@ParanoidPanda well, gdm is obviously is greeter so it's set to true, just like i lightdm would be set to true
lock-screen is different
 
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Q: problem in installing software in m4 macroprocessor

srivaniI am getting error in installing the software m4 macro processor. I am getting the error like unable to create the subdirectory 'info'in usr/local/bin because permission denied.

 
gnome has it's own lock screen, ubuntu Unity has its own
 
user136984
11:49 AM
@Serg: Right, this is all in Ubuntu GNOME by the way, in fact that code comes from sessionMode.js in the gnome-shell project... And what exactly is a sessionMode? I assume that those things are different sorts of it...
 
@ParanoidPanda right now i am somewhat more concerned with my lab report than with Gnome, so i probably cannot help you that much
I need advice though
Money or health ?
 
user136984
@Serg: Ok, well, thanks for the help you were able to provide! :)
 
user136984
@Serg: I'd go with health, but I don't know what problems you face...
 
user136984
@Serg: By the way, is your profile picture a picture of you (I assume it is)?
 
@ParanoidPanda yes it is me. With less beard that right now . . . it's from like 2013
There you can find more beard
 
user136984
12:00 PM
Ok! :D
 
user136984
Firefox has been released, so when is it at least going to enter wily-proposed?
 
@ParanoidPanda basically i am sick right now. I can move around, but my head is still light and i cough a lot and loud. So I have choice - go to work and get money, or stay home and rest . . .kinda . . .i still need to take care of lab report
 
user136984
12:15 PM
@Serg: Ah, tricky...
 
user136984
Well, I'd stay home and rest because otherwise you might be forced by your bug to stay off work even longer if you go in and get worse...
 
Greetings everyone.
 
@HenryWHHack choose one, 1 or 0 ?
 
@Serg 9
 
you clearly don't know binary do you ? <.< @Zacharee1
 
12:30 PM
:)
11
11010101101010101000010110101111
 
33 bits. . .
I'd assume that was IEEE floating point number at first, but then . . . it has one too many bits
 
0110001110001100110110011100011111100000001
 
@HenryWHHack so 0 it is
 
@Serg completely random
 
12:32 PM
yes
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
 
a fraq it . . i'm not going anywhere today
i cannot go with this cough
and why should i feel bad ?
Other folks in the labs constantly ! Constantly take days off ! Like before a snow day EVERYBODY is sick . . . .like you all exchanged same germs or something ?
 
"""""""""
WHY
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE @
AHA
YES
@@@@@@@@
 
@@@@@@@@@@@@
 
@ParanoidPanda your British keyboard layout somehow infected my US installation :p
 
user136984
@Zacharee1: My evil plans are working! >:P
 
12:42 PM
lol
åéîøü
 
user136984
Rubs hands together in a menacing way...
 
We're doomed, pandas are taking over
 
yay
@ParanoidPanda paws*
 
@Fabby o/ Thanks for the edit.
 
@ParanoidPanda <3 <3 <3
 
user136984
12:42 PM
:D
 
5 more and I am on 200 >:-D
:X
:28124639 I still got 10 hours for those ;-)
 
^_^
 
200?
 
daily max
 
oh
 
Not clicking it
I am though
oh
I like that song
 
@Zacharee1 it's Radioactive
^_^
 
This needs to be put on SE Gems
 
@Serg didn't this already happen months ago ? :D
 
@cl-netbox probably they failed last time :p
 
12:56 PM
@Serg have you seen this @ParanoidPanda ? in case it is true ... you should try again ... ! :D What do you think ? :D
 
Now that he is studying javascript , i am sure we're doomed. He'll be taking control of all the browsers and playing rickroll
 
Is c hard?
 
@HenryWHHack mostly not. Hardest part is the pointers and memory management. Otherwise , it's an ok language
 
It is low level more on the machine code side.
 
Yeah. You can actually directly work with memory addresses. That's why it's used with microcontrollers so much. It's very low level language
 
1:04 PM
asembly is lower than c
 
yeah . . . and it is pure pain
 
@Serg imagine writing in full binary :p
 
i've no idea how people were writing OSes in assembly back in the day
 
There was no other option
 
I think windows run assembly code
 
1:05 PM
@Zacharee1 <.< imagine flopping butterfly wings to alter ripples in atmosphere so that a single bit on hard drive flips
(xkcd reference )
 
And things weren't complex enough to require the use of full-on languages
@Serg yes
@HenryWHHack Everything on a computer has to at some point, but programs are in some C variant
and Java if you have it
 
@Zacharee1 Do you know assembly?
 
