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00:13
@AnubianNoob A lot of drama, some of which spilled over into here. Nothing to really worry about, especially if you've read cooking.stackexchange.com/help/be-nice
Not worried, just too curious
> Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity.
It was drama that had nothing to do with cooking in the first place, so I'm not too eager to rehash anything in here, sorry.
Such things happen on the Internet.
00:37
Yup. Pro tip: be nice.
curiousity killed the cat
oh no @Cindy :O
 
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04:36
@Jefromi Just a note, I'm going to try "steamed-pudding" for things like Christmas Puddings and the more cake-like British dishes. If you can think of a better tag (they don't really exist in the US, that I know of), that's fine. Just trying to get them out of "pudding" without leaving them without a good tag.
05:20
@Catija Have to say I don't know them well enough to really say much, but sounds reasonable!
@Jefromi HA HA. I'm a bit worried... I made a tag for dulce de leche... but I don't know if we should just stick with caramel... personally, I don't think of them as being the same thing....
 
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07:08
@AnubianNoob @jay the only proper redefinition of Internet is the webbing found inside swim shorts*. You don't want to log onto that!
*courtesy of The Simpsons
The next word is foot-pump
 
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08:24
The new Sexuality SE site was just closed. Apparently sex is not a popular topic on the net. Go figure.
The criteria is unclear. It looks like it was getting a reasonable amount of activity.
Close criteria are a bit of a mystery to me. Sites with little activity continue to stay up for long periods of time, c.f. History of Science and Technology, which seems to average like a question a day.
293
History of Science and Mathematicshsm.stackexchange.com

Beta Q&A site for people interested in the history and origins of science and mathematics

Currently in public beta.

1.4 questions. Not far off. This seems like a good site. But just not a lot of activity.
@FaheemMitha Are you upset about that?
Did you have interesting questions to ask on that site?
@ElendilTheTall Hellow
I have a special question for you
go for it
Would you like to hire a tour leader visiting a country?
depends on the country
08:31
@Gigili Not especially upset. It was just a comment. In general I prefer sites stay open, of course. So if you want to ask a question, you can. And after all the effort that goes into starting up a site and building a community, it seems a waste to have it shut down.
@ElendilTheTall So you would, but on special occasions
Interesting
What accommodations do you have in mind that needs a tour guide?
Other than sightseeing
by accommodations you mean what do you think I'd need a tour guide for?
@ElendilTheTall A country that you are not familiar with its main language, right?
@ElendilTheTall Exactly
@Gigili not so much language as culture in general
Aha, then you wouldn't have a tour guide for visiting European countries?
08:44
I wouldn't hire a tour guide for, say, Italy or Poland, but I would for Iran or India or Kenya
OK
What about my other question?
see my counter-question :)
> by accommodations you mean what do you think I'd need a tour guide for?
@ElendilTheTall What do you think you'd need a tour guide for?
No counter-questions in this chat!
:)
seeing things off the beaten track, but safely.
translator
make me aware of local customs
that kind of thing
stopping me getting robbed or shot, or both
and knowing the best places to eat, of course
@Gigili anything else?
 
