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12:00 PM
@Simon you just ruined my day
 
@silverpenguin Why, because you're a professional procrastinator?
 
@Simon you cant prove anything
 
Thanks.
 
ffs typos
.git pull
 
@RоryMcCune is what @Simon said true?
Or would I be exacerbating it?
 
12:01 PM
JUST DO IT
SHIA LABOEUF IT
 
NO @Simon that word is NOT french for handling yourself.
 
What's the worst that could happen, he's gonna remove his rights again?
 
@Simon NO
@Simon ragequit?
@Simon hate me forever?
 
He's not gonna do that ffs.
 
@Simon not invite me to the modparty at his place?
 
12:02 PM
JUST MAKE THINGS HOW THEY WERE BEFORE YOU MOD'D YOUR WEEN AROUND
Did you wait until your wife invited on your first date or you took the initiative?
IT'S THE SAME THINGGGGG
 
@Simon I wonder if roro puts out on the first date
 
pls
putting out didn't exist the last time he was on a date
 
@RоryMcCune hello. Authoritah figyewer heah
 
@RoryAlsop did you really just catch up with all that convo? slow day at work? :P
 
I'm on lunch
 
12:08 PM
@RoryAlsop oh crap its lunch time
I should go to lunch, cant work this hard without a break
 
I just had sausage, haggis, black pudding, smoked sausage and cheese on bread
 
@RoryAlsop yes, no, no, maybe, maybe
 
but, if it helps, she did propose to me.
@Simon that's different.
 
@kalina that's hell of a poke stick
 
@RoryAlsop Did all that fall off the toast?
 
12:10 PM
why do my messages keep showing up out of order?
 
the drama is real
 
@Matthew grammar is important it can be the difference between you helping your uncle jack, off a horse and well... you can see where this is going
 
@Matthew none of it fell off. And it feels grand in mah belleh
 
@RoryAlsop Have you played sphere.chronosempire.org.uk/~HEx/8402 ?
 
12:29 PM
@Matthew i have been clicking this for a while now and still have no idea what i am meant to be doing
 
@silverpenguin Stop the computer from combining tiles to make 2048
 
@kalina you're commenting on CTF questions now ?
 
@Matthew yea i worked it out.. I was so close... only had 2 tiles left to fil
 
fil
 
@silverpenguin Essentially, you want 2424 4242 2424 4242, but the computer will try stop you
 
12:39 PM
@Matthew yea i already worked out it wont add numbers together if it isnt the next step in the binary
 
@M'vy oh come on, even I know that was obviously not an IP address
 
oh damn
I didn't look who commented and up'd that. sorry, @kalina
 
up'd what?
 
your CTF comment
 
I didn't CTF comment
 
12:50 PM
Well of course you can't resolve 521.89.661.881 - it's not a valid IP address. Perhaps each octet is reversed and it's supposed to be 188.166.98.125 or 125.98.166.188? — kalina 24 mins ago
 
I "that IP address looks like bullshit and I can't believe you're claiming to do something this technical without comprehending a properly formed IP address" comment
 
right. And I upvoted that. despite it comming from you
 
I saw an opportunity to snark and I took it.
 
and I cannot take my vote back
:D
 
you wouldn't want your vote back, I touched it inappropriately.
 
12:52 PM
well, maybe I'd like that.
 
wtf.
When did this room turn into a cybering room?
 
Ubuntu on Windows: *nix advocates got so depressed with being repeatedly panned last year by major vulnerabilities that they've decided to port each of the vulnerable components to Windows so that they can say "well Windows is vulnerable to shellshock as well"
 
@Simon, your mom came by a few hours ago.
 
@SmokeDispenser that's highly inappropriate
 
@kalina that's your inappropriate thinking making it so.
 
12:54 PM
@SmokeDispenser no that's you making a joke about somebody you don't really know all that much's mother on the internet
 
@kalina not gonna give you a star there in exchange for the upvote;)
 
at least when others do it they can pull the "well Simon and I are... er, well what's between acquaintances and friends?" card
 
@ThomasPornin Is that from CSI?
Because it sounds like it would be from CSI.
 