Oh God no
I barely know C++ :p
 
all I know is html,css and batch.
 
I used to know assembly for PIC18 microcontroller
 
1:08 PM
@Serg you would know what it's like then
 
yeah, i do . . .writing while loop to count up to 20 or something took us like 20 minutes
in C ? that would be less than a minute
 
C:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main(void)
{
	puts("Hello World!"); /* prints Hello World! */
	return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
Assembly:
             	.Ltext0:
             		.section	.rodata
             	.LC0:
0000 48656C6C 		.string	"Hello World!"
     6F20576F
     726C6421
     00
             		.text
             		.globl	main
             	main:
             	.LFB0:
             		.cfi_startproc
0000 55       		pushq	%rbp
             		.cfi_def_cfa_offset 16
             		.cfi_offset 6, -16
0001 4889E5   		movq	%rsp, %rbp
             		.cfi_def_cfa_register 6
0004 BF000000 		movl	$.LC0, %edi
     00
0009 E8000000 		call	puts
 
Batch is worth less!
 
To do the same
 
XD OMG . . . .@Zacharee1 yes . . .
this should be a meme
 
1:11 PM
holly crap assembly uses more lines of color than c
 
yeah . . . .
 
color..?
 
assembly is much more colorful language XD
in fact, each CPU has its own assembly
so yeah, it's very colorful
 
It does not make sense python is just print ("Hello, world!")
 
@Zacharee1 The first revision of that one is even better! askubuntu.com/revisions/728410/1
 
1:13 PM
@ByteCommander can't see it
 
> sudo apt-get install iexplore problem [legit]

W.t.f sudo apt-get install i.e.x.p.l.o.r.e.r n.o.t w.o.r.k.s p.l.z h.a.l.p.h g.u.y.s o.m.g d.i.s b.r.o.k.en k.e.r.ne.l h.o.w d.o i d.o w.e.b-s.u.r.f n.o.w? h.o.w d.o u e.v.e.n f.a.c.e.buk w.i.t.h.o.u.t i.n.t.e.r.net x.p.l.o.r.e on d.i.s UNIX p.l.a.tform?

Best regards,

B.T.W first cummented on dis answer get free dorritoz n mountain dew ;))
>.<
 
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Q: What should I do with an off-topic question that has an accepted answer?

Carl HThis question appeared in my review queue. It begins by stating that it relates to Oracle Linux, which isn't Ubuntu and therefore off-topic. But it has an accepted answer. Do I flag it as off-topic anyway, or just leave it, on the off chance that it might be useful for someone else?

 
And then the comments:
w.u.t.y.r.p.r.o.b.l.e.m.? – bodhi.zazen Feb 1 at 18:00

gotta dot bekuz grammar check gut rekt :(( – Paulius Mickus Feb 1 at 18:01

w.u.n.d.r.y? ... – bodhi.zazen Feb 1 at 18:05

OK guys problem solved u can use firefox instead of internet explorer here xD omg dis is so much better than mukrosoft – Paulius Mickus Feb 1 at 18:08
 
no ty
 
my brain hurts from reading this
 
1:15 PM
@ByteCommander tfudge. ban that user/site and his mother
@Serg dito
 
Hi @ByteCommander ! :) Hi @jokerdino ! :)
 
hi
 
@NathanOsman this should be on the best of stackoverflow blog : askubuntu.com/q/728410/295286 I.m.ded.frm.laffing
 
@Serg I saw it ... hard stuff ! :D
 
@Serg I mean code sorry my stupid computer spell check is not right!
 
@jokerdino Did you notice ? only 1 (one) ping ! :D
 
@cl-netbox haha
 
@jokerdino HaHaHa :D
 
@jokerdino ah, one of those "gimme de codez" questions
 
1:20 PM
@Serg check revisions
 
@blade19899 I recommend this solution in many answers since a long time ... it always worked ! :)
 
kos
Is it only for me that QEMU + KVM runs slower than VirtualBox?
 