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10:41
My favourite flavour:
Meow. :)
hello there
@jay the question is, what are you going to do about it?
;)
@Cindy what's shakin' toots?
@ElendilTheTall Not much yet. I slept good but woke up not feeling well.
solution: go back to bed
Too much to do today. Besides, if I can't go back to sleep I am miserable and have to get back up.
10:59
solution: go back to sleep
let's guess Cindy's to-do list
1. Fix breakfast
2. Look for jobs
3. Perform maintenance on house of some description
4. Shop for a few items I need for dinner and a dessert. Pineapple pudding. Sooooo good.
5. Clean out fridge.
It should be your lunch time. What are we having?
@ElendilTheTall Once we arrived to Barcelona, we were robbed of our money
@AnubianNoob What?
@Gigili Hello. So sorry to hear that. What happened?
Did we need a tour guide to prevent a robbery on the street?>
@Cindy Hi! It was two years ago, We lost half of the money
It's Okay now! I just don't follow @ElendilTheTalls logic on what he needs a tour guide for
11:33
@Gigili It's still a tough thing to have to deal with. But glad all is okay. :)
I think Tall went to lunch without us.
12:00
@Gigili obviously I don't mean a guide will make you immune to crime, but my point was that a guide could tell you where to avoid to lower the risk
Jay
Jay
12:50
Yay my roommate is getting back today
no more waking up early to take the dog for a walk
no more picking up bags and bags of poop off the ground
bags and bags?
what have you been feeding the poor mutt?
Jay
Jay
and no more awkward conversations with people i dont want to talk to
i realize having a dog is a great way to "meet and talk" to people
but honestly it only invites people you dont normally want to talk to
you could always ignore them and keep walking
The British Way
Jay
Jay
i was walking my dog and this guy who was screaming at the air starts talking to me
i was a little bit afraid lol
then this lady, super prim and uptight looking starts chatting with me about properly picking up poop and the responsibility of dog owners to "not make a fucking mess"
i was quite shocked to hear such language from this lady
"Calm yo tits, woman!"
Jay
Jay
12:54
although i had several girls flirt with me. too bad i wasnt interested
no guys?
Jay
Jay
no unfortunately lol
the dog was probably too manly-looking
Jay
Jay
i did briefly chat with a very handsome guy but i dont think he was gay
you'd need a poodle or something. something really flaming
Jay
Jay
12:56
no mischa is very ladylike
very ladylike
lol, derp
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall i think small terriers are the go-to "gay" dog?
yorkies and westies
@Jay very possibly. or bichon-frises
maltipoos
Jay
Jay
Manipulate
@ElendilTheTall these are ugly
@ElendilTheTall these are cute
Manipulate: a male whose bowel movement is behind schedule
Jay
Jay
13:02
exactly what i had in mind. I'm glad we think alike
great minds and all that
Jay
Jay
i was playing with Anubian yesterday and i didnt understand half of the definitions he gave me
lol
the most important thing is that they should be funny
Jay
Jay
yea
do you know of Piers Morgan?
13:03
Guys, what do you think of the "question" that just poped in? cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/60019/… Spam because of that weird link? Too broad? Opinion-based? <scratching my head>
Jay
Jay
i dont actually
@Jay he was the editor of a particularly obnoxious British tabloid newspaper
Jay
Jay
@Stephie for sure should be closed
casted my vote
the best example of a redefinition was "Countryside: the crime of killing Piers Morgan"
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall sorry dont understand
how does country tie back to piers morgan
i get the side part relating to "-cide"
13:05
@Jay, thanks.
@Jay right
say it out loud, don't think so much about the spelling
Jay
Jay
is it referring to the curse word starting with c and rhyming with punt?
Jay
Jay
lol ok, i guess it would be more humorous if i knew piers morgan a little better
but i can totally see the humor in that
I would hope so
13:08
@Stephie Also voted to close. And removed the link.
anyhoo
let's see
@Cindy, thanks. As I saw you guys hanging out here I thought I'd bring it up...
Jay
Jay
oh yea its my birthday this weekend :D
@Jay Happy Birthday!
13:09
@ElendilTheTall: A short-order cook's feeling after a long day?
@Stephie nice one
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall Panache: The all encompassing pain one feels from not getting laid in forever.
@ElendilTheTall: Or the headache of a husband after his return from a long night at the pub (and receiving a special greeting from his wife)
alright, alright
a new word please
Jay
Jay
Constipate
13:14
hmmm
I got nothin' for that one
The permanent participation at this site? (Like us, spending too much time here?)
Jay
Jay
Constipate: A term referring to a man(or woman) who refuses to eat anything but meat that has been made into a paste
@Stephie oh, that's good!
Nope, properly canned patê!
Covenant
Jay
Jay
13:19
@ElendilTheTall Covenant: A meeting of ants who instead of sprouting wings uses brooms as their method of air travel
A wicked insect that belongs to a coven.
@Jay good, but too long winded :)
