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14:00
@RoryAlsop oy! hmm we may have to lose nono-support to accomodate that
@Iszi (I wasn't being serious - less philosophy here would be a bettererer thing)
@Simon It was driven by the primal urge to breed.
@MarkBuffalo eat sth?
@RоryMcCune nono-philosophy
This diet is taking me down to about 975 calories per day
Down from 5000-7000
14:00
@MarkBuffalo that sounds ... not fun
@RoryAlsop Oh, no. I'm totally for adding more philosophy here. I just don't think the current discussion qualifies as legitimate justification for that cause.
Oh the pain
I remember when was a thing.
I'm still planning its comeback.
@Iszi talking about me? I havent mentioned this before :/ I dont think
@MarkBuffalo so less than 50% of what a man actually needs (usually)?
14:00
@Iszi dont mean to bug you man!
@Simon Like "porch monkey"?
@RoryAlsop @RоryMcCune on that note, I think the clear candidate for secondary room owner is @Iszi. All in favor?
^so is that offtopic?
@Iszi wot
14:01
@RoryAlsop It takes 1 to 2 weeks to adjust. Then I'll be okay
("All" referring to site mods and current room owners only).
@AviD :(
@RоryMcCune no - that's Monty Python
@AviD No, he was my dad once and it ended up badly so I don't want him to have some authority over me again.
@AviD yup - Simon's ex-dad would be a good room owner
@Simon its a quote. from a movie.
@MarkBuffalo Y'know, I'd say you're full of it. But I've actually fasted for that long before. It's surprisingly very doable.
Oh speaking of movies, I saw 10 Cloverfield Lane last n8.
@Iszi You have fasted for 1-2 weeks?
@Iszi keto diet. My body will begin burning fat soon. I'll have plenty of energy
14:02
It was great, I recommend it.
you lose points for not knowing it.
@Simon not got around to that one yet
@Simon I keep meaning to see that one
And my brain will switch to ketones as a fuel source
@DavidFreitag Yeah. IIRC it was only supposed to be a week. Then I was somehow inspired to just go on with it for a bit.
14:03
@Iszi You ate nothing for a week?
WTF IS THAT OVID
@StackExchange WTF
@StackExchange MOD ABUSE
14:03
@StackExchange \o/
@Simon experiment
11 secs ago, by David Freitag
@StackExchange MOD ABUSE
@StackExchange Isn't that a bit redundant?
8 secs ago, by David Freitag
11 secs ago, by David Freitag
@StackExchange MOD ABUSE
@AviD why did you add yourself?
14:04
oh lawd no
WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
I've fasted for one week, wasn't too bad
28 secs ago, by AviD
@Simon experiment
@StackExchange Ah, interesting. Not sure how I volunteered for this, but I'll take it. Guess it's just another reason for me to be more serious about cleaning up my chat.
HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED
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14:04
3 mins ago, by Rory Alsop
@AviD yup - Simon's ex-dad would be a good room owner
@AviD don't forget @RоryMcCune
Have you shared that steam sec-fail already today : medium.com/@rubiimeow/…
What was really interesting is how it seemed to force a full refresh of the room UI.
@MarkBuffalo what about him?
And yet I notice little in the way of visible changes.
14:05
@Iszi yeah I'm shocked.
@Iszi Probably does for us too because your name is not in italic.
@AviD pls @AviD you have no power here :op AFAIK it's only me @RoryAlsop and packy who can add room owners
@AviD Look just because some moistened bint lobs a scimitar at you, doesn't mean you wield supreme executive power!
@Simon F5 will fix that for you
@RоryMcCune no longer true
@Simon Oh, hey. There's a change I didn't notice - didn't even realize Room Owners had that.
14:06
@RoryAlsop ctrl + R master race
@Iszi well your name is italic now
2 hours ago, by Rоry McCune
https://medium.com/@rubiimeow/watch-paint-dry-how-i-got-a-game-on-the-steam-stor‌​e-without-anyone-from-valve-ever-looking-at-it-2e476858c753#.4box4p60d
@RоryMcCune Guessing that's why @AviD had to add himself first
@Simon cmd + R
yaaaaaaaay!