@jokerdino Wonder Why This Question Didn't Get That Much Attention ? XD
 
@kos In my case it is the other way around ! KVM is known to outperform vbox ...
 
kos
@cl-netbox Yeah I think it's supposed to be like that, isn't it?
 
1:24 PM
@kos yes exactly !
 
360
Q: What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

Thomas BrattWhat is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

 
@Serg IDK Why He Wrote Like That.
 
kos
@jokerdino To me title-casing should trigger an immediate ban.
 
Haha, throw up exception, omg, i am crying
 
I don't do that even for titles.
 
1:26 PM
@kos Do you add the parameter -enable kvm in qemu ?
 
kos
@cl-netbox Yep. Without it was just painfully slow.
 
Anybody got experience with SNMP? - installing it in CentOS7?
 
@kos example : qemu-system-x86_64 -hda /media/cl/virtual/v-disk/fedora.qcow2 -cpu host -enable-kvm -full-screen -m 8192 -soundhw hda -vga qxl
@kos with this config it runs as fast as on bare metal
 
#define TRUE FALSE
    //Happy debugging suckers
oh lord
that's evil
 
kos
@cl-netbox Hmmm ok, I miss -cpu host(and -soundhw and -vga, but I suppose that's not too relevant since I'm not using sound / 3D acceleration).
 
1:29 PM
@Serg Pure Evil xD
 
@kos just try it cpu is relevant gpu as well - for instance when you take std instead of qxl it is way slower
 
kos
@cl-netbox Yeah I'll try -cpu for sure (now it's installing, I have to wait a bit). -gpu is relevant even without 3D acceleration?
 
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.
 
@kos I think so ... performance wise ... I am really happy with kvm / qemu
 
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file

At the bottom of the file:

# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
 
1:34 PM
@kos when you want to have a GUI you can install virt-manager
 
@Serg What that has no sense!
 
@HenryWHHack you obviously don't know recursion XD
 
Wait what?
 
kos
@cl-netbox Hmmm ok, thanks for the advice. For now I guess I'll stick to CLI (only a single VM, I think I'll just create an alias).
 
Why my name is in orange?
 
1:36 PM
Recursion is where you reuse the same function. Basically you call same function over and over until it's over. Example is factorial
 
I picked the wrong close reason - can somebody cast a VTC with the EOL reason?
0
Q: Unable to locate package isc-dhcp-server

Johny NassarI'm using Ubuntu 14.04.4 LTS. I updated packages sudo apt-get update and now I'm trying to install DHCP service by typing this command: sudo apt-get install isc-dhcp-server -y, but unfortunately it said: Unable to locate package isc-dhcp-server. Here's the output of update: `johny@johny-...

 
@muru WAIT YOUR A MOD?
 
@muru done
 
SINCE WHEN?
 
@HenryWHHack on Vi and Vim.
 
1:38 PM
Okay
 
@Serg thanks.
 
askarch.com in beta mode?
 
Hi @muru ! :)
 
@kos I don't think it'll take off. The Wiki and forums are head and shoulders above the rest.
@cl-netbox hi!
 
1:41 PM
@muru done ! :)
 
@cl-netbox thanks!
 
@muru You're welcome ! :)
 
kos
@muru That's true. One reason to not be sad if it doesn't.
 
@kos jasonwryan on Unix & Linux would definitely be interested
 
Lets play hangman:
********
8 letters
Go!
 
user136984
1:46 PM
Well, I just completely messed up the graphics on a machine... Corrupted configuration to with the DM and broke basically everything else including the filesystem apparently... But mostly fixed now... :D
 
kos
@muru Top user in eh? Guess he would. So you won't follow. :'(
 
user136984
Or maybe not... :D
 
user136984
But it's not my machine so that's fine! ;P
 
@kos I did follow. :P
 
@kos @muru critique plz , bash gurus
0
A: What's the best way to transform a string into an associative array

SergThe task is farily simple for awk, since this is text processing task, but since you are focused on bash, why not use suffix/prefix removal in bash parameters , with & as separator ? For just two key-value pairs we can have simple code like this: $> cat post-parse.sh ...

 
kos
1:55 PM
@muru Huh? I can't see you!
 
@blade19899 letter 'e'
 
kos
@Serg Have to fix mine first. :P
 
@kos oh, I clicked follow and got an error
 
"associative array" == dictionary (Python) or hash map (Java)?
 

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