like there's this one about two horses racing and you go on about all their races and such and at the end this unknown dog comes up and wants to help them reconcile their differences so he starts talking with them and the joke ends with 'what do you know... a talking dog'
@Sobachatina well, that's true, as long as we don't starbait too much on-topic material. Yesterday half the star list was on-topic, that can't be repeated.