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5:00 PM
guys
i cant even express how human all humans are
im out, bye
 
5:27 PM
hello hello
 
user4704
Hi.
 
I think you just read my mind,
 
yo
 
i read a starred comment that said your name, then you came into the room right away
 
he has a script running
 
5:28 PM
hey Alex
thought id come prod you in your room for a change :P
 
the script autologs him in here whenever someone does something related to him
hah, I don't mind :D
 
thats a really advanced script
 
normally such scripts are banned
but ehs a cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
so he uses it w/o much worry
 
haha, in either case i've overcome my block, and am back into game dev, hence my return to this room
 
cool
right now I'm trying to do stuff that's as different from gamedev as possible
what are you working on?
 
5:32 PM
well i've decided to tackle it with java rather than c# so mainly im just running through the basics to get up to speed, but i have an end goal in mind, working my way there slowly this time
 
why java over C#? I'd have picked C#
 
i could find more guides and tools for java than i could for c#, plus i dev c# all day for work, so its nice to have a change of pace, even if only minor
 
fair enough
 
yup, yup
 
broaden my language horizons at the same time as working on my project is basically the reason
 
5:35 PM
I can relate to that
 
so what things you all working on at the moment? if anything
 
I'm thinking going back to C++ with opengl, now that I have learned opengl with C#
 
a simple expense tracker for Android which will later be tied up to my virtual assistant for Android
 
at the moment I'm unable to work with anything, I'm just sitting and staring at my screen and waiting for a client to ask stupid questions
if I started working on anything, I would get immediately interrupted
 
@Lasse haha, 90% of the time the clients question will seem 'stupid' :P
 
5:38 PM
especially when they just can't use google
 
oh its one of those clients?
 
but in general at the moment, I'm working on my 3d deferred rendering engine
 
nice, im working on a pong clone, because who doesn't love pong
 
I do love pong, I made AI for it a year ago
 
thats my next step
 
5:39 PM
it was a programming competition, and the pong game was rigged and the participants were to find all the quirks built in
 
following through the tuts on TheJavaHub at the moment
 
and then the bots competed against each other
 
@Lasse ooh nice twist
 
hah I knew I had a screenshot of it
 
@Lasse nice, you dont happen to have a playable version anywhere do you? your description intrigued me
 
5:44 PM
they didn't release the server
all the bots are there though
 
ahh thats a shame
 
The Nokia X has already been hacked to load Google Apps, access the Play store engadget.com/2014/03/01/nokia-x-google-play/…
 
6:03 PM
@Lasse why are you on a Virtual Machine ?
 
why are you NOT on a virtual machine?
 
@AlexM. because it is not necessary for me
 
I was on VM because I was practising linux
Now I am full time on linux
 
except when you play hearthstone
 
except whan I play hearthstone yes
the only windows-only game I currently play
 
6:10 PM
i've heard a lot about hearthstone
 
@Lasse have you tried Ubuntu ?
 
Yes, it's horrible
 
why ?
 
Too easy, makes it less customizable
 
you like when it's hard
 
6:12 PM
I'm using Arch Linux, which you need to build yourself from grounds up
To me it's the best way to learn, to force myself to learn
Of course I could use ubuntu with any of the window managers, but it's just not the same thing as installing it all by hand :P
 
@Lasse, I don't really like linux because you must read too many thing, it's like this chatroom, it's like an irc, only texts, too much texts
 
I prefer the text
How can you be a programmer / gamedev if you are scared of text?
 
by using unity, for example
:)
 
lol
You need to read even with using unity
 
I think the eclipse's codes are enought, no need to add more texts
 
6:19 PM
yeah but a lot less
 
I'm outta here
this is getting too weird for me
cya later
 
bye :)
 
too weird for alex, it must have been really weird then
 
haha poor alex
 
is angrybird made with unity ?
 