@ThomasPornin /sigh
 
12:55 PM
@ThomasPornin phhbt what obvious fakers, everyone knows the .wrld TLD doesn't exist!
 
@Simon It is from an old 1995 movie, "The Net" with Sandra Bullock.
 
People were dumb back in 95.
 
oh well in 1995 only a handful of people knew better
 
I did not see it, but its abuse of IP addresses was temporarily famous at the time.
 
port 34
 
12:57 PM
@Matthew I have now. 4 times. The AI has never got more than 512 :-)
 
@ThomasPornin should. its a classic.
not quite as imaginary as Hackers, but its up there.
 
(Actually, old NeXTstep systems from that era accepted such values as IP addresses, applying a silent truncation to 8 bits for each component.)
 
@kalina wtf Microsoft Edge... I press CTRL AND T WHICH OPENS A NEW TAB WHY DID YOU TYPE THAT IN HERE?!
 
@RoryAlsop I beat it at 512, then didn't dare play again! Want my 100% win record!
 
@ThomasPornin Sounds like something Steve Jobs would be involved in
an error message isn't user friendly, just make an assumption instead!
 
12:59 PM
@kalina yeah, seems jobsish
 
And even today when you start one of the groups with a 0, it gets interpreted as octal.
 
@kalina That is exactly what happened. "NeXT" was the company he founded when he had been evicted from Apple (and Apple bought it a few years later).
 
... and nextstep is still around. look at NSString:)
 
Clearly IPv5 should have been created by allowing any 3 digits in IPv4 style addresses
 
@ThomasPornin I'm not sure if you seriously assumed I didn't know that...
I mean I did just kinda say it
maybe my sarcasm wasn't strong enough
 
1:00 PM
@kalina nah, was fine.
 
And then assigning them based on logic like 911.911.911.911 is the US emergency services, 999.999.999.999 for the UK ones
 
@kalina It is a public chatroom, one has to think of the @Simon who could read messages.
 
even I got it.
 
@ThomasPornin Shut top pornu.
 
@ThomasPornin is it appropriate to provoke him while he's being quiet?
Are you the kind of person who wakes the baby?
 
1:01 PM
He keeps trying to make me drive to his place to shovel his driveway.
 
@Matthew 011.899.988.199.911.972.53
 
that's clearly a euphemism
 
@Matthew, doesn't fit with the real emergency number.
 
NO IT'S NOT I DON'T DO EUPHEMISMS LIKE THE OTHER IDIOTS IN HERE
 
@SmokeDispenser that should be "... 3!"
 
1:02 PM
I HATE IT'S THE FUGLIEST THING EVER
 
@kalina the pause was left to the reader;)
 
@kalina really no one's going to make the s/port/rule/ gag? I don't know the quality of inappropriatness is going down in this room...
 
@Simon I guess you missed the fact that in context this would be @ThomasPornin's euphemism and not yours
 
@SmokeDispenser Well, that would have been IPv6. Having run out of extra new IPs from IPv5, we would have allowed as many dots as you liked
 
@RоryMcCune that's the point I'm trying to make, it's almost embarrassing...
if I were a technical individual who didn't need to call tech support to reboot my PC, I would certainly think about contributing some technical jokes
 
1:04 PM
@RоryMcCune so what say you? is @Simon right?
 
@kalina in which euphemism is an euphemism ?
 
Sigh @ today
 
@M'vy euphemiception
 
donng
 
penis jokes aren't really appropriate
 
1:05 PM
[euphonium]
 
2 n's
 
@AviD Well I'd say leave iszi alone :) it's not his fault you mods went off all cack-handed. If people want me back as a room owner I have no major issue with that, I'm here anyway might as well kick simon from time to time
 
but pun might have been intended. You never know
 
@M'vy pennis jokes aren't really appropriate
 
nice one
 
@RоryMcCune DONE!
 
Oh look at that, I had to get involved to make things right.
 
After learning Chinese, I can't consider "dong" to be a euphemism for "penis" anymore
 
if kicking @Simon is a perk can I have room owner as well?
 
