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7:26 AM
Morning
@HannahVernon Good
 
 
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1:45 PM
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2:31 PM
Good morning
 
3:17 PM
Lot of low-quality questions to filter through this AM
 
4:00 PM
@EvanCarroll hahaha, no. We don't see anything useful like that.
There is a utility that helps identify that two accounts predominantly only upvote the same content (a sockpuppet/vote ring suspicion device) but that's about the closest it gets. So if you are heavily voting for something with someone else at your same IP then we might have some information about that.
We advise against creating sockpuppets
I haven't personally investigated a sockpuppet in a while so I don't know if that UI has changed at all. Wanna go make one so we can suspend both of your accounts? :D
 
I have long suspected Evan is a self-sock
 
I am clearly your sock-account, from about 3 years before you joined the network, yeah?
 
Sounds right
 
May 20, 2009 vs March 13, 2011 if my brain remembered those two dates long enough to switch tabs
 
Unlucky for some
 
 
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5:49 PM
@jcolebrand I'm the only person on this network who has a an actual license to create socket puppets, that isn't an employee of StackExchange, afaik
But this isn't about investigating socks.
I just suspect someone is coat tailing every question I ask to downvote it. It happens within 1 min on every question I ask now on StackOverflow.
But it may just be that miserable person that downvotes everything.
 
Weird
For something like that, honestly, your best bet is a kind email (probably should include a coupon for a warm sandwich or something) to the CM team to ask them to investigate particularly rude behavior, if you're sure it's consistent. They would be able to check the database for that sort of thing.
Best I can get is the timeline view that shows that, in fact, a downvote occurred on that question.
Under the moderator agreement I am not to show off content that is from the moderator tools, but I can't recall if this is a 20k+ ability to view this.
This being from your own content, and there being absolutely nothing questionable about this particular post, I felt it was relevant and worthwhile to share
Note that we have to dig to get to this screen. It's not thrust into our face. And note that all we can see is daily digest information
If I click on a date link it just adds a navigable header for jump-to when sharing
We just don't have the tools for what you want. That's by-design on the network.
Our job is to delete shite, to reproach and suspend users, and occasionally to look for people named Evan Carroll and ban them. It's in the agreement. Page 103, paragraph 27, subsection 3, heading iii, subheading EVAN CARROLL. It's all right there.
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:p
(If you think I'm signing a moderation agreement that's 103 pages long or that names specific people, then this joke was lost on you the reader and I can't help that my absurdity is believable)
 
 
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8:11 PM
That's silly, that moderators can't deanomize votes.
> and occasionally to look for people named Evan Carroll and ban them. It's in the agreement. Page 103, paragraph 27, subsection 3, heading iii, subheading EVAN CARROLL. It's all right there.
KNEW IT.
 
 
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10:57 PM
@billinkc Can you do me a favor? I have a package stuck in Olathe at Fedex
It's my 5 year plaque and I need you to pick it up and deposit it in the dumpster immediately after.
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