6:22 PM
I'm still waiting for that VS plugin that let you type text like "Make a game where you shoot pink elephants with weird guns" and hit enter
 
@Lasse you are not far off actually
the next version has integrated bing
 
lol
 
you tell it your problem, it chucks up related code snippets
not even kidding
 
I'm not sure if that's awful, just bad, or awesome
You don't have to think about anything anymore and just can copy-paste something
 
exactly
so if their code samples are poor....
because they aren't writing them into bing, bing is using the web to find the snippets,
 
6:24 PM
Let's create honeypots with pseudo-code
to make people using VS to think
 
i see it as mostly pointless, won't offer anything that SO doesn't already have
 
if we make 2 same games equals, same ressources, same game, etc., One with unity, one with Eclipse, which one should be the faster ?
the eclipse one right ?
 
not necessarily
by ecplise I assume you mean java
 
yes
both games are for android
 
and java can be really horrible if the user have no idea how GC works
also most stuff is built-in unity, so you are still able to write horribly inefficient code with java
 
6:29 PM
*shame on me but what's GC? me curious.
 
thé fact is, by using unity, you use some pattern that you could not especially need
 
Garbage Collector
 
@BlueBug Garbage Collection
 
ty
 
@LeSam depends what kind of code is written, each tool will factor it down into what it thinks is a simpler version, one of them will be 'better' at this than the other for different types of code constructions, so if most of the code is stuff that unity is better at simplifying then unity, else eclipse
 
6:37 PM
ok
 
Hey guis
 
yo
 
@Lasse That's why it's super important to understand the heap and stack and how that kind of thing works
 
yep
 
I was lost in Java until I learned how the GC worked. I don't know everything about it, but I definitely know what I need to know to get my work done.
 
6:47 PM
hasherr!
 
Hey, Rhys :)
It's been a while since I saw you.
 
Yeah and the same to you, hows your project going?
I never did make that whale in a top hat did i :/
 
Oh wow that was a while ago. I forgot about that
 
me too until just now
 
My current project is a flappy bird clone for Android. It's pretty much done, could use some more polish, and I'll release it in a week or two.
For free without ads of course.
 
6:52 PM
@hasherr we do need more flappy bird clones, i think the amount is still only in the triple digits!
Is yours about making a whale with a top hat swim through gaps? :P
 
Haha, no, but I could easily reskin it to be that
It's a ghost
 
Ahh, surely he could just er, go through all the objects? :P
 
That's the story of the game.
He's the only ghost who can't go through walls
@RhysW What SE are you a mod on?
 
@hasherr Astronomy
 
Ahh cool. Working on any new projects?
 
6:57 PM
also, sounds like a nice idea for a story (Y) poor ghost
 
Thanks :P
 
yeah quickly getting up to speed on java, following TheJavaHub tutorials on youtube
 
Cool. Planning on making games? What're you up to?
 
yeah got a personal project in mind, stemming from that game that was recently released 'Banished'
 
banished seems like it's dwarf fortress lite hd
 
6:59 PM
Looks like Sim City Medieval
But cool
 
both are fairly accurate
 
You're going to use Java for it?
 
yup, for my idea anyway
its similar, but has a lot different
 
What framework/libs are you using?
 
ummm
none at the moment :L
 
7:01 PM
lol
It's going to be hard to build a game in straight up Java
 
working my way through simple things, will branch out as and when
will probably end up here looking for library recomendations for some parts then :P
 
If you're going with Java, I'll recommend LibGDX
But there are things that you should know about it before you start with it
 
oooh that seems nice
 
Yeah. I don't use it as a framework, though, I use it as a library. Me and LeSam were talking about it
 
I will probably use it as a library too
 
7:06 PM
LibGDX does a lot of things right, but it has some really really stupid stuff
For instance, the UI.
It's poorly documented. Good luck finding a decent tutorial on it anywhere on the internet.
So I made my own UI.
You have to have those kinds of solutions sometimes when working with it
But it's still great
 
yeah the gallery seems a little dissappointing with what its been used for though, mostly simple apps from what i can tell
 
Sadly, yeah. But if you use it right then there's no doubt that you could make something awesome with it.
 