I think "people" have made it clear they DO want you back.
 
1:07 PM
HE WANTS IT BACK TOO FFS
 
Yeah, we want our story-starwall back!
 
Quick, @RоryMcCune - owner me before they realise the takeover bid!
 
@kalina that was totally my original suggestion!
 
@RоryMcCune I am tempted to remove @Iszi just for the hell of it.
 
I could write a script to just keep him constantly kicked
 
1:07 PM
or maybe add @Simon and then remove him right away.
 
@Matthew yeah if only it was an MP style situation where a majority could block stuff
@AviD don't do that, would not be fair!
 
@MarkBuffalo how long did it take to stop giggling every time you met someone with that name?
 
lol
Wasn't the chinese name for doremon siao ding dong?
I might have miss-inflected the first word.
 
@RоryMcCune I was thinking of doing it quiet-like, and removing the system notice. Let's see how long it takes him to notice.
 
@AviD doing that with adding someone would be funnier, see how long it takes them to realise they have the power...
 
1:11 PM
@RоryMcCune hmm.
 
@AviD Of course you would customize the chat without asking anyone.
He hasn't learned ANYTHING.
 
@AviD Buh-why?
 
@Iszi "... for the hell of it".
aka "it's fun"
 
get rekt oszi that's what you get for being a bad dad
 
@AviD I dated a girl whose mother was a Dong. Hmm, we both cracked jokes... luls
 
1:13 PM
@Iszi I completely disagree with @AviD here bTW and if he does it I'm undoing it :)
 
But she started it
 
@RоryMcCune heh
not really tho
 
@Simon Careful now. Someone just got promoted 'cause they volunteered to kick you from time to time.
 
I can volunteer to kick myself from time to time.
 
ok
:o)
 
1:14 PM
LMAO
 
RO-abuse?
 
you know apart from comedy purposes, I've only ever kicked one user
 
huh.
Am I actually regretting undoing the damage I did?
:P
 
@AviD no you're not
 
@RоryMcCune you say "comedy" - it's still abuse and it's not funny for the recipient.
 
1:15 PM
@AviD pls, he volunteered!
 
I SPENT A MINUTE IN THE VOID
 
"the void"
 
@kalina I would only have done that where I was fairly sure the recipient would see the joke
 
@kalina this, exactly
 
1:15 PM
@RоryMcCune "to kick myself"
 
Last person I kicked... was an actual troublemaker and is currently sitting on a decade long suspension ;)
 
@Simon "exacerbate"
 
@RоryMcCune fairly sure is no guarantee
 
@kalina never where I thought that it was actually abuse, and if that was the case here @Simon I apologize
@kalina there are very few guarantees in life
 
@kalina look at you with all your glaive and shield. Are you running for blue-ship now?
 
1:16 PM
Look at all these people throwing apologies left and right these days.
 
yeah gaming mods thought it was a joke when they were kicking me 10-15 times in quick succession to get me to tell him to fuck himself to chat could flag me and he could validate it
 
Sounds like Fluffy Simon has a few disciples.
 
@kalina so I'm hoping that one kick in the middle of a running joke about kicking wouldn't be considered in that light
 
@AviD I'm not sure if that means you don't know me very well, or that you know me better than I thought you did. Hm.
 
1:17 PM
@M'vy (a) no. (b) surely if I wanted to be a stack exchange moderator I'd have to endorse and encourage the abuse of power
 
I guess you have a point
 
my name is kalinuh and I complain about mods ten times a day
 
@Iszi little of both
 
Can explain why I keep failing at it
 
my name is @Simon and I keep picking fights with people who're totally leaving me alone
 
1:18 PM
Shut top.
 
@kalina If you run on the platform of promising to kick @Simon at least four times a day, I'd vote for you. ;-)
 
@Simon please put me on ignore and stop attempting to talk to me
 
@RоryMcCune, nice to see you back all italic.
 
@SmokeDispenser oh - caching - he's not italic yet for me
 
@kalina Why don't you do that yourself?
 