14:06
@AviD This is mutiny Mr Christian!
@SmokeDispenser FUGLY
@RoryAlsop MODDDDDDD-ABUSE!!!!!
14:07
@SEJPM lmfao, direct object reference for the win
@Simon @silverpenguin pls F5
@SEJPM MORE MODDDD-ABUSE!!!!!!
@RоryMcCune oh hush
@RоryMcCune these mods are terrible. You could get him removed off the room owners list...not that that changes anything :-)
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no one cares about mod abuse
3
14:07
that's a lot of talking for nothing.
@RoryAlsop but he can add himself back!
this room is mood-abusing
@Ohnana pls have you asked @kalina about that?
@RоryMcCune yup
@M'vy are you new to the DMZ ? xD
14:08
@M'vy DOR ftw
@RоryMcCune no one caaaaaares
@Ohnana looooooooool
@Ohnana if more than no-people care then someone cares, so you are wrong :op
@silverpenguin No, he's actually DMZ OG.
14:09
@RоryMcCune i stand by my original statement
@Iszi OG?
@Iszi I was just making a joke because he said there is a lot of talk for nothing
@M'vy Old Guard
@Ohnana it's as wrong now as it was then, so feel free
ooh. Does it come with costumes?
14:09
@Iszi is rory one of the middle-aged guard?
@M'vy you like spandex? we can get you spandex
In this episode of The DMZ, @Iszi gets added to the list of room owners which triggered the whole room.
@Ohnana No, he's an Ancient. You don't mess with the Ancients.
@Ohnana he's one of the ancient guards?
@Simon #DaysOfOurDMZ
14:10
@Simon oh no it can't 'cause apparently no-one cares...
where's my stick, i need to poke rory
oh lawd all the pins
and now the pin wall is ruined
@Simon Thanks. I was waiting on something good to try that feature with.
I hope you're happy @AviD
14:10
someone needs to unpin a few stars im running out of room D:
@DavidFreitag Would you like a pin on your pin so you can pin a pin?
lmao @Iszi has pin powers now
@Simon Episode 69: In which Tigger uses privilege to escalate Iszi
5
rip DMZ
@Simon I would love a pin in my pin ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
14:11
@RoryAlsop luuulz
@Ohnana I don't think I need a poke today...
@RoryAlsop damn privilege escalations :/
Noo, I need to be italic!
<i>Matthew</i>
amateur
SEJPM
14:12
@Ohnana montana
@Matthew Markdown, dude. *Like this.*
damit
im just going to leave it so people can see my stupidity as punishment
Oh wow, that's a fail overflow.
@silverpenguin FTFY
@Iszi what's the markdown for strike-through?
14:12
@RоryMcCune heh
a bunch of dashes, I think
all the dashes
@RoryAlsop FTFY?
@SEJPM ---Strike--- I think
14:12
@silverpenguin fixed that for you
test
wat
@Iszi thank you :)
@Ohnana need three of em
there we go
14:13
ovid sux irl and in game
@RoryAlsop oh thanks... I thought i said something offensive for a second and you were telling me off with acronyms
Can you combine these?
@Simon lol in wut game
test
dammit nearly got a free star by bumping simon...
14:13
@Matthew U WOT M8
now everybody is doing test :/
@silverpenguin euphemistic insult acronyms?
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@Matthew New to SE are you?
14:14
ickles
@Iszi Nah, just don't use markdown much...
there is to much going on in this room
@AviD you're laughing, the institution of the pinwall story is over!
@M'vy Yeah, no. Tag formatting pwns all.
im about to have a melt down
14:14
test
I hate love you all.
@Iszi that's a shame
@RоryMcCune pls, @Iszi was one of your biggest contributors.
I'll make a Chrome Extension that appends this to every single of my posts.
@silverpenguin I'll get some marshmallows and some popcorn
14:14
You know we have a test room, designed for this sort of experimentation.
