@Secespitus to make things worse, the kid gave the paladin a javalin, so of course I mentioned how I helped save him and in my attempt at buttering him up, I gave him a severe ego. When our DM pointed out he had no weapon, our ranger gave him his second shortsword. Now our DM has this kid pretty much trying to prove himself by going head first into every battle.
Basically our low level party now has one of those Highschool egg's from Home ec, useless and troublesome to keep alive