@Cindy too literal
"An insect involved in witchcraft"
The person who contracted a veneral desease with you.
ventilate
Sorry, I meant a new word: *ventilate
Jay
Jay
@Stephie The term used to order a large latte
Yikes, they're still at it. The Meme that Would Not Die.
I expect I'll come back to this channel in a month, and you'll still be mangling word definitions.
13:22
@Jay ha, I was thinking the same thing
Agog
Jay
Jay
psst i dont even know what the actual meaning is lol
@Jay agog?
@FaheemMitha - sorry, they now got me into that as well...
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall yea lol
@Jay very eager or curious to hear or see something.
13:23
Short, old ogre?
@Stephie Yes, you find yourself getting sucked in.
Agog: half-finished Jewish temple
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall haha
@ElendilTheTall good one!
@ElendilTheTall - nope, a sin-free jewish temple!
13:24
lol
Jay
Jay
@Stephie even better :D
parenthesis
@Stephie parenthesis: referring to typical family relationships of backwoods folks
@ElendilTheTall - good one!
@Stephie can I ask where you're from?
13:29
@ElendilTheTall, sure, I'm from Germany.
intersperse
Jay
Jay
Intersperse: The hidden pocket inside of a purse where you keep secret documents
The space between your buttocks?
Or deep cleavage?
Jay
Jay
@Stephie lol where did you get butt from
@Jay - the "ideal": two well-formed spheres...
Jay
Jay
13:34
@Stephie sorry still lost.
where did ideal come from
We are doing intersperse right?
A sphere is a round object. Most a...s aren't.
Jay
Jay
i still dont understand where the round objects is from
its possible you are picking up on an etymology im not seeing
Yes, but I read 'inter-spheres' = between globes
Jay
Jay
@Stephie ohhh, lol thats a bit of a stretch for me :P
momogamy
13:40
@Stephie monogamy?
Jay
Jay
monogamy i assume?
monogamy. How can I fix typos here?
up arrow
Jay
Jay
@Stephie monogamy: The one true god
then you will have to live with mine - I'm on an iPad...
13:42
@Stephie monogamy: a person who only knows one card game
That was for @FaheemMitha: Us playing this game ^_^
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall ah you went with game derivative while i went with the -gami derivative (which means god in japanese)
@Jay yeah, it helps if your audience understands what the fuck you're talking about :)
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall hey man, i cant help if it noone else is intelligent enough to understand me
@Jay it's a burden
Morose
(jojo would love this game btw)
Jay
Jay
13:45
@ElendilTheTall oh for sure, shes all into word games
My MIL planting another rose?
An excess of vowels
@ElendilTheTall - or a lack therof?
@Stephie whatever lights your candle
:D
Jay
Jay
Peculiar
13:52
that's a stumper
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall No thats not the bunny from bambi
@Stephie @Stephie You can edit using an iPad.
Jay
Jay
wait... the bunny was thumper wasnt it
damn i forgot
Peculiar: A person who lies about when he needs to pee
Someone dishonest about his financial means (or his upper body strength)
Jay
Jay
Im take pecu and separating it into "pee cue"
13:55
@Cindy Ahhh, found it! Thanks!
Skillet
I'm going with: baby skill
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall stop answering your own immediately, you buttface
Rental agency for winter sports equipment?
@Jay i can't help it, it occurred to me as I was typing
patronizing
14:03
@Stephie the act of getting drunk on tequila
@ElendilTheTall ??? Don't get it?
Americans may not get that immediately: in British English, pat- rhymes with cat, not hate
@Stephie Patron is a brand of tequila
@Stephie Transporting your father into a video game.
@ElendilTheTall Ah! Thanks!
@Cindy ha, very good!
Jay
Jay
14:05
Meditate
one-word-solution: abdicating
@ElendilTheTall :)
website of the tate gallery?
hmm, don't get that one...
Jay
Jay
Meditate: a bio-engineered potato used to cure diseases
14:09
@ElendilTheTall Media? Thinking of videos? Perhaps "youtube channel of the tate" would be better?
@Jay, good one! Or a half-boiled potato?
Minotaur
@ElendilTheTall, true, I'm a capricorn :-)
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall Minotaur: Grumpy mean old cow
Jay
Jay
mean - o' - taur
14:13
ah
I'm going with: a short excursion
Jay
Jay
how ddi you get excursion
tour?
Jay
Jay
ok nvm
My-no-tor
Jay
Jay
answered my own question lol
14:14
Ok, new game. Supply a song, book, film, quote, or phrase usually containing the word love
but replace love with hysterical sex
> The course of hysterical sex never did run smooth
Hysterical Sex American Style
Hysterical Sex, Actually
Jay
Jay
All is fair in hysterical sex and war
From Russia with Hysterical Sex
Hysterical Sex Hurts
14:18
Eat Pray Hysterical Sex
@Cindy lol
Addicted to Hysterical Sex
The Look of Hysterical Sex
Hysterical sex me tender
Hysterical Sex Story
Jay
Jay
@Cindy hah this one is the best so far
14:20
Hysterical Sex in the Time of Cholera
Hysterical Sex in Times o
Darn, @ElendilTheTall, by seconds!
Jay
Jay
"Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of hysterical sex" - Mother Teresa
@Stephie you snooze you lose, baby
@Jay haha
Hysterical Sex Is In The Air