1:20 PM
@Simon because you're immature enough that you'll keep spewing bullshit in here about me in further attempts to antagonize me, it's a better solution for you to put me on ignore
 
@RoryAlsop @Simon is still trying to cause trouble...
 
there you go, @RoryAlsop;)
 
@kalina You are seriously the worst.
 
@kalina only solution is to make him a room owner.
@Simon Britta.
 
1:21 PM
@AviD well that's one way of getting me to leave permanently
@Simon I'm sorry but I've run out of tolerance for you
 
@Simon and @kalina - why not both put each other on ignore... or, better yet, find some point midway between nasty and fluffy and run with that for a bit :-)
 
Can room owners make other people ignore one another?
 
@AviD Aw, hell no. If @Simon is room owner, I'm out. I mean totally out. Gone from chat entirely. 'Cause there's no washing that mess away.
3
 
The fluffy was a bit much yesterday
 
1:21 PM
cant your love for me @kalina and @Simon bring you two together?
 
@Matthew don't think so
 
@RoryAlsop the fluffy phase was funny, though.
 
@RoryAlsop I did, I'm perfectly fine leaving him alone, he keeps provoking me
 
@Iszi lulz
 
1:22 PM
@silverpenguin that's just begging for both to rant on you;)
 
I am not going to place him on ignore to "stop him from provoking me", that's what long term chat bans are for
 
@AviD dayum
@kalina Provoking you? All you've been trying to do lately is get me in trouble.
 
@SmokeDispenser nahhh they wouldnt ... simon thinks im awesome and kalina can just about stand my existence so im good :D
 
Just like your sentence right now suggesting them to ban me.
 
5 mins ago, by Simon
my name is kalinuh and I complain about mods ten times a day
this is provoking
I hadn't said anything to or about you for some time before that
 
1:23 PM
I've been an asshole to you lately due to the "nurd" thing that I thought was completely retarded.
 
/me considers temporary ignores
 
you chose to engage with me
this is the result
 
How about you stop trying to be the little special snowflake of the chat?
 
:( i dont like arguments :(
 
You pretend to "quit" once a week just to get people to be like "noooo pls kalinuh we luv u"
 
1:24 PM
in fact I've been nothing but pleasant to you today
 
@Simon I thought i was your snow flake e_e
 
girls, can you just let it go?
 
@kalina Because it's your little scheme right now to get me into trouble and then claim innocence.
 
folks - please. Let's at least get this chat room back on one of the on topic topics
2
 
oh geez cmoooon
 
1:25 PM
there's no point in interwebs arguments
 
Aiy, @Simon & @kalina need to get a room.
 
@RoryAlsop THIS, very much
 
@RoryAlsop we have topics? I thought we kinda just typed and see what happens
 
thanks roro
 
@AviD Yeah you were better edit that extra "r" out.
 
1:25 PM
@Simon no actually it's my little scheme for you to forget I exist so I don't have to keep tolerating your nonsense towards me
I've given up on trying to be friends with you, now you're off the friendly list and onto the irrelevant list
and for some reason that clearly annoys you enough to keep provoking me
 
@Simon rororo
 
@AviD ffs
 
@Simon Oh, have you moved on from pls now?
 
@Iszi I thought that it was in the ban list like the word "nurd".
 
1:27 PM
@Simon nope. It's in the meme list. you basicly have to now.
 
should be kind of interesting
 
@Simon Wait, does that mean I get to kick you 'cause you just said it?
 
what do people talk about on here?
 
@Iszi Ya, that's how it is here these days.
 
@AmM Pretty much anything but ITSec.
 
1:29 PM
@AmM great timing.
 
@Simon Thanks so much. Been wanting to try that out.
 
You're slow though.
 
@Iszi I'd volunteer, too.
If that means I can say nurd to @Simon;)
 
@AmM information security
 
Actually, nah. Odds are there's some built-in "two kicks in an hour and you're banned for the day" trigger I don't want to put you into.
 
1:30 PM
@Iszi I wouldn't mind it at all.
 