Damn I can't wait for someone to create C# android developing tools for linux
Xamarin does that, but they support only windows
 
@hasherr Well thanks for the recomendation, im off now, need some food!
catch you around
 
@RhysW thanks for reminding me of bing for VS
now I have an idea for a first post on my blog
 
I hate stuff like this
 
omfg wat's this witchcraft?
 
@AlexM. jesus christ
 
I can't even control all of my body
 
I drew the 6 clockwise and it was fine
 
7:23 PM
am I really the only one here who is pissed because of this?
like, leaving the body aside, you've got the instincts tied to your subconscious
that's like, half of you that you can't control
 
I am disturbed, but not really pissed.
Being pissed won't fix it.
 
you're only given half of yourself to control
 
Try meditation
 
you mean start the code editor in zen mode?
ba dum tschh
 
but i can draw 6 with my right hand while rotating my left foot either clock/counter clock
 
7:25 PM
I love that stuff
 
it must be me then
I do suck at stuff like this
there's a thing that people do when dancing that c-walk thing
 
I didn't even try it, because I'm fine with the fact that my brain does breathing for me
 
but I can't draw 6 and 9 with my left/right hand while trying to draw 58 with my legs.
 
like, the simplest thing: rotating both feet in opposite directions while moving in a single direction
 
like, automatically
 
7:26 PM
it took me around 4 days to actually sync my feet w/o mistake
 
u know u r having relaxed weekends when you are trying to sync ur foots with hands, with cup of tea.
and donuts maybe. not bad. I can do this rest of the weekends.
 
running Wordpress on your own host is like running it on Wordpress' host but w/o having to pay for anything
 
I'm in a hotel room :(
 
what happened?
 
I'm in my own room
@BlueBug he's in a love hotel with @Grey
 
DUDE
STOP FUCKING POSTING LINKS TO SOURCES OF RADIATION
GO TO CHERNOBYL OR WHATEVER AND POST THEM THERE
 
it's rad dude
 
Pretty sure you know what I meant.
lol
 
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I TRIED TO MEASURE THAT ALBUM
 
7:33 PM
Grey is nowhere to be seen btw, now I think about it.
 
THE RADIATION LEVELS WERE SO HIGH
 
@AlexM. Yes, I know what you were referring to.
 
I GOT TELEPORTED TO FUCKING CHERNOBYL NPP
 
The rad is a deprecated unit of absorbed radiation dose, defined as 1 rad = 0.01 Gy = 0.01 J/kg. It was originally defined in CGS units in 1953 as the dose causing 100 ergs of energy to be absorbed by one gram of matter. It has been replaced by the gray in SI but is still used in some countries. A related unit, the roentgen, is used to quantify the number of rad deposited into a target when it is exposed to radiation. The F-factor can be used to convert between rad and roentgens. The material absorbing the radiation can be human tissue or silicon microchips or any other medium (for examp...
 
that
 
7:33 PM
does the album glow green?
 
and the fact that I'm only seeing grandparents saying stuff is "rad"
:A
well, mostly
just say you like the music and it's possible a lot of other people here would like it
 
@BlueBug traveling :(
 
@AlexM. I did say that
 
where?
 
3 mins ago, by GnomeSlice
dudes this album is rad
 
7:35 PM
I was suggesting you replaced "rad" with actual words that fit in the context
like
 
@hasherr For fun? or work? whichever the case, :D you can have fun looking around seeing new things, that's if you like such.
 
dudes this album is very good
 
rad = radical
Better?
 
Dopamine (or 3,4-dihydroxyphenethylamine) is a neurotransmitter in the catecholamine and phenethylamine families that plays a number of important roles in the brains and bodies of animals. Its name derives from its chemical structure: it is an amine that is formed by removing a carboxyl group from a molecule of L-DOPA. In the brain, dopamine functions as a neurotransmitter—a chemical released by nerve cells to send signals to other nerve cells. The brain includes several distinct dopamine systems, one of which plays a major role in reward-motivated behavior. Every type of reward that...
 
