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Gryphon
Gryphon
2:53 AM
@HDE226868 Sweet, got my first Guru badge. That question is just a badge mine.
 
HDE 226868
HDE 226868
@Gryphon Congrats! Gurus are hard to get.
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@HDE226868 Says the guy with 12 of them...
 
HDE 226868
HDE 226868
@Gryphon Yeah, well, I've written a lot of answers over the years. . .
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@HDE226868 That is true.
 
HDE 226868
HDE 226868
~1 per 50 answers, so far.
You've gotten one with just 25 answers total. Just sayin'. . .
 
 
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Mithrandir24601
Mithrandir24601
11:54 AM
Hehe - my fifth answer got me a guru but I haven't got any since
 
 
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James
James
1:59 PM
I have 5 guru's :D
One for every 48.2 answers
The only badge I ever specifically tried to get was Fanatic...that was a pita
 
James
James
2:21 PM
 
James
James
2:42 PM
Do you like baseball?
No...not really
But its the American pasttime!
Eh...its pretty boring.
What if they added angry badgers or hyena's to spice things up?
...ok, I'd watch that. Would the players get to carry a bat at all times then or...what?
Hrm...yeah I suppose they'd need something.
What if the hyena's got a hold of the ball?
...in field home run, I guess?
I think we should make the base runners wear belts made of raw bacon
Are humans faster than Hyena's?
Does it matter?
I'm starting to think you're a bad person
Well...when James has to talk to himself the personalities have to separate
Yeah we definitely shouldn't be left alone with our thoughts
Anyway back to hyena death ball...
Just no...lets talk about something else
Ok...how about the impacts of US foreign policy between 1945 and 1991?
Dear god no...
Bunnies?
that seems suspiciously safe...but what else am I going to do ...ok sure, bunnies
 
Bellerophon
Bellerophon
@James Enjoying yourselves?
 
James
James
2:57 PM
@Bellerophon Probably more than I should be.
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
3:17 PM
@James I think you've managed to be even more horrifying than we usually are for this room. Congrats.
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Gryphon
Gryphon
3:31 PM
But I'd probably watch hyena death ball. It sounds more interesting than normal baseball, anyway.
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Mephistopheles
Mephistopheles
I don't believe in gods, but man, you all need Jesus.
@James Hehe, amateur
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@Mephistopheles ...I'm actually a practicing Catholic.
 
Bellerophon
Bellerophon
@Gryphon How long till you're good enough to be an actual Catholic?
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@Bellerophon When I get to heaven, I suppose.
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
3:50 PM
So apparently foreign election interference is bad, unless you're a former US president?
(Also, can we appreciate the picture of two fine, upstanding, progressive black men walking side by side)
 
James
James
4:05 PM
@Green @Ranger You may enjoy me talking to myself up there ^^
Also...why did you change your name...thats confusing.
 
 
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James
James
6:49 PM
I guess its back to discussing burning bunnies?
Oh god, you're back.
Yeah, I'm never far away
What do I have to do to make you act normal?
You're the sensible one...you tell me, did you see that picture of the train running into the puppy orphanage?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Ok, so I need to get James into therapy...like...yesterday.
You know he doesn't respect therapists
...well...ugh...then what about beer, that makes him happy.
Beer only makes me stronger. It's like spinach for his dark-popeye-side
You're absolutely impossible to deal with.
I know right. It's part of what makes me awesome
...how does James even function day to day without getting chased by torches and pitchforks?
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I'm lazy...my spirit animal is a sloth
that makes a weird kind of sense actually
You can be crazy and smart
...well I wasn't going that far.
Oh c'mon admit it you want to be like me, I am the fun one
Ugh, I will agree to bacon-hyena-baseball if you are the first player on the field.
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Heh. Welcome to the darkside.
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@James I feel like we all wonder this on a regular basis.
 
James
James
7:04 PM
@Gryphon I find myself far more entertaining than normal today.
Not sure why.
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@James You are quality entertainment. Similar to the way that train wrecks or traffic accidents are entertaining. Or hangings a while back.
 
James
James
@Gryphon I'll take it.
...though that's pretty dark.
@Bellerophon Don't read too closely...
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@James I mean, so are you...
I'm not the one talking about hyena-bacon-baseball.
 
James
James
@Gryphon Fair...I also realized that I switched the bold/not bold characters around the second time.
oh well
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
@James I hadn't even noticed that. I think it fits better this way around though.
 
Bellerophon
Bellerophon
7:10 PM
@James So you're losing it even on a meta level?
 
James
James
@Bellerophon ...uh...I guess so?
 
Gryphon
Gryphon
James is just insane on all possible mental levels.
 
 
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Ranger
Ranger
9:40 PM
@James I'm both confused and amused. And I stopped going by "Nex Terren" everywhere a few years back except here. Figured I should make the change...
 

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