@Cindy lol
and ewww
14:21
@Cindy my favourite so far!
The Hysterical Sex Boat
Crazy Little Thing Called Hysterical Sex
@ElendilTheTall lol!
Jay
Jay
"I have found the paradox, that if you hysterical sex until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more hysterical sex" - Mother Teresa
Dude mother teresa quotes are a treasure for this game haha
@Jay Good one!
14:22
Hysterical sex makes the world go round
Livin' On Hysterical Sex
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall "Hysterical sex doesn't make the world go 'round. Hysterical sex is what makes the ride worthwhile" - Franklin P. Jones
@Jay - go to the pope directly, he wrote the enzyclica "God is Hysterical Sex"
Jay
Jay
"Spread hysterical sex everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." -Mother Teresa
Hysterical Sex & Mercy
14:25
"Faith, Hope and Hysterical Sex: but the greatest of these is Hysterical Sex"
Whole Lotta Hysterical Sex
@ElendilTheTall, straight from the source!
Heard It In A Hysterical Sex Song
P.S., I hysterical sex you!
Hysterical Sex Is A Battlefield
@Cindy, no, Hysterical Sex is an Anchor! :-D
14:30
Hysterical Sex Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
@Cindy haha, that's a great one
Hysterical Sex conquers all
Endless Hysterical Sex
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Hysterical Sex
Huey Lewis - The Power of Hysterical Sex
Guys, just out of curiosity: What time is it at your place?
Foreigner - I Want to Know What Hysterical Sex Is
@Stephie 15:32
Yes, I am one of the old enemy
Phil Collins - Groovy Kind of Hysterical Sex
14:34
@ElendilTheTall, oh, come on! That was such a long time ago! Now we all "hysterical sex" each other!
@Stephie 1966 wasn't that long ago ;)
"Once you truly believe you're worthy of hysterical sex you will never settle for anyone's second best treatment." — Charles J. Orlando
Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Hysterical Sex (But I Won't Do That)
@AnubianNoob hello - we're replacing 'love' with 'hysterical sex' in things
@ElendilTheTall I think we may have scared him off. ;)
I want to have hysterical sex with this
Avicii - Waiting for Hysterical Sex
14:38
"With hysterical sex one can live even without happiness." — Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Whereabouts in Germany are you from (if you don't mind me asking?)
@Cindy man saying live without happiness seems so dark
@ElendilTheTall - South West, northern Black Forest. Close enough for you? And you?
@AnubianNoob Hey - It wasn't my quote. Personally I like to be happy. :)
@Stephie north of the English Channel
14:42
@AnubianNoob What was the 'oh no' for?
New game! Rephrase It. Finish off the start of a common phrase in an amusing way. For example: If at first you don't succeed... maybe skydiving isn't for you
@ElendilTheTall - I sort of thought so :-)
@Cindy Where did I say "oh no" ?
A stitch in time...
I never understood that quote
Measure once...
14:43
@AnubianNoob hey, there's a phrase extant, buddy
@AnubianNoob yesterday?
wait your turn!
:P
I don't know the meaning of that quote
a stitch in time saves 9
Is it like doing something early saves you trouble later and a knitting reference?
a timely intervention can prevent more work further down the line
ie stitch it now, and you won't have to do nine stitches later
@AnubianNoob not knitting, sewing. Mending a small tear or hole.
14:45
@Stephie Mendung - that's so German-sounding
:D
Oh I see that makes sense
@ElendilTheTall, no, that's so " me can't type" sounding!
Perhaps one day I will find the patience to learn to type with more than two fingers...
I'm surprised the legendary efficiency of your race doesn't compel you to do so anyway
That's a really good quote
But I can't think of anything to finish it
@AnubianNoob Measure once... then add a couple of inches for good measure ;)
14:48
XD
A fool and his money...
@ElendilTheTall, race-wise I'm proud to be a mongrel :-) Or, as I claim, I got the best from many worlds!
This one is too close to home
A fool and his money enjoy themselves?
@ElendilTheTall A stitch in time could be a sign of appendicitis.
@Stephie you can just type @ followed by a name to message someone directly. Replying to a previous comment at random is a bit confusing :)
14:52
A fool and his money make a good party.
@Cindy haha
@Stephie That was good
I rest for daily work and...
A watched pot...
@AnubianNoob I have never heard this one
oh wait that might be a song lyric
A watched pot never gets secretly eaten?
Jay
Jay
14:53
@ElendilTheTall ... glares right back at you
I rest for daily work and work for daily rest... I can't remember where this is from though
Watched pot never gets smoked
An apple a day...
soon maxes out the credit card
An apple a day makes you very happy.
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall damn, do you have like a $50 limit on that credit card
An apple a day keeps you in the bathroom
14:56
@Jay I was thinking more like iPads, Macbooks etc :)
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall ah that makes a lot more sense haha
Let sleeping dogs...
@ElendilTheTall XD
Jay
Jay
@ElendilTheTall ...soon resulted in cyanide poisoning for the puppy

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