7:36 PM
those bananas are rad
 
@AlexM. I don't know of anybody who refers to dopamine as dope
I win!
 
nah, I'm just randomly saying stuff here lol
you can talk however you want
 
even if it's like a 10 year old
 
@BlueBug With family, my brother has a meet in another city. They're 8 hours long.
 
7:37 PM
I'll go back to my stuff
 
So I launched Unity
and it asked me what shit I wanted to import?
And I was like 'lol nope'
And closed it.
 
@GnomeSlice Are you finally making games again?
 
GG game making career
@hasherr Nope.
 
then why are you launching Unity?!
 
@hasherr You made me want to try but I already gave up
 
7:38 PM
Please.
come back to us
 
I only ever made those games as time wasting.
They were terribad.
Also I have no motivation.
Give me some unity tuts then
 
I'll be your motivation
holds out hand
 
motivation... keeps practicing rotating right foot while drawing 6 me need... motivation.
 
@BlueBug You listening to 016?
 
7:40 PM
free downloaded 016. yeah so freaking good
 
So good.
It's so fucking good.
IT'S FINGER LICKIN' GOOD
 
They sent out more codes to everybody too
for 016
I guess to apologize for killing bandcamp
 
oh oh now I need to make a gif of my hand
 
@GnomeSlice I sent my extra code to my buddy
 
yes
 
7:43 PM
(removed)
 
k
I saw Ahnold SchwarchenBagger earlier.
 
how the hell I make a gif from VLC stream from webcam
 
r u trying to prove that u can draw 6 while rotating ur foot?
 
@Lasse screentogif
 
no I said I'm recording my hand
 
7:46 PM
@hasherr licking your fingers is the most disgusting thing a person can do
 
flagworthy
 
that's no linux software
 
so much removed.
 
@AlexM. I'm gonna go ahead and say 'eating poop' is worse than that.
 
7:47 PM
@AlexM. Is that all you got you bitch? I can come up with worse stuff than that.
 
don't make me do it
I'm trying hard to be a good boy
 
Come at me. Brah.
 
I am afraid I cannot do that. You are my brother, and the only thing that can exist between us is brotherly love. Why would I ever try to start a conflict with you?
 
Boyz will b byz
 
meh I fail with this
well
I don't the software does
 
7:53 PM
"I don't the software does." - Lasse, 2014
 
I didn't kill them, the software that failed did
 
"Are you does to fight yours?" - Anonymous, 1997
I love that quote.
Such powerful. Much fierce.
 
FLV Export Error: Bin: [gconfaudiosrc],4, GStreamer error: state change failed and some element failed to post a proper error message with the reason for the failure.
 
"Fuck." - Alex M, any day X in the interval [2012, 2014]
 
F this.
I'm not gonna take a video of my hand then
 
7:55 PM
@AlexM. What's your total count?
 
no idea
 
Check
 
Yeah count them all
It's all in the chat history
 
the universe has this line for(int day = 0;true;day++) if(day%interval==0)AlexM.sayFuck();
 
you forgot to define the interval, which is 1
 
7:57 PM
huruhruhruhr
 
huehuehue
 
Universe.exe threw undefined variable exception at line 89783689124637081238746193412903879023684093
 
@hasherr plot twist
 
whoa what
 
Universe.exe was written in lisp
line 89783689124637081238746193412903879023684093 is
 
7:58 PM
dun dun dun
 
I actually managed to record a mp4 video with VLC
 
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Psht
 
it just didn't refresh the image on VLC so I thought it failed
 
7:59 PM
@AlexM. Everybody knows that the Universe is written in C
 
dis grey'z jam
 
@hasherr no, i't written in quantum brainfuck
 
It's not.
It's written in C
 

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