@AmM well it's fairly well covered in the room description and tags... nominally it's related to security.stackexchange.com
 
@AmM, we're talking about all kinds of stuff, including - but not limited to - Sec.SE and IT sec.
 
@RоryMcCune ooh, i see..i guess i'm in the wrong place..
 
@AmM well only if you don't like donuts crypto security webappsec or euphemisms or were here hoping for hardware/software support... :)
 
@RоryMcCune one of donuts or euphemisms is bound to be liked by everyone.
@Simon might hate but he loves .
 
1:36 PM
@SmokeDispenser or maybe he loves the donuts, but only when the euphemisms applies.
 
dophemisms!
 
euphenuts?
 
@RoryAlsop See how doughphemisms would look?
Dumb, it would look dumb.
This is how, folks, we conclude that "doughnut" is the dumb way to spell the word.
 
@RоryMcCune - that one I liked ^
 
@RoryAlsop I starred:)
 
1:40 PM
@RoryAlsop that's good, I like that
 
@RoryAlsop erm, at first glance
 
@MarkBuffalo dophemism?
 
Yeah maybe
Shovel candles? Looks cool.
 
@RoryAlsop Is that @LucasKauffman in the corner?
 
@MarkBuffalo they're 'andles ain't they 'andles for forks
and there's four of them
 
1:41 PM
@RоryMcCune The confusion is strooning with me
 
@MarkBuffalo pfffft
 
@RоryMcCune Ha! I totally did not get that until this.
 
@MarkBuffalo It's a British thing
 
@MarkBuffalo watch that, it explains everything
 
1:42 PM
@Matthew a very British thing
 
and it is SFW
 
@RoryAlsop And if you're not British, you may not understand why that is probably playing on rolling news services on a loop today
 
I feel that, somewhere, there must be a new sit-com idea, rather than just remaking ones from the 1970s
 
@Matthew well tbbt is still running
it's got to be getting near the end now though
 
1:45 PM
@kalina Yeah - I built the Lego model last night
But we have "Still Open All Hours" (Open All Hours remade), remade Dad's Army, remade Are you Being Served being filmed
 
@RоryMcCune Any subtitles with that?
 
@CodesInChaos that's not even Scottish :-)
 
@Matthew Care to clarify for the Yanks?
 
@Matthew I didn't know you could get lego big bang theory
not that I know anything about lego
 
1:49 PM
@RoryAlsop Aw. Sorry to hear that.
WTF is a Billhook?
 
@RoryAlsop Umm... I see the "safe=off" parameter in there. Should I click?
 
@Iszi oh - that's just my default - feel free to turn it to on
 
you use the internets with safe search off?
 
1:51 PM
or just type the word billhook into google and click 'images' :-)
@kalina always
safe search annoys me
 
@RoryAlsop Oh, no. It's my default too. I'm just wondering if this particular search is going to turn up anything nasty before I scroll down far enough for Rule 34 to kick in.
 
plus, it's always a result when a search shows zero pictures of something naughty
 
yes but what has been seen cannot be unseen
 
@kalina I didn't think the Lego photo was that bad...
 
@kalina meh - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
 
1:53 PM
@Matthew har har
 
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
 
@RoryAlsop I just Wiki'd it. But I'm still lost for the (presumed) euphemism.
The billhook is a traditional cutting tool used widely in agriculture and forestry for cutting smaller woody material such as shrubs and branches. It is very common in the wine-growing countries of Europe. In other parts of the world where it is used, it was either developed locally—e.g. in China, India, and Japan—or introduced by European settlers—e.g. in North and South America, South Africa, and Australasia. It is also known as the bill hook (although this more usually (US only) refers to either a metal or plastic hook used to hold bills, common in the US, or a part of the knotting mechanism...
 
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
@Iszi In that accent Billhooks could sound a lot like bollocks
 
@RoryAlsop Sure, but the dude was reading the list at that point.
 
@Iszi but he was thinking what would have happened if the guy had been reading it all out to him
 
1:55 PM
@RoryAlsop Eh. Little bit of a stretch, but okay.
 
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to be kicked...
;-P
 
Can't watch it right now
 

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