@DavidFreitag can I have a coke and a burrito :'( ?
@Simon userscript might be easier and more portable
@M'vy You're easier and more portable.
I'm sure he will respect your editor skills.
@AviD LMAO. Doesn't someone have a script or something that ranks users based on messages they've had starred in the room?
14:15
Eh?
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Q: Database Credentials

BurchHave you guys seen movies where a hacker just cracks through someone's server and get information? Is there such program/software/server/website where you could store all kinds of information like background data on people, or anything important WITH A COOL, NEAT LOOKING UI/INTERFACE? That would ...

@silverpenguin Sure, bring me some while you're at it too

Sandbox

Where you can play with chat features (except flagging) and ch...
@Xander no I didn't
@Xander Wow. Room ID 1. Wonder what 0 is - TL?
@Iszi No.
14:16
@Iszi You work with IDs below 1?
REMOVE HIM FROM THE ROOM OWNERS
I don't know what it is (or if it exists) but it isn't TL.
QUICK
HE'S A BAD PERSON
@DavidFreitag I ate 3x 1 day old burritos for dinner last night... you dont even know the dangerous game I am playing with work today
@Simon It's not me. It's the world we live in - i.e.: computers.
@Matthew lol
14:16
@Iszi You're not you.
its internal.
room ID 2 is "chat feedback", frozen for 48 days
@Xander dev room.
@Matthew I replied. Oh well
@silverpenguin Please. Come back and talk when they're a week old.
14:16
@Xander but it's more fun to play around in unison
@Iszi you havent D: ???
@AviD Is that a fact, or a guess?
@MarkBuffalo You were less sarcastic than me...
@Xander weak memory.
@Xander SE needed to try chat out somewhere live, they probably figured that after their tests finished they could just make it "public testing"
14:17
@Iszi how are you even alive if you did that D: are you a god?
@AviD It would certainly make sense.
@silverpenguin What dangerous game?
@silverpenguin Not 100% sure, but I'm reasonably confident I have at some point. The microwave is a wonderful tool for these things. I figure whatever can survive that radiation, plus my stomach acid, plus my reasonably robust immune system, deserves to have its way with me.
shut top oszi
@Iszi bacterial toxins?
14:18
@Matthew I was truthful though. Lullullululllulz
cuz that's exactly what happens with food poisoning
@Iszi Oh really ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
@Ohnana I've never had food poisoning. "Lead stomach" was my first perk.
room ID 3 is the SE Tavern with nearly no activity
@DavidFreitag I get this on rare occasions
@Iszi man, you are brave.
14:19
@SEJPM Until something happens, then it will be buzzing with mods and SE staff
@Matthew looks like a pointless griefer
@MarkBuffalo rip
@silverpenguin Nah, I actually tend to give up on leftovers after that week-old point.
testing
@Iszi I go for the 3 day rule
@RoryAlsop Yeah... Maybe I was too subtle...
14:20
You'll get food poisoning if you step out of the united states
@silverpenguin I think StillTasty says 3-5 days for most things.
wait hold on...is the 3 day rule dating or food?
I have 3/4 of a pound of bacon I need to eat quite soon
@RoryAlsop Should have given a full answer of "Yes, we've seen films! Just copy the addresses off the screen!"
@DavidFreitag have you ever smelt off bacon?
14:20
@silverpenguin Isn't that the same thing?
I was trying to get oszi mad to make him kick me to pop his cherry.
@silverpenguin Is that a sex act? I don't do that to food.
It did not work.
@Simon Oh, you think you gotta make me mad for that? With you, I'm tempted to just do it for the shiggles.
@Matthew hahahaha
14:21
@DavidFreitag off as in rotten D: and no Im not into food, I mean dont get me wrong a KFC and get me going a bit but nothing serious
@Simon If there's anything we know about @Iszi it's that his cherry was popped a looooooong time ago. By your mom.
@DavidFreitag wat
@silverpenguin I wish KFC still had boneless chicken
@DavidFreitag I wish they still had Tender Roast.
@DavidFreitag so how were the chickens supposed to live?
14:22
You guys are awful with your KFC.
@DavidFreitag they do :P its called bonless chicken
@RoryAlsop I took the liberty and fixed your comment on that hacking movie q
ALL THE PINGS
@Matthew wtf @ his comment reply?
14:23
to How to Ask isntead of How to Answer
@DavidFreitag OH MER GAWD FWENDS
@DavidFreitag more ping?
@SEJPM MOAR PING
I just responded with an actual answer
@Burch Yes, it's called an operating system. You're using one now. :] — Mark Buffalo 1 min ago
@MarkBuffalo no you didnt
14:24
That's a comment.
@AviD oops - thanks
@Simon you're a comment.
He wants software to store his own personal files. His operating system and file system can do that
No.
Basically NSA-like database. Is there a software like that? Where you could store your important files? — Burch 3 mins ago
14:24
Guys guys guys, he's got a Lambo, he can't be all that bad.
^^ that should be @MarkBuffalo 's expertise
@Simon then I can be sure the correct answer is yes.
@DavidFreitag he has faound a picture of a lambo on the internet
goes back into the shadow realm
@RoryAlsop Noooo that's not how it works
14:26
someone! quickly give me an excuse how OSCP will be beneficial to my role! (im trying to work an email to HR but im stuck)
@silverpenguin is it like bacon
it's best in your roll
hahahaha
@RoryAlsop thanks lol
@silverpenguin How is knowledge hard to justify?
14:27
@RoryAlsop atleast it was funny :P
You're gonna acquire relevant knowledge to your field.
And will be able to conduct pentest for your own infrastructure.
@MarkBuffalo Yeah...
If your role includes understanding the weaknesses attackers will exploit in applications and infrastructure, then OSCP provides a good level of this
@Simon yes but how can i say that I need an OSCP for a PHP dev?
@SmokeDispenser I'm nice to everyone
14:27
@MarkBuffalo Okay for example, the movie "white house down". The hacker infiltrates the white house servers and they look so cool because everything is there from war operations to missile bases. I want a software like that haha — Burch 1 min ago
@Simon so mean to me :(
And eventually offer the service to your clients.
hello everybody
@kalina afternoon
@kalina right. LOOKATTHEROOMTAGS! :)
14:28
@kalina hello
@silverpenguin its more efficient than a CRL?
@kalina hi
@silverpenguin Request to do the the PWK course, which includes an attempt at OSCP.
my head is still pounding from the weekend and I'm listening to the same sound over and over again and it's driving me insane and I might just eat cookie dough instead
14:28
There's a whole section dedicated to Web Apps.
100% zombie mode
wait.
I didn't hilight you on that post. Did you read the whole transcript?!
@SmokeDispenser I don't see anything special
@kalina o/
@kalina cookie dough is delicious
14:29
@SmokeDispenser omnipresent
eugh deadlines
@Simon oh riley !?
@RоryMcCune So, what's the limitations on room descriptions? I'm guessing single-string, no line breaks, no formatting? Length limit?
@SmokeDispenser that's implied by being in the DMZ, that's a waste of a tag
@Matthew Did you ever see in movies how all the guys are gorgeous and sexy and cool. Is there any way I can be like that?
14:30
@kalina watcha you missed epic mod abuse, I wanted to have a suggestion for expanding the room mod pool and @AviD just went with his executive decision
@silverpenguin If you type an email like that, I can understand why they'll deny your request.
@kalina, now it's officially in the room description :)
@Matthew I mean like Brad Pitt. How can I look like Brad Pitt?
@kalina Well it's better than infosec
@RоryMcCune I saw, I didn't comment on it
14:30
@AviD Surgery
@AviD CRL? sorry i dont undertand (tried googling)
@Iszi NO EXPERIMENTING
A lot of surgery.
@Iszi I've never hit a limit on it TBH , best way to find out is just experiment with it
@RоryMcCune there was consensus
14:30
@AviD This is why I was asking.
@RоryMcCune it's fine, activity is getting lower over time, only a matter of it until I vanish for another few months :p
@AviD You making him a room owner was an experiment, if he experiments you're responsible.
@AviD I am already like that. I don't need to ask...
@AviD 4 mods + 2 room owners you had 4 positives?
@RоryMcCune LOL. So who do I listen to, Co-RO or Mod?
14:31
In the operation of some cryptosystems, usually public key infrastructures (PKIs), a certificate revocation list (CRL) is a list of certificates (or more specifically, a list of serial numbers for certificates) that have been revoked, and therefore, entities presenting those (revoked) certificates should no longer be trusted. == Revocation states == There are two different states of revocation defined in RFC 3280: Revoked: A certificate is irreversibly revoked if, for example, it is discovered that the certificate authority (CA) had improperly issued a certificate, or if a private-key is thought...
@Simon it was meant to be badly spelt, they are an irish company... i guess I should have not made the joke without context xD
@Iszi I'd go with mod if I was you
@Iszi mod > Co-RO
@Iszi Both of them, you're lower on the totem pole than @Simon is
@RоryMcCune Heh. You don't know me very well, do ye? Nah, seriously. I was actually thinking about trimming the thing. But knowing technical (or at least application-imposed) limitations is still useful.
14:32
@RоryMcCune @Jefff doesnt count. @schroeder agrees to everything. @RoryAlsop and I were vocal in support, and you were silently in favor.
Well, except you have a roll of duct tape and a pair of boots
and lets be honest, all we really need is @RoryAlsop.
@DavidFreitag Not sure how you say that, since I'm an RO now.
@AviD nice piece of post-hoc justification
@Iszi I don't recognize your authority.
14:33
anyway I guess that's enough procrastinating
@AviD well duh @RoryAlsop is awesome, I like him counts bribe
@SEJPM troll :D
@kalina no such thing!
@kalina good point, I have some documentation to write
@Iszi I think we should call @RоryMcCune "CoRo" from now on.
14:34
@DavidFreitag @Simon See? Now that's how you push buttons that might send an RO over the edge to kick-mute for the fun of it. Nice job, @DavidFreitag.
@Iszi Thanks :)
@AviD Haha. I concur.
ooh! or even Cory.
@AviD Not gonna just go for the more straightforward CoROry?
That's too wordy, how about we just go with @Iszi
And since he got a promotion and a pay bump, lets all head to the pub, drinks on @Iszi!
14:36
@DavidFreitag Wait, I'm supposed to get paid for this?
you wish
@Iszi Supposed to
@Iszi I take 0 responsibility.
While we're at it, can someone clean the discussion rooms we have on InfoSec.SE?
14:37
@Simon as usual
@Iszi I watched that movie the other day. Still as good as I remember. That and Grandma's Boy
@Simon Don't they just age out after awhile, except the ones linked to questions?
@Iszi IDK but there are 16 rooms right now.
@DavidFreitag I need to re-watch Office Space. Super Troopers along with it. Never done Grandma's Boy.
@Iszi Start with Grandma's boy it's fucking great
14:38
@Iszi Well some would say that's a good thing that you've never done him.
Then super troopers
Then Office Space.
That good, eh?
Or are you just saying that because it's the one on that list that I haven't seen?
@DavidFreitag Grandma's Boy - '22 or '06?
No seriously Grandma's Boy is probably me favorite movie ever
14:40
@Iszi Roco
@AviD Nah. Makes me think of CoCo.
@AviD Reminds me of:
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated television series created by Joe Murray for Nickelodeon. The series centers on the surreal life of an anthropomorphic Australian-immigrant wallaby named Rocko as well as his friends: the gluttonous steer Heffer, the neurotic turtle Filburt, and Rocko's faithful dog Spunky. It is set in the fictional town of O-Town, and is laden with adult humor, including double entendre, innuendo, and satirical social commentary. Murray created the title character for an unpublished comic book series in the late 1980s, and later reluctantly pitched the series to ...
CoCo ? ^
Wow that's not the thumbnail I was hoping for.
@Simon the PWK, I cant see anything about the OSCP in its description am i blind ?
@Iszi I was thinking Rocco
(first google hit for that name :D )
@Simon nvm i think im blind but I do not see anything saying I get to do it ... looks more like a description in the page for a dif product
@AviD Yeah, so glad I didn't Google that.
@DavidFreitag Wow. I do remember that!
@Iszi What about Angry Beavers, remember that?
The Angry Beavers is an American animated television series created by Mitch Schauer for the Nickelodeon channel. The series revolves around Daggett and Norbert Beaver, two young beaver brothers who have left their home to become bachelors in the forest near the fictional Wayouttatown, Oregon. The show premiered in the United States on April 19, 1997. The show started airing on the Nickelodeon Canada channel when it launched on November 2, 2009. The series aired on The '90s Are All That block on TeenNick in the US on October 7, 2011 as part of the block's U Pick with Stick line-up. The series was...
@AviD googled. did not disappoint
14:44
Speaking of things nobody wanted to Google
@Simon How are you liking PWK so far?
@Simon if you reply to @Xander first im not bringing wine to the house party
@silverpenguin dont worry about it, he already has a box
@silverpenguin Scroll down and take a look at the price list. It makes it a little clearer.
@DavidFreitag Oh yeah. My brother & I totally watched that.
And CatDog
CatDog is an American animated television series created by Peter Hannan for Nickelodeon. The series depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a cat and the other a dog. Nickelodeon produced the series from Burbank, California. The first episode aired on April 4, 1998 (following the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards), before the show officially premiered in October. The episode "Fetch" was also shown in theaters with The Rugrats Movie. The series ran on Nickelodeon until May 18, 2001, with all episodes of season four (except for the made-for-TV film CatDog: The Great Parent Mystery...
14:47
@Iszi Dude yes
Nostalgia train woo wooo
@AviD a box is bad right?
@silverpenguin ever drink boxed wine?
@AviD I am a whiskey / cider man... wine tastes like perfume
@Iszi it's good, but it isn't Ren and Stimpy!
champagne isnt to bad either (watered down wine) lol
@RoryAlsop Yeah but that wasn't really a whole show, it was like half a show
@AviD He did a show at my elementary school
@AviD All the time. Actually drank two bottles of screw-top prosecco at the weekend. And it was pretty good. Didn't hold as much fizz, but tasted grand
@RoryAlsop that comes in a bottle, not a box
@DavidFreitag coool
or cans, if its cheap
@RoryAlsop Well, of course there's that.
@AviD Nah it was kinda weird now that I think about it
14:54
@AviD I just hadn't seen it before. My Pinot Grigio tends to live in a box in the firdge
@RoryAlsop oh you're sweet.
I dont mean "a box of bottles of wine", I mean literally a box of wine
@AviD lol. It's on the shelf below the gin and the tonic, but above the cans of Jack Daniels and Coke
as in, the wine is in the box, not the bottles.
@AviD exactly
like chocolate milk.
14:56
a box containing a bladder of wine
@RoryAlsop LOL They make premixed cans of jack and coke?
@DavidFreitag yep, and of the Jack Daniels honey liqueur and coke
@RoryAlsop You're a box containing a bladder of wine whisky.
@DavidFreitag and premixed cans of bacardi and coke, gin and tonic, cosmopolitan etc
@DavidFreitag I know
@RoryAlsop I've never seen this before
14:57
@DavidFreitag I'll take a phot when I go to Sainsburys later this afternoon
Man you guys get all the cool stuff... premixed alcohol and cadbury mini eggs... :(
@AviD 'Round here, aside from in schools, chocolate milk is more commonly in (plastic) bottles. Though boxes aren't rare either.
I just sent the email, tried to ask if they also offer funding for my course rather than just leave time... now i feel like a weasel
I wonder what it says that CISSP+CEH cover all but two of the roles in DoD